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This is a greentext story of how I scared the shit out of a jew I knowBe meBe a DruidKnow


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This is a greentext story of how I scared the shit out of a jew I know

>Be me
>Be a Druid
>Know that Druidry came from Egyptian Paganism
>Own a khopesh
>See Jew "friend" is literally stealing from me
>Pull Khopesh from under the couch
"Hey KikeAssociate"
>He sees Khopesh raised in the air
"Do you feel the ancestral fear fagoot?"
>Literally shits himself and throws my money on the floor crying.
Kek.jpg
>Now I know how to terrify the kikes.
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>>71591986
BTW This is not my khopesh, brb with pics.
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>>71591986
LOL UR SO FUNNY, UPBOAT
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>>71591986
Why did you have a khopesh under your couch?
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>>71591986
niggy nigger
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>>71592323
Home defense.
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>>71591986
ha ha good post you have earned the respect of Japan, you can have free anime girl when you come here
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>ancestral fear
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>>71591986
did you leave your fedora on the whole time?
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>>71592034
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>>71592735
Implying what exactly?
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>be a druid
>act like an idiot
You shame druidkind
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>>71592766
This is the Khopesh I own, because fuck it why not.

>>71592866
What can I say. The kike was stealing from me. I don't know about you, but I wasn't going to stand for it.
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post pics of your unwashed druid feet
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>>71591986
Looks too 'the Mummy'
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>>71593280
I mean, they go on and on about their servitude to the Egyptians, so why the fuck not right?

Besides, that's just one I found on the interwebs. I posted mine above in>>71592766

>>71593279
Implying Druids are unclean.
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Honestly sad at the lack of kike response.
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>>71593954
oy vey shoah putz shiksa mama

happy? ok you can stop posting now
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>>71592323
Why don't you?
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>>71594141
I need the hebrews to comment.
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