If Mexico teamed up with Canada, would it be able to conquer USA?
>>71555325
No, Texas alone could beat both of you
>>71555325
>Canada
>A country made up and governed by emasculated cucks, degenerates and SJWS
>Mexico
>Thinking cartels will team up with other cartels and the government
LOL
>>71555421
First post something something
>>71555685
This. Without even breaking a sweat.
>>71555421
Done.
Of course. We already burned down their whitehouse. Stupid Americucks
>>71555325
By all means, test it and find out
When will there be another american war, we need to kill each other guys cmon now.
>>71555325
only russia and germany united can beat america
>>71555325
Cuckxico
I don't know but it would be like watching spastic retards fighting over a strawberry paste tube.
>>71556355
You mean the British did. You're many generations separated from those men.
>>71556979
We were the british you fucking retard
>>71556642
>as if Germany has the power or the will
Germany is too busy committing demographic suicide to even contemplate even a tenuous agreement with Russia, much less a true alliance.
>>71557104
You are considered sub-Britain by us
>>71557104
>were
I know, I said that.
>>71557104
>american education
>>71555325
The Mexican government is complete shit. They can't even stop domestic problems let alone invade. The cartel will never attack the US because we are their number one consumer base plus me weed man is a conflict of interest to the group who sells marijuana and profits from it being an illegal market. Combine that with the fact that even if you did manage to get the cartel on your side we would wave a proxy war on them by arming the official Mexican government. You'll never get aid from Mexico.
Now that that's out in the air, come try me leaf. We have more guns in civilian hands than you do in your army, not to mention nukes. The only reason other countries have invaded your hippy asses is because we keep the wolves at bay with the threat of nukes. You're welcome you ungrateful maple nigger.
>>71558192
So you are basically our bitch then or what?
>>71558989
We own the neighborhood and find you better to have as neighbors so we allow you to continue to exist. If we didn't you'd be speaking Russian right now. How is that being a bitch? A true man protects the weak.
>>71559260
Lol, that will be your downfall. You have to bayonet babies and shit if you want to be an empire.
Leafs have a closet homo as their prime minister, they have lost all legend of being tough and rugged. They are just seen as closet homos now, and weabos.
>>71560348
Are americans any different though?
>>71558192
>nukes
Are you simple boy?
>>71555325
>mexico and canada declare war
>US pulls in all debts in mexico, ceases all trade
>mexico cant attack because a wall blocks the border. and mexicos army is not equipped to deal with such an obstacle
>mexico dies immediately
>one down one to go
>canada kills one US soldier
>canada apologises
>canada takes a week of mourning for dead enemy
>because everyone in canada agrees, "if you kill your enemy they win"
>meanwhile US occupies canada, annexs it and thats the war done.
>>71555325
Beaner and leaf? Not a chance.
>>71560822
Mutually ensured destruction bruh. There's a reason no country with nukes will go to war with one that will. That very option means it's not worth whatever pissant squabble you're fighting over. That's also why we don't want Canada to have nukes. We threaten to go to war on anyone who is aggressive towards them and they back down. Meanwhile we keep other countries with nukes from taking them over and us not being able to do a damned thing about it. If Canada had nukes we'd actually have to take them seriously and would lost leverage and if they got invaded by say Russia, we wouldn't be able to tell them what to do because we would both die in it came down to a fight.
>>71555421
>>71555325
If Mexico and Canada cut iyour oil supply your country would drop dead in a week.
>>71560987
Please we don't want to keep them we can sell them back too you
>>71562283
if mexico has so much oil as to bankrupt the us, why is it such a shithole? every other country except venezuela that has oil is rich as fuck.
maybe beaners really are just shit at everything. even sitting on huge reserves of gold and oil, you're still poverty stricken mestizo manlets.
top lel
>>71562283
We would nuke you in the butt. Canada would puss out and get annexed
>>71562283
We have like 8 months of oil stored sooooo
>>71561915
You can't nuke canada or mexico, we are too close to you. It would be a trench war of epic proportions.
>>71555325
No, you both have shit navy and airforces
>>71562749
If our country is shit why are Americans the ones migrating here now?
>>71562749
Because that money isnt being distributed you mongloid. But its well kept under the bed.
>>71555325
Yes. We will go from the bottom you guys up, they won't use nukes on their soil obviously, neither to our country's next to them. It all will be ground battle. We got really heartless crazy soldiers here. Literally my country been waiting for someone to try and take Mexico since ever. And we have nearly the same military equipment and thecnology thanks to their endless addiction to drugs. We where force to buy military helicopters, tanks and weaponry. But it might not be the best idea. Lest join forces! taco leaf and burger to conquer all! That was a joke obviously.
