Really? Pol
>>71577578
da fuque is that on their heads?
>>71577731
A mini-mecca
>>71577731
gopro
>>71577731
It helps them fight off the pains of generational inbreeding.
why do they put electrical tape on their arm?
>>71577578
why is there absolut vodka on the table
>>71577962
Thats also what the bottle of vodka is for
>>71577578
abosolut vodka isn't even fucking kosher
kek me
And an absolut vodka bottle next to the child :|
>>71577578
Anon, show some respect, those are the ashes of the 6 gasillons jews that died during WWII.
>>71577578
>Absolut Vodka
Well, It may explain this picture.
whats with the random bottle of vodka
>>71577928
kek
It helps studying
>>71578062
This made me laugh my arse off because I have a bottle of that full of water in my fridge. Some times I pour a glass of water and drink it while people are over and watching their faces is priceless.
>>71577731
It's a little wooden box with scriptures written on slips of paper. This concept is stupid enough to serve as its own punchline.
>>71577731
>>71577791
>>71577928
>>71577962
>>71578001
It's called tefillin, the boxes contain specific parts of the torah about the unity of god, the importance of following the torah and of teaching your children about god. they are used by some jews during prayer
>>71578675
Doesn't change the fact they're praying to a magic black cube.
>>71579113
no, they aren't. at all. in fact that would be considered idolatry and is against the 10 commandments.
>>71579113
>Placed on the arm opposite the heart, and on the head, the Tefillin signify the submission of one's mind, heart and actions to the Almighty, as well as the rule of intellect over emotion.
>>71577578
is anyone going to explain the absolut?
>>71577578
with the bottle of absolute. the madman tm
>>71579659
what needs to be explained? it's not like jews aren't allowed to drink.
>>71579268
>>71579489
Here come the Jews and their lies again.
>>71577578
lol is that electrical tape?
why the fuck are they wrapping electrical tape around their arm?
>>71579808
what do you think we are lying about?
>>71577731
THE GOYIM ARE ASKING QUESTIONS DELET THIS
>>71579659
>>71578273
>>71578044
Jews, especially orthodox jews, drink a lot of alcohol. Every shabbat and holiday includes drinking.
>>71579872
dont let them catch on!!!!
>>71577578
Orthodox Jews are retarded as fuck.
>>71578387
>>71579489
>>71579872
Why do Jews in NYC have curly sideburns?
>>71580125
>>71580118
Also, what is it like to live in Israel. If you've been to America, is it similar?
>>71579489
Muslims don't think they worship a black cube either
You semites have so much in common
>>71580125
only some do, they are hassidic jews. google is your friend.
>>71579859
Everything. It's your religion to lie.
>>71580202
I've lived in Israel.
Its pretty dope, It is closer-knit when it comes to community.
Its modern, and just about anything you could wnt in the US you can get there.
It is similar in many ways, especially in the cities.
Do you want to know something specific?
>>71580125
Only specific sects of jews have them
>>71579854
It stops them from realising they are the children of the devil, and subsequently short circuiting.
>>71577578
Orthodox Jews are weird fucking people man, weird as fuck.
>>71580328
OK, let me rephrase that. Most of it is making up technicalities so as to win an argument.
I live near a haven of Hassidic Jews, and I could never figure out why they were allowed to use strollers on the Sabbath. Then one clued me in and it's because a Rabbi had used Jew Magic on certain roads to grant an exception to the rule. And then it made sense why I always would see them parading down very particular routes.
>>71577791
>>71577578
Kinda interesting how even in this age of degeneracy the real Jews maintain their traditions.
>>71580845
How do you know they're not Ashkenazim?
>>71579489
can you cite in the Bible where it says to have retarded hair with curls and wear specific clothes and hats?
>>71580637
You're retarded, man. Look up what an "Eruv" is. There are exceptions to commandments in certain cases.
>>71580978
there is noplace, it is always rabbinical ideas and philosophy dictating these things
>>71577578
>folding his arm with the camera's tape
is he autistic or something? did the jews inbreed too much after all?
>>71580978
Leviticus 19:27
The specific clothes are more of a tradition, and again, that's only certain sects.
