Lindsay Lohan gets it, why don't you?
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/04/20/lindsay-lohan-embracing-islam-america-doesnt-understand-the-koran-but-im-not-done-reading-it/
>>71582160
>A year after Lindsay Lohan was first seen clutching a Koran, the Catholic-Born child star has admitted that she is “really open to learning” about Islam.
>“I’m not done reading it. Do you know how long that would take? It takes so long,” Lohan said of her conversion to Islam in a recent interview. “America has portrayed holding a Koran in such a different way to what it actually is.”
>>71582160
Wonder how her British twin is doing right now
>>71582160
really ?
>>71582160
Because of Lohan, Americans will finally understand the dangers of Islam. This is good news.
>>71582531
Maybe with luck she'll blow herself up taking a lot of faggots with her.
>>71582531
No they wont. Extracting a liberals head from their own ass is impossible.
5:33 "Indeed, the penalty for those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger and strive upon earth [to cause] corruption is none but that they be killed or crucified or that their hands and feet be cut off from opposite sides or that they be exiled from the land. That is for them a disgrace in this world; and for them in the Hereafter is a great punishment,"
3:151 "We will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve for what they have associated with Allah of which He had not sent down [any] authority. And their refuge will be the Fire, and wretched is the residence of the wrongdoers."
2:191 "And kill them wherever you overtake them and expel them from wherever they have expelled you, and fitnah is worse than killing. And do not fight them at al-Masjid al- Haram until they fight you there. But if they fight you, then kill them. Such is the recompense of the disbelievers."
2:193 "Fight them until there is no [more] fitnah and [until] worship is [acknowledged to be] for Allah . But if they cease, then there is to be no aggression except against the oppressors."
>>71582160
She also used to call Al Gore and ask him to stop people from bullying her on the internet and Hillary Clinton to beg her to cure her of her addiction to alcohol.
I say people push her to move to the middle east for enrichment.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that's it
Fuck you Lindsay
I loved u and supported you when you were dating Rohan
And through all the bs of your life
But if this is true FUCK IT
IM DONE
IM DONE WITH YOU LINDSAY
IF this is true
GODDAMN YOU LINDSAY WHY
WWWHYYYYYYYYY HOW COULD YOU
>>71582160
Yes we should all take religious advice from drug addict degenerate whores.
Like.... fuck look.
Its like the world has gone legitimately insane and I'm the only one who can see it.
I'm not terribly maladjusted. I have a good enough job, house, had a girlfriend one time, I get along with most people unless they directly address the state of things and seem perfectly okay with it.
This isn't the way the world is supposed to be.
What happened.
Am I the insane one? It seems to be that way, don't most insane people see everyone as crazy.
I don't engage in the herbal or the liquid jew, at all, but damn if I haven't been tempted to start.
>>71582160
wait till she reads the part about how disgusting pigs aren't allowed in heaven.
>>71582854
come to brazil
no insanity here, just some commies
>>71582160
Islam is Post Feminism. You didn't know? What is left for Lindsay but to Submit to Allah (swt) and her Husband?
>>71582160
This is great news, when is she going to get her circumcision?
>>71582640
I'm not concerned with changing liberals' minds. I'm concerned with low-information normies with no belief systems of their own. If Islam becomes celebrity trendy like Kabbalah, it will fuck up the whole oppression narrative.
This has got to be false. Satire. A ruse, a jest, I was half expecting her closing quote to end with ".. And now I'm a Cruzmissile"
It's THAT unbelievable. What the hell world are we living in? Has the world gone mad?
... Or is it ME that's gone mad?
>>71582854
>>71583097
Welcome to the brave new world, lads.
>>71582995
good goy Pedro
our nation is just as cucked as the US by now. Cultural marxism is blatant in Brazil
>>71582854
move to Argentina or Chile, burger friend! They might be last safe countries to be in the next few years.
