I WARNED YOU ALL.
GEOLOGIST M8 WAS CORRECT, SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN.
Yellowstone is picking up activity like crazy, as was predicted to happen on the 20th.
Lakes are boiling, temperatures rising all over, steam coming up where steam has never come up before, and old faithful is going non-stop. Earthquakes are picking up as predicted today.
http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/yellowstone/yellowstone_monitoring_47.html
Good luck to you all.
https://www.nps.gov/features/yell/webcam/oldFaithfulStreaming.html
Feel free to watch people freak the fuck out over some bigger earthquakes if you want.
Where's /YLWSTN/ general
>>71573825
>flag
>>71573825
>all <2.5 magnitude
Nigga my farts create bigger tremors
4 years late m8
What would happen if that shit erupted?
Nothing is going to happen.
>>71575525
Worst disaster in human history.
>>71575525
Human extinction>>71575525
>>71575525
Global cooling due to blocked out sun. Failed food production, famine, sky rocketing food prices, rationing
>>71575614
Holy shit, would the ashes be so thick to cause a global disaster?
>>71575525
Half the US would become an unlivable wasteland, and a global ice age would ensue
>>71573825
>Old Faithful doing exactly what it always has.
>Happening
>>71575777
bring it on yo
>>71575525
we're going to be pretty fucked. obama would probably declare himself supreme leader and tey would just take over and help russia with an invasion. pretty fucked
>>71575525
Most of North America would be obliterated, the rest of the would would suffer mass famine and extinction as the sun is blocked by planet-wide ash clouds and plants die.
>>71575747
It'd be 9/11 x 1 billion 700 thousand 992.4
>>71575696
hell no, our hemisphere would be fucked for awhile thol
>>71573825
I want it to happen so bad...
>>71575525
Trump wins
>live in Texas desert
>if Yellowstone erupts, the temperatures finally cool the fuck down around here for a change
>just far enough from Yellowstone where it's still habitable
>tfw I win the Apocalypse before it even begins
>>71575872
team America
>>71575840
he is already the antichrist why bother
This thread has made me even more determined to watch my wife get blacked before doomsday.
>>71573825
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/database/index.php?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=ED-20160419-52982-USA
"Thousands of gallons of radioactive waste are estimated to have leaked at a Manhattan Project-era nuclear storage tank in Washington State over the weekend, triggering an alarm and causing one former worker to label it as "catastrophic.""
heh
>>71575896
>a while
Millions or maybe billions of tonnes of Jew ash will be released and you think its only for a while?
>>71575848
yeah right you think the sun being blocked is going to cause human extinction ? you don't shit we don't need the fucking sun there's underground cities with shit growing by artificial light, you kids are just suicidal because your life sucks
>>71575696
>>71575712
>>71575777
>>71575840
>>71575848
Hey... Alright, I don't want my ameribros to die... But a lot of lefties would day, that emergency would most likely cause a post-war situation... MORE NATIONALISM:
IT HAS TO HAPPEN.
im gonna take a boat to africa and start up a waco style colony with niggers ;^)
>>71575964
Trump wins by having some of the Whitest areas of the country completely destroyed?
>>71573825
K.keep me posted buddy k?
Good. I hate humans
>>71576020
>>71575840
is this ironic
do people actually believe this?
Do people unironically, in 2016, with less than a year left, believe that Obama is the Antichrist/going to declare himself emperor/whatever?
>>71575872
You're a big number.
>>71575988
I live in New York City, so I pretty much will see the half of the U.S. be obliterated while I'm comfy.
Get in level fag.
>>71573825
>Lakes are boiling, temperatures rising all over, steam coming up where steam has never come up before, and old faithful is going non-stop. Earthquakes are picking up as predicted today.
Source faggot?
>>71573825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TymDF5_Rems
ALEX JONES CONFIRMS. IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING.
What are the odds that this is fracking's fault?
Hehe. "Fault".
>>71575747
It will be pretty fucked tbqh, but not human extinction nor famine. Rationing? Yes because food production will be much slower, but we have the technology to still producing food after that.
>>71576020
yeah but i'm talking like real life here. (not sure if ur actually a christ tard or not) i could definitely see obama use some sort of disaster as an excuse to prevent the election because his shitty party is going to lose
>>71575525
Trump wouldn't care about saving Europe.
>>71574538
>>71576207
I don't live in an urbanigger jungle so I'll be able to roam and travel around freely, escaping the inevitable martial law while playing out Red Dawn IRL
>>71575747
Yes. Tambora explosion in 1815 caused "a year without summer". This would be far worse.
