they make a good point...
>>71554270
Just walk in and give the boss a firm handjob son
>>71554270
Shit retarded, this is what happens when you force college to be the standard, back when high school was the standard life was a lot better. Soon you will need no less than a master's to work at mcdonalds
Oh and a good chunk of that $7.25/hr is taken out by taxes.
>>71554270
that's literally a straw man though
>>71554270
>working
>>71554270
If you have a women's studies degree it's a good point.
>>71554270
why don't you become your own boss then?
oh, that's right...
I cant believe I am agreeing with this.
>>71554497
It's hyperbole.
>>71554511
>living with mommy
>>71554270
>i should be paid more than my labor is worth xD
>>71554270
You must get all your news from your Facebook feed.
Occupy democrats lies more than faux news.
>>71554270
>>71554270
That's because they can.
Millions of hopeless assholes sending out billions of resumes, the employers can be as picky as they want.
>>71554270
Fucking entitled drama queens, if you graduate with a bachelor's in a stem field with 6yrs experience you can easily make 100-200k a year
>>71554403
FPBP
>bosses want educated and prepared employees for even the most mundane of jobs bc they're sick of liberal, whiny, crybaby bullshit
Not surprised. The lazy employees who jaded them did this to us, not the business owners.
>>71554270
What do you get with a surplus in labor supply?
No demand.
Stop supporting immigration and government programs that provide foreigners advantages over native born mebers of your society. Don't get a shit degree that will put you in a shit industry.
>>71554667
This guy gets it. With a shortage of labor, your labor would be more valuable.
>>71554603
Like, neither can I, oh my god. I just... can't, like, believe this.
>>71554456
This.
With 15 an hour in California, that's what's going to happen. After they cut down the staff to bare minimum (kiosk/robot maintainer), they will just upp the requirements. Bachelor degree minimum. This will be the new job for all the Starbucks barristers with their cridical feminist studies degrees
>>71554613
>Being poor
>>71554814
>With a shortage of labor, your labor would be more valuable.
So your labour will only decrease in value
>Population constantly increasing
>Hordes of brown people migrating in
>Increasing mechanization of manufacturing
>Everyone nowadays gets a degree in a STEM field
>>71554270
Am I just uninformed? Are there ANY minimum wage jobs with these requirements? I can't think of any.
>>71554270
Just get a trade job sweetie
>>71554580
I want to buy a laundromat. I'm just $20,000 in debt right now, but I'm working on it.
>>71554270
>No thank you sir I will not accept pay that low, you have a good day.
Why do liberals act like employment isn't a voluntary decision
It's called a Strawman argument. I work corporate for a Fortune 500 and we actually look down on developers who have college degrees. I, personally, only hire self-taught developers for my department and the other developer departments are doing roughly the same. These are six-figure jobs.
>>71554403
Go door to door and ask for an application.
Go look up jobs in the paper, I hear there's some good ones.
>>71554983
>So your labour will only decrease in value
That's not how it works.
>>71554270
What do you expect? Everyone HAS a fucking college degree so of course it is now a basic requirement for even an intro job. The college degree of today is like the high school degree of yesterday.
>>71554270
Implying any one who follows occupy democraps has either.
>>71554270
This is what happens when you shove regulations down companies throats. If they had their way they'd just have an aptitude test.
>>71554603
Because you're a simpleton or lazy.
why are you people so fucking stupid? jobs that require a college degree always pay more than $7.25, more than $14/hr. I work as a fucking stock shelver at a supermarket and make $10.40/hr in TX (low cost of living ftw, niggers)
whatever job you're trying to get that requires a college degree but pays minwage is a fucking scam. use your heads.
>>71555507
>The college degree of today is like the high school degree of yesterday.
This annoys me.
It's expected to catapult yourself into thousands of dollars of debt, just to get a degree that may or may not be useful.
Hell, most people go into university to get a degree simply because it's "expected", and then they go into a degree that won't pay off.
We need to bring back the Aboriginal practice of a Walkabout.
At 18, kick your kid the fuck out of the house, tell him he's not coming back. They'll sort themselves out.
>>71555147
oh yeah, you definitely work corporate for an F500 company. fuck off idiot.
>all these requirements
>starting minimum wage
what kind of shit jobs are these? Buzzfeed writers?
