>You wake up tomorrow to find ISIS have detonated a small, improvised nuclear device in Paris.
>So far 4,700 people are dead, 29,000 injured, and the entire city is being evacuated
How much of a Happening does this create on /pol/?
>>71580451
Abu Bakr pls go
>>71580451
Instacrusade. Even the most cucked Frenchman feel the boiling of their blood, awake their Gallic rage, and start purging their cities. Meanwhile /pol/ chimps with joy and hopefully sets up a gofundme to provide ammo for vengeful frenchies or something.
>>71580575
>Thread about Nuclear Explosion
>Japan is first to reply
>>71580451
French flag avs on facebook?
Notallmuslims etc.
>>71580679
>Instacrusade
Nothing would happen. Not even refugees would go back..
>>71580451
Nothing. France is ultra cucked and hates Paris like all countries hate their capital. The loss of Paris means that instantly half of the niggers and pakis in France are gone and the rest are going to rush to wherever they can.
I'm hoping they nuke every EU capital just so the purge begins.
Some of you are ok, dont go to Burgundy on June 6.
>>71580679
My point is more about how would individual /pol/acks react, would they literally have a heart attack due to happening?
When 9/11 happened I set up 4 TV's next to each other in my living room with 4 different news channels on and took 3 days off work, watching the news for 14 hours per day
>/pol/
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>the world
#NOTALLMUSLIMS
>>71580451
>>71580948
Are we talking a small dirty bomb that can be cleaned up/quarantined or a small left over nuke from the ussr?
>>71580451
I'm a few thousand miles away, sooooooo
Don't care
We haveb't had a good, proper happening since Brusells.
I want a proper happening so I can post cute anime girls in a rolling sticky thread!
>>71580451
>only 4,700 people dead
You're going to have to try harder to break the cuck shield of the Frenchmen
>>71580451
lol who cares it's france
>>71580451
Probably get stickies that last two weeks, and hundreds, if not thousands of general threads.
>>71580768
UnDeRrAtEd
>>71580575
>nuclear device
>Japan
Why is meme magic everywhere.
>>71580451
>being this islamophobic
There is literally no reason to be wary of muslims. It's 2016.
I find it appalling that just because of a few crazy lone wolves who are not even true muslims cause a few accidents, right wingers feel the need to go back to a barbaric Crusades mentality.
>>71580451
None. French people are not real people. Like midgets, niggers, or the handicapped.
>>71580451
nothing much will change. too many leftists run the world, they will still never blame islam.
What kind of starship troopers babby nuke would only get 4700 people in Paris?
>>71580679
Implying France wouldn't invade Germany too just to satiate the blood lust
>>71581466
bait and a memer islam wants to kill all of us.
>>71581454
tryhard
>>71580948
I'm sure several polacks would join the french foreign legion as soon as they mention going to war.
>>71581564
This.
>though a new paris underground is certainly overdue at this point.
>>71581582
Some kinda dirty bomb???
THey would probably be more successful with a well distributed nerve agent
>>71580451
Europe's 9/11, the Globalists last chance to launch their master plan and Europeans' first chance to retake their continent.
>>71580451
Britain leaves the EU for sure.
Everyone closes their borders.
We actually start fighting ISIS instead of funding them.
>>71580451
We will quickly be assailed by hordes of SJWs and assorted delusional cucks getting into endless arguments about "religion of peace" and "Christianity has killed more people than blah blah blah". The usual stuff.
>OH no! le bomb has le killed us !
>Oh hi there goyim, I heard you have a bit of a muslim problem. Wouldn't it be great if we had one world government so you could be safe from the muslims?
>Sacrebleu! Great idea!
>[Hand rubbing intensifies]
>>71580768
Best post
>French fags trying to out 9/11 us
Oh fuck off, that's our thing. We're number 1. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>71581406
This is what I assumed, although I wish we had /pol/ on 9/11 to use as a barometer for massive happenings
Although these two quakes have a general on number 60 or something now, so I think a literal nuclear device would cause a stick for months
>>71581582
ISIS aren't professional Soviet nuclear scientists with a hundred billion dollar budget, but they could build some half assed thing.
>>71580451
on /pol/ it will create a new meme.
irl, people will cry, apologise to muslims for being rude to them, until the next attack, repeat.
>>71580451
#notallmuslims
#endislamaphobia
#ifwekillthemtheywin
#youwinbyhuggingthemevenharder
>>71582981
>until the next attack
A small nuclear attack isn't enough?
>>71580451
I remember waking up on the morning after the Paris shooting and there'd also been a (non-destructive) M7 or so quake here.
Holt shit, /pol/ was fun that day.
>>71580451
I honestly wouldn't care because within 48 hours the media will be blaming white men for it while saying not all Muslims nuke cities
There would instantly be a massive campaign set up by all head liberal EU leaders to make sure Muslims are not discriminated against.
Seriously. They would be trying to help the Muslims before the citizens.
>>71580451
>How much of a Happening does this create on /pol/?
I can't wait for the week afterward when the "it's a false flag" guys come and say they used crisis actors and a greenscreen and that the smouldering hole isn't real.
>>71581466
a fucking leaf
>>71580451
There would be panic, whites would be blamed
>>71584049
This. It isn't like anyone likes or cares about Europe over here anymore anyways.
ISIS and other terrorists will never get a bomb like that. They're useful for breaking down borders, and justifying military spending. The CIA didn't accidentally train and arm 10,000 of them so they could pose any meaningful threat; just enough to keep the money flowing.
>>71580768
So ironic it's perfect
>>71584424
Evidently, because I don't think I've seen a single American that has any knowledge of Europe on /pol/
You seem to assume Sweden is 90% muslim, Poland is a futuristic 'based' utopia and Everyone here is in prison for unlicenced use of a spoon.
>>71580575
Oh how I missed the days of nips derailing threads in the first post, welcome back my friend.
Nuke Saudi Arabia same day imho
people like to say islamic terror is a multi headed snake, but i assure you, all those heads grow out of one body, and that is saudi arabia.
It would take a full blown nuke going off in Paris, levelling the entire city and killing millions to wake up Europe. Even then a lot of leftists would continue blaming themselves for not being tolerant enough.
>>71580451
Mayday
>>71580451
>2016
>caring for euroghanistan
AYY
That's an 8/8 nigger
Hopefully I'll hear that shit
>>71584815
Malmo is like 50% Muslim though from my own experience.
>>71586946
>>71581406
This. All those faggots saying they don't care would probably be the loudest shitposters.