WEBCAM WAS BEING MOVED TO SHOW WEIRD SHIT HAPPENING, WEBCAM OPERATOR IS FREAKING OUT
>>71575777
>>71575525
We Ashlanders now, n'wah
>>71575988
>>71576207
florida here get fugged
>>71576163
I wouldnt put it past Obama to suddenly do a surprise vote on Congress and make himself a dictator, just like he did to bail out the banks on his first year
>>71575962
This, we had an ok run but I don't want the world to go on any further.
>>71574624
understand that this is the beginning of it m8, it always starts off slow but it will build over a few days. I say just under a week from now, next Tuesday, it will reach catastrophic proportions. kek wills it
>>71576075
yeah a while. a long while i'm sure but what i'm saying is we can find our way out of it i have faith in earth humans the best of us can go to mars or mercury those planets are probably more fertile anyways
>>71576079
>this autism
There are no underground cities. The amount of UV lighting it would take to sustain the entire U.S. agricultural industry in lieu of sunlight is ridiculous, and the notion is ridiculous as well. There would be a famine.
>>71576379
NIBIRU INCOMING.
BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELTS, FAGGOTS.
WE ANNUNAKI NOW.
>>71576207
Florida materrace reporting in
>tfw standing your ground against all the Yellowstone refugees
>>71576489
in americuntland maybe
>>71576207
>live in new york city
>a positive
>>71573825
0/10
fuck off dumb ass faggot
>>71576163
antichrist no but something worse than that, yes
>>71576260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHMAU-7qAxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL5vG8uRYe8
>>71576356
>THE EVIL COMMUNISTS ARE GONNA INVADE
Are you serious here champ? There's more things to worry about in this situation than killing le ebil commies.
>>71576489
I'm sure someone could come up with some edible mass-farmable mushrooms within a year.
If Yellowstone does erupt, what are the chances there are fights in Africa for farmland?
>>71576442
> implying the world wouldn't just put on an extra jumper and then continue without the us
Wouldn't Yellowstone wipe out 1/3 of the US if it were to totally blow?
>>71574122
Is that ash on the webcam?
>>71575988
>tfw east Texas
>tfw I win the apocalypse in addition to not having to live in the desert
>tfw you live on the northeast coast and are safe from the mantle-mania and are directly in the comfy zone with your homestead and sell sufficiency :-)
>>71576474
>>71576477
>>71576489
fyi hitlers birthday almost every year something bad happens there was a big fire in Canada.
Its timed I forgot almost every year scale, someone had a pasta of it. saying what happened during the years.
>>71573825
Is it over, will we finally get rid of the mudslimes?
We must prepare sacrifices at once, glory awaits us!
>>71576440
Honestly, would it even matter if he did if Yellowstone went off? Anyone west of the Appalachians is fucked anyway, and there's no chance the nation would hold together at all.
Again, there's bigger things to worry about if this happens than Obama declaring himself emperor of the Upper East Coast.
>>71576379
link pls
>>71576392
>mfw
>>71575712
So shouldn't we burn fossil fuels to make it warmer if shit were to go down?
>>71576580
You don't understand how Yellowstone works, do you?
>flag
Confirmed.
I like you guys.
Don't be in Yellowstone tomorrow.
>>71576587
Mushrooms have close to 0 nutritional value and they would need organic matter to break down
Could Isis put loads of bombs in Yellowstone?
>>71576581
killing commies is always the most important thing.
we're going to have to detain you indefinitely, you commie spy.
>>71576581
I didn't say I'm gonna be shooting ebil commies, but I'm still gonna shout "WOLVERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINES" after I finish killing
>>71576638
Enjoy your mosquitoes, I'll be using the rockies to hide from the FEMA martial law skynet google robot troops
>>71575988
you do realize if it erupts like it did 640k years ago, it doesn't matter where you are? the entire planet will be impacted. if you don't die immediately you will from the years long winter.
>>71576579
oh my god do you actually think he's an alien lizardman or some trash
this is fucking hysterical
Why do threads like this inevitably attract the far ends of /x/?
>>71576708
alright was first post
>massive super volcano could go off
>last one almost killed the entire human race
>super remote chance it will ever happen in our lifetimes
>should come up with some sort of plan to save even <1% of humans
>nah poor people need gib
>>71573825
Pol is always right about Jews with Jewish names acting Jewishly in established Jew media outlets.
