Ever wonder if the jews would be so brazen that they would take the already degenerate "art" of "Yoga" (or, positioning yourself so demons can fuck you, as stated by the creator) then take it even further by advertising to play with your wife's clit and pretend it's some sort of an eye opening chakra-building meditation?
Well wait no more! It's opening fucking everywhere
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/omg-yoga-for-your-orgasm-craze-where-women-pay-to-have-private-parts-rubbed-arrives-in-sydney/news-story/75cf508b64e060650306983827bb98f3
So, looks like the kikes are full court pressing on every aspect of society, from pedo acceptance to incest and bestiality, but here's some good old fashioned degeneracy and race mixing.
Notice this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OWkv9zms4E
Three males, two of them niggers, one of them a faggot cuck. The rest white females.
http://onetaste.us/
http://www.onetasteportland.com/
This is just some of their websites.
I think they really need to be taken down.
wew
>>71538135
Why am I not surprised...of course USA.
The cuckening is real.
I'M SICK OF JEWS JEWING UP MY COUNTRY AND RUINING DECENT WHITE WOMEN
>>71538135
So basically you no longer need to prep the bull for your wife
You can just hire one
Isn't capitalism just great?
>>71539169
Do something about it.
>>71539490
we cant just go around murdering jews though
can we?
(plz no kill FBI, is joke)
>>71538890
it starts in the us then it goes to eu like a fucking cancer
>>71538135
>positioning yourself so demons can fuck you, as stated by the creator
when did that become athing? i mean yeah, yoga is pretty retarded, but 'positioning yourself to get fucked by demons'? really?
>>71539641
Summed up well globalism/fashion.I hope they require up to 1000$ for this bullshit.
>>71538890
GOOD GUYS WON WWII
>>71538135
>genital stimulation
yes this is bad
i hate to be that guy..
But holy shit... Western Appropriation....
Also, what happens when men start doing this?
>>71538135
>spread
kek
>sydney
nothing was lost
>>71538135
Let me get this straight you pay somebody so that they could guide you through flicking your GF's bean?
I can jerk my GF off whenever we're together why would I pay for that?
Besides why are all of you upset, it's not like /pol/ has GFs
>>71539751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmg6xy6LNx8
Enjoy educating yourself about the demonic rituals fools willingly participate in.
>>71538135
It ends in an orgy, it's just one big lead up to a final orgy.
>>71538135
You people have to much fucking spare time for your own good.
>>71540208
We already do they're called "massage parlours"
>>71540599
Do not underestimate the cucks.
>>71538135
those damn sex-havers!
>>71538135
>positioning yourself so demons can fuck you
Haha, oh man.
>>71538135
Husbands and lovers now can pay to be cuckolded with deep asian philosophy.
>>71538135
So a woman can go do Orgasmic Yoga legally, but if I go to an AMP and get a handjob, its illegal and I could be arrested?
Thanks, Obama.
>>71538135
literally prostitution is now legal if the customer is a woman then?
It wouldn't be a thing if beta faggots like yourselves could get your gf off.
>>71541975
I don't blame a dog for being taught bad habits. I blame the teacher. In this case, it's the media, the people like you, society which pushes this kind of degeneracy on women. Why would you be satisfied with your male partner if you've been told your whole life that you should fuck anyone you want, and that commitment is weakness?
It's hard to diagnose a problem until you recognize it.
>>71538135
>yoga
>degenerate
Now you're just making it obvious you're a fat neckbeard senpai-san
>>71542159
I know it's demonic because you will defend it stalwartly in the face of facts.
Yoga is the act of offering yourself up to various gods and spirits in Hindu mythology.
>>71541662
Oh herro, you want massagey pree? Oh you ray down. Ok yeeeah.
>>71538135
> art" of "Yoga" (or, positioning yourself so demons can fuck you, as stated by the creator
Stop pulling shit out of your ass.
>>71539751
>>71541512
/pol/ is going into critical overload now that it's looking shakey for Trump to beat Clinton (even though there will obviously be more registered Dems in a giant Metropolitan area like New York, so obviously their totals will be higher)
>demons
>demons
>DEMONS
yoga is fucking stretching, kundalini is your own energy, /pol/ #1 for being less intelligent than ancient mud farmers
>>71541356
/pol/'s tip-toppest of fantasies, that they might one day be able to pay their way into an orgy
(hint: they just won't have the orgy if fatties like you show up)
>>71542276
So you believe that Hindu mythological figures exist? Doesn't that make you a heretic and a pagan?
