>We're now getting Nigger Bux
THIS IS WHAT YOU FAGGOTS GET FOR USING MEME MAGIC, QUIT WITH THE FUCKING "WE WUZ KINGS""" XDD XDXDXD BECAUSE IT MANIFESTED INTO THEM BEING IN OUR DOLLARS.
Start using meme magic for good stuff like dindu nuffin, everything was dindu nuffin and there were tons of blacks getting killed wiht people saying dindu nuffin.
Now we have niggers getting on shit they shouldn't be.
>>71581962
That's a very nice tit.
>>71581962
No people must get mad it is the only way things might get accomplished, nice tit thank you.
>tfw it's been a full year since the last time I had my face in between a big soft pair of tiddies
brehs...
>>71581962
And you should've seen it coming while blacks kept claiming to be more and more shit they weren't unironically.
Also have more tits
>>71581962
jesus fuck are those bags of sand real?
WE'RE JUST RECRUITING MORE THRALLS FOR KEK
>>71581962
10/10 would suckle
>>71582410
>April O'Niel
Lord help me
Lead me not into temptation
But deliver me from evil
.... screw it.
MUH FUGGIN DIIIIIIICK
I love my girlfriend and she has a beautiful body. But I'd love to have some massive tits every once in awhile.
>>71582052
/ thread
>>71582365
>5 years for me
WHOO, I AM WINNING!!!!
>>71582365
Try 20 years.
>>71581962
this is even worse because the 20 is the most common bill by far
>>71581962
meme magic has been a terrible meme in general
>>71582052
fpbp
>>71581962
but libtards are pissed
>>71584223
>He thinks meme magic is a meme instead of an actual type of magic.
>>71584223
this. can this meme be over?
>>71584223
All memes are terrible. Doesn't mean we aren't terrible either. Get with the program.
>muh 4chan standards
>>71582365
me too bro. 1.5 years for me
>and i've been trying, too
>>71582365
Consider pic related
>>71584346
Are they really? lol
>>71584191
most common for drug purchases certainly...i for one think it makes sense
>>71582365
>>71583985
>>71584104
>>71584591
Try 21 motherfucking years. The stripper that gave me the lapdance doesn't count.
>>71581962
WE WUZ DOLLA BILLZ N SHEEEIT
>>71582365
>implying I dont get fat latina double d's in my mouth every god damn day
downside is shes chubby bordering on fat but you take your victories
>>71582440
Who cares faggot.
>>71582365
It's been about 3 month for me.
>>71581962
We wuz kingz
if quads I get to fuck your moms tonight.
>>71581962
Boobs are really nice. Look at that bag of milk.
>>71581962
I just came ITT
>>71581962
I warned about this, but /pol/ ignored my warnings. Meme Magick is not to be taken lightly. Even now, the knowledge of Meme Magick is very primitive. We need to play it safe, otherwise Sweden may actually become an Islamic republic
>>71586783
>may
>>71582365
20 and never had sex yet been want to blow a load in someone for a while now jerking it off everyday isn't doing it anymore.
That is one nice tit.
>>71582365
I get to play with my wife's huge tits all the time. Stay mad losers
>>71586783
Agreed. The memetic energy in the world is particularly high right now. /pol/ must learn to properly utilize meme magick before it destroys us all.
>>71581962
>be me
>just ate breakfast
>sipping my coffee
>making plans for the day
>checking out the /pol/ catalogue--oh shit
>that tit
>can think of nothing else but that tit and tits in general
Fucking male privilege.
>>71587384
Same bruh.
>>71582365
You don't know suffering, friend.
>>71586783
>>71587224
The proper way to use it is to spell it magic, not like a fucking tryhard wiccan special snowflake.
>>71582365
Getting on 6 years now buddy. Count your fucking blessings.
>>71582365
Las time I had my face between a pair of breasts I was in diapers
>>71581962
Fuck you OP, I was hoping not to fap anymore for today and you show that magnificent tits.
>>71584346
>the pendulum is swinging
>B-but we gotta get rid of da gunz cuz muh feels
>tfw the black women on the 20 is a gun grabber defending herself from democrats
you can't make this shit up
>>71587753
its been 11 years for me and that was child hood incest. Sweet summer air and piss.
>>71582365
>tfw never even breastfed as a kid
>21 y/o kissless handholdless
if one year is bad for you then consider suicide you weak scum
![large[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/w7FHk0I.png "large[1].png")
>>71584104
>>71586225
>>71586520
>bordering
kek
>>71588055
fuck off, us non-virgin fags on super dry spells actually know what we're missing
and it fucking hurts
>>71587721
>The proper way to use it is to spell it magic
Magick is how it's spelled when referring to ceremonial or groupthink supernatural workings. Do you even Crowley?