Pol is consistently off-base with happenings.
This "Yellowstone" fellow, how long has he had a press pass?
>>71576606
I wonder how it will affect to earth if it totally blow... Can it affect Earth rotation, orbit and such? I remember this big earthquake in Chile that affected the rotation or someshit like that...
>>71573825
Do none of you faggots remember Yellowstone in 2008?
We had some serious magma movement and shit. Post the live seismographs..
http://quake.utah.edu/earthquake-center/heli-map
^Where to find them
http://quake.utah.edu/station/heli/LKWY.png
LKWY station next to the lake.
Before you all start FREAKING OUT... the picture I have attatched is what you need to look for. WHEN YOU SEE THE PIC RELATED, it is quake time. Pic related is Ecuador volcano during eruption. Those are Harmonic Tremors.
What you see right now on YKWY aren't strong enough, a lot of that is ground and wind movement. Also you need to cross-reference each station with another station. If they all give "the same thing" then you are isolating local events rather than wind noise or cars etc.
t. Geologist
>>71576606
2/3. Anything west of the Mississippi would be completely uninhabitable, and it'd be very, very difficult to make it in the 1/3 between the River and the Appalachians.
>>71576606
More like fuck over life everywhere. Bitches will need winter coats in the Sahara.
>>71573825
I'm a tectonophysicist, you happening fags are full of shit, there is no happening.
>>71576489
you don't know shit. your world is the size of a petri dish.
>the excruciating ignorance of /pol/ fags
>>71576868
To clarify, Harmonic Tremors (in pic) = Magma Movement
>>71575988
I duno. Could be goodnight Texas.
I live in Florida, that shit can spew all it wants to.
>>71576767
what commies are going to invade champ
why not focus on keeping you and your family safe instead of killing other people
>>71575525
The world will be as shit as mexico or huezil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CArWivYt208
>>71576844
possibly a little, yeah. it's done it in the past. the Lake Toba eruption 75,000 years ago nearly wiped the entire human species out.
>>71576904
>fuck over US
>fuck over Africa and ME
Seems like a win-win to me.
>>71573825
Goodbye Australia
>he keeps moving the camera
webcam guy is seriously freaking the fuck out over this
this has never happened before
>>71574538
You know why I love this picture so much? It's because the Straya cunt actually makes direct eye contact with the person, who's closed his eyes in response.
It's just perfect.
>>71576887
EAST COAST, BEAST COAST FUCKERS
>>71576207
no, when the wind blows east your will be breathing glass, if not you will freeze to death, if not that you will starve to death.
>>71576785
Bring it the fuck on, I'd rather die fighting for survival than huddle up with a bunch of you cucks in a FEMA camp trying to share a space heater
>>71576937
Is that taking into account the time it takes for wind currents to bring the ash south? Because I live south enough where I'd have enough forewarning to just travel south (risky) or east (take longer)
>>71576791
no you fucking idiot goddamn. nevermind rational thoughts don't enter your brain fuck
>>71574498
I fart bigger earthquakes.
>>71576207
no, you starve to death
>>71576937
>mfw ohio
>>71577007
WE
WUZ
THE
FIRST
AND
LAST
HUMANS
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>71577041
>>71577040
Ayyy straya hivemind
>>71574624
Dammit. Bloody hive mind.
>>71573825
How would a Yellowstone eruption influence the availability of tendies? I prefer Tyson frozen tendies. I also enjoy binge gaming sessions. Will the power be out a long time?
>>71576591
Do you mean more than usual?
>>71576814
>implying <1% of humans don't have a plan already
>>71576938
>I live in Florida
I'm sorry to hear that
>>71576970
Holy shit
I want to imagine that this fucking autist loser is /pol/ incarnate
>The fucking Military-sperg "ATTENTIONNN"
>the fucking teeth
>the fucking shitty hair
>the loser windbreaker
>autistvoice to the max
this is art
>>71576768
>this eruption will trigger a new ice age
>mosquitoes
>in winter
No downsides yet, pardner.
>>71576959
The google robot animal android FEMA troopbots, duh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtU9p1VYtcQ
This fucker is going to chase you down and pounce on you like a giant robot cheetah if you refuse to check yourself into the FEMA camps
>>71573825
Time to panic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9UgyDOWcAg
Occult shillsliders shitting up the internet with fearmongering so they can slurp up energy for their meme magic.
Btw sage.
>>71577125
you're going to be eating human tendies
>>71577107
want to establish the Christian People's Republic Of Cleveland with me?