Come on bruh. Made up pooinloo gods don't exist. Yoga is literally just stretching. You're going to tell me waking up in the morning and stretching my arms up is a demonic sex orgy pose? Because yoga is just that taken to the next level.
>>71542276
>facts
you have to make an argument before you can back it up with facts lardo
How do I get a license to rub all of those beef flaps?
>>71538135
OP is a closet homosexual who wishes to do the downward dog with his father.
>>71542693
>>71542661
>>71542598
>>71542860
Look how upset calling you out made you.
>>71542276
t. inflexible fat fuck
This is prostitution, right?
>>71542932
>muh it's only stretching
You are pretty defensive over ritually offering yourself to demons.
>>71538135
How do I get this job?
>>71542919
>>71542995
are you this afraid of defending your position that you crumble at the first sign of resistance
0/10 apply yourself
>>71542919
You made 0 argument in response to my post. Just for that I'm going to reccommend yoga to all my friends and when I have kids teach them it too. Well done retard.
>>71542995
t. overweight occultist
>>71542919
>calling you out
a noble paladin are you sir
(tips chainmail)
>>71538135
Is that the obama impersonator?
Umm.. have they not heard of Tantric meditation?
I swear to god white people man....
>>71543080
>He's so upset about being called out for unironically offering himself to demons that he will white knight for it
>>71543098
It's okay, my soul isn't the one that is forfeit.
>>71543144
>>71543123
>>71543098
>>71543080
Looks like the shills really don't like this thread.
>>71543279
>make a thread about demons
>y-you guys are the shills
Post a pic of your fat rolls pls
>>71538135
>>71542276
>>71542919
>>71542995
>All one guy
>Considers counter-shitposting to be stalwart defense
So we know you're serious, at least
WOW LAD
>>71539169
White women with christian background were never decent. They can't even be considered sell-outs, because they whore around for free disregarding everyone and everything, including other white women.
>>71538135
yes goyim, practice initiatory rites! Take hallucinogens, practice sex magic, but most importantly, race mix while you do it!
good goyim :-)
>>71543231
>>71543279
>Anything other than God can control your soul
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>71538135
OH NO! People are being not so fucking horribly repressed sexually. What ever shall we do?
>>71541040
OH MY GOD 1 HOUR 7 MINUTES
We all know what OP does with his time
>>71542919
>>71542995
>>71543231
>>71543279
FUCKING SUM IT UP OR DROPPED
Why are so many of you defending yoga?
Do any of you go to classes?
>>71544002
>defending
this thread is /pol/ incarnate, im fucking out
I don't see how you have a problem with less sexual repression when this entire board is just one big circle-jerk
>>71541662
Okay
But that is a crooked business,
Not a blatantly retarded practise hiding behind the guize of religion
>>71544002
I do hot yoga because the increased flexibility really helps with martial arts
The orgasm "yoga" is pretty stupid and on par with the spiritual aspects of it
>>71542661
Pagan gods are literal demons, and pagan spirituality is demonic. If it is spiritual/religious and non-Christian, it is demonic (with the only exception of primordial monotheism.)
Yoga is far more than just a compound stretching program, and by saying that you admit you don't know what yoga is. Most yoga studios are fronts for hindu ashrams that recruit into little cult groups from the studios. Yoga itself in a quasi-physical ritual for a spiritual end, and it is not a spiritual end thatabides in Christ or brings you closer to God is it? It is not Christian spirituality is it? Therefore what spirituality is it and to whose ends?
No Catholic spiritual exercise, fast or prayer etc. ends with group maturation and an orgy. This Hindu Yoga one does. Why is that? Because Christianity comes from God, and Hinduism comes from Satan.
>>71543993
I'll sum it up for you, dumb cuck.