>>71554270
>occupy demokikes stopped putting their jew names on new propaganda pieces
:(
>>71555100
One penny at a time anon
Good luck to you
>>71555147
and I'm a 6'7 chef a Wendy's who makes $125,000 with a Harvard degree.
>>71554612
literally no minimum wage position asks for that kind of credentials
>>71554270
They fail to tell you its due to their policies.
>>71554270
>jobs that require a college degree and six years experience pay minimum wage
HAHAHAHAHA
>>71555045
Not that is certainly exaggerating, but you can find similar requirements for 9 or 10 dollars an hour on rare occasions, but I highly doubt anyone applies for those.
>>71554270
This is honestly really true.
>>71554580
>why aren't you smart enough to start your own business? lmao if you don't have business acumen just bend over for your boss fagget
evangelion is also a subpar show
>>71554270
And you need 5 references that aren't related to you. And a three month gap in employment for any reason is enough to keep you from ever having a good jerb.
JUST
>>71556332
no but anything that deviates from minimum wage has very high standards
>>71554270
It's exaggerated but this is the only occupy democrats pic that's not full of BS.
>>71554270
Kill yourself.
>>71556327
Really? I'm also a 6'7" chef at Wendy's, and I also make six figures. But I got my degree from Hardee's.
>>71554580
Not everyone has DaddyBux to start us out.
>>71554878
I want to spend the rest of my life being poor with Saya-shi struggling to survive on our cheap coffee sales.
>>71554270
Legitimately just apply anyway. Treat it like a game that you don't give a fuck about.
Most of them put up applications with those requirements because they want to sift out the faggots who get intimidated and don't think to just up and apply.
>>71556726
Same here.
Got mine from Trump University doe.
>>71555902
Yeah so these 18 y/o NEETs can live off government programs rather than their parents money. Great idea.
>>71557203
Sounds like hit the bricks tier advice to me
>>71554270
>living in big cities
>>71554270
>College education
>Less than minimum wage
Are you retarded?
>>71557484
Just do it who fucking cares if you don't get it, better than stagnating at home in front of here.
Fact: Cuckservative employers create these job requirements so they can justify hiring illegals for the same position
Prove me wrong.
>>71554270
No
Not even remotely a point.
NO minimum wage requires college and almost none require experience.
Stop using Soros funded garbage
They change their requirements when some shitskin on a work visa ia available to be trained to do the job with no education
>>71554270
>Current Year
>Not lying on your resume
>>71554580
Because globalisation destroyed any semblance of price stability to such an extent that even the large corporations cannot sustain the gruelling price rollercoaster. What chance does a small business have? We need our nations back.
>>71557451
>thinking they'd be given government money
the concept of a Walkabout is to transition from a boy into a man. No government money would be given, nor would any support.
Sink or swim.
>>71554270
This would be more accurate if it dropped the 7.25$ an hour part. Nothing that requires a college degree pays the absolute minimum wage.
It's still retarded that you're expected to drown in debt in order to get a decent job. In b4 weldingmeme posters.
>>71554497
I've been looking for a job recently because I fear for my current position.
Almost everybody asks for unreal requeriments for a petty salary.
Like they want someone with 5+ years of experience on several tasks that don't necessarely relate, be able to stick to unrealistic deadlines and they also want him to be young because if you're 30+ you're dismissed.
For all this they pay you 800€/month where the average cost of the rent is above half of that number.
So you're basically working on a senior/expert level but forced to live on a shared appartment and the working conditions are also shit.
I've seen jobs that are quite more realistic that offer you 2k€/month for half of what others ask in terms of experience but those are rare and you have to compete with more than 1k people.
>>71559347
> In b4 weldingmeme posters.
What? Welding is actually a very profitable trade. You can get a job practically anywhere and make a good amount of money while you're at it. You don't need a college degree to get a good job.
>>71554270
>all that for a minimum wage job
Occupy Democucks literally pulling shit out of their buttholes
Criminal record check: you're probably not a shithead, but we need to make sure
Degree: you're probably not a retard, but we need to make sure
Even then this doesn't weed all the shitheads and retards out. Face it, no amount of complaining will change the fact that most companies will require a degree for even the most simple of office positions, and this will only rise going forwards.
>>71554270
When did flipping burgers require a college degree?
>>71559547
It's a good job if you're okay with dealing with the shit hours and the stress. Also the potential of dying if you're an underwater welder.