WEBCAM GUY GETTING READY TO HANG HIMSELF, HE IS FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
I want to believe OP.
I say this with no malice, but I'll believe it when I see it.
Granted seeing means we'll be facing extinction, but I'm okay with that. At least the rest of you assholes will go down with me!
>>71576785
>implying humans didn't exist 650k ago
>implying we don't have infinite x more technology than then
>>71574624
Dropping dat bass.
>>71575525
Not much. There is almost 0 chance of the entire caldera going. >2% chance of a major eruption. Basically the park rangers would have to replace some benches and pave some roads.
>>71575872
wew finally usa gets what it had coming
>>71577145
at it`s finest
Last I heard regarding Yellowstone was that they recently found it was much larger than previously thought even before the "This is the End" predictions. This is our zombie apocalypse and I can't wait, laugh, and starve to death while praising kek.
>extra comfy pancake captcha
>>71577211
Hell yes.
>>71576379
I thought i saw fire
Let it end.
>>71577178
he's cute
i'll let him
>>71577162
Fair enough, I might consider traveling to the northeast corner of the state if it actually does erupt
I'd imagine living life with a gas mask/respirator on 24/7 would drive one insane after a while
>>71577137
Don't need your pity considering many will perish when the time comes mate.
>>71577125
>tfw no tendies
Why live?
>>71573825
plz happen
>>71576785
I like to think that if this happens we have now things like nuclear energy that will make the recovery faster. We are going to suffer but not extinction.
Can't they simply create vents to relieve pressure before it bursts?
SOMETHING is up...
2km South of Selah, Washington, USGS reported 3.0 M earthquake just a few minutes ago. The entry was REMOVED from the feed right now. Anyone else noticed?
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map
>>71577187
psychic vampire thread. i'll start.
>GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR ENERGY
>GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR ENERGY
>GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR ENERGY
>>71576163
People say that with every president.
>>71576392
holy fuck this made me kek
>>71577187
speaking of occult shit hernie sanders supporters did the gather up near the baal arch. near the door way. Idiots probably thought it was art, but they just gave energy to a god who will kill us all.
>>71577316
>dark grey crown vic with tinted windows and no hubcaps over your left shoulder
You're being gangstalked brah
>>71575525
End of the human civilization.
HOLY SHIT WATCH THE STREAM!!!!
>>71577180
Where's the tripcode?
Fuck does this mean I'll have to cancel my trip to America? Fuck off
>>71576392
>>71576937
>live maybe 10 miles south of the yellow zone
God loves me
>>71573825
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>>71577253
I did too, webcam guy quickly zoomed back off it before I took a screenshot
>>71575696
Nah, Aussie shitposters are like cockroaches. They'll endure. The rest of us, however...
>>71575848
Call me crazy but couldn't we just build giant vacuums to suck up the ash? Or maybe modify planes to somehow disperse the ash, at least get some sunlight in.
>>71577107
Ohiofag here, and I don't think we're going to end up much better. Yellowstone will kick up a lot of ash and other shit, and due to global wind patterns, that is alllllllllll coming our way.
At least we have a chance to get away, though.
Nobody noticed? >>71577304
I live in Florida so i'm fine
FLORIDA REPUBLIC
>>71577274
The entire caldera will not go. This is just more happening b8. If Yellowstone erupts it will be minor to moderate wit >2% chance of major eruption and almost 0% chance of cataclysmic eruption.
>>71576937
>Chicago survives
Wish it wiped out the southern part of Illinois though, goddamn waste of human life down there.
Lads, my Dad is a geologist. What should I ask him?
>>71577249
Cool
Should we build the Great Wall beyond University Circle or at East 34th/35th?
>>71577379
its chill, we have secret service on the rooftop
>>71577539
Cool, mine works at Nintendo.
>>71577362
There's only one God that can kill you.
Fortunately for us all, He loves us and does not desire to kill us.
You don't have to be afraid of stargates, portals, Egyptian 'gods', demons or works of fiction. None of it matters.
You're going to have to worship God or accept what being away from Him actually means.
>>71575988
Few days after the first explosion you gonna feel lowest temperatures ever shit lower than -70C.
>>71577549
University Circle desu.
Im hit
>>71575777
>Half the US would become an unlivable wasteland,
isn't that already true?
no stream is there.
>>71577304
Thanks for the heads up, keeping close eye of this from now on. They are trying to cover this up, they don't want the whole of America evacuated.