>>71562929
>trench war of epic proportions
naaaah
>>71562876
>Implying you can keep the price stable and prevent your economy from falling appart for more than a week.
>>71563159
Can those things fly in the cold? What if we pre-emptively nuke you?
>>71563138
obviously
>>71563159
That the a10 warthog in a drone version or what? Never seen something like this
>>71563454
What is wrong?.
>>71563205
>implying we won't take the oil first then destroy your flimsy country next
>>71563365
>Can those things fly in the cold
Yes
>What if we preemptively nuke you
What is PATRIOT Missile System
>>71563454
Because I say obviously twice? obviously obviously obviously obviously obviously weeey no names por que te cago la verga?.
>>71563042
Because all the illegals want to go home cause they know trump will end it all
>>71563205
War time powers to fix prices, dumbfuck
It happened in ww2
You would get raped to death by your own torn-off dick
Canada would get better treatment
>>71563365
Yeah they can fly in the fucking cold its a robot.
>What if we pre-emptively nuke you?
Weedman thinks killing your enemy is letting them win or somthing so we dont have to worry about that.
>>71563596
>warthog in a drone version
yup
>>71563000
Nice roll
>>71563042
"Americans"
>Spics fleeing back to shithole, becuase they know Trump will deport their asses back home soon
>>71563365
You have no nukes senpai and I'm pretty sure the A-10s can fly in the cold with ease.
>>71564061
that one real or just a photoshop?
>>71564014
This is you against us only, who will help you to fix your prices? The dollar will go full Zimbabwe.
>>71555325
Kill yourself.
>>71555325
1. Mexico dosent even own tanks and are under equipped as fuck.
2.Cucknada is full of pussy's who wouldn't last a week on the battlefield
Would beans and leafs win?
No
>>71563940
jaja tranquilo, solo estaba haciendo mas claro que esa era solo una broma
something like "that's obviously a joke" and another guy responds "of course it is"
>>71555325
Not a chance tbqh. It'd be funny to see how quickly the US could take the both of them. I'm saying 1 year tops.
>>71564336
Obviously not in military. If you were, you would have respect for our troops we do tons of training missions with you guys and are respected.
>>71564238
We'd make due for the week it would take to steamroll your country.
>>71562779
>>71564159
>Le nukes
All that Canada and Mexico have to do is ask the Russians or the Chinese for spare nukes, what are the Americans going to do? Declare war on them too?
>>71564238
Are you actually implying that the Mexican government can defeat the United States? You couldn't even win against one state.
>>71555325
No...we would get the queen to dissolve your govt and in the chaos aid the yanks to restore law and order and occupy you till further notice...then our forces stationed in the falklands and bahamas would intercept mexico till backup from the uk arrives.
america wouldnt need help though...they would rape you both desu
they would spare canada but they would kick the seven shades of shit out of the spics.
>>71555325
Lol. 10% of our armed forces could fully occupy and pacify both of your countries by Christmas.
>>71564502
>U-Ugh can Mexico and Canada beat the United States?
>Russia, China, please save us!
Russia and China would never invest in a country that would lose the war in the long run.
Also with Mutually Assured Destruction, they would never dare.
The queen CAN override anything trudeu does IF she chooses.
>>71564502
>Le mexico and Canada are country's to worry about.
This hypothetical thread is so silly.
>>71555325
I'd say it would probably take America less then 6 hours to successful counter invade your countries.
>>71564440
Why would I respect you Canadian cucks exactly?
>>71564502
Russia and China are like jenga towers. It's taking nearly everything they've got to keep it together, much less wage war against the most powerful military force in the history of man by a truly massive margin and the sole superpower of the 21st century.
(Don't mean to bully you Russia. Much love!)
Good luck mantaining an occupation. All those southern hics with guns who hate mexicans would resist it for years. Americans are nationalistic as fuck.
Canada declaring war would be the best thing to ever happen. Makes justifying annexation that much easier.
>>71564440
I like you Canadian friend but I'm sorry, no matter what you do, this would not be a war you could win. Be happy that we're allies and let's keep it that way for the years to come.
No.
>>71564610
Yeah, like nam, that lasted a week or so right?. And like killing saddam and the whole irak War. LOL you guys fucking struggle as fuck to kill some chinks hiding in holes, and to overthrow a evil dictator with a somewhat army cost you all a arm and your right testicle.
>>71565398
I know we would lose. I would never want to fight against the US I respect all your servicemen. Im just saying that guy is an idiot
>>71565309
>Makes justifying annexation that much easier
Why the fuck would we want to do that?
>>71565917
More land.
Moose meat
>>71566183
I'd like to eat a moose burger. I bet it tastes great.
>>71555325
Why would you? Nobody wants that shithole.
>>71564144
Americans, spics what's the difference nowadays?
