What would dinner with Fidel Castro be like?
>>71581166
Jesus he's looking like a bearded Icahn
>>71581166
Jesse "the cuck" Ventura said it was intense and you couldn't look away for a second or he'd get angry.
Revolutionary!!!
he'd order fois gras or some other labor intensive dish the prolatariats can't afford, then he'd duck out right before the bill came
>>71581349
JEFFERSON!
Better order dinner to go, this guy is just about dead
>>71581166
probably him going full retard over what the US tried to do to him
>>71581166
That fucking tracksuit has to be ten years old by now. Is he sponsored by Adidas or something?
>>71581166
You would pay for the meal and the tip.
>>71581166
>Look his BEADY revolutionary eyes.
We can make a meme like the eternal anglo
>>71581426
did you watch his latest speech? manly tears
http://www.nytimes.com/video/world/americas/100000004343747/
Short.
>would you like another glass of rain water along with a salted tobacco leaf?
>no.
>ok, goodnight
>>71581568
he pretty much beat the game, think about it
>fights for what he believes in
>tells america to fuck off and gets away with it
>dies in his 90s a satisfied man
love him or hate him, he got what he wanted
i'd ask about Guevara and the days of the revolution. then i'd ask that he bring in the kid that got deported to see how much he hates merica
>>71581166
Boring I would imagine.
>>71581166
tough and stringy...
>>71581166
Something like this I'd imagine.
>>71581166
Quiet.
>>71581166
that guy was wheeling and dealing with Brezhnev, telling America to fuck off, dodging assassination attempts and shit while giving the public sentimental rhetoric instead of food. real OG sleazeball politician.
Taco truck but I would have to pay
>>71581486
>slavs had communism
>slavs have tracksuits
>cubans have communism
>cubans have tracksuits
guat squat confirmed
>>71581166
You'd foot the bill
Probably some fried bananas and pork.
t. Guy with Cuban family
>>71583393
go back
>>71584349
They came here legally. Why should we leave?
>>71584590
because you probably pour motor oil on your lawn and ride hoop-dees blasting your CLINGCLANGCLUNGCLINGCLANGCLUNG "music"
>>71584716
Nah I fucking hate most Cubans desu
I identify as American but I can't deny my ancestry. And most of the people from there today are shitty.
>>71584811
fair enough. you guys have a good sandwich