>>71577473
no the ash will get so hot that it will turn to glass, just breathing will kill you, and a plane would go down in about 5 minutes. also to late to build vacuums.
>>71576294
you're wrong.
1. US food production goes to near zero. US exports millions of tons of food all over the world
2. supervolcanoes typically reduce global temperatures by up to 20 degrees fahrenheit, for 3-5 years. This cuts the growing season to under half of what it is now. HALF.
both of these facts will lead to the death of at least 80% of humanity worldwide, if yellowstone blows. probably closer to 90%.
Yellow stone is already the most active volcano in the world, so claiming increase in activity is kinda moot. And doesn't it make sense that the rising temperatures are caused by the seasons changing?
>>71577592
Which is why I GTFO the "blast zone" within the "few days after the explosion"
Am I the only one who noticed what happened on USGS map? >>71577304
>>71577496
it's in the feed for me, on the map. It's under "2.5+ worldwide"
>half the USA get's wrecked
This fact alone changes the world dramatically, on top of the effects of the volcano on the world and how other actor's around the world would react to the destruction of America. The Middle East would sing their praises to Allah, Russia would dominate Europe and China free reign over the Pacific. The world will be rough for the old World and South America but the west coast and by extension, America itself.
I live pretty far east, sadly the smoke will blow my way so a dark winter awaits. I pray this isn't how it ends though...
>>71577628
Gonna be hard to purge all the nigs between 36th and the Circle, but having Case West is important, you're right desu
and can't let all that art be destroyed, assuming the Fed doesn't steal it first.
Isn't there any way to use technology (AC) to prevent this? If we can't control volcanoes in 2016 we truly have failed as a civilization
>>71576937
Our Mexican Intellectuals will build big ass fans to push all of the smoky toxic shit to Canada.
The canucks will be so happy to finally smoke something after Trudeau failed to legalize weed.
>>71577658
>beaner saying other people's country's are unlivable wastelands
Enjoy being beheaded
>>71577584
>believing in God
kek
>SCIENTISTS SAY AN ASTEROID COULD DESTROY EARTH!
>A SUPER VOLCANO COULD ERUPT ANY SECOND!
>NORTH KOREA HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
>A POPULAR SCIENTIST CELEBRITY SAID THAT ALIENS WOULD PROBABLY KILL US ALL!
>>71577677
Will do. Also checked.
>>71577473
Due to the amount of Earth that will be displaced it doesn't seem like that would work.
>>71577746
Sounds good family. See you when the happening arrives.
>>71577778
>not doing the beheading
Americans are such cucks.
If I had a penny for each time a thread like this never happened, I would be able to pay for OP's rent boys
>>71576970
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING!
GEO-RETARD IS RIGHT!
we will all die
>>71577793
I don't want any of these things.
How do I survive?
>>71577658
Only where the mexicans have invaded.
>>71577865
and go to a dentist, right?
>>71573825
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Yellowstone a hotspot?
That means the magma comes from deep down and is basaltic, not rhyolitic. This means that it's extremely runny and NOT explosive.
For an identical situation, look at Hawaii.
>>71577583
Why is that unbelievable?
which stream do I watch op.
Think if it blew and the world was plunged into famine and endless winter people in Europe would finally get a fucking clue and remove kebab and worthless immigrants so we could just try and feed ourselves
Or would we have screaming liberals demanding we let in volcano fallout refugees until everyone was dead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XPzICHxXoQ
comfy as heck
guise im really scared i dont wanna died. never even kissed a qt grill tbqh
>>71577888
At least we will welcome your women with open arms.
The male burgers can get gassed by the chinese invaders from Canada.
>>71577921
What are you talking about? I'm just saying he works at Nintendo of America.
>>71573825
Aren't there supposed to be V8 hot-rods driving through that?
>>71573825
YELLOWSTONE YES
SAVE US FROM THIS DEGENERACY
>>71575525
Only socialism will work after the eruption. Honestly.
>>71577885
Well I don't have any survival wares, blogs, supplements or "miracle" products to sell to you. Nor do I have any desire to keep you in a state of fear to control you via consumerist trends and media outlets.
I guess what I'm saying is, why are you letting these shills control you?
>The Worst case scenario of the most powerful historical eruption would be a 600 mile roughly oblong radius (with eastward trend) extending out from the eruption site of little to no chance of human survival either from massive pyroclastic flows or choking hot ash several feet deep. Big immediate problems extending still much farther out from the 600 miles but a higher chance of survival. If Yellowstone ever blows up like this humanity is going to have a bad time.