Magic is just stage illusions.
t. occultfag
>>71588120
waaaa
waaaaaaaa
waaaaaaaaaaa
baby wants to fuck
>>71588063
wizard is 30, 20 is point of no return
>>71582365
My god it's been at least 30 minutes for me... I'll be right back
>>71588120
fucking this.
I used to be a normie and actually got laid at a decent pace. Nothing stellar, but going 4 months was a fucking unheard of event
It's been 2 fucking years since I saw a vagina in real life
2 fucking years
>>71588215
not just to fuck
i wanna fuck a hottie. i miss college
>>71584104
>>71586225
You're age doesn't count you dumb fucks
You don't come out the womb tryna fuck
>>71581962
Off the top of my head I'm having a very difficult time thinking of a nicer tit I've seen in a very long time. That tit is genuinely beautiful.
>>71582365
>not dating a chestlet qt azn
wew
>>71588346
it's deceptively nice
>big perfect tits on a skinny little body
FUUUUUCK
>>71588215
No shit, biological drive, meaning of life and all that shit.
If you're a healthy properly functioning organism, you are hardwired with the need to reproduce.
>>71588272
>It's been 2 fucking years since I saw a vagina in real life
waaa
>>71588285
>i wanna fuck a hottie
don't we all, but not everyone gets to fucking live the life
>>71582365
Going on nearly two years with no pussy.
I gave up a few months ago.
>>71581962
>WOOP AIR-REE-O-LA, WOOP AIR-REE-O-LA
>>71581962
>Now we have niggers getting on shit they shouldn't be.
The Feds are just reminding us what we used to be able to buy with our money before Lincoln fucked everything up.
>>71588469
>hardwired with the need to reproduce
no shit, but it aint as easy as walking up to a bitch and saying you wanna fuck if you aren't normie chad scum
>>71588522
was over 2 years for me until i fucked an obese black midget last weekend
>>71588112
I know man I know, but theyre in my mouth though!
>>71588557
Duh, but poking fun at someone cuz they wanna bang doesn't make sense, because of course they do.
>>71581962
Nice boob
>>71588112
fucking lel
>>71588522
Same here bruh
I realized one day that the feeling I get when I cum from jacking off is exactly the same as the feeling I get when I cum from fucking. Except I'm not sweaty and exhausted and save about $100 (at least) per nut
No drama, no bullshit reality TV or shitty pop music, no whining, no surprise "we need to talk" horse shit
Lets be real, the only thing women are good for is fucking, and I've been with ONE woman who was actually good in bed. The rest were fucking terrible to mediocre at best.
A shame really, the one thing women are good for they arent any good at.
>>71588628
the fact that they perceive being on a short dry spell is as emotionally damaging and depressing as having never been anywhere near it is the part that is fucking retarded and worthy of 'poking fun at'
>>71588055
>>71588215
>>71588473
Who hurt you?
I sure do love some tits during my break...
>>71582365
>tfw I just sucked my gf's cowtits yesterday
Git gud fgt
>>71588890
no one
that's the problem
being alone all your life is the worst kind of torture when you are still forced to interact with the outside world
Been 6 years for me
I still get asked on dates and propositioned by uglies, even though I'm fat because good face genetics.
I turn them all down though and don't even try and date women I actually find attractive.
FML famala
>>71582365
>in a relationship with a big-breasted brunette ultra-conservative somewhat racist qt3.14
>she suffers from agoraphobia and moderate-severe anxiety disorder
It isn't worth it. She's driving me insane. Slowly.
>>71582052
>huge surgery scar all around areola
No it isn't.
>>71582365
>tfw one more month before fiancée gets back from school for the summer.
You best believe I'll be nosed into her double Ds within 30 minutes or less.
>>71581962
That's a damn patriotic titty.
>>71589121
Found the virgin
>>71589098
I'll take her off your hands.
>>71589121
>on the internet everyone thinks my standards for beauty are really high
>i'm a pretty cool guy
>>71582365
gf is a b cup. soft enough.
>>71588215
is this just a sam hyde reference or am I missing a much more popular reference?
>open tit thread
>no more tits
shit thread
>>71589417
>unibrow
do it faggot
>>71589506
blue velvet
>>71587142
HOW HOW HOW do you find a woman with massive tits? They always seem like such a high standard.
>>71582365
Yeah, well, it's been over a decade for me.
Man up.