>>71555147
My wife works for a top 25 Fortune 500 ranked company that's one of the biggest employers in my city and i can confirm that they for sure only want people with non-retarded college degrees.
>>71559362
>>71555902
>>71555507
>>71554731
>>71554270
I've also heard stores of companies preferring to hire in house i.e. someone with partial requirements anxious for a promotion and just a few dollars extra an hour. Thing is by law the company must post the job so they put exorbitant requirements that can't be met so that they are justified to pick from within when they can't fill the position externally.
>>71559547
>ever doing something difficult or dangerous as a job
>>71555312
>There are more people
>There are fewer jobs
>My labour will become more valuable
>economy is better now than it has been in decades
>jobs literally everywhere
>tons of no-experience,no-degree, no-certs jobs that pay double minimum wage
>"why doesn't Starbucks pay me more!"
Stop whining. Millenials have their standards set too fucking high. I could get a job with the DoT in my city, and with getting a Class A CDL, be making $17/hr with no experience.
But oh no, that's peasant work, I want a stylish and hip job where there's no work and I can hang out with girls and friends.
Eat shit. Don't want to work? Don't complain about being disposable and being paid as such.
Ok start your own company.
Why is there people not from america posting in these threads. Does everyone around the world suffer from the same exact economic situation as the US? Surely that isnt the case. Boomers is an american issue is it not?
>>71554270
I'm trying to picture OP or whoever made that picture...
> liberal arts college grad
> voted leftest of the left entire life
> cry when your wages are bid down by immigrants you fucking invited
Leftism, not even once.
>>71560881
>economy is better now than it has been in decades
wew lad
You been listening to those Obama images?
>>71561126
Sorry that you live in a shitty state full of niggers. Mine's got a booming economy with a huge surplus.
i got a job paying 20 dollars an hour, before I even graduated
because I learned a second language and chose a suitable degree.
I built my education and experience for a target career, i didnt mass apply for jobs and get shocked they didn't want me.
>>71560589
They also do this to justify hiring H1B visa holders and pay them less money.
Fuck that, I'll take my unemployment check, thanks guys, keep up the good work.
>>71554270
Still a Facebook-tier garbage image, OP.
If you're so concerned, you should try collective bargaining rather than petitioning the government to fix it through even more laws.
University isn't about the qualification it's about your connections. I left with a decent grade in Economics and did a 2 years internship with a top accountancy firm which I got from a friend of a friend I made in Uni. Not gonna lie those 2 years were hard but after it I'm now rolling in cash because I work all the time.
So essentially if you don't get the job you wanted then you fucked up somewhere, have some drive and ambition and you'll go far
>>71561428
>unemployment
You only get unemployment when searching for a job or laid off/fired from one, retard. It's not welfare.
>>71558146
This, I hate this fucking world.
>>71561198
Where the hell do you live?
>>71554270
My first job out of highschool was in a foundry. I made like 14/hr + piecework.
>>71561733
Midwest, phfam
>>71554403
Fuck, you caught me off guard
>>71561449
True I would say more than half of my interviews I only got because the recruiter went to the same school I did
>>71560236
Youre right bro sorry. I wont respond to you or her son ever again.
>make 65k usd with a BA in poli sci I didn't even finish.
Qualifications just reduce the amount of luck you need to get a good job they don't negate it entirely. I've always happened to be lucky in my life. I was out of work for 6 months in 2015 and now I make 2 times as much as I did before. Life sucks sometimes (I've been dirt poor) but if you work hard and have luck you can make something of yourself.
>>71554612
Both.
>>71554580
>>71554270
>two people apply for same job
>the more qualified one gets hired
>OMG WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
You just have to be more qualified than the other guy. Deal with it. Would you rather employers give jobs to the less qualified applicants?
>>71554270
This is a new low for occupy democrats
>>71560698
>being a pussy
>>71560589
This.
People don't understand that those ludicrous requirements are so nobody comes knocking.
If you really want that job you need to swallow your pride and just go. If you bother them enough they will hire you.
>>71554270
McDonalds requires college and six years of experience?
>>71563762
This is incorrect.
Companies also look at race and religion when hiring.
Look at how much tech companies were willing to bend over to recruit Ahmed the clock boy just because he was black and Muslim.
>>71554270
>Oh, and the pay is $75,995 - $82,995 a year
ftfy
>>71555126
Because for some it isn't, you spoiled brat
>>71555147
>Fortune 500
>hiring self taught programmers
lol, keep dreaming
>>71555627
>if we suck their cocks really hard, they will throw some crumbs at us
>>71555902
>They'll sort themselves out.
