No meanies allowed.
Ted I appreciate your firm pro-life stance.
>>71525246
Teds nose could tickle my penis crease while he plucks the hair off my ballsack with his rat teeth.
>>71525246
I like how he fucked all the rats except the one called trump.
>>71525246
After he loses at least he'll have a lucrative career as a lobbyist or something.
>>71525246
I think rats are adorable and his neck is only a little saggy
>>71525246
You're really good at lying to idiots/your voters.
You're also the best at winning voteless elections.
>>71525246
The one only who could ever cuck me.
Was the son of a preacher man.
Oooo yes he was, yes he was.
Ted can heat his boogers like a HAES activist eats cake
>>71525541
eat*
goddamn it
>>71525246
He's good cannon fodder
>>71525246
He knows where to get the best boogers
>>71525246
He gives me hope that people like him will never get into office again
>>71525246
/pol would like to rape your daughters
>>71525246
Normally I like "say nice things" threads because even for stuff I can't stand usually there is something worthwhile saying.
I honestly cannot think of one positive thing I'd say about Cruz.
Politically, at least. I don't know a ton about the guy, he is probably a good father if he has kids?
But as a politician he sought the job of being a congressional representative when his desire is for the job to crash and burn. And now he wants to be the chief executive of the system he despises? No matter where I look at Cruz all I see is hypocrisy.
>>71525749
Ted_Cruz_kissing_unwilling_daughter.webm
>>71525749
https://youtu.be/gplpSfaouP8
>>71525246
He loves the constitution and makes liberals cry.
He ate a sandwich like a boss while Ellen Page cried about non-existent gay discrimination.
>>71525246
fuck off faggot, he's a piece of shit rat.
Probably one of the largest noses of anyone I've ever seen.
You know what they say about people with big noses..
>>71526008
They really smell!
>>71525246
>more hang-dog than Bill Murray
>>71525246
Lovely tail Ted
he isn't a liberal like trump
he didn't support the clintons
he doesn't support murderers of innocent children
He doesn't have freakish hands.
>>71526041
haha that was a good one
I wasn't sure where I was going with it but you saved it
>>71526008
Huge boogers ?
>>71525246
He's not Kasich.
You can barely tell that he diddles his daughters.
>>71525246
Amanda carpenter was a pretty good lay for him. Great job on that one.
He looks good with long hair.
>>71525246
he is a talented politician, there aren't many canadians who got that far in the elections
I liked it when you repeated everything that came out of Randlets mouth
Actually conservative
Not planted liberal, unlike Trump
Hates faggots and degeneracy
Fiscally conservative as well
Best economical plan
Loves Poland
Godspeed, Ted.
>>71525246
He's a good family member, perhaps?
>>71525246
cruz and rubio.
the anchor babby twins.
>>71525246
He would Actually be a great president once trump is done like in 2024
Also he would be a GOAT Supreme Court justice
>>71525246
His boogers might actually have a maple syrup flavor.
He's a human, allegedly
His taste in cheese is impeccable
>>71529058
Not really, Cubans get special status as far as immigration since we managed to embargo deportation as well.
>>71525246
hes very clever for not being arrested for those murders.
>>71525246
MATHEMATICALLY ELIMINATED !!!!!
RAFAEL BTFO !!!!!
CRUZKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH !!!!!
MY FUCKING SIDES !!!!!
AHAHAHA !!!!!
