Some /pol/ approved Vidya?
I'll start with Crusader Kings II
>>71518665
>paradoxshit
>pol approved
Literally the biggest SJW cucks. No suprise when its a swedish company.
>inb4 bowie autist
>>71518772
I don't know....it just feels good when I play it.
>Driving the Muslims out of Spain
>Defending the Byzantine Empire from the Seljuk's
Felt like /pol/ to me.
Pic related
>>71518908
Its still paradox. 'Womens rights' in crusader Kings ffs.
If there was 1 different company with the same potentional with a lot more pol on then they'd be able to make the Games far better than this paradogs shit.
>>71518665
XCOM 2
>>71518665
no fuck off back to /vg/
paradox are an sjw company at this point
>>71519020
Where are the womens rights?
You mean the option to create laws of matriarchal inheritance?
>>71518818
The fuck is that sim city and roller coaster tycoon
Anyone here play age of mythology?
Not sure how based it is but its fucking good.
>>71518772
Their game still allows you to rid the Earth of kebab.
Calling a good game shit because the developer is shit is retarded.
>>71519135
No, there are literal women's rights in the laws tab.
>>71518665
Age of Empires 2
also known as best game ever made and impossible to get above
>>71519286
Honestly think mythology was better. The myth units and gos powers added a lot more variety
>>71519247
I'm not sure what you mean exactly.
In my game I had to switch the inheritance law because it wasn't in Primogeniture for some reason, it was under Gavelkind.
But, no women sit on my councils, or anyones as far as I can tell. They aren't suited for that and if there is an option to put them there, I would deny it. It would be a violation of the time period imo.
>>71518665
ck2 is casual shit
Hearts of Iron 4 is coming out soon
I've seen gameplay and it will be based a fuck
who remembers old flight sims
>>71519458
they creeped me the fuck out with their graphics. in one of them there was this mission to shoot down a zeppelin but it looked just like the clouds
>>71519360
I like AoE more because I'm more an history fan
>>71519412
"Status of women".
>>71519247
since when
>>71519247
I don't remember that from when I played,
but I bet doing it gives you a bonus and makes your country more advanced kek
Just like kicking out the jews hurt your progress. I still did it every game tho
>>71519247
Och vad spelar det för roll? Du behöver ändå en väldigt hög legalism för det, så du kommer inte se full womens rights år 800.
>>71519536
Weird, that's not in my game.
Is that from the new "Conclave" update?
Pic related is from a game I'm playing at this moment.
Wait Paradox are SJWs?
What have they done other than Women in History DLC?
>buying a horribly empty base game with no content in which you have to buy dlc to play as more than 5 factions, add unit textures, character portraits and music
>muh epic grand strategy
>gameplay involves doing absolutely nothing
shit game
>>71518772
They might be SJW but how does that translate into the games? You can take over the world as the third reich, you can colonize lesser peoples with ease and Europeans have better tech and progress faster than anyone unless they adopt western culture. You can be as non-feminist as you wish in CK2, it's up to you.
>>71519754
They aren't.
>>71519754
They also compared pirating a game to pedophilia
>>71519536
Well I have no doubt you're telling the truth with the SJW shit.
I still like crushing Muslims in this game, I love the gameplay.
>>71518665
How the fuck do you get big in CK2? I usually spend my whole game getting Ireland to form. Do you just have to marry the right person?
>>71519754
>>71519803
>>71519693
Papal investiture. What a cuck.
>>71519754
check out their twitter logo
>>71519099
Doesn't mean you can't go full /pol/ in their games.
>Wiping out Turkish culture as Byzantium in EU4
>Fucking Africa and India as Britain in Vic2
>Conquering Europe as Germany in HoI3
>>71519247
He's right, it's about the role of women
Also remember the herstory dlc (along side Sunset invasion the only dlc I turn off)
>>71519859
why doesnt he ask every single legal system in the world "why not?"
Supporting gay rights is SJW now? Kys retard
>>71519845
>Getting Ireland to form
That's about as hard as getting the Scots not to rebel against each other.
The best way to unite Ireland is however the fuck you can.
I should dedicate a game to Ireland, but personally I would suggest saving up money and play the long-game, when you DO try to take land by force, make sure you have the money for mercenary armies.
>>71519754
Nothing. Its just /pol/ going mad over the optional and historical ability to have a range of statuses for women.
All of the games are entirely based on Christianity and the west being better than everyone else.