Yoga, sex magic, taking certain hallucinogenic drugs, certain forms of meditation, etc. used to be practiced with the intention of allowing someone (always a member of the priestly caste, in traditional civilizations) to achieve spiritual ecstasy or otherwise "connect with the divine." These are initiatic rites which may "open the door" to dark forces when used incorrectly. In other words, when someone like you tries it.
See Ride the Tiger by Julius Evola.
>>71543527
>comes in to be a contrarian and advocate for demonic rituals
>gets upset when he's called a shill
>gets more upset
>>71544384
>t. facts
>used to
>see Evola
thanks senpai
Just do a regular yoga meditation pose and you'll feel an organ once you do it right.
>Devils inside ur body
Are you 12?
>>71544593
>all he can do is fling shit
You're so mad I can't help but enjoy this.
>>71538135
What. The. Fuck.
>>71544593
Well Canafag if you aren't going to bother doing your own research, you'll never understand. I'm not going to retype the chapters which deal with this subject for you.
>>71538135
why is this a big deal? there are places like this for men everywhere. they just call them massage parlors.
>>71544547
>>71544638
You're the one whi id so stupid ypu believe demons actually exist and will rape you if you pose wrong.
>>71542977
In Australis several "spiritual" healers have been convicted of sexual assault because it is specific crime to sexually molest/penetrate someone under the premise of it being a medical (including massage) or religious procedure.
Every few months an Asain massage palour guy gets arrested for rubbing the tits or pussy of some women. Also has fake pagan witches conduct "sex ceremonies" etc. and get convicted. The Sydney seige terrorist raped a whole lot of women pretending to be a Persian fortune teller that needed to do a black mahic ritual involving penetration, another Greek pair got convicted a few years ago doing the same to a women for several years etc.
This would be the same. It's a sexual act purporting to be a quasi-medical therapy. All it would take is one woman to wake up the next day, regret being molested/touched in the middle of a group therapy session, and they'd all get done.
>>71544121
What? But I didn't even mention anything about sexual repression.
>>71544226
Interesting. Honestly, I'd probably do it too if I had anything to gain from increased flexibility. Aren't those classes awkward, though? I mean, you're constantly bending over in front of people.
>positioning yourself so demons can fuck you
The kind of shit you read on /pol/.
>men buy prostitutes
normal, natural, acceptable
>women buy prostitutes
FUCKING KIKES MUH DEGENERACY
>>71544942
I don't worry about your fate.
>>71538135
This is old, I've seen "Tantric sex" which looks the same back in the 90s.
>>71545100
Strangely that thinking all comes from a similar wellspring.
>>71541040
Every woman I've ever known that was into yoga was fat as fuck, those demons are getting a raw deal.
>>71544995
normal?
fucking scum
>>71538135
looks like a sleazy kike sex cult
>>71544121
>muh sexually repressed society
>muh sexual awakening
Gtfo fucking degenerate acum, or keep it in the bedroom where it belongs
>inb4 you go cry to your cheating wife and her bull
Disgusting
>>71544384
Oh great a pagan retard who turned his back on Christ, the Church, its Saints, and its 2000 years of spiritual experience in the divine and demonic, trying to lecture people on mysticism... why not ask a voodo priest or a yogi if you are going to go full retard?
>>71544593
I enjoy how you're too stupid to research on your own, yet you're about a solid hour into astroturf-shilling this thread.
That's giving you the benefit of the doubt that you're not an actual shill, though.
>>71538135
Yoga is good for you, idiot. Not that philosophy bullshit around it, but the physical practice.
>>71542276
When will Semitism die??
But of course the Jewess is degenerate. But KEK, I don't care what the degenerates are up to.
>>71544965
it's not awkward at all given that everyone in the room is doing the same thing you are the entire time.
If you're ever interested in yoga down the line I really recommend just doing hot yoga
>>71545403
>about a solid hour
>solid hour
>solid
whatever you say F-A-M
dinpoos like sex guru Osho pioneered this kind of thing.
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/sex-robes-and-gurus-299
>>71545677
Mild stretching is one thing before a real work out. I can also note that nobody was ever stronger after a stretch-prepared workout. In fact many studies have shown stretching decreases gains and makes you weaker if you do it before a real work out.
Yoga for the sake of yoga is in the best case scenario degenerate and in the worst case scenario outright demonic.
