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Why are women so unfunny pol?
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Do they have a genetic disposition that prevents them from understanding and executing funny?
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>>71573572
because they never need to exert effort to be successful and despite what people may say comedy takes effort
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Comedians have to be offensive. Women don't like to be offensive. And "I'm such a big fat slut" jokes get old fast.
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Because women don't have to be funny to get laid
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Women tend to be funny when with a group of friends but in stand up they suck so much
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Because vaginas are meant for fucking.
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>>71573572
>comedy clubs still exist
michael moore did pretty good
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> all her butterflys have drowned in black guys cum

ayyy

that's what she gets when "muh vagina" jokes don't work
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True comedy comes from life experience and a bit of suffering. Women dont really experience true male grim shit in the western World and they rarely have any true introspection about existential ideas / concepts.
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>>71573572
nicole arbour is a fucking babe, i dont give a fuck about her comedy, woodberry/10
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>handsome guy seated with ugly Pinocchio woman
why
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Of course women can be funny. Look at Germany. Great joke made by a woman.
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>>71573572
Luis J Gomez is so based
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>>71573572
Because they're not men.
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>>71573572
>women
>unfunny

Oh, I dunno..
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I'm sorry...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA

Bitches don't need humor to get laid
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>>71574710
...
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>>71574242
Oi, that was pretty hardcore.
Hadn't thought this line would work.
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>>71573572
>Fat jokes vs. slut jokes
really great stuff guys
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>those machine gun sound effects

It's like 4chan banter IRL
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>>71574745
Is this really why tho?
I mean most guys are funny even as children
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It boils down to this:
Men like to push boundaries and say things that might be over the line = funny

Women want a soft landing spot of acceptance, to blend in = boring
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>>71573572
All most of them do is talk about sex or being a mom for their entire act.
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>>71574910

The male brain doesn't magically activate at puberty, it's different from the very start compared to the female brain.
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Because women don't know suffering. Comedy is just tragedy at a distance.
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>>71573572
biologically men are funny to attract women

there is literally no reason for a woman to need to be funny, but they try to be with all of the "muh vagina" jokes
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>>71575187
Yeah, I forgot he was making an evolutionary argument tbqh
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>>71573572
>the fat guy enters to Chris Benoit's theme
>proceeds to slaughter that woman
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This bitch BTFO her nu-male ex boyfriend.

Shes fucking crazy.
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>>71573572
>Why are women unfunny?
Because they literally do not ever need to be. It used to be women only got a free ride as long as they were young and sexy, but now literally every woman has it on easy street. Young women used to get men to buy them everything in exchange for sex. Now, even ugly and old women can go to the government and bitch until they provide what the resources guys won't give them. Hot women eventually get old and their used up cooches get dried up as well, so they then resort to what ugly women do and cry to the government until they get what they want.

Their entire strategy in life revolves around emotional outcry and looks. If they don't have looks, they will simply bitch until they get what they want. If they have looks, they will use that until it fades. Meanwhile, a man must work his entire life to get a woman who will only be attracted by resources, give her time to keep her from leaving while carefully balancing the resources he earns to get her in the first place, and all the while we are told women are the ones who have it tough. And once men start identifying the vaginal jew for what it is, they will simply start voting to import refugees to replace the men who are no longer willing to dance into their hands.
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>>71574710
>tfw you realize Always Sunny did a spot on parody of this
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All they talk about is trivial shit like relationships.
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>>71574710
This made me sad.
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>>71577766
Don't be. She's an anti-White, SJW cunt.
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>>71577884
Okay good.
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>>71574710
jesus
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>>71575187
children women act like adults
adult women act like children
wtf is wrong with their brain seriously
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>>71574351
kek
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>>71574260
this is the correct answer. women, especially attractive white women, have it easy and get literally whatever they want all the time with no effort.
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>>71573572

comedy requires perspective and understanding things in a way other than how it directly effects you as an actual person. women are not capable of that.