In a crackhouse
>Have a look on student job website for some work over the holidays.
>Job where someone needs to oil their outdoor, wooden furniture.
>Required: Experience in oiling outdoor furniture.
How?
>>71565093
There are tons of self taught programmers in the big 4. You are delusional if you deny that
>>71564001
Or just show you can do the job. They may take you for the fuck of it, you never know.
I'm beginning to believe that it's mostly a "Shoo-Shoo Millennial SJW" message when they put unreasonable requirements. To scare off young people with poor worth ethics.
>>71565276
The great Catch 22 of needing experience to get a job and a job to get experience is definitely true. Go to post-secondary education, work your ass off, get internships. That's really the only way to do it if you're not willing to be extremely motivated and build a portfolio to showcase your skills before you get out in the workforce.
t. unemployed
>>71565453
A couple of genious ones. But i don't think that companies that deal with sensible code hire self taught programmers. Only to be code monkeys at best.
Show me your sources
>>71554403
honestly, this works
>>71556614
If you have zero useful skills, yes. Everything that is not minimum wage requires either a degree or some useful skill.
It's important for everyone to have a job. The immigrants they're importing into our societies aren't going to pay for themselves, you know.
>>71565276
Hang on a second.
What the fuck is oiling outdoor furniture?
There is a job that will pay real, actual money for someone to perform this service?
Is it complicated or time consuming in any way?
>>71566409
Probably time consuming and messy. You just need to rub the wood until you're done.
>>71554808
>business owner does something
>it's everybody else's fault
>>71565276
heres how you do it: for free
people dont volunteer anymore to get skills. they are entitled twats.
>>71565965
74% of romanian devs are self-taught and they are the most demanded in eastern europe ( at least)
CS is a fucking meme for most of the people since they do it for "muh paper and 100% job in the future" while companies nowadays seek people with passion and who actually know their shit.
Of course there is a new trend where people don't actually do higher-education , still have no "passion" and still try to self-teach themselves to get employed, but 95% of them fail ( that's why i said "try").Those are the people you should want to avoid.
>>71566585
>You just need to rub the wood until you're done
Oh, do I have a ton of experience in that
>>71566681
I heard that programmers are really well payed in Romania, is that true? Is it possible to a CS deggre go work there withput knowing the language? Is it safe for a Portuguese to work there?
>>71566700
Tell me more anon, I might have an opening for you.
A job opening.
>>71566665
>expecting to be paid for work you perform is "entitlement"
I can't tell if you're joking or stupid.
>>71554456
This 1000000000000000%
fucking jews and there debt train.
>>71565945
I used to think like this, but I can understand why companies want experience even for the seemingly easiest things.
I work at an office making $40k/year. You probably don't need to be very smart or educated to do my job, but every now and then, you have unusual situations that could lose the company a very large client if you fuck up. In those situations, someone with experience has a better shot solving the unusual problems that arises.
>>71566585
So basically I'm giving furniture a handjob, then? Or a sensual massage?
I CAN GET PAID TO MASTURBATE FURNITURE, WHAT A WORLD!
>>71567086
Because it is? Work =/= pay. I know most of you have autism and have never worked a day in your life, but I assume you know what an internship is right? Same thing only its learning how to do a random skill
>>71566941
A "job" opening you say?
I'd say I've spent a few thousand hours rubbing wood with oil
I've also mastered many different techniques for it, which comes to a surprise to many people because they believe there's only one way to do it
>>71566925
>CS degree
Nigger, you could come here and work for almost 3k euros a month and live like a freaking king.
>>71567377
>an internship for menial labor
You're a fucking retard, anon.
>>71565276
The scary one is wanting six months of experience to be even considered for a 'floor technician'.
>>71567465
That's called an apprenticeship, anon.
>>71567465
did you not see where i put the distinction between the two? I only used it as an example, learn to read please.
>>71567420
Well you seem quite qualified, almost overqualified in fact.
Do you have any references?
>>71554270
Literally only because we flooded the market with these qualifications. If they remained as scarce as they used to be things would be infinitely more reasonable.
>>71554270
What fucking job requires a college degree and six years experience that pays minimum wage? This is the biggest strawman I have ever seen!!!
>>71567533
Nope. Apprenticeships are skilled labor--not unskilled labor.