>>71577578
>jews confirmed for chuuni
>>71581074
See what I mean? It's always a debate about how many angles can fit on the head of a pin.
Then you stop into the barber shop, run by a Jew, open on Saturday and closed on Sunday, and a Jewess comes in and looks out the window and gets really nervous about whether or not the Rabbi might recognize her car because that would mean she broke the rules.
>>71581252
it says don't cut it
it doesn't say don't put it over your ear, curl it and shave the rest
>>71581550
that is why he stressed that it is only specific sects that do so. Its dictated by orthodox rabbinical philosophy
>>71580845
the real jews are the american negroes. the youtube said that hitler said so
>>71577578
I lost at vodka
>>71581666
but that's forbidden by the word, Satan
>>71577578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nAxMUDLWGQ
Watch at the very least the first 1:30
>>71581469
I'm not sure what you're trying to prove. That some people are not as observant as others? That some people try to find loopholes in their religion? Literally every religion has these kinds of people.
>>71577578
>absolut
>>71581984
Not proving anything, brah. Just having fun laughing at the magic cubes.
As far as I'm concerned, it's a free country and people can wear meca replicas on their heads, or even hajibs, if they want, as long as they're not causing injury.
So what's the Absolut for?
>>71582320
voodoo magic?
>>71582529
What????
Every jewish holiday including shabbat require the consumption of wine and alcohol.
You obviously have no idea what you are talking about
Orange absolute was the best.
Aaah sweet parties in the 00's, good time. Being an adult really sucks, I was basically drinking this in a 7up bottle in school. None was the wiser. Kinda like the judge in chich & chong.
>>71580637
Not gonna lie, that sounds like a hilariously great way to live life, at least for the Rabbi. "Oh we can't do this. Hold on, HOYOOOOO HOYOOOO. Alright, all good. That'll be 50 sheckles for the enchanted road."
Fuckin' jewish wizards man
>>71582320
They're jewish. If I was a jew, I'd probably be a raging alcoholic too.
>>71580367
Nice to hear mr S.Hill
>>71579489
>as well as the rule of intellect over emotion
By wrapping tape on your arm and a little black box yea really intellectual Ariel. Go fuck yourself with a Shofar ya cunt.
>>71577731
Mecca
>>71585119
shut up mr.netherfaggot
>>71585176
that joke was already made u kangarooshithead
>>71585735
No you shut up Simon Hill.
>>71577731
>>71585854
How to make this with a tiny jew mecca headband
>>71585931
>>71586227
>>71577578
Looks like a JRPG character
>>71586301
>>71579489
>Tefillin signify the submission of one's mind, heart and actions to the Almighty
so...jews are into bdsm?
>>71585859
Oy Fey shut it down! it seems all major religions worship saturn and there is no "God" like in the bible, koran, torah.
Its the big Jew. But its not the Jews, its someone bigger, the jews are even being jewed.
>>71577791
>Allah tells them to go to mecca
>"how about we bring mecca to us"
OY VEY THE GOYIM KNOW
>>71587388
Considering that the Jews have enough nukes to sell to the motherfucking South Africans of all people why they don't just chuck one over to Mecca and solve the world's problems for peace.
>>71587535
you understand literally nothing.
>>71587619
You're still here? Explain it to the folks at home.
>>71586966
>But its not the Jews, its someone bigger, the jews are even being jewed.
There is only one true god.
War is the way of Man.
Man is the means of War.
You allow us War.
Our worship is our readiness.
It is proper to adhere to our nature,
Aggression is natural,
We are meant to be aggressive.
Through war we are purified,
Through slaughter we are enlightened,
I cast thee, Nex Alea,
May fortune find strength in me,
So that my weaknesses be absolved.
Saluto Nex Alea
>>71577731
Literally a cube representing the Saturn matrix that's being projected all around us.
>>71588056
I thought that was a Borg Cube PS in for a second..And I was Ok with that.
>>71579489
>intellect over emotion
>Haredi fucking riot because they're being forced into the Israeli military
>>71577731
the mark of the beast
>>71577731
It's called a Phylactery. They're used to contain the soul of a Lich.
>>71577578
Why Dat Lil nigga got a go pro on his head
>>71592050
he wuz kingz and shit.
>>71577578
I think it's cute.