What are your nation's tourist traps? For us is Dubrovnik. >giant overpriced shithole >everything costs 4-6x more than is the national average
>rude people, like you are in fucking France
>fancy themselves above the rest of the country due to their 'glorious' legacy
>we are King's Landing
Just save your money and go north to any other part of the coast.
>>71531627
speaking of dubrovnik, I am going to be living there for a month in june. Can you recommend anything croatbro?
None yet, everything is cheap as fuck
>>71531627
Rome
>muh ancient Rome
>niggers and gypos
>overpriced as hell
>people still fall for it
>>71531627
also, our tourist traps are
>miami
>new york
>most places in california
>austin
>chicago (sorta)
>>71531859
Shop in local supermarkets and avoid establishments on the main streets. They will skin you alive.
>Paris
Literally deserves to be nuked
Branson
>>71531627
>Pic related
>>71531627
What do you think of Zadar? I've inherited some land there but never been
>>71532186
>implying Parisians deserve a split second death
jew york
Dubrovnik is nice
And I'm not poor I can easily afford 4-6x the costs in fucking croatia
>>71531627
Hawaii and Alaska
>>71532288
This.
>Muh weed and hookers
>>71532366
Zadar is the most beautiful town in Dalmatia.
>>71532002
thanks
>>71531627
>rude people, like you are in fucking France
Where does this meme come from?
>>71531627
ITT:
>Muh Small insignificant towns
>fuck big cities REEEE
>>71531627
Everything
whole country is a tourist trap
>>71531924
Rome is full of gypsies. I went there and I kept checking if my wallet was still in my pocket. You should do something about them.
Walt Disney World is the greatest place on earth and if you disagree you are a pleb. Nothing compares and America wins again.
Nigger owned bars in Tokyo.
>>71531627
London is bloody expensive at times and there is Brighton down the road from where i am and they are the the UK variant of San Francisco so there are loads of fucking commies and faggots to the point it's known as the 'Peoples Republic'
>>71531627
that's Punta del Este
so meme for international millionaires that even Trump fell for it and is building a Trump Tower there, the only one in South America
also Rockefeller spends summer there
there's no "tourist trap"
you get what you pay for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhVMd8iXHMo
New York
Disgusting polluted state with garbage all over the sidewalk. People are rude as hell and think they are the face of America.
>>71531627
Chetnik confirmed.
>>71531627
>everything costs 4-6x more than is the national average
So like anywhere else on your coast?
>>71531627
>Dubrovnik
*Ragusina
>>71531627
Goa
full of fucking jews and cheap slavs ..mostly racist
Wall Drug
Seriously, this is a thing:
>http://www.walldrug.com/
>>71531627
In Nova Scotia it's Peggy's Cove. Just some rocks, a lighthouse, and a gift shop, but everyone who visits this province goes there because it's supposed to be "typical" of a coastal fishing village (of which there are plenty better ones just a short drive away).
>>71531627
>your nation's tourist traps
All of it. Don't come here. Ever.
Thanks.
>>71531627
Tourists ?
What's that ?
>>71532288
>people willingly go to hell on earth
Jaywick in Essex pretty much sums up the kind of shithole that passes for a tourist trap here.
Any Brit with any sense visits a country that isn't cold and wet 360 days of the year, then marginally cooler than the surface of the sun the other 5.
Foreigners visiting good old Blighted are best of sticking to central Londonistan or Edinburgh.
>>71531924
i went to rome twice, i thought it was fine
capri on the other hand was shit. that is the biggest tourist trap i've ever been to. the view is nice but everything else was fucking shit.
>>71531627
i was thinking of going to split this summer. is that a tourist trap? it looks nice as fuck
>>71532403
Kek
>>71533090
>people
more like
>potheads looking for muh ebin weed maymay
>>71531627
New York, LA, SF.
Basically any big city in the US, especially on the coast, is going to be a giant tourist trap. To the point where many of the residents are actually tourists that don't want to go home. Prices will be ridiculously high, and Americans hard to find, in those places.
Americans live in small towns and have always resisted urbanification. Our big cities are essentially foreign countries unto themselves.
>>71533100
I don't know if you're old enough to remember Butlins (or maybe they're still around) but British people used to actually pay to stay in a kind of concentration camp by a drizzly pebble beach and only be let out for select entertainments such as knobbly knee contests.
>>71531627
London in general
>>71532941
Does that mean everyone there poos in the loo
>>71531627
>mfw tourists still didn't figured out the gypsies, niggs and pakis work for France and are part of the attraction
St-Tropez
Coca Cola => 9€
Polluated beach.
Nothing to see if you don't know the region.
Not as beautiful as the 60's.
Parking price => 5€/hour.
All dock restaurant are dirty, niggers do the food , pigeons enter in kitchens ...
Degeneracy at it's finest.
I worked there.
#WelcometoSt-tropez :^)
>>71532562
Because you refuse to speak English with tourists who don't know French.
>>71532972
I remember actually stopping there on a family roadtrip to Yellowstone when I was a teenager.
Even as a 14yo I could recognize from the endless stream of Wall Drug billboards ont he interstate that it was a tourist trap, but mom and dad didn't want to listen.
>>71533100
>Foreigners visiting good old Blighted are best of sticking to central Londonistan or Edinburgh.