>>71567562
No, because you didn't, because you're a retard.
>>71566700
kek
>>71567465
>internship
We call that an apprenticeship. Sign up as a lead burner and be put on Haul Watch.
>>71554456
It used to be that employers trained people for the jobs they had to offer. Now, potential employees are expected to pay for their own theoretical training for jobs they don't know will exist by the time they are done, and don't get practical experience, so nobody wants to hire them, anyways.
It's part of the continuing trend of shifting all burden and risk to those lower on the pyramid scheme.
>>71566665
Yeah I mean who needs to eat? Pffft "food", such entitlement. What a lazy fucking generation.
>>71567581
Unfortunately no references, it's a very personal hobby of mine that I don't really do in front of others
I can demonstrate my skills right now if you'd like to see them though
9th grade dropout make 16.50 an hour. Started at 12 2 years ago
>>71567715
You're right Anon, when I sign on an apprentice I have them starting on crown moulding and shadow boxes, totally not sweeping floors and hauling tools.
Of course, I also don't give them room & board, so things have changed...
>>71554270
Why aren't we creating counter images for those Occupy faggots and maybe distribute them on kike media?
>>71567962
Why yes anon, I think an, *ahem* hands on demonstration would be just what is needed to secure this opportunity for you.
Boston was essentially like this.
Its shit even getting a basic office job there unless you have a bachelors, 5+ years of experience in an office setting (and some won't even take you unless you have half a decade of experience in a SPECIFIC office setting), your own car (because parking is oh so easy to find in that cit- oh wait), and this was just requirements I saw for entry level. The pay? 13/hour to be somebody's bitch, in a nutshell.
Hell, even the fucking stores on Newbury wanted somebody that had EIGHT. YEARS. of experience in CONTEMPORARY WOMEN'S ACTIVEWEAR.
A fucking RETAIL store.
I applied for years and the same ads for help wanted kept popping up, meaning these fuckers need to lower their standards if its been like two years and they can't even find somebody.
>apply to a job in January along with about twenty other ones
>hear back from one job almost immediately
>it's stocking and backroom stuff so easy
>do well in interview and have a decent time
>told they'll call me whether i got the job or not
>wait days
>nothing
>wait a month
>get an email saying no thanks
>another job applied to in January emailed me in March saying they weren't interested
WHAT THE FUCK TAKES THEM SO LONG TO SAY NO? FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>71568170
Know this feel. Applied several times to places, interview went great, they said I seemed great for the job, then two weeks later I get a rejection email because other candidates were "better suited" for the job.
Retail, everybody.
>>71561200
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>>71568099
Glad to hear it, I even brought along my own wood and oil in case I needed to demonstrate.
I only use coconut oil, good for the environment and whatnot
>>71560881
This is EXACTLY the issue.
>>71560998
Boomers is relevant to us Cucknucks too.
>>71567533
Apprenticeships are paid, fucknugget. Depending on the trade, sometimes they're paid better than the service industry.
Since everyone's getting Jewed into the debt mill that is modern college, trades are hurting pretty badly for new blood. It's going to be a good market to be in for the next decade.
No one understands how to apply to unions anymore.
>>71560589
This makes a lot of sense. I've received a couple of e-mails telling me "Thanks for the interest but we decided to solve the application within the company".
>>71568351
It's pretty infuriating that I can't even do something as simple as stacking boxes or taking something out to somebody's car, but if I ever go there it's just people standing around doing fuck all.
I don't know anyone so nepotism doesn't work for me either, so I'm just kind of down in the piss trough right now.
It's an employers market. When it becomes an employee market then you can whine.
>>71554456
Who do you think is enforcing this "college is standard"?
It isn't the workers I can promise you that.
>>71554270
>tfw walking out of college already set up with 23.60/hr full time with benefits at a job that needs me enough to give me as much overtime as I'll want
>>71554403
fuck off dad, networking is how you get jobs and that does not pass for networking
>>71554270
>no college experience
>no experience whatsoever
>don't even need a high school diploma
>don't even have to speak english
>$12 starting
Like pottery, all they have to do is look
>>71566700
gwyndolin>gwynevere
>high school drop out
>GED
>no college
>no work experience
>doing labor work for $35,000/yr in the midwest
if i argued with them gayboi liberals on that they'd probably just scream white privilege
>>71554270
This stuff makes me so angry. Nobody I know has had any real difficulty finding decent jobs after finishing their degrees. None of them specifically special in any way. I got hired 4 months before I finished my degree in a 70k/year job. I graduated in 2015
>all you faggots whining like bitches and don't want to work hard
>>71569069
When you hear companies crying about not having enough people to fill their ranks, it is corporate speak for there not being enough people for the companies to fuck over.