Company of Heroes 2 anyone?
>>71519861
>Putting the Priesthood in your own hands.
You may as well be a Protestant.
>>71518665
>playing ck2
I KEK
>playing eu4
I DOUBLE KEK
>thinking HoI4 will be good
I KEK AGAIN
>>71519754
>swedes
>not sjws
uhhhh gee whiz boss, what a head scratcher
>>71519429
This sounds like something out of one of those Downfall parodies.
But yeah, it looks pretty sick. Can't wait to rape the USSR in a game that isn't 7 years old.
>>71519602
You can kick out the Jews? Tell me how pls.
>>71520008
>>71519859
AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man. the amount of fucking dlc these cunts spew out in their games and then they complain about people pirating their shit when even the most expensive collectors editions dont contain all the content.
>wanna customise your characters? £4 please
>want to add some unit and music diversity which should've been in the game in the first place? please buy each separate pack for 99p
just fuck off
>>71520071
You're only Protestant because Henry the 8th didn't have the balls to impregnate his lady in Green Sleeves with a Son.
>>71520060
You can even take several loans from jewish moneylenders and then kick them out.
Outjewing the jew.
>>71519859
>mfw it really is cucked.
They still created a good game though.
>>71520037
>>71519429
>HoI4 looks based
KEK. Hello nu-paradox audience. Aren't things so much better when they're """streamlined"""?
>>71520060
There are significant technological maluses if you kick out the Jews though. After all, they have been the driving force for all progress throughout the history of humanity.
>>71520140
Hahaha! That's funny because I'm playing in Spain.
The Jews actually funded the Christian Kings in Spain so that the Muslims would be crushed, and then expected to Jew the Christians and rule over them afterwards.
But they didn't expect the Inquisition.
>>71518818
9/11 coaster?
>>71519429
>Hearts of Iron 4 is coming out soon
>I've seen gameplay and it will be based a fuck
Holy fuck, kill yourself.
>>71520235
No one does
>>71519562
Since the Conclave DLC.
Not sure right of women thing is in the DLC or the free patch that came out at the same time though.
>>71518665
Battle Brothers
Cossacks III
Stalker
>>71520217
>>71520217
I always kick out the jooz and I've never had tech maluses
>>71520102
>is poor
>wants the world to cater to their poor life choice
>>71520347
Played the game today. Saw nothing about women's rights in the law screen. Strange.
>>71518665
>>71519429
>>71519536
>>71519866
>>71520347
Can any of you tell me if I can play on an older version of EU IV (1.15.3) and still use the unit's models from the Mare Nostrum content pack?
I really don't like what they introduced in 1.16 (corruption & sailors) but those sweet italians models...
>HoI4 looks based as fuck
>paradox DLC policy is reasonable
>playing as the nazis makes me uncomfortable, I'm glad they censored Hitler from the game
>>71520466
>expel the jews
>Gains 5 time of yearly income in gold, -100 prestige, banish all Jewish courtiers
>Occasional -50 point technology events
>Removes negative opinion modifier from clergy
>Cancels any loan from Jews.
>Gains Expelled Jews modifier : -2 diplomacy and -10% global tax modifier
>Gains Arbitrary if currently owns money from Jews.
>>71520305
>>71520217
I've been a fan since eu3, I have played hundreds upon hundreds of hours of eu3, ck2 and eu4, but i've never played HoI
This new HoI game looked pretty good, do you think it will be dumbed down and boring? What I really liked about paradox grand strategies was how complex they were. If HoI 4 is civ 5 tier I won't last more than 20 hours
>>71520235
nobody expects the spanish inquisition
>>71520603
WE
Rate my team lads
>>71520466
>being a sheep
>buying whatever shit some sjw company shits out because muh epic strategy game
i could easily afford it but why would i want to? the game is boring as fuck and the dlc is tragic. if there wasnt some stupid expansionshit coming out every month that adds no content yet costs £15 i might be more interested but as it stands, no. i dont want to give money to autistic kike devs.
>>71520071
You do know that in the late 19th century the Anglican Church was almost Orthodox?
>>71520713
WUZ
>>71518772
Their games are pretty good though and very moddable. I mean, not only can you purge xenos scum in Stellaris but you can even go full-on eugenics on them.
>>71519940
What rights do straight people have here than gays don't have?
>>71520741
KANGS
>>71520666
>do you think it will be dumbed down and boring?