Such a great boob
>>71582365
Five years.
>>71582365
>GF has D cups and loves it when I motorboat her
Life is good, sorry anon.
>>71582365
>tfw 24 hours
>>71584223
>>71584223
Meme magic is real fag
>>71589338
Okay. But you'll wish you hadn't when she calls 30 times at 3am to wail and scream over the phone that she's having a panic attack because you didn't remember to answer her goodnight text.
>>71582365
>5 years
All the girls in the Mechatronics major were autistic as fuck. If I'd known I was never going to have sex in college, I'd have tried harder to maintain my high school relationship.
>>71582052
Right? Fucking perfection.
HOL UP
>>71587142
How's your wife's son doing?
>>71589750
>women
>enjoying that
They only pretend to further their goal of extracting resources from you
>>71582365
>tfw it's been 3 whole hours since I had my face stuffed in tiddies
I don't think I'll be able to survive the night, brehs.
>>71590013
The underside of the breast and nipple are erogenous areas, so maybe he motorboats from below.
>>71588285
That's degenerate as heck. You're part of the problem with this country.
>>71588989
lmao
>>71589098
That's my type. Are you in LA?
>>71589899
Yikes. I am withdrawing my offer. I am not that thirsty. Best of luck to you.
>>71589098
Agoraphobia is best phobia
Keep her inside all the time and make her emotionally dependant on you. Make her afraid of the outside world.
>>71582365
>mfw /pol/ is full of virgins
>>71590975
>having sex before marriage
>>71590975
>goes to 4chan
>is surprised that there is a high virginity population
get the fuck out
>>71590397
t..thanks c...cunt
>>71582365
dayum son. it's been almost 3 years for me
>>71589584
My gf of 5 years (now ex) has 36Ds
She's 5'2" and weighs 125 lbs
She would be literal perfection sent down from heaven except for the fact that she's mentally ill, and I mean actually mentally ill not "all girls are crazy" mentally ill
The violent mood swings, severe depression, alcoholism, it all became too much to bear because being around the mentally ill will fuck you up as well
Just remember even the hottest girls out there, their shit does stink
>>71591041
>finding a woman that would marry a /pol/lack
>>71588596
>>71586893
Still young, can't even drink yet, bruh.
>>71591227
>implying I'm even surprised
>>71591522
>their shit does stink
in high school after fucking my gf, she went to take a shit after. then left to go home.
i walked in to pee about 5 mins later........it was an awful stink. it's honestly kinda gross to think about. fuck you sara and your stinky ass/puss
>>71586893
>also 20
>no fucc
>used tinder
>got succ
>found fucc
>>71582365
try never
my mom died at birth
>>71591675
I feel disgusted and ashamed, seriously considering seppuku
I once had a life that any 4channer would've killed for, now I count myself amongst the worst of the worst
It is not good
>>71582365
>going on 22 years
Should I just end it?
>>71584731
you can't touch and squeeze anime tiddies, you can't feel the nipple harden against your tongue as you lick and suck on it.
>>71582365
Just had some huge cushy DD's in my face this afternoon. Go get a big titty woman Anon.
>>71588272
This was me from 18 to 20. Felt like I missed my glory days. But the next girl I fucked became my wife. Been married 7 years now with two beautiful children. Feels good man.
>>71582365
>tfw had face buried under tiddies a few weeks ago.
>Still a virgin.
Life is strange.
>>71591522
I have seen so many of my friends date psycho chicks who were hot as fuck but clearly unhinged, and I'd explain to them they're getting in a world of trouble, they'd laugh at me and then be stunned and shocked 6 months later when their gf does something crazy and batshit insane.
Like holy fuck. What, do you think this insanely gorgeous chick was single for no reason? And she likes your average ass because you're fucking special? Ain't nothing in this world for free, motherfucker. You pay your pound of flesh one way or another.
So many guys could be in great relationships if they just dated down a digit. Date a 6 who's stable and takes care of herself and you can have a great time together. But no, every guy's gotta pass up the boring average gf material chicks for gorgeous crazies.
>>71581962
why are big tits so fascinating.
>>71591522
is her name savanna?
>>71586520
bordering? is that the Mexican version of edging?
>>71592734
Because they're tits
>>71582365
>tfw gf is flatchested
>>71581962
>meme magic
>>>/x/
>>71591522
Had that minus the alcoholism.
She was cutesy 90% of the time but could turn in an instant.
Agoraphobic, emotionally dependent, terrified of doing anything alone, even driving.
But it didn't stop her from being needlessly emotionally abusive over trivial matters.
We literally argued about semantics.
