Why do Europeans want to be Americans so badly?
>>71522859
because they're gay
>>71522859
because they are tired of smoking dick and want marlboro
>>71522859
do you really need to ask?
>>71522859
People crave what they don't have.
Because they don't
I don't want to be a modern American, I want to live in the old west. One of ,if not the only place and time where people were truly free.
Why does /pol/ want to be /int/ so badly?
>>71523049
>tfw you'll never be riding through the frontier with a .357 on your hip
>>71522859
You mean the daily threads about moving to US? You have to understand that people who write those are at the bottom if evolutionary ladder in their native countries, they just want a fresh start.
No European would move to US because he admires your way of life or culture. Why? Because they don't exist.
But cowboys are spanish heritage
>>71523365
>American culture
no such thing
but this
We do?
>>71523230
Tfw you browse /k/ and know .357 was created in the 1930's and you are a retard.
No thanks.
>>71522859
>implying we do
>>71523538
We don't?
>>71523742
>>71522859
we don't.
>>71523742
>>71523821
If you dealt with human trash on regular basis like they do, you'd be like that too.
>>71523742
You get your ass whooped if you break the law and act like a nigger. I'm friends with most cops and they're brotier
>>71522859
>>71523742
>>71523821
>cuck republic
>>71524216
What?
>>71522859
Freedom.
>>71524098
t. Feds
>>71522859
Why would I want to be overweight?
>>71523677
There was still frontier in the '30s you fucking retard.
>>71524042
What does that even mean, you're an officer of the law and should be the last one to act in a reckless irresponsible way.
>>71522859
Because America has an huge cultural impact on the western hemisphere and therefore has cultural influence on the European countries them self .
Now get your head out your ass, burger.
False ideas about daily life taken from Hollywood productions.
>>71523378
Shut it spic
>>71523766
You love our movies, you love our games, you love our women, you dream about muscle cars, YES. YOU. DO.
>>71523049
Pilgrim you need to get off John Wayne's dick. There have been many times in history people have been 'free'.
>>71524529
In theory I agree but in practice they are restrained. You're talking about 300 million country. 99% of those who get treated like this deserve it.
>>71524696
What's your problem with spaniards, U nig-boy
>>71523365
The only reason I would see my self move to america is with reaserch opportunities or medical practice in thier dope ass hospitals. But the sjw infestetion is at home there, the laws are beyond retarded the politicians are shit (like everywhere though). So no I wont go to burger.
>>71522859
I don't.
>>71524777
No to the former, no to the latter and the Jap's and the leafs make the best vidya.
>>71524777
Nice generalizations.
>>71524777
I do love muscle cars desu
>>71524279
KEK REPUBLIC
>>71523049
I want this feel so bad. You had the best of the "modern" world at the time as well as the tiny town full of everybody who knew your name, but if you just rode out of town for 5 minutes you'd be in lawless land where you could do anything you wanted
>>71523677
>Strayacunts trying to figure out American history
We still have frontier to this day. It's a bit smaller to be sure but the badlands are still out there if you want to risk it.
>>71523365
Amen my neighbour amen!
No sane person wants to live in America only degenerates.
>>71522859
>>71522859
Cause you are pretty based. You value your freedom but to be honest you are getting to socialist lately. Do not let me down 'murica.
>>71525929
*too socialist
>>71524777
Why would we love fat American women LOL. I live in a town with population of 20k people and when I go in center I can see more good looking women walking around me that America has had in the whole history.
>>71525996
but slavs are not humans
I hate americans , fucking anticommunists.
>>71526039
>chile
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>71526125
Go away cucklord.
>>71523742
>>71524098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igQDvYOt_iA
>>71526128
You again, Jew? c'mon, teach me how to loose a war in one moth.
>>71526039
Correct. We are ubermensch.
>>71522859
Probably because they want to experience what it's like to be a man before they have to start paying their dhimmi taxes or get beheaded.
>>71526157
VIVA STALIN!
>>71526192
Wow... I just... have not more to say.
>>71526244
>this coming from israeli jizya payers.
>>71522859
Why would I want to be a materialistic, burger and pizza eating guy that only cares about himself
Oh wait we already are
Even American women have more dignity and rights to defend themselves than the average Eurozone trash.
>>71526171
There is no point to learn ape anything.