>>71555283
>Go door to door and ask for an application
My uncle told me that.
He doesn't have a job.
>>71570139
>Big-titted giantess vs. small trap
No thank you, I'll take Gwynevere any day
>>71554270
I dropped out and became a real estate agent. Job sucks balls but whatever. Salesmen and security guards are always in demand. The jobs suck so badly people are always quitting and there are always spaces open. If not now maybe in a week from now.
>>71567223
*their
Step dad is a CFO with a BA in accounting. Started in Wall Street, and then he and three of his colleagues created a non for profit. Same pay but with half the stress. Doing it/10
>>71570330
This. Too bad between, Mohammend, Pajeet, Li Chen, and Mobutu, there are plenty of workers worldwide to drive wages down at the same time automation is increasing. Not a good situation.
>>71569972
"Networking" is a bullshit code word for normalizing nepotism and giving jobs away to frat brothers and sorority sisters or people from your same synagogue. The fucking chinks are a better meritocracy than us.
For all of you asking about what jobs here require a college degree that get you minimun wage, there aren't any. That's just where all of the liberal arts and gender studies majors end up after college because their degrees are fucking useless.
>>71570139
Tru
>>71570052
what do?
>waaaahhhh I hate getting low-level jobs and having to work my way up a corporate ladder to get promotions, raises, and bonuses
>waaaahhhh life should be easy and I should be allowed to become a millionaire in an instant
>waaaahhhh I'm a huge faggot
Fuck off libs. Jobs are supposed to be hard to get into. That's how you weed out the nondesirables.
>>71570892
"Networking" is how you get your name out there by doing things for people so they know you can be counted on for paid employment. I'm not talking about joining a shitty fraternity, I commuted all throughout college because I didn't see the point in fraternities of "the college experience." I'm talking about becoming a known quantity of dependability at places where you want to work while you're in college so that when you graduate they know you can do good work after. Just going to random places and giving it the ole firm handshake isn't enough, you need to go further. You need to be there for a reason and the firm handshake needs to be backed up by good work
>>71567502
>public surface cosmetician
some of those job descriptions, man
>>71571113
>b-but what about people that have no skills or desire to work!? they should be paid a living wage toooo
>are you heartless? come on, give me your money so we can subsidize poverty
>>71554580
I actually did just that. First year was about making mobile apps, the second year was about getting my name out there. Better part of the third year was about working in a company was working for a company I applied during the first year, but with approximately 3.5x the pay I asked on my application because I named the prices as such on the company website.
Smoke and mirrors. It's utterly fucked and I don't even understand how it all works, but I make more money on my own than I would ever have under someone else. And the potential employers end up paying usually more than they would have to IF THEY HIRED ME IN THE FIRST PLACE.
>>71569205
Its laziness and nepotism. It shouldn't be as difficult as it is to get a fast food or fucking retail job. Fuck, my aunt was fifteen in the 80s and her first job was a receptionist for a real estate company and she was making more than teens today do.
I've been told that some managers have a quota to fill for how many people they interview and some will just schedule interviews and then report back to their superior that not a single person was a good candidate just because they don't feel like doing any work.
>>71571113
>Jobs are supposed to be hard to get into
god youre a fucking idiot. youre arguing a country should have permanent unemployment.
>>71571626
Well yeah, there should always be some job openings somewhere, otherwise you'd be stuck in one place forever.
Keep giving your time and energy to Mr. Shekelberg so he can buy that third house!
>>71571626
Cuckservative thinking like Mr. Shekelberg likes!
When it got out of school I was surprised how shit the options were. I ended up in a job in sales that didn't require any education. After doing that bullshit for a while I got a trade.degree and started a small business doing renos. Its picked up now. Slow at the start, as all start ups are.
But to say you need daddy bucks to start, you don't. You can get a business grant if you have a strong proposal. That was the only useful thing I learned in university. Unfortunately, the grant was for less than I owed in loans.
Learn from me, anons.