Don't even need to compare the health of those who practice yoga vs those who are actually athletic.
>>71538135
>>71542276
>Yoga is the act of offering yourself up to various gods and spirits in Hindu mythology
This. Every pose and hand gesture are an offering and a prayer to demons.
Fallen Angels, Yoga & Hinduism, New Age, New World Satanic Order
http://youtu.be/K97yB1-4Ers
>>71546084
>Don't even need to compare the health of those who practice yoga vs those who are actually athletic
t. keyboard athlete
>>71545677
no retard, yoga the physical practice, is inseperable from the philosophy, and you can become "unhealthy" by doing yoga without the right mindset
http://kundalini.se/en/articles/yoga-meditation-and-breathing-exercises-dangerous
link related, its demons have sex with you
>>71544002
I actually did take some at a summer day camp because the instructor was a bro. There was incense and shit but it was mostly stretches that aren't too bad by themselves.
>>71538135
that chick with the huge ass mole is fucking irritating me, her facial expression is constant disgust and it is making me disgusted. did she have a stroke? is that why the side of her face is fucked?
>>71545677
Yes but you as a man naturally filter out all the spiritual mumbo jumbo and are able to use it just as a compound streching program.
Woman are the real target. They get sucked into the spiritual world of the hindu ashram behind the yoga studio, which amounts to a cult that uses them for free labour and sex for the dirty old Indians running it.
>Children were raped, beaten and drugged at Mangrove Yoga Ashram, say victims at Royal Commission into child sexual abuse
http://www.news.com.au/national/children-were-raped-beaten-and-drugged-at-mangrove-yoga-ashram-say-victims-at-royal-commission-into-child-sexual-abuse/news-story/b691134b088671c20f3f41080bbf49c0
>>71546139
Wow what a fascinating brand of insanity. Please tell me more.
>>71546717
>why aren't you up to offering yourself to demons? you're just crazy, that's a conspiracy goy, don't be a racist :^) it's just stretching :^)
I'm glad I've ran through all your shill arguements in the course of less than a 100 reply thread on a morrocan shadow puppet board
>>71545208
I've bitch I've met that's into yoga are either athletic or just preppy girls. The twigs that walk around in yoga shorts.
>>71544978
one of the few non-pathetic chuckles I've had on this board
and it's even more funny because it's true
>>71546850
I just asked for more info. You're being way too defensive here man. You offer me nothing to make me think otherwise, only more insane labels for things. Have one iota of self awareness please.
>>71547275
It's easy to spot you nowadays, lad.
>>71547341
>stretching isnt satan
>must be jew
lol okay
>>71546139
Shit are you talking about doesn't exist, retard. It's just gymnastics and endurance training which some stupid cunts attach spirituality to.
t. Pan-Slavic Nationalist who practice yoga
>>71538135
if someone started a yoga trend where a woman rubs your dick until you cum it'd spread too, this is nothing more than a way of getting around the law for paying someone for sexual pleasure
>>71546706
What can you expect from non-Europeoid subhumans? Make Australia Anglo Again!
>>71547610
You're wrong. Thanks for your very weak attempts to shill, though.
>>71538135
yoga is literally stretching that they've convinced dumb white girls and faggots to pay for.
>>71547568
This is what the Jew does. No arguments, he just acts confused and derails the discussion. Next time we'll make sure we don't miss a spot. :---------^ ) That's your nose.
>>71547341
the high IQ ones are like idiot savants.
it's like arguing with a psychotic
can we have more containment threads like this please
>>71547858
Uncle Hitler's "slimy matter" analogy is apt
>>71547919
You're pretty fucking mad, I love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GBnZ7LwQB0
>>71544309
>No Catholic spiritual exercise, fast or prayer etc. ends with group maturation and an orgy.
Wew lad
>>71547919
>>71547992
>mad
is it nice existing in your own little world?
do you dump your urine jugs in the toilet or just leave them outside your door and make your parents deal with them
>>71548133
this might be the greatest thing I've ever seen and I need a source
tai chi > yoga
>>71548133
thanks for the idea senpai-san
>>71548208
no source, but you may keep the webm
>>71548196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmD4lehThS0
>>71538135
Isn't it prostitution?