>>71526171
Oi. How is it to live in a shit hole like Chile? Always wondered what live is like when 90% don't have running water or electricity.
Also you are boasting with a regime that us Slavs literaly raped from this world.. Try harded American cuck dick sucking fagg.
>>71524777
Your movies are shit nowadays, full of SJW idiologie (New ghostbusters, Terminator, de facto every Blockbuster that holljewwood has shat out since 2005), your Games are the playable Version of beating a dead horse (call of duty, battlefield, every 'murrican Game in that spirit) and your cars are petty excuses of road ready vehicles. The last good American car left the factory in 1940. So go fuck yourself, you arrogant prick, Pull your head out of your Ass and relize that you suck at everything.
>>71526448
Right. Cause there is not a country that stupid like Poland, full of jews and slavs. There is no country that can loose a war so easy like Poland.
Why are you not moving to Israel yet?
>>71526461
>Slavs talking about water and electricity
VODKA AND BLYAT
>a regime that us Slavs literaly raped from this world
kek, you Yuris can't understand that the stupid amerifats saved your ass in IIWW, keep trying Ivan.
>>71524450
Except there really wasn't. The mainland US had been established at that point. The idea of Cowboys exploring the west on horseback had happened decades earlier.
>>71524777
>you love our women
kek why is it always european women like the scandies that are voted the most beautiful then?
>you dream about muscle cars
yeah not even a joke, very very few Europeans like shitty american muscles cars, it's basically a running joke in the UK about how shit they are, we tend to prefer the Italian sports cars by and large
>>71526577
>The last good American car left the factory in 1940
BUT /o/ SAYS THE NEW FORD LINE IS GOOOOOD
>>71526955
Though the most popular car brand in the UK is Ford.
>>71526788
>
Nor ivan or Yuri(btw it's Juri) are standart names where I live.
Yanks didn't do shit in ww2 lol. It's hollywood machinery that is making them look good. You and like minded ape people are retarded and degenerate uneducated cucks who believe in movies You learn history from blockbuster movies.
Not a single American soldier step'ed a foot in our gloriuos country nor any Slav country.
Now go suck American dicks so they can help install you a new fascist dictatorship you cucked Chilean., because you can only function under somebody that commands you.
>>71527174
>ford
>muscle cars
>>71527320
What does Ford have to do with muscle cars?
>>71522859
U kidding right ?
>>71524777
>you dream about muscle cars, YES. YOU. DO.
>very very few Europeans like shitty american muscles cars,
>Though the most popular car brand in the UK is Ford.
>Ford is not muscle cars
>HERPY DERP WHAT DOES FORD HAVE TO DO WITH MUSCLE CARS?
>>71527178
>Yanks didn't do shit in ww2 lol.
SUre, they didn't sent help to USSR in form of equipment, they didnt fucked japs so russia can move siberian divisions to fight germany. They didn't make germany spent their forces in two fronts (3 with Afrika).
Obviously you slavs don't know how to fucking krieg.
Btw i don't like amerifts, they are stupid commie-supportes. AMericans are the shame of the white race, but you, fucking asian slavs, are commies, you are worser than amerifats.
>>71522859
I always assumed Englanders seemed so fascinated with the Wild Wild West because they felt it was part of their own extended culture. Here they have America as their splinter colony, culturally similar and speaking the same language, watching a new frontier being opened up by their cousins.
Its probably similar to, say, a New Yorker raising a kid who grows up to move to Alaska.
>>71528214
Engladers aren't Europeans tho
>>71522859
Why would I want to be shot dead?
>>71522859
Because sometimes, especially after a severe binge, we feel the need to go slumming.
>>71522859
I dont know fucker and why do YOU want to be european so badly ?
>>71522859
Pros:
>freedom
>liberty
>guns
>big titties
>cheap land
>god-tier landscape
>fresh produce is less expensive
>taxes aren't as bad
>if you live in the countryside you can literally charter an 18-wheeler to deliver groceries
Cons:
>spics
>niggers
>gooks
>tons of trannies
>USA is the right hand of ZOG
>corrupt political system that is not held accountable
>big titties will eventually sag
>women don't want a long-term relationship with foreigners, only fuck-buddy relationships
>second only to Brazil or Sweden on the degeneracy charts