>>71567934
Been saying his for so long, never seen somebody else agree. Say it with me boys: CAPITALISM
>>71554270
That's funny, OP - all I ask new hires is that they show up on time, learn the job, do their work on schedule as needed, don't fuck with their phones on work time, and they'll get $13.50/hour for warehouse work here in an area where your dollar goes quite far (it's equivalent to making about $20 in NY/Chicago/LA)
I guess I'm the asshole for asking people to actually work for their money, eh?
>>71560078
even regular welders have higher than average cancer rates.
>>71561200
Ya, we know it works out for some people, retard. It can't work out for everybody though. If everybody learned a second language, you wouldn't be making the same.
>Want to get a job over the summer
>Fucked over by things that shouldn't be problems to anyone worth 2 shits
T-thanks god.
>>71554270
>give universities incentive to get as many students as possible
>universities no longer give a shit about having the best students, just the most students
>suddenly retards are going to uni for "the experience" barely scraping a pass and devaluing the worth of everyone's degree
i went to uni, saw how fucking molly coddeled the most shitty students were to get them to stay on the course, you could fucking turn up to half your lessons and barely be scoring 45% and they'd still keep you on and give you a degree
>>71571213
Janitorial jobs always have the best names desu.
>>71554456
Its the same here, you literally have to be a surgeon to work at McDonalds.
I think its a consequence of the rising education levels in the third world. We western countries have to get better and better educated to keep out superiority.
>>71571896
You hiring?
>>71571861
Shekelbergism.
>>71571113
>Jobs are supposed to be hard to get into.
is that why the best way to get a job is to make sure your parents are suitably middle class and well connected before you are born?
>>71571896
$20 in NY must be awful payment seeing as rents are $six gorillion a month.
And if that is a fair comparison ... Doesnt sound that attractive
>>71572411
>is that why the best way to get a job is to make sure your parents are suitably middle class and well connected before you are born?
yes, thats also called having good genes btw.
sorry your parents are low quality poorfags.
>>71556552
>more than a 3 month gap
Nigga fucking lie to them.
>I was volunteering at habitat for humanity in gutamala building homes for.poor fags with autism.
>>71572562
that's okay, better than being mexican i guess
>dropped out of college
>earning $40 an hour
>dont have a boss
training is nothing, will is everything
>not doing internships while getting an engineering degree and making bank
>>71572659
$40 in Hungary? Fuck me you make an average Hungarian monthly salary each day don't you
>>71554270
This is what we get for flooding the labour market, it was always going to happen. Thanks Globalisation!
>>71554270
I make $42.27 an hour with a college degree and 8 months experience.
I would tell you to stop being lazy but thats only half your problem, your an idiot too.
>>71572338
Just get a nice tan and sneak into Germoney. They won't even notice the difference. Has to be better than locking your bedroom's Nig gate every night in fear of being enriched.
>>71554270
Liberals made college worthless so asking for a college degree isn't a big demand like it used to be.
>>71572787
Something like that
I'm collecting the money to travel the world a couple of years though, so I dont live in luxury or anything, in fact I spend only $500 a month including rent.
>>71558108
I know a woman who is in charge of 30 people at telecommunication company. She said she's never once verified if they were lying about their degree. All they need is a copy of a diploma and they've never once questioned it.
>>71566681
>eastern europe
>not living in caves
>>71555147
>implying their resume would even make it through HR
>>71554456
I dunno how shit works in the US but the wise gov just decided to make school mandatory up to the age of fucking 18, so basically everyone here is getting now completely useless qualifications that are supposed to be a stepping stone to uni, ensuring that people with A-levels have got a worthless qualification, and that more people will go to Uni and further fuck the system
>>71572238
*to keep our superiority
i mean being willing to work hard wont make us being able to maintain our higher living standards. There are billions of poor shits willing to work hard.
We need high end niche competence and education so we can keep on exporting advanved stuff others cant produce themselves, like mobile technology or safety systems or whatever
>>71572867
Germany will be an Islamic state soon why the fuck would I want to go there? Europe is fucked.
>>71573165
>Germany will be an Islamic state
That's why you get the tan. Mudpeople can't tell the difference between each other as long as you shout Allahu snackbar.
>>71554270
Walmart starts out at $10 an hour and they wil hire literal retards
>>71570892
True. If there were laws to get rid of nepotism it would go a long way. I think if immigration and affirmative action was ended and strong anti-nepotism measures were put in effect it would solve a lot of employment related problems.