No you're best going to somewhere like the Lake District, Peak District or anywhere in Cornwall. The countryside areas of the UK are the actual tourist traps and there's plenty of nice places to go. English seaside towns haven't been 'tourist traps' for the better part of 3 decades and even then they were absolute shit. The only reason seaside towns took off as holiday destinations in the first place was because the Victorians couldn't go anywhere else with any sort of ease.
>>71532684
I love it
Feels like living in the 70s
Valparaíso.
It's nothing but pinkos, overpriced shit, dilapidated buildings, booze and designated pissing streets.
The big part that isn't a capital city
You'll get fucking murdered mate trust me
how about something that isn't a tourist trap and is actually worth visiting
i've always wanted to go to yellowstone, is it worth it?
Bognor Regis.
Sure it's sunny, but you're going to catch something just looking at some of the fat women there.
Also people think Butlins is good, why? The best part was the pool and thats closed now.
>>71533366
citation needed
>>71532186
kek, muh province is better. stay mad fucking PACA nigger
Rio de Janeiro
There are much better beaches, nature and grills almost anywhere else, I don't know how this meme survived so long.
>>71533468
That's true, foreigners don't go to Skegness or Blackpool for the most part. Those places are for coachloads of geriatrics or chavs who want a cheap weekend away from their miserable lives.
>>71531627
Pic related.
>>71533152
It's better than Dubrovnik. Hvar is also pretty good. Most coastal cities are fairly similar so you can't really go wrong.
>>71533250
>Butlins
Butlins eventually sorted themselves out so they weren't terrible in the end. They were basically self contained holiday packages and they underwent a lot of refurbishment in the 2000s and is still knocking around now. Pontins was the real concentration camp. Holy shit they were terrible.
>>71531627
>>71533028
Let me correct you with a swiss song full of wisdom :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ak0Pdui1Vs
> this country is my country
> now you can come to ski, drink and spend
> but then fuck out as soon as possible
>>71533636
portugal is fucking great. comfy/10
>>71532860
The rest of the coast is double the price during the season, Dubrovnik is like going to a rip-off strip club.
It's a great historical city and all, but they're really pushing it with prices.
>>71532366
It's a smaller, developing city. It's clean and has a lot of sights/beaches to enjoy but it gets really crowded during the summer.
If you own land near the sea you should (if you can) invest and make yourself a comfy summer house there.
>>71533152
Central Dalmatia is a good choice. Split, Zadar, Sibenik.
>>71531627
>giant overpriced shithole
Complete croatian coast is that too.
>>71533624
Next time I visit Brazil I'm going to go to Balneario Camboriu and the Florianopolis area instead. Better choice?
Last summer I met some people in Venice and they owned a boat and were heading to Greece, I asked them if I could join and they said sure.
We made a pit stop at Split and another one in Dubrovnik.
I was amazing in Split I got 2 beers and a few bottles of water for only 35 Cronos(sp?) That's like 10 bucks in Canadian dollars.
But you are right about Dubrovnik, everything costed twice as much. Although I wasn't in the city center for much of it. I just wandered around the back allies in the city.
>>71533724
>The rest of the coast is double the price
maybe when they saw your pretty face
>>71532288
Don't tell me this, I go there with my gf in te next weeks.
I traveled to Dubrovnik in 97, i remember it being awesome aside from still being a half shelled shithole, loads of neat architecture and shit.
Has it gotten noticably worse since "muh game of thrones"? Does it still have loads of byzantine shit?
>>71533028
Fucking liar.
I met a Swiss banker and his wife on my travels and they invited me to Switzerland. They ended up taking me up this long ass mountain and having dinner with the whole town below us. Could also see Italy.
Fucking amazing area, just wish I could've stayed a day longer there.
>>71533628
Exactly. The only real tourism to UK seaside towns was from people who actually lived in the UK. If you go back 20 or so years then it was seen as being an affordable holiday, but the advent of cheap flights has sent most of these places into a spiral that I can't see them recovering from. They weren't exactly top places back in the day but now, as you said, they're pretty much chav hives and places that local councils ship refugees off to as it's cheaper to house them there.
>>71533855
It's full of chinks, niggers and faggots, no gypos though.
>>71533799
Kuna (croatian weasel) is our currency.
>>71533651
Isn't Hvar considered a fag island? Perfect for a Swede.
>>71533855
It's fine to go there for a day or two, really
Travelling to other major cities takes no time at all though. You should definitely check out other cities like Utrecht (30 mins by train from Amsterdam), Den Haag/Scheveningen and there's plenty of other places nearby. Plan out some stuff to do, not to have some tight schedule, but just to have places to go
>>71533787
One of the best destinations. Northeast is cool too.
Rio de Janeiro definitely.
>fuckton of niggers
>dangerous as fuck at night in certain parts of the city
>every beach that isn't the rich people (Copacabana,botafogo,praia do forno)is filthy
>Cristo Redentor is filled with people and smells like piss
>Pão de Açucar cableway is retarded and old
>favelas
The beaches they do take care of are absolutely beautiful though,i'll tell you that
>>71534094
Thanks for the spelling of it.
I wish I still had a few of them but after I came back from Europe my mom was going so I gave it to her since the bank wouldn't exchange it for me. I only had like 20 left from my trip.
>>71533468
Yeah, fair enough. I guess I was being harsh.
Peak district isn't too bad as long as you don't mind being stared at, I suppose the same goes for any rural area though.