If you follow the dev diaries, yes it will be. You literally draw arrows on the map and let the AI do it for you. The tech trees are Civ-tier.
HoI4 was made specifically with the Civ5 audience in mind.
>>71520716
>Charles Magne
>Not Charles Legrand
Get out.
>>71520716
Where's the beady eyed Oswald Mosley? Where's Goebbels? Breivik?
And once again EU4 is brought up, and once again im here to dispute that.
The game company is cucked as fuck, the only single dlc(and there is hundreds of dlc) that was given for free, was "great women in history".
>>71520716
Charlemagne was german tho
>>71520828
RARE
>>71520713
Damn, new german and swedish models too? I'm so pumped up man!
>>71520757
PLEASE BUY STELLARIS
>>71520868
>Germanic=German
Nice one
>>71519429
>calls ck2 casual
>excited for HOI"EZMODE"4
>>71520867
>The DLC is named as 'Politically Correct Edition' in Steam's database, and includes some changes in event text like replacing He is... with They are... to reflect grammatically presence of women characters in the game.
LEL
>>71520915
kek didn't even know that existed
Do people play it? it has no reviews on steam
>>71520716
>El Caudillo
>Samurai
Top laff
>>71520994
It's not out yet m8.
>>71520994
still on preorder
There is only one perfect game.
>>71520935
He was from Aachen, spoke German as his first language, and was called "Charles de Allemagne" so yeah.
>>71521068
sorry but I'm not into anime
>>71521041
>>71521051
Wil it be good? grand strategy in outer space doesn't sound that enticing
>>71520621
Isn't Hitler only censored in the German version because of legal issues? I do believe that you still have this innocent man on the other versions of the game.
>>71520741
>>71520783
I don't know about this one. I already have a content pack for England. How will it works? Does this one only triggers after you pick a colonisation related idea group?
>>71521103
please buy stellaris
>>71520713
It's hilarious that they made moroccan units black. >>71520725
>>71521100
He spoke frankish, not german, german didnt even exist as a united language; by your logic he should be dutch since frankish comes from frisian
>>71520725
Paradox is one of the few companies that has a good dlc plan. Expansions add a good amount of extra content (some more than others) and is only SJW if you think women being in a game makes it, like some demented retard.
Also if 15 every few months for significant gameplay additions, maybe get a job and it won't seem like much.
>>71521103
It'll probably rate a solid "Eh". Not as bad as EU4 but not as good as Victoria 2 or Aurora or Star Ruler or Distant Worlds.
>>71521100
Top fucking kek.
Here's your (You).
Shores of hazeron. Definitely.
>>71521210
>Expansions add a good amount of extra content
[Citation needed]
>>71521252
Ah yes, the game ran by a libtard.
Did you see the goodies he had made? The t-shirts, mugs and stuff.
>>71521194
Still, he didn't speak French or a Latin language as his mother tongue. All we can conclusively establish is that he was not French.
>>71521210
"good dlc plan"
>>71519790
they didn't allow the swastika in their game, although you could mod it
IS Defense
>>71521135
kek is this a /v/ meme?
>>71521308
Yes i saw. The whole pay shit fucks me up. The guy is a libtard?
>>71520757
So it's basically a rip off of Galactiv Civilizations 3?
>>71521068
Weeaboo trash.
>>71521121
>>71520621
Ye, they said in the stream that Hitler is only censored in the German version which they used in the stream because they wanted to "play it safe" or something like that.
>>71521210
you need to stop being such a fucking fanboy. its a fucking terrible dlc plan you stupid cunt.
>Younger childhood (0-11): a childhood focus can guide the development of the child, impacting the likelihood of certain new childhood traits.
>A new set of laws (council laws) dictates what the council can and cannot vote on.
>>71521348
>he thinks this is "significant" gameplay additions
oh man im so glad i spent £15 on this! based devs such great content wowe muh grand strategy.
>>71521348
some of those dlc's actually add gameplay (unlike CA/total war shit), the rest you can skip
>>71521416
Yep. Kinda.
>>71519247
The whole game is about alternate history so the more OPTIONS the better. If you don't want women to have rights you don't have to. If you want to control a Basque matriarchy then you can. It's all about what's fun to the individual player.
>>71521082
vigilo confido
>>71521318
French didnt exist as a culture nor a language at that time. The nobles in Francia spoke Frankish and the common people began adopting it but still spoke their local language that were made of Celt and Latin. French is the latinised version of Frankish.