>>71582160
can't tell if imminent disaster for Islamic takeeover or brilliant reverse-Miley gesture
>>71582160
>she is a literal psycho
> embraces it even more with bitch babies religion
meh let the cunt do something, when muslims start killing americans the military will transfer the niggers back, or they will go to maxium security prison with tyrone raping their assholes.
>>71583515
its gonna be both, obongo is letting one hundred thousand here by the end of his tyranny.
>>71582160
does that mean we can rape then stone her to death?
>>71582160
>literal degenerate, sinful, drug-addicted whore
>becomes a muslim
Yeah, makes sense.
>>71582160
>70s catholic,80s-90s Jewish, 00s Buddhist, now Islam
what all these things have in conman? Hollywood and their liberal viewed actors sees these religions as fashion and fads.
in before someone says ''implying their still not Jewish''
>>71583852
With her driving record, she no longer fears death.
>>71582854
This is our politically correct world dominated by the majority of liberals, jews, and liberal jews.
In liberalism you see what you want to see and hear what you want to hear. In liberalism you make sure man doesn't do anything in his best interests.
No it's not supposed to be like this. It's supposed to be like the 50's
>>71583852
Yeah, most degenerate, sinful, drug-addicted whores become evangenlicals.
>>71582160
Hasn't she been whoring herself in London since she squandered her child star fortune?
>>71582232
>It takes too long to read a book
She shouldn't have a problem with time seeing how nobody hires her.
She gets paid to fuck the rich arabs, it's not a secret. That's how she has been making money the past few years. So what do you expect, one probably paid her to promote it.
I've been saying this for months now. This is what comes next: the push to mass convert. Accusing people of being racist if they don't convert to Islam. It starts with celebrities doing it, just like it did with non-white vanity adoptions.
>>71582285
Lol
>>71582232
>the Catholic-Born child star
christcucks btfo
>>71582160
Great she can start by wearing one of these over her ugly ass face.
known list of men that lindsay has fucked:
>james franco
>adam levine
>garrett hedlund
>ryan rotman
>max geroge
>guy berryman
>colin farrell
>justin timberlake
>heath ledger
>jamie dornan
>zac efron
>jamie burke
>evan peters
>wilmer valderrama
>nico tortorella
>joaquin phoenix
>lukas haas
>paule valmorbida
plus many more
islam can have her
>>71586627
>list of people cucked by islam
>>71582160
A local radio station picked up on this story that someone was going around putting Islam Quran verses on cars and everyone went batshit insane screaming "RACIST BIGOT ISLAMOPHOBIC ASSHOLE!"
>They are literally just Quran verses
>>71585529
fuck off ahmed
>>71582640
Indeed, this kills the liberal
>>71587315
Link me that shit
>>71587598
Don't tell me you can't search it for yourself.
Just a PR stunt you idiots.
>>71582160
If you study cultural anthropology, you will understand we live in a culture, but not a society dominated by "white males".
Gotta get back at those damned white men.
>>71582444
Its really ironic that our culture gets appropriated by people that are politically hostile to us. The growth of Islam is mostly due to a backlash to the perceived dominance of a culture created by white males, even though society is increasingly working against them.
>>71582160
She hasn't even read it.
Meanwhile all the bad shit is in the Hadith anyway
>>71582995
>no insanity here
>>71587664
I did search, they must've deleted it. Couldn't find it.
>>71586126
she turned out to be a fucking druggy whore who destroyed her 10/10 body
we didnt want her
>>71587860
Not really, Koran itself has some bullshit too.
>>71587950
Fuck me, they did delete it. Fucking faggots.
>>71582854
Welcome to the new world order brought to you by Marxists and Jews.
>>71588241
Yea, I figured. Probably got tons of "bad" comments. It was pure retardation. The day we start considering facts and literal quotations offensive, it's the day we fall as a civilization.
>>71582160
>Converting to Islam is going to be the new edgy meme
>>71587818
its gonna be a laugh when we find out who shes getting married off to.
>Teehee I looooove learning about ISLAM everyone look at me I'm so well-read and cultured!