Avoid it during public holidays though, the roads and parking are woefully inadequate for the traffic that descends on it from the surrounding urban sprawl on the designed no-rain days
>>71533787
He already responded but i'll take the opportunity and tell you to visit Gramado
>>71533057
Could a Mexicunt go visit, or would the locals treat me badly ;_;?
The people are really nice here and things are reasonably priced cause were in the Midwest. Just chill people and the best barbecue
>>71531627
>Go on my first vacation ever with my GF to Greece not knowing what to expect.
>Every restaurant i pass they are trying their best to convince me to have a meal.
>Everything is fucking overpriced.
>Everyone is acting overly nice towards you and trying their best to keep you entertained.
And there i was as an fucking autist that hates to have conversations and tries to avoid people, it was an absolute nightmare.
The most fun and enjoyment i had was at some dump were i think tourists never ever came, the food was cheap and the people working there acting like i was a normal person instead of trying to kiss my ass.
Los Angeles
San Francisco
Miami
Manhattan (times square area)
>>71533250
I'm in Chichester Butlins bongor regis is only down the road from me. one of my mates works down there.
>>71531627
And where do you live?
>everything costs 4-6x more than is the national average
kek
It's like 2x at most and that's inside the Old Town, like what do you expect?
>rude people, like you are in fucking France
I agree that some people are rude, especially taxi and bus drivers.
>fancy themselves above the rest of the country due to their 'glorious' legacy
>we are King's Landing
:^)
>>71533855
What this >>71534131 Anon said. Depending on what you're into, partying or culture. Utrecht is good for both, the Hague less so, but has some really nice cultural highlights.
>>71534094
>no gypos though.
Gypsies have been sighted in Amsterdam too. With their annoying accordions and nasty thieving habits.
>>71532458
Why waste your money, Ameribro ?
>>71534488
There was one in Ayrshire (Irvine I think) where I stayed in the late 70s, but I was a small boy at the time so I don't have detailed memories, only a vague impression of squalor. But I heard some stories from other people.
London is a massive shitheap, lived here all my life and go to university here. All American transfer students come here and love it because they see Big Ben and the London Eye. Everywhere outside of central London is aids.
>>71534045
It got an increased influx of people in their 20's because of the series, yeah. But nothing too drastic.
And in recent years there were some new archealogical finds from Byzantine era. Nothing big. Don't know much since I am not from there.
>>71532625
Can someone explain to me how niggers and other poorfags manage to go to Disney? It's pretty fucking expensive, where do they get the money from?
>>71534094
Hvar is full of Bongs
>>71532625
as someone who lives 20 minutes away from disney world and goes frequently your out of your fucking mind
>>71531934
Chicago is a scam and belongs on this list.
>>71533696
This is gay as shit.
>>71534762
duh progrems
јeбeм ти мaтep ycтaшo
дyбpoвник cpпcки гpaд
I think Bondi, worst beach for swimming (9 out of 10 days) ive ever seen but for whatever reason a shit ton of tourists flock there and a shit ton of em drown because theyre naive
>>71532562
When I was lost in Paris I had people say "we don't speak English" when we'd ask for help. Oh well, it adds to the charm of the city I suppose.
>>71531627
thing is, any other part of the coast is prettier even.
theres no reason to go to dubrovnik everything they got there is better somewhere else along the coast.
that said, croatia is by far the best vacation location ever. its cheap, the people are really friendly and honest if you dont behave like a real retarded tourist kinda guy. rent a car and drive along the coast and sleep in different little places.
>>71534869
Probably Gold Coast 2bh. That whole place is like 99% funded by Tourism.
>>71532633
You let the darkies in? Also, what's the story with the bars?
tourist trap: the country
>>71534856
:^)
>>71534886
Heh, I always say 'Je ne parlez pas Francais' to frogs visiting my country.
>>71532288
I was there last spring with my gf for a week. I was high all the time and tried out like 20 coffeeshops, the best were obviously the small ones outside the city center. Been to the regular tourist trap museums and the best part was strolling around by bike and being high
In a week of Amsterdam I have spent much less money then in 2 days of Oktoberfest, so in my opinion, I was fine.
>>71531924
I still really want to go to Rome though
I just want to see museums, art/architecture , ruins etc not going there to party or do anything like that
>>71532941
>fucking jews
>cheap slavs
> dislikes apparent racism
Streetpoo nigga plz.
>>71534687
yeah i did Bognor when i was young in the late 90s early 2000s not the funnest place in the world but i saw a few washed up celebrities, children's entertainers and at the time the worlds longest Scalextric. most interesting thing was when my dad put a good bet on the dogs and cleared out the on site bookie.
>>71534814
You don't say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikMvuZrw87g
>>71535126
>In a week of Amsterdam I have spent much less money then in 2 days of Oktoberfest
That's weed vs. alcohol for you.
But yeah, Munich is already expensive and during Oktoberfest prices go through the roof.
>>71531627
For us in Poland it;s Warsaw
>Fucking disgrace of a city
>Snobs everywhere
>Have a nice time inhaling all of this toxins in air
>People are still settling themselves there because "muh capital, muh plethora"
>The only thing worth seeing there is "Palace of Culture" which was build by fucking commies
Summarizing it's just a fucking shithole, not worth your time and money. If you want to visit Poland go to fucking Cracow, Or Gdańsk (Danzig) or anywhere else beside this fucking abomination
>>71534814
>Goobert
Aka
Daniel Radcliffe
>>71532288
Amsterdam is fine if youre looking for party and drugs. just dont sleep and stay 3 days and get the fuck out, its not that expensive if you do it right.
