IT'S
ACTUALLY
HAPPENING
GLOBAL STOCK MARKETS HAVE CRASHED!
TURN ON MSNBC!
>>71520195
>Leaf
Please don't torture me anymore.
>>71520195
You won't fool me leaf
PAGING THE BOWIE POSTING AUSTRALIAN
NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES
I fucking love you guys
seriously tho who's coming to the mountains with me?
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>71520240
Keksimus
GET YOUR PARACORD READY BOYZ!
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE RAFTS AND SHIT!
>>71520502
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO??????
I'M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!
>>71520544
Buy alex Jones filters, sell everything and buy Gold
>>71520613
AN EMP HIT THE POWER GRID. HOW CAN I ORDER A BERKEEEE WATER FILTER WHEN MY COMPUTER JUST BLEW UP? I CAN'T EVEN SEE ANYTYHING RIGHT NOW
WE COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
I've been investing since I was 18 years old. I'm a 56 year old man on a Wednesday morning. I work on Wall St, maybe you've heard of it? I have a portfolio that is 8 cubits long when you write it all out, and I've got so many zeros in my bank accounts (yes, that's plural) that I've lost track. Money is literally nothing to me. That's wealth, my friends.
Why am I not working, you ask? well kid, when you get this rich sometimes the work works for you. Get it? Probably not, but whatever.
Anyway here's the deal. Shit's going down. All the financials. All the non-profits. They're all going down and most are going to be bankrupt. It's time to listen to me. I've worked with the most advanced algorithms known to man. They were designed in a joint partnership between my firm and IBM. They run all day, everyday, on computers more powerful than those that can play chess. Trust me, this isn't child's play.
So, you're probably looking up at the screen with tears in your eyes, aren't you, kid? You probably want to know what you can do to prepare yourself. Well, listen up, kiddo. Buy Chinese gold and bury it. Buy rare earth metals and stuff them under your mattress. Invest in mobile apps and withdraw as much money from your banking accounts as you possibly can. In the New World cash will rule everything around you. You're gonna need envelopes. Buy water. A lot of water. Store it in drums and distill it. Food will not be a concern but water definitely will be, and you need to prepare accordingly.
So, why tell you all this? Why take a break from my busy day to share this knowledge with anonymous posters on an anonymous image board? Well, I just care. I lay awake thinking of each one of you and the pain that is about to befall you. If I can convince even one of you to prepare for the madness that is to come, I'll sleep easier. Don't do it for yourselves then, do it for me. Trust me. You don't want to get caught with your pants down on this one, kid.
>>71520195
http://youtu.be/K10pdj5YOy0
>>71520256
shes hot
Hello Weird Al
>>71520806
thank you benevolent and wise anon . i am buying 3 jugs of waters rite now . i am distlling all of my food and buying 4 cats
>>71520806
>on computers more powerful that can play chess
Pic related
>>71520879
WHAT YOU DID THERE
i see it
>>71520806
Dat copy pasta...also it was copy pasta from a fucking leaf.
>>71520806
>Chinese gold
it's like kinder surprice
Kek i love this thread
GAS THE FINANCE
CASHWAR TOMMOROW
wanna know what's actually happening?
my benis in ur mum's bagina :DDDDD
>>71521192
ur incredibly rude aand mysoginist
im buying cans of beans while ur all like "muh dick"
I'll be eating like a king during the apocilpyse while a kangaroo beats the fuck out of you and eats ur corpse m8
MAJOR FLOODING IN OHIO ..
23 FEET SEA LEVEL SWELLS! TURN ON CHANNEL 23
>>71520195
can you just GTFO? :D
>>71521772
IM TRYING BUT SINKHOLES HAVE DESTROYED ALL OF THE HIGHWAYS IN CITY
S OS
