>mfw a Poo in Loo touched me on the subway today
Am I going to die? One of his hands brushed against mine. Should I get on antibiotics just in case, to protect my body from poo germs? I'm so scared, lads.
u ded
>>71526279
leprosis can be treated pretty weel these day.
you ll be fine.
>>71526279
You'll be shitting out your own brains in about 5 minutes.
in about a day you'll start noticing your skin getting darker
in 1.5 days you'll have an urge to buy whitening skin lotions
in about 3 days the transformation will be complete--you'll find yourself scouting for the best shitting streets in your neighborhood
seek treatment now
you will have explosive diarrhea and die
>taking the subway with shitskins
pleb
>>71526279
>using public transport
you deserve anything that's coming to you
>>71526619
I'M LEGALLY BLIND AND CAN'T DRIVE A CAR STOP RUBBING IT IN
>>71526279
I remember a kid in my class in elementary school. He is mildly retarded. Every time he touched me I went to wash that body part with soap, I was afraid I would catch his disease.
>>71526725
But that's a perfectly rational fear
Rip my man.
Even if you don't die from it or experience any negative side effects, he's compromised your immune system and your cells right now are rapidly creating antibodies against his germs.
You will never be the same. I would honestly consider suing.