That being said, its a morrocan/algerian infested shithole and you are more than likely to get into or see some shit. its fun tho, like a trip to the jungle. unless youre a pussy.
the only thing real good and pure is the beach.
>>71531934
Chicago? u mean Chiraq.
Zakopane
>everything overpriced
>bad infrastructure
>people there "gorole" are mountain jews who will do anything for your shekels
>a lot of cheap taste stuff made in China sold on the streets
Any new Zealander bros up and have input where to and where not to go?
>>71535418
South Island.
Gatlinburg Tennessee. If you like shitty replica swords, dinner theater, heavy alcohol restrictions and taffy you're in luck. Nuke this shithole posthaste, but spare Hillbilly Golf. That's actually cash.
>>71531627
Niagara Falls.
The falls are nice, but the rest of it is tacky, overpriced, and dirty.
>>71535088
Budva area is horrible, Kotor is expectingly crowdy and Herceg Novi is noice
>>71534856
Correction. It is the city of prljavih Vlaja and venetian rapebabies.
>>71532941
BUT LE PSYTRANCE DANCING IN DA INDIA
>>71531924
Milano is pretty fucked as well
>>71531627
Paris.
It's shit.
Fucking Sunny Beach. It's like Sodom and Gomorrah, but cheaper and more degenerate. It's where poor western euros go to intoxicate themselves and fuck chavs. And of course, brits are the fucking worse. I dare you to watch the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7zvPg3cTok
Berlin is fucking awful (but it has nice parts like Gesundbrunnen)
Bodensee is overrated
I like munich and the alps.
>>71535548
пpичaј cpпcки yјкo дa тe paзyмeмo
иoнaкo кpaдeтe нaш јeзик
>>71535107
нayчи иcтopијy гoвeдo
кaтoлички cpби живeшe y дyбpoвникy, тo штo их јe нaш цap oдјeбo јe нaш пpoблeм
>>71535621
t. roubaix
>>71534795
Yeah i live 20 minutes away too and it's very overrated.
Universal is much better.
Disney is alright though but it's kind of hard to enjoy it as much as an adult as you did as a kid.
There aren't very many "scary" rides there the rides are all pretty tame.
And everything is so overpriced.
>>71535790
t. Abdul Bougnoulman, typical Parisian.
>>71531627
Nope. I live in a real country, everything everywhere is cheap. Get a job you fucking Muslim cunt.
>>71534762
I have no idea. I would go every year if I could but a good length trip is pricey.
>>71535826
Isn't it being kept alive by Chinks and Hues at this point too?
>>71535542
Most of it overpriced for what it offers, beaches are dirty and too crowded and people are unpleasant. Greece and Bulgaria are better choices
Literally the whole country.
Dublin, Cork and Galway
come to limerick pls i need the money
the biggest tourist trap is anywhere in mexico. all of the white college guys/girls go down there in the summer thinking YAY MEXICO, but end up getting robbed and scorched by the sun.
>>71535778
Serbian """"""tourism"""""
http://www.visitnis.com/the-skull-tower.html
>>71535826
i didn't go to disney world as a kid, but my cousins wanted me to go with them, i was like 22.
i hated it. it rained the entire time we were there. the only place i liked was epcot, the norweigan pastry shop in particular was fucking delicious, the smell of that shop alone is burned in my memory because it smelled so fucking good in there.
everything else was just shit, WAY too many people. we spent a week there and i wanted to leave by the second day.
>>71531627
most skiing areas. they fuck you over with overpriced, bad quality alcohol and overpriced hotels and ski passes. if you're lucky you even get a very serious injury including a two week stay at the hospital.
Brighton is a pretty nasty tourist trap 2bh
>muh seaside but no sandy beaches
>massively overcrowded in the summer
>pier is fucking expensive
>food is fucking expensive, don't buy into the fish and chips meme
>bars are fucking expensive
>high street and mall are fucking expensive
>the laines are full of hipster faggots selling their overpriced tosh
>dirty streets
>terrible housing
>full of tramps
>full of chinks and muzzies
>full of gays and leftist faggots
>Brighton Pride is a cesspit of degeneracy
>nothing to really see apart from the Pavilion, which is overpriced to get into and has a shitty little park around it full of tourists and pot-smoking locals
>>71534377
Sure, though if you're a little darker, you could be confused for a gypsy or a migrant on his way to germany.
You're fine as long as you don't mention, war / politics / kosovo or speak ill of Russia and good of NATO.
London is fucking cancer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP-td3C55Yc
>>71534795
You've just been too many times and are burnt out. Check your Disney privilege. I've been there seven times in my 30 year life and I would kill to have the money to go right now. Haven't been since my honeymoon in 2012.
>>71533324
don't forget all the dirty arabs with their brat children and their underaged burka-wearing wifes
>>71535877
stay pleb ma nigga.
>>71532288
The center is a shithole, riddled with the worst kind of tourist you can imagine, mostly the worst of what UK has to offer.
You don't have to step far out to find nicer places though.