>>71548267
>he's so upset and BTFO he takes his ball and just leaves
glad to know you're so educated :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXZbtsiFEZE
>>71546717
>Wow what a fascinating brand of insanity.
It doesn't really matter what is your opinion. No wonder why people are willingly giving themselves to receive the anti-christ (Sjw's, new age crap, nihilistic oriental satanism). Yoga is satanic worship.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoLAHCui3Dw
>>71547610
>Shit are you talking about doesn't exist, retard.
>It's just gymnastics
>let me ignore all spiritual aspects of yoga and its origins
Another new age zombie who doesn't question anything, great.
how is this different than me going and getting wanked at the Asian massage parlor?
>>71544309
Yahweh is a literal war demon. Which is why all Abrahamic faiths are so violent and ignorant.
Enjoy your narrow minded worldview though, I'm sure that war god really cares about you and won't watch Satan torture you for shits and giggles the way he did with his most devout follower.
>>71548196
Is this your argument?
>>71548546
>>let me ignore all spiritual aspects of yoga and its origins
But some "spiritual" things don't actually exist so it doesn't matter.
So can soap shops be legal now?
>>71546850
>Everyone who doesn't believe every word I say is a shill
Sure are making yourself look sane there, buddy.
wow guys just when i think ive seen the worst thread on /pol/ you guys make some magic happen. congrats to all of you (on all sides of this) each and every one if you is completely insane.
>>71549812
Enjoy your eternal damnation.
>>71549823
Quality semitic arguement 10/10
most "atheists" still believe in shit like this and horoscopes, tarot cards etc.
"muh chakras" is the 21st century equivalent of "in Jesus name I pray"
>hurr durr why do you worship Jesus, that's so backwards and repressive
>go do eastern spirituality, it's enlightened and progressive even though I have no idea what it's about
t. cityfag
>>71541040
>Independent spiritual advancement is evil!
>The Torah is the only truth!
>If I love him enough, maybe Yahweh won't burn me...
You are LITERALLY the best goy.
>>71552119
You seem rather upset.
>>71539309
And the free market fixed it again!
>>71540599
do you give her head, too?
So the idea about this is to pay someone to jerk you off because it's more "trendy" than just masturbating on your own?
What is next? Paying someone to hold a glass up to your mouth so that you can drink without using your hands and be more "trendy" by doing so?
>>71539309
Free Market ≠ Cultural Marxism
>>71552119
>spiritual advancement
>literal liberal circle jerk
Pick one
I'm all for alternative religion
I'm particularly a fan of meditation
This is neither
>>71538135
The reason it is spreading like wild fire is you wouldn't believe how many women who have thought they have had full fledged 100% orgasms have not. Easily over 50% of the women I've been with have stopped me "I'm going to pee, stop, etc, etc" only to be shhhh'd.
>>71538890
Just another CIA plot to destroy the rest of the world. Same with multiculturalism. Enjoy! :^)
>>71539851
http://military.wikia.com/wiki/Section_8_(military)
>>71538135
If my wife ever does this
Does DDPYoga count?
>>71550448
No, it's the 21st century equivalent of "sacrifice this child to moloch" or "bake this cake for the queen of heaven"
>>71541356
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>>71538890
Everything starts in the US and then Europe takes it to heart and takes it to the next level
I've told my GF about things like this. She's one of those "I don't like organized religion, but I'm spiritual" kind of people. Is there still a chance? Through the Lord, always, but I'm genuinely worried for her. I think she's opened her spirit to the forces of darkness already.
>>71539641
I know british guys that get paid as guru's for orgasmic meditation behind their girlfriend's backs.
>>71555055
Just trademarked "freedrinking"
>>71545371
Christcucks like you are the worst. All of that "evil" shit can bring you to a deeper understanding of God and Christ. I was a total atheist until I did mushrooms. My readings into the occult and alchemy have improved my spiritual awareness, but I still accept Christ as savior, and not blindly but because I can see the world in front of me in the context of that truth.
>>71556437
There is nothing demonic about Yoga, it produces the same effect as Cannabis, it is a way to meditate after doing it.
>>71556830
I will Elliot Rodger on livestream if it ever becomes a thing.
>>71541512
:^)
>>71543752
This goy knows his shit^^
