This is a greentext story of how I scared the shit out of a jew I know
>Be me
>Be a Druid
>Know that Druidry came from Egyptian Paganism
>Own a khopesh
>See Jew "friend" is literally stealing from me
>Pull Khopesh from under the couch
"Hey KikeAssociate"
>He sees Khopesh raised in the air
"Do you feel the ancestral fear fagoot?"
>Literally shits himself and throws my money on the floor crying.
Kek.jpg
>Now I know how to terrify the kikes.
>>71591986
BTW This is not my khopesh, brb with pics.
>>71591986
LOL UR SO FUNNY, UPBOAT
>>71591986
Why did you have a khopesh under your couch?
>>71591986
niggy nigger
>>71592323
Home defense.
>>71591986
ha ha good post you have earned the respect of Japan, you can have free anime girl when you come here
>ancestral fear
>>71591986
did you leave your fedora on the whole time?
>>71592034
>>71592735
Implying what exactly?
>be a druid
>act like an idiot
You shame druidkind
>>71592766
This is the Khopesh I own, because fuck it why not.
>>71592866
What can I say. The kike was stealing from me. I don't know about you, but I wasn't going to stand for it.
post pics of your unwashed druid feet
>>71591986
Looks too 'the Mummy'
>>71593280
I mean, they go on and on about their servitude to the Egyptians, so why the fuck not right?
Besides, that's just one I found on the interwebs. I posted mine above in>>71592766
>>71593279
Implying Druids are unclean.
Honestly sad at the lack of kike response.
>>71593954
oy vey shoah putz shiksa mama
happy? ok you can stop posting now
>>71592323
Why don't you?
>>71594141
I need the hebrews to comment.