ITT: birthday of Hitler, 1941
>be me, der Fuhrer
>hold birthday/bong party
>invite all of /pol/
Come join the festivities as we celebrate another year of the Reich and another year of our Fuhrer
Happy birthday, Adolf.
>>71523411
Happy birthday Mein Fuhrer.
Alles gutes zum Geburtstag mein Führer
Happy b-day Adolf!
happy birthday
happy addy
Happy birthday, my dear leader.
Wife is having twins today, think I can get her to agree to name one Adolf while drugged up?
>>71523411
Hast du eine wonderbares Geburtstag mein Fuhrer!
happy brithday
>>71523411
Grattis på födelsedagen, Adolf.
>>71526700
repeating digits for baby Adolf
WTF OPEN GOOGLE NOW
>>71529759
hahhahaha
>>71523411
Happy Birthday Adolf "Gas Man" Hitler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnpTWKKWQ1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnpTWKKWQ1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnpTWKKWQ1o
COOLEST KID ON CAMPUS
As a guy with 9.5 inches cock. From my expirience besides impressing other GUYS at the gym shower and flashing it on omegle, you don't get many advantages.
Let me explain, all of the women who have seen me naked, said my dick looks so big it's gross. All of the women I had sex with say I'm too big for pleasurable sex. It takes a lot of work, she has to be really up for it and usually some lubricant just to get inside a woman. I always have to contain myself during the sex not to injure a woman. If I start pounding, her pussy will get small tears on the top and the bottom of her vagina opening. Most women can take me between 2/3 and 3/4 of my length and even then they say it's too painful (they claim it feels like I pound their organs up, I don't think that's medically possible). Also all women get too swollen and sore way before I reach orgasm. Which means after a certain point it gets too painful for them and I have to pull it out and finish by myself. Even after 6 years of relationship, my gf claims it takes her some time to recover from sex with me, which means we can't have sex two times in a row, sometimes not even in a day. And yeah, no woman ever let me fuck her anal.
So yeah having a big dick, besides showing off, it's "too much of a good thing".
Happy Birthday Hitler!
Bump for big H's birthday