The most likely eruption however that could occur from yellowstone would actually be a much more calm event of flowing surface lava that would still have devastating local consequences likely require regional evacuation due to lava sparked forest fires, toxic gas clouds, Steam eruptions and such but not nearly the same kind of global Armageddon scenarios we are talking about here.
Local communities around Yellowstone actually have evacuation plans on file and practice them every so often I once participated in such a drill where emergency teams simulated a mock evacuation Yellowstone from a small volcanic event in the park.
Sorry faggots.
>>71575525
All that gain that would not go to 3rd world nations at that point all thos white southern with guys Def the self half the black pop in the USA ded in 6 months is this the work of kek
Posting thread theme/video of imminent future.
Who ready for this life?
https://youtu.be/1sUTVT7HzSg
>>71577977
Why is being a Geologist equivalent to the classic works for Nintendo meme?
They tried to warn us
http:// www.exitmundi . nl/volcano.htm
BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW
>>71575525
Climate Change.
>>71575525
Ash clouds covering most of North America. The Pacific Northwest would be uninhabitable.
>pic would be my personal reaction
>>71576937
>i survive
>my uncle and cousin are already fucked in texas cause flooding
>then they die because lolvolcanos
son of a bitch, they are some of the only family to actually give half a fuck about me.
thats depressing.
>>71573825
Happening soon!!! In geological time that is
What happens to the east coast?
>>71576868
Not been following this at all, and to be quite honest I'm not overly fussed either way, but thanks to this post I learnt something and I wasn't fucking expecting it. Thanks Anon.
>>71577233
>>71577505
Hard at work, I see. It suck that it's not a 9-5 job. At least you're comfy
>>71578213
Not from the USA visiting from china
>my bad
all park roads are shut down. I think its here folks
>>71578078
Let it happen.
>>71578078
Can't fucking wait. I'm gonna be a warlord in the American wasteland.
>>71577853
As if drug cartels aren't run by our government and you kill each other for our mere entertainment.
>>71575988
>tfw live in commiefornia
fug
PARK ROADS JUST SHUTDOWN, SOMEONE IS GOING ALONG TELLING PEOPLE TO LEAVE THE AREA
>>71576970
The is now what I associate happening threads with.
>>71577710
So 90% of Africa, 50% of Asia, 100% of North America (ground zero), 20% of South America and 20% of Europe?
I can live with that.
>>71578092
>vermont
>maine
>high gun violence
>49th and 45th in USA for violent crime rate
hmmmm
>>71578379
well not all park roads most of them are shut down check the alerts. Still something fucky is going on
>>71578318
Don't get too excited for Summer. For a decade or so. Try to spread out of the cities, and wear a mask when you're outside for an extended period.
>>71578078
>I hope you like leather
>>71577901
Any geologists in the house? Hotspots don't blow up big. Pic related.
On a scale from 1 to 10 what possibility is there of a major happening?
>>71578379
http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/some-yellowstone-roads-open-to-vehicles-on-friday/article_c59ebb19-e700-533e-8d25-b69203074873.html
>>71577539
Is geology a real science?
>>71573825
>The midwest gets its retribution for voting for Rato
I didn't think it would be this soon
Make America great again!
>>71578456
Lucky you, if I even make it out alive I'll probably be a rape-slave or blood-bag or something.
>>71573825
>OP links unrelated source
>2.13 Highest magnitude on the rock from the previous eruption just did a displacement
>Fags link geysers wut.jpg
>geysers
>geysers
OP sucks dick always and always
>>71576937
Why wouldn't it go north as well?
>>71577853
You should stop stealing pictures from facebook, spic.
>>71573825
wew lads
meet the grand dad
now we're gonna pay for all our sins
from the
town of hell
it's a place right out of WHERE YOU BELONG
>>71577793
Don't forget the robot apocalypse, that's coming too, And the climate change.
>>71578548
Yes, it helps you pick a location where you can grow potatoes
>>71573825
Why do people care about natural happenings so much? They are pretty boring imo
I want happenings like war, riots, supernatural shit, banks/Jews getting btfo
>>71573825
>mfw it's the 21th and still no happening
What happened to the 19st happening fags? Don't tell me /pol/ was wrong again.
FAKE AND GAY
Soon
>>71577107
imagine the fucking refugees. literally tens of millions of mouthbreathing flatlanders looking for gibsmedat. the fucking horror.
Will this effect the election when all you faggots die or is that still going to happen?
