Hey /pol/ God is watching you masturbate.
So when will you stop this madness?
>>71536975
I fapped to this.
>send help
>>71536975
I think God wants me to.
>>71537095
I fapped to this.
>>71537101
God doesn't like watching you masturbate son. Please put a stop to this madness.
>>71536975
God designed this universe, knowing everything, before he even started.
God wanted man to wank, otherwise he wouldn't have made it conceivable.
>>71536975
I hate the thought of my grandparents looking down on me when I do it.
>still do it though....
>>71537270
Your Grandparents are currently crying in heaven because you can not resist the temptation of the devil and quit waxing the carrot
>>71536975
This is my 29th day of nofap, God must be proud.
If he exists, that is.
>>71537441
Of course he exists, White Jesus said so
>>71536975
Hope God's still enjoying the show after all these years
>>71537517
He isnt and you should stop
>resist of the big temptation masturbation
>>71537602
It clearly says
>Resist the temptation of the Big Masturbation
God knew what I was going to masturbate.
He needs to get over it.
I'm an exhibitionist (not that I have the balls to actually go out and do anything anyway...) so that's fine by me.
your body expels it one way or another, might as well enjoy it.
>>71537660
He wants you to stop for if you continue you will not get into white heaven
>>71536975
I'm like 7 days into NoFap. Feels good man.
>>71537706
You must abstain from this terrible act for if you do not your soul will be sentenced to black hell forever.
>>71537743
God is pleased with you friend. If you continue on like this you will have a guaranteed spot in white heaven
You guys are such fags. I'm rolling.
>>71536975
I like to play a no fap game. Start by fapping then skip a day. Fap again then skip 2. etc. I'm currently skipping 17 days
>>71536975
He knows the past, present, and future. I think this all the time.
Gee why is God such a pervert?
>>71536975
Why did they have to put a chained up woman with a nice ass on that poster, because now I have to fap
>>71538102
How about the "never fap cause I don't want to get sent to black hell" Game?
>>71536975
Fapped
>>71538216
>>71538268
You are making god sad
>>71538212
He only watches you because he cares for his children
>>71536975
Why are Protestants such fucking retards?
Seriously, you're like a combination of Muslims and Jews.
>>71536975
The Lord's got more important things to deal with then the millions that jack off an hour.
Hell would have no more room if your claim was true and the dead would walk the earth;
Masturbation was disallowed for the same reason circumcision was, and that's to limit male pleasure.
The reason to go NoFap isn't to "save yourself from Hell!" (And I say this as a Christian who wants this to stay a Christian board!) its to stop wasting your time and expectations on porn and your hand. Its to establish a natural sex drive and stop fucking with your dick.
>>71536975
>know god is watching me
>this just makes me harder
>visualize god as I masturbate
>look him in the eyes as I finish
>>71536975
Resist of the Big temptation Masturbation
Show me the part in the bible where it says masturbation is inherently a sin
It's possible to fap without porn or lustful thoughts, which ARE inherently sinful. Two separate acts, only one is forbidden
I have thrown knifes against the bible witch is in my shelf... cumming on it seems fun too :^)
Heil Odin! Heil Thor!
>>71538522
Onan is not an argument. He was not punished for 'spilling seed', he was punished for denying his brother any offspring even though he was commanded to do so. The punishment was for disobeying god's direct command, not ejaculating outside of a vagina
Otherwise with that logic, involuntary wet dreams are sinful
>>71538522
What if my lustful thoughts and porn are for fictional 2D anime girls? Does that count?
>>71536975
Fucken yeah loved that video game
>>71536975
>So when will you stop this madness?
Right after I cum, just like I always do.
>>71536975
If he's watching me masturbate, then he's a faggot
I don't know what you call guys who watch other guys masturbate, OP, but I call them faggots
>>71537511
>God exists
>>71539015
Justin bieber's a christian
http://www.christianpost.com/news/justin-biebers-baptism-story-detailed-by-hillsongs-pastor-carl-lentz-152938/
>>71538594
here is a picture
picture with cum shall follow.
>>71539073
Another reason not to believe in God
>>71537657
>Big Masturbation
It's not just masturbation. This is some next level shit right here
>>71539351
Its even more satanic corruption