And she would go full rage mode.
After enough of that, I couldn't see the 'cutesy' as being any more than a put-on.
And it made me disgusted with her.
>>71581962
does she have 2 nipples on one tity?
>>71582365
>all these faggots complaining about no tits/ass/sex for a few months/years
>Only ever had one Gf in high school twice in a row and never got past kissing and cuddling
Fuck right off.
>>71582052
No, this is a nice tit.
>>71592734
Evolution.
>>71582365
>been over 3 years now
The craving is getting more intense with each passing month.
>>71588725
>I realized one day that the feeling I get when I cum from jacking off is exactly the same as the feeling I get when I cum from fucking. Except I'm not sweaty and exhausted and save about $100 (at least) per nut
So much this. I wish whiny anons would realize, its pretty much the same thing. Sometimes I really wonder if life would be easier if single.
>>71581962
Idk Harriet Tubman is kind of badass
>>71593590
top kek it very much is, anyone who says life with a SO is simpler is lying to themselves on a fundamental level
>>71593590
People crave human companionship even if it's only in the form of sex.
As horrible as women are, it's still natural to seek their embrace.
>>71586840
its happening
>>71593660
A Republican gun-owner who clandestinely opposes the government.
>>71582365
I went 4 years until new years, and now i have a girl friend and am extremly greatful
Buck nigger is already on the back of the $2 bill
i don't wanna live in the US anymore.... Can someone come save me?
>>71594864
Trumps about to win and you want to leave?
>>71595040
yep, nigger on my 20, fuck this country.
>>71582365
>mfw it's been a full 3 hours for me
>>71590975
>not being one of the 144,000
get a load of this faggot
>Libs get mad at a black republican
>/pol/ gets mad at a black slave
I love it
Actual value: 12 USD
Can only be used for purchases of watermelons, KFC, and crack
>nigger on the $20 bill
>shillary is probably going to win
>natural canadian citizen, don't want to move back because it's just as fucked as the US
>>71582365
26 year old kissless virgin here.
I'm currently talking with a flip girl from 4chan who's joked about marrying into a green card.
I'm kind of curious what the /pol/s general opinion on that is?
>>71591878
Thats an interesting photo. Why are people not look at the chic? Can you give story.
>>71592251
Nice.
>>71596567
Do whatever you want, just dont reproduce with her.The last thing we need is another Elliot Rodger
>>71591522
>alcoholism,
Sound fucking HOT AS FUCK!
>>71592659
This is so spot on. I experienced a total cunt. Being with her was delving into a realm where nothing made sense and venom was the only sustenance.
>>71597099
Mild alcoholism is cute but actual physical dependence is absolute shit both for her and anyone around her
>>71596994
I understand but I really want kids.
IDK I somehow made it 26 years so far without going on a virginal autism fueled shooting spree.
Maybe I'll be able to bestow that will power on to my children.
>Tfw /pol/ is full of virgins
>Tfw a fucking MONSTER titties and slim girl made some bantz with you 2 days ago but you didn't make a move
>Tfw you need to lave /pol/ and do work so you can motorboat them already
>>71597264
I'm going to get her wasted too
Good call
>>71592659
Yeah I'm definitely no prize myself so I was obviously head over heels when she (legit 9/10) came onto me
>>71592777
Anna
>>71593272
Yeah there was pretty much constant fighting for the first year or two we dated then she seemed to be a bit more chill (psych put her on new meds) but would still fly into hysteria over shit like me not responding to her texts immediately which she took as a sign that I wasn't interested anymore (like bitch wtf we've been going out for years) albeit with less frequency
And don't even get me started on what would happen if I got a text from another girl
She also didn't drive and doesn't to this day, she's 25 now
>>71582365
Yeah, just had my face in a nice set of titties about an hour ago.
>>71587501
moar please
>>71598481
http://ilovethosetits.tumblr.com/post/124323643482/iambettymay-finally-you-guys-can-enjoy-some
Dam it Mexico learn to reverse Image search.
>>71588989
>work in retail cus failure
>chads always flaunt their gf's around you
>always make out and grope each other in the middle of the store
>stare at you as they do it
>>71582365
>tfw facefull of tiddies last weekend after lengthy dry spell
There is hope lads
>>71593096
i know this feel lad
they will grow if we make babies right?
>>71599229
>they will grow if we make babies right?
Yes
Make some of dem "Le arayan" kids already anon and fuck some cow titties.
>>71592734
Because male privilege and the patriarchy, you bigot.
BTW what flag is that
>>71599515
France
>>71582365
Been 3 weeks for me...