>>71588573
These are all from one marquee at school
>"Lindsay Lohan beheaded after backing out of marrige in saudi arabia. more at 10."
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>>71588573
>>71582160
Yup, all Americans should follow the steps of Lindsay Lohan. Please tell me this is stupid.
>>71588434
Good the weak that submit to a death cult are weeded out and when the Wrath of God descends just as it did at Sodom and Gomorrah they will be extinguished. Their souls judged and recycled for new life.
Islam worships death
Christianity worships life.
>>71582160
Isn't her brain fried from all the drugs and not eating? I was under that assumption.
>>71582232
>the supposed word of god
>too long to read
Guarantee she's been on coke binges longer than it would take to read.
>>71582620
She wont, she just looked at the cover.
>>71582664
Wow a bunch of out-of-context quotes, you really showed everyone with your ability to google "mean koran quotes". xD
>>71588286
That'd make an awesome threesome.
>>71582854
We live in the end of times. Literally we have a few years before everything gets ugly.
>>71588874
But she lacks the reading comprehension and historical context to know what the fuck she's reading. She only knows black cocks and drugs, do you really think that she has the brain power to interpret a religious text?
The Koran is basically bloodthirsty camelfuckers trying to ripoff Judaism and using it to justify being bloodthirsty camelfuckers. It's the Old Testament up to Abraham and then it's Muhammed's Rootin' Tootin' Rapey Bedding and Beheading Guide.
>>71582160
5 pages into the koran it starts rambling about women on their periods
>>71589240
Different head shape, not the same woman.
>>71589240
pretty much
its like a shitty version of the old testament for 5th graders
>>71589240
lol i still remember how that dumb cunt was beaten to death and raped
jejs
>>71582160
" My career is in the can. How can I jump start it again?"
>>71589306
The left one also has brown eyes which makes sense because I believe she is a non white slav
>>71589240
> same up to Abraham.
Of course it is, you know about Ishmael right? He's the father of the Arabs, while Isaac is the father of Israel.
>>71582160
She's a gun owner too, wonder how long before she spreads some peace for Allah.
This bitch is a fucking retard crackhead and also the reason I can no longer drink kombucha on my lunch breaks at work
>>71582854
Read "Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars"
You aren't the crazy one.
>>71589240
Thank you, I knew this was stupid.
>>71582160
whats not to get. you got some faggotry about worshiping a space jew and following rulesconsidered backward by the ancient world outside of the middle east
like executing rape victims, having food laws and not doing things until the sun goes down
the fact a failure of a singer who is sluty as hell and is a woman pretends to convert to something she doesnt understand is funny as hell
>>71582854
You're just able to recognize that you and the rest of the population is exposed to massive amounts of propaganda every single moment of every single day. Being able to recognize who is trying to influence your thinking and why is something that not everyone can do.
If anything /pol/ has made me feel a lot less alone because I'm not the only one who is pretty pissed about what's going on.
>>71582160
I hope she inspires legions of vapid millennial sluts to do the same, inshallah. Seriously, this bitch needs Islam because whatever she was doing before really wasn't working.
She probably hasn't read the last half of the book, which overrides the (mostly) peaceful first half with talks of jihad and conquest.
Anyway it's the Sira and the Hadith, and the implications of being Sunna that are the real danger.
You can be a good person who happens to be muslim
but you can't be a good person and a good muslim.
>>71589841
My high school memories are now even further degraded.
WHY LINDSAY?
>>71589916
Amen.
>>71582160
I see the tertiary syphilis has finally taken its toll.
>>71582160
Old Lindsay. Press F to pay respect.
Maybe islam will unJUST her?
>>71592066
That doesn't look like her, why?
Lindsay's been my celebrity waifu for like 20 years ;_;
I'm just gonna assume she was really high at the time of that quote and didn't know what she was saying.
>>71590177
holy shit I fapped to this picture when I was a kid and I still would to this day