>tl;dr because of innate and incurable solipsism
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>>71574260
>a bit of suffering
>a bit
the best comedians have literally shit lifes
pic related
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>>71573572
zac amico is based. dude is super quick during podcasts
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>>71573572
>Do they have a genetic disposition that prevents them from understanding and executing funny?

Yeah, comedy/humor is a demonstration of intelligence. Which is why women always say "I like guys that can make me laugh.", it's just an indicator of sexual fitness.

Women don't have to rely on intelligence as much because men are more interested in their physical characteristics.
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>>71574710
I tried really hard, but I couldn't even finish it.
Awful.
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>>71573572
IMO it's all about delivery, something women are horrible at.
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>>71573572
That dress and stockings though
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>>71578125
>women mature faster
To a point. My take on it is, early in life females are especially vulnerable, and engaging in adult behavior can result in injury, death, or unhealthy children - which forces them to become very mature very quickly, so they can navigate a world which literally wants to fuck them. Once they're no longer in danger of being fucked to death, and it's prudent for them to get fucked, they'll already be mature enough to handle this (which is the same age they stop progressing). In a normal healthy Woman, she will reach the maturity of a young woman (teenager), and will not progress as a person again until she achieves motherhood, which places pressure on the woman to mature very quickly, and to a much higher degree.
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>>71573572
that fat guy slaughtered her....
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>>71579296
>[pregnancy joke]
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>>71573572
They are too emotional and take themselves too seriously.
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I think the question is why are fat men funny bros?
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>>71573572
even she laughed at that kek demolished
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>>71574710
I couldn't finish it, not because she was bad, but I started to feel sorry for her ;_;
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>>71573572

Avidly there see exactly two funny women on the planet, and weirdly enough they're Australian

https://youtu.be/qZ5Hn-5l2o4
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>>71573572
many women don't do things for their own personal enjoyment, they do things to look good to other people(men or other women they want to one up), leaving whatever they do to just feel wrong to anyone who actually enjoys those things for their own personal enjoyment. Not all women are like this, but many are, for example "nerdy girls" who only pretend they like guy stuff to get money from lonely nerds on youtube/etc. It just feels fake when you know how the real thing is.
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>>71573572
There's a difference between being funny and being a comedian. Women can be very funny, but they cannot do the comedian bit very well.

9/10 times the funniest person you know isn't a comedian.
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I think Tina Fey is kinda funny sometimes.

Black women are pretty funny too.
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>>71573572
Only female that has been funny was Joan Rivers.
https://youtu.be/srtES-HebG0
Hilarious
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>>71574710
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>it'sajoke

*Sighs Loudly*
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>>71582287
http://www.debate.org/opinions/are-u-s-elections-rigged
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>>71573572
I just noticed that the guy comes on to the Chris Benoit music.

Also that woman always tries to show her a cups in the podcast.
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>>71573572
when a woman comedian comes up on stage i change the channel.

Not even trying to be edgy i just cant stand the cringe.
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>>71582821
She was pretty based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et38_Ufv-Jw
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>>71574710
holy fuck delete this
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>>71573572
Because they're emotional.
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>"thats racist"

Exactly why
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>>71582821
hehe, yea that was pretty funny
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Christopher Hitchens redpill on unfunny women:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S692f1tnuQ
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>>71573572
Who is that British reporter that is constantly ripping on Muslims and Fat people. She's pretty funny.

But yeah in general women don't need to be funny since they have a vagina.
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>>71573572

Oh but women are hilarious, its just not intentional.
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>>71573572
Because we're distracted from the shit spewing out of their mouths all the time
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>>71573676
fpbp
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Because behind every joke is pure malice and it shows
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>>71574710
Memes aside I think if I went there and purposely tried to be as cringey and unfunny as I possibly can. I will get at more laughs than this girl
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>>71579877
Haha gonna use this in my next set
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>>71573572
Humor is not a talent, it is a skill
It requires time and effort to learn
The best comedians are those who have absorbed the most brutal criticism.

Women do not put any of the time or effort in.
After puberty people just laugh at what they say to fuck them
Then they think "well I'm really funny"

But they're not.
And they never will be.
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Iliza Shlesinger and Morgan Murphy are genuinely funny imho
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