Problem is any party town attracts idiots. But Amsterdam is not just for partying.
>Sydney
MUH BRIDGE
MUH OPERA HOUSE
MUH HARBOUR
>I am from melbourne and have a massive chip on my shoulder but nonetheles melbourne is objectively better
>>71531627
i have been to Karlovac and stuff was more expensive than in here, though it was not the qualitty. Whole Croatia is somehow a tourist trap desu senpai
>>71535981
Yeah theres tons of Chinese and Brazilian tourists there.
You can even get park maps in Chinese and Brazilian.
>>71535521
I like Confederate related things. Where would I have to to visit those plantations?
>>71536147
Fucking this
>>71535539
Grew up there (outskirts). Was full of Asians every summer, and old drunks constantly crashing into locals after "wine tours". Got to be busy as fuck with toronto shitskins moving down and bitching about everything.
"I want to live in farm country"
>moves next to a farm
"It smells like manure and does he really have to run that tractor and irrigation pump so much?"
I said fuck it, moved to buble fuck PEI. It's pretty sweet. No minorities or degeneracy. Only bitch is that fucking anne of green gables house. Every time friends or family visit the wives and girlfriends "have" To go to Anne's house. I've been there 3-4 times too many. There isn't even a fucking bar.
>>71536131
c'mon it's not that bad
>>71536372
>I said fuck it, moved to buble fuck PEI.
Fellow GTA refugee here (now in NS), you made the right choice.
>>71532979
I like Prospect, cute town with a nice trial. No boutiques though so tourists will never go there.
The Halifax boardwalk is the worst though, so much Chinese junk with Halifax written all over it.
>rude people, like you are in fucking France
I want to apologize for my people's shitty behaviour.
We aren t all like this, really.
>>71536462
that's why I said most. of course there are good ones too
>>71536330
Fuck off melbourne faggot loving shit cunt
>>71533604
Paris is the shittiest hole of whole France and maybe of the entire West Europa, litteraly everyone in France knows it.
>>71535778
I'm honestly struggling with reading cyrillic. If you're going to be a buttblasted turkish rape babby, at least use latin so I can understand you better. Either way, fuck off. No one cares.
>>71536365
Nashville, probably. Another tourist trap.
>>71536483
>Meant bummblefuck.
What a change from GTA isn't it? No traffic, friendly people, awesome scenery. I hate even going back to visit family. I drove down east last December and going through GTA out to Oshawa was a fucking parking lot. Also cheap property out here. I picked up 50 acres for $159k with a house and BIG shop. I couldn't get 1/2 an acre in niagara for less the 300k
>>71536602
How bad is the Riviera?
>>71536366
For all its flaws though I do have to say it is one of my favourite places in the south east. If you avoid the main shit on the Seafront you can find some pretty decent food for a bit more of a reasonable price. Same with pubs. The music scene is consistently booming, even though most of it is hipster tripe. Some of the locals are friendly, and they're generally very open. And it's definitely more British than many other cities, despite being cuck central. Also it's about an hour's train ride from London, so if you're sick of London you can easily fuck off to Brighton (and vice versa).
>>71536910
way too much niggers
>>71532562
It comes from the fact you are all asshole surrender monkeys
>>71534197
Not just that you can get shoot or knifed on middle of day even on places like leblon. Taxi drivers always do longer rides and frequently use fake fare meters to just steal more money.
>>71536980
Fug, such a nice looking area.
>>71535183
fucking jew is not racist, filthy jew is.
cheap slav is just a reality
So you see, i am not a racist.
Sorry, if i hurt you. Americans are fine as long as they are not niggers.
>>71536872
Agree
>>71536974
I only go there for the antique shopping.
>>71536365
The Gulf Coast from Louisiana to Mississippi. Everything is about a 1-2 hour drive so you could just pick a small town for the cheap prices.
We invented one so people can spend touristbux on something other than a distillery
>>71537155
India is literally a shit trap for tourists
>>71531924
Rome might be dirty and full of gyppos and immigrants, but most european major cities are in the exact same situation.
Rome is the most beautiful city I've ever visited (architecture)
>>71532186
Agreed. Paris is such a dirty african islamic shit hole.
>>71536780
best place for skiing m8. cheaper than in france.
>>71536872
>>71537159
how does it feel to be irrelevant?
>>71537218
Snooper's Paradise? Great shop. Always have really rare, niche stuff in. The people who work there are cunts, though.
>>71537702
Why don't you grow up and face the truth ?
I dont critise you but the horrible rat hole you live in.
To everyone : never go to Paris, it is not like in the magazines.
>>71537421
:^)
>>71538021
Yeah Paris is shit. Bordeaux is where is it at.
>>71537825
I know i'm trying to pick up all the wartime campaign stars just got arctic and air crew Europe and i will have the full set.
>>71537702
I live in Nancy and even if you have fog for 6 months during winter, this place is really cheap and you can meet several nice people just by going out for a drink.
People here are really nice
Not in Paris where everyone is à complete douchebag where you can have a 12m2 appartment for 2000€/month and where you pay pints 9€.
Plus half of the town smells like piss
>>71532800
Yeah, but all the streets are cool because they have numbers and not names and Seinfeld lives there in an apartment. My city only started building friggin high rise apartments a decade ago.
>>71536888
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No.1 on the list: Trinity college-only thing worthwhile in this spot is the cricket lawn is great to chill out in on a warm day but thats it. Fuck the rest of it, just pretentious, status obsessed shite, plus security are wankers.
(2)Dublin city centre: overcrowded, overpriced, polluted dirty and downright dangerous in parts-The 18th century merrion square+stephens green are the only saving graces.
(3)Galway city-too many wasters/hippies and dangerous as fuck at night. Only good thing about it is its near to some fantastic countryside.
>>71536131
Went to Sölden (non-charter) a few years back and really enjoyed it. Found this restaurant/farm in the middle of a slope where they make their own cheese, sausages etc from their own cattle that walks around there. Also really liked the local beer, but it was pretty costly for a few pints yeah.
Either way Austrian alps are my favourite alps so far, having been to Italy and France too.
>>71538021
You can't make a difference between the city and its people. The city is full of leftist, arabs and nigs, like in bordeaux, grenoble, marseille etc. Its a beautiful city that welcomes millions of tourists a year. what do you fucking expect? I've been living in one of the most tourist place in Paris for my entire life so you can understand that i'm fucking fed up with chinks and ameriburgers but i'm also tired of all the retarded french pollack and their "nuke paris". Just move on with your clichés
>>71538168
Bordeaux is like paris except the rents are cheaper
>>71538534
stop being edgy even I can read this you memeloving-gloryholesucking-slavnigger
>>71533570
Fucking monkey fucking Mia. Since when is a dolphin worth a 900k drive
>>71531924
How is Firenze? I would absolutely love to visit.
>>71538352
> in Paris where everyone is à complete douchebag
fucking cliché again
>you can have a 12m2 appartment for 2000€/month and where you pay pints 9€.
do you think we enjoy this? its just because of the fucking tourists. With a fair cost of living it would be a nice place and everybody knows that
>>71531627
It's pretty clear for us - Prague
>overpriced shit
>skillful pickpockets everywhere
>beggars that aren't actually real beggars everywhere (lot's of them actually own at least flat)
>suspicious russian-looking people everywhere
>taxi drivers with rigged taximeters giving you a sightseeing tour around the whole city everywhere
>drug addicts and dealers everywhere
>pimps and their skank prostitutes everywhere
>pragfags thinking they're more than the rest of the country everywhere
>leave main tourist locations during the night and you will be beaten/killed/robbed by anyone mentioned above
>>71538243
*Just got to get
>>71537310
How's Dilma? Trapped her yet?
>>71538896
Janku?
>>71531924
this tbqh
>>71531627
Whenever they realise you are a tourist, preferrably a Gulf Arab or Britbong, everywhere will become a tourist trap for you.
That doesn't work for Russians tho, they learned how to blend into Turkish economics.
>>71539113
Dublin.
Full of Druggies and Skangers (chavs but on heroin)
>>71539468
>>71531924
Where are some not shitty places to go to see Roman stuff?
>>71531627
Rio de Janeiro
>Violent
>Ugly city
>Polluted
>Ugly people
>People loud as fuck
>People smile everytime
>Expensive
>>71531924
went to Rome a decade ago, so 2006 - it was overrun with immigrants and gypsies even then. Also every square inch of Rome was covered in trash and graffiti.
>>71538896
Went Inter-railing last year and stopped off for two days in Prague beautiful city but I've never seen so many heroin addicts in my life holy shit they were everywhere outside of the tourist districts.
>>71538637
maybe you have to be Austrian to understand. The thing is all the things you described are perfectly normal for us, at least on the country site. so locally made food is a very positive thing, but also normal and usually way too expensive in touristy areas. also skiing used to be a totally affordable activity a few years back. now it's absolutely overpriced luxury.
>>71534795
You will never know what it's like to be a kid in the southern hemisphere and grow up with the knowledge that your parents will never take you to Disneyland.
Las vegas
$20 drinks
$50 covers if youre a dude
gambling
High end stores everywhere
That being said im a local and dont pay for shit and in the long run ive made a profit off gambling
Sardinia Island. Full of Russians.
>>71538859
I like clichés that's why I'm on /pol/
>>71535116
I always feel it's best to tell them you don't understand gibberish and have never heard of anywhere called France
>>71538896
I spent a year in prague and never had any problems. Also walked through a part of town filled with gypsies 24/7 to get to my flat at night many times and all though i fucking hate gypsies they never gave me trouble. Prague felt very safe to me.
>>71539880
Are they packed like sardines?
>>71540067
Also dont know why you would ever take a taxi. The only time i did was when i was in a rush to the airport. Pragues public transportation system is great
>>71538792
Firenze is based as fuck
>>71539910
well next time you are in paris come suck my dick tête de mort
>>71532625
I'm not a kid why should I go to Disney world?
>>71541428
Sorry I got no reasons to go in this shithole, especially for your dick tarlouze
In Florida it's probably Orlando in general. We got International Drive full of hokey shops shops where everything is 5x what you'd normally pay and it's full of Brazilian tourists. Then you have Disney and Universal, which are split into sub-parks, each of which cost 100 bucks a person just to get in. Once you're in everything is 10x what you'd normally pay.
>>71534050
Where you in Ticino?
>>71534886
Maybe they only knew how to say that
>>71531627
To be fair they do have a history to be proud of. Prices are really too much but hey they skin western niggers so i forgive them.
>>71533028
kek
its not a tourist trap, its worth it, just expensive and unwelcoming
best country
>>71534856
Dubrovnik is not a fucking Serbian city, Saint Cyril.
>>71536365
Virginia might be your best bet. Lots of history, nice built up state, close to the capital, not as many niggers as other southern states
>>71541813
Yeah, I can't remember the spelling for the little town in Italy I was staying at where I met them.
It's cute hearing europeans talk about problem areas.
All your towns are empty compared to London and BIrmingham
I have no idea
>>71531859
Go buy food in Lidl or Kaufland, dont buy anything in tourist streets
>>71535721
HAHAHA beady EYES with no MORALS
>>71531627
It's expensive bcus it doesn't have direct connection with rest of Croatia
Transportation of goods is bigger then rest of the country, hence higher prices
is it safe to backpack through Europe? me and some friends have a big ass eurocucks trip planned but we're still unsure if sleeping outside in tents is a bad idea.
>>71536034
>Dublin, Cork and Galway
>come to limerick pls i need the money
I had a wonderful week in Dublin back in August '06
>went out to the National Stud farm for a day
>spent a day at the National Equestrian show
>had great food all week
My wife and I really enjoyed our day at the horse show. I found out about it after I'd booked the trip. Called up the box office, told the nice lady who answered I'd like two tickets; coming in from the States, so please pick me out some decent seats in the main arena.
She had us 1 row back from the grass, right at jump 1. Damn fun day.
>>71538896
I just got back from Prague on Sunday - went with my Lithuanian girlfriend.
Old town was full of buses of Italian 15 year old kids playing Gigi D'agostini on their phones (actually serious).
We climbed up into the hills around the city and I drank heavily - on day 3 we got a train east and went to the smaller cities.
It isn't so bad there but old town is wall to wall pan faced chinks, fatclaps and eurotrash
Caught some sick graffiti though
>>71546996
>terrorism
>Syrian refugees
>football hooligans
just to name a few, you probably shouldn't do it man.
>>71532625
>tfw dad went to didney worl without me when i was 8 years old
>>71537421
>paris is a dirty african islamic shithole
>posted by swedistan
>>71545988
go back to the shadow
>>71547928
>gigi d'agostino
>in 2016
>that wojak when they still believe in your eyes
>>71531627
We told you we could fix it
but noo dubrovnik grorious croat clay
>>71532288
God i fucking hate Amsterdam, Utrecht is where it's at in the Netherlands.
>>71531859
Do you speak the language?
>>71532366
I'd buy it from you
> Brussels
Center Brussels is quite nice with the museums & buildings. Not really tourist trap.
> Bruges
Never been to Bruges so can't say if it's a trap
> Antwerp
Sucks
> Ghent
Bretty nice
> wallonia
child trap
>live in Hawaii
Well Waikiki is kinda shitty but the Arizona Memorial is nice
>>71546996
I was in Munich last summer for a weekend, met this Merkin lad who was cycling through Germany on his own, camping or sleeping under bushes. To the best of my knowledge he's still alive.
>>71533250
It's good. I went to Pontins when I was a kid for a football tournament and loved it. Me and my mate watched South Park: The Movie on a tv in our chalet and my mum volunteered to play football in the Dads Vs. Sons game since I didn't have a father. Very fond memories of the place. I didn't even realize it was for poorfags at the time.
>>71534762
well most niggers and poorfags have some sort of government assistance.
from food stamps to welfare.
they work less than 30 hours a week at establishments such as ross to keep them under the hourly threshold needed to keep such programs. it works out great since companies like ross not only want their employees to work less than 30 hours a week (avoids having to pay benefits and ironically more tax credits because the more workers they higher, the more tax breaks they can receive), but also encourage and assist fellow workers to gain such programs.
so with all the money they save not having to pay for food and rent, they can easily blow on buying stuff such as trips is disneyland and the latest iphone.
>i know from experience because my sister did this
>got prego
>husband was going to marry but then she realized she can claim single mother and rank in welfare and other government assistance programs
>she now works at walmart part time
>the father still is with her and he too works at walmart
>they live in a $800 month apartment and he just got done purchasing a new dodge 1500.
>>71538682
>filename
Is this about operation storm or something?
>>71532625
Been there, seen it, go the tee shirt.
It's good enough I guess, but geared towards VERY young children. I was like 14 at the time and I didn't like it much at all, except Epcot.The Studios are really good though, but that might be Disney Paris since I've been to both.
>>71535088
Such a shame. Visited and it was beautiful, but overpriced as fuck.
For chink tourists it's definitely central Cambridge. Lovely city, but the tourist stuff is rip off tier and they charge a fortune for a punting tour (full of bullshit ""facts"") on the Cam or visiting a college, and the food is London tier expensive.
>>71551286
Forgot pic
>>71532941
is there loo...
>>71531924
Rome is imo the most beautiful city in Europe, i've visited it 3 or 4 times, still amazes me every damn time.
>>71551286
i was a couple of weeks there in summer and there were more chinese than brits in this city.
I came to the conclusion that it is their version of the vatican.
>>71551773
It's mostly a uni city, so in the summer all the undergraduate students go home and leave it empty. In the daytime the centre has millions of Chinese tourists on day trips from their stays in London. They come because Chinks love education and old stuff.
>>71537702
>how does it feel to be irrelevant?
white
>tfw born just in right time to see Dubrovnik becoming Serbian again
>>71532633
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DRhUIJextp8
>>71551773
also visby is a tourist trap during stockholmveckan.
>>71551286
I live there.
City centre is Disneyland, punters are mostly Anglia Ruskin polytechnic undergrads from Hull doing it for getting pissed money.
For food you can find decent places still though that aren't that expensive.
Biggest tourist trap in the city is probably Eagles Bar - which is the bar where DNA was announced as having been discovered to the world.
£5 for a pint of piss in there. The Regal weatherspoons is still one of my favourite places on Reagent Street.
>>71551773
It is actually a very unenriched place. You probably saw busloads of Chinks squeezing through the small medieval streets along the colleges.
Once you get out of the centre it is much nicer.
In my neighbourhood I'd say it was around 85% Brit workers and the rest EU / American PhD students.
>>71531627
I really wanna go to Croatia in a few years and vacation on one of those beach houses for a couple of months.
If I hypothetically saved up about $30,000 how long could I stay in Croatia? I'm thinking three months?
>>71536330
>Melbourne
>tumblr: the city
>>71552495
>I live there.
Me too lad, student. Spoons and the college bars are the only places we drink, the city is a ripoff beyond that.
>>71552547
Lol
>>71531627
The whole of Scotland
>>71552747
I work here, and have lived here for nearly 3 years.
My office is closing in a year or two so hopefully I can fuck off back to Newcastle and live like a king for the exact same salary rather than paying £875 a month rent for a shitty flat in Chesterton like I do now.
>>71552547
Are you snorting cocaine for breakfast? You dumb fuck. Please don't come here.
>>71531627
yea i see point, but your fucking ice cream is huge senpai
it's wednesday and im drunk already
good job pol
I hate tyhis place
Fucking Mykonos for sure. Just an overpriced place where people only care about the degenerate faggot tourists that come and have orgies like the cucks they are. Basically it became a sellout.
>>71552955
Go for it, the only reason I can afford this place is college subsidising our rents and a fuck off huge maintenance loan. Hoping to avoid London and the South East when I graduate, would love to live back in the west country.
>>71533366
>>71534886
>go to non-anglo country
>expect them to speak english & get offended if they don't
Literal entitled niggers, boohoo.
one of these days.
Im giouing ing to log off.
and it ll be those days when I log off for good.
you all suck cancersouts dick
yiour mjnothers should havbe bee nrun over4 by truck or diesd with you in belly
damn you all;
>>71531627
Dubrovnik is SICK!!! owned by Russians tho
>>71552547
you could buy Croatia for $30,000
>>71531924
>Rome
>Not Venice
>>71553322
Give me some bison grass you dumb drunkard
>>71531924
I liked it and it was kind of cheap in my opinion. Got a good guide to tour us through pretty much everything of interest including the Vatican for 3 days. Got that skip the line thing leaving the plebs queuing for half a day so there was no downtime. Also found nice backstreet restaurants where the natives ate that had good food and prices.
>>71533324
eh, its good if you have a boat. Me and my friend always go to Port Grimaud and use our boat to go to pampelone beach. It's way more enjoyable if you don't have to navigate between the scum.
>>71549607
Mein neger.
t. Born in Utrecht
>>71532186
Lyon is the best place to visit anyway. best chefs are there
>>71533090
I live on and off in Amstelveen due to work and damn Amsterdam got retarded dialect and everyone smokes weed there. I wouldn't say it's hell on earth but there is nothing to do there if you aren't going there for art museums, weed and smart shops. Drinking beer and fucking hookers at a brothel can be done in a lot of countries on earth.
>>71531627
>France
>rude
it's a cliché
>>71535088
kek
Berlin is a melting pot of degenerated lefties, failed existences, refugees, and british people.
>>71554015
Lived there for almost 20 years, not as great as Spain but way better than most places in the Netherlands.
>>71531924
I actually quite liked Rome.
Florence was pretty amazing.
I thought Pisa was a fucking waste of time, the only thing of interest is the leaning tower. Apart from that there is nothing but a McDonald's and nigger market.
Minnesota
>Mall Of America
>Duluth
>>71535293
im from KRK> full of tourists during the summer, cant even go into center of city becuase its full of dumb tourists walking around slowly blocking the streets >:(
warsaw does really suck though, that's true.
>>71531627
>Uk
>Tourist traps
Not many I guess. Some might find Blackpool disappointing if they're expecting a British Las Vegas but I've never found it too bad.
London's a shit-hole for anything other than a quick round of sight-seeing. Your best bet for being a tourist is the south of England, Northern Ireland (not as war-ridden as you'd think) and the countryside
No tourists, no traps
>>71557942
The UK is a great place to travel as a tourist. I like to rent a cottage in Portsmouth and take the train places every day. Lots to do.
>>71531934
>Miami
>Walk down 8th street (Calle Ocho)
>See noticeably European and Asian tourists taking pictures with the fucking roosters and visiting the cigar shops and riding the double-decker tour buses.
>Meanwhile I'm just walking home from school I live here, Miami is nothing special.
Acapulco
Cancun
>>71535418
Avoid Auckland. It's boring as shit. Queenstown is expensive as shit but it's actually quite decent.
Stick to the countryside. The only decent towns are Wellington and Queenstown.
>/pol/ is more useful than /trv/