>>71573165
> Europe is fucked
Kanker shit, Europe is still 90-95 % european and Christian. But feel free to stay in your nignog paradise shitposting behind community Gates.
>>71560698
>being a woman
Keep tweeting about that wage gap, sweetheart.
>>71560698
>I don't want to work hard or take risks
>but I'm worth a lot gais I swear
>>71555147
>I work for a Fortune 500
>I personally hire
so you're in HR?
>>71573406
m8 you replied to your own post...
>>71573442
Yurop is fugged m8. The 18-34 mudshit males will outnumber the 18-34 Germoney nu-males within a decade if current importation rates continue.
>>71573442
Enjoy getting cucked and been killed by terrorists! Alluh Fuckbar!
>>71573512
Not anymore, also thanks for getting the message.
>>71554580
I am, and I'm expanding
>>71566409
It's tough work to make it look good. You don't need to be a genius by any measure but it involves a lot of sanding and then to oul it (I.e stain it) you can fuck up the colours if you don't apply properly. So I wouldn't hire someone to do it if they've never done it, either. Don't need a lot of experience but at least once or twice before or you'll likely ruin my fucking furniture.
>>71571209
That's a nice theory, I just disagree with it. Look at the guys from the Duke lacrosse rape case. Those guys all had Wall Street junior executive positions lined up after graduation. Was the education they received at Duke so amazing that they were the best qualified, or did their family and college "network" help them out? You could argue you need someway to vouch for people l, but you can really see that the 'privilege' meme isn't entirely baseless.
>>71570892
>one of your employees leaves and you can't find a single person in town with experience or a work ethic
>your friend: "hey my friend John would be a perfect fit"
>can't hire him now without le nepotism maymay
Freedom™
>>71554403
Anyone's parents did this to you, guys?
There are good jobs in the trades. I never went past an associates degree. I'm 34, work in construction building elevators. I make $80k per year. Union shop. I come of dirty and tired but I'm in good shape. Construction can't be outsourced.
Crybabies today be like...
I have a degree in feminist art theory and no work experience and the job needs to give me free Big Macs.
Oh, and the pay has to be $15 an hour.
>occupy democrats
fuck off bait
>>71554270
This is what open borders does, simple supply and demand means employers can actually demand this shit.
>>71554270
Yeah I'm a college student getting a decent degree in ag sciences. I live in Indiana and I'm moving to the country side. Anyways, I applied,early on, for 4 different lab positions that involved literally just counting corn in a field and then doing very simple soil tests. You could train a nigger who knew nothing to do this job. Anyways my resume was basically fine grades and a series of odd jobs over the years.
I could not get a single job offer in a lab. So I applied for another random odd job as a service worker and I got the job offered to me literally as soon as I sat down in the office chair.
I have no idea what is going on.
>>71579527
I think it's going to all the chinese people or something over here, they're everywhere, even in the ag dpt and can barely speak english.
>>71579527
I know everyone is always saying stem this stem that, but I know people who've been in Stem and many of them told me that you get fired if you're over 50 and in engineering. You cost too much.
>>71573317
Anti-nepotism laws will just be used to enforce racial quotas.
>>71554270
>no healthcare or retirement plan
thats blatantly false, pretty much every job out there no matter how basic offer health insurance and a 401k.
The thing is, your average employee does not invest into a 401k.
>I need muh money now!
>35 years later
>waaaahhh I wasted all of my money on weed and iphones, now I can't retire!
>Bernie 2016!
>>71565945
except when students can't get internships anymore
>>71573938
This, and they will welcome it with open arms.
>>71570892
Networking is the new handshake meme
>>71563600
It is a small loan though, relative to his net worth.
It's like if someone made a million dollars from a small loan of 100$
>>71554270
Well then stop demanding mass immigration you massive idiots
>>71555100
CAPITALISM, good idea too
I graduated in EE last year
Now I make my living making novelty clocks on Etsy
I feel like I'm sabotaging my future, that I should be using this time to lay the groundwork for my career
But I spent 4 years jumping through hoops, and then I graduated, and the world was like, "Here's more hoops, much more elaborate hoops, these hoops will cost you time and money and there's a substantial possibility that jumping through them will literally not benefit you at all"
So fuck it, I'll just make my clocks. I make more than I'd making busting my ass as an entry-level engineer anyway.
>>71554270
Not an argument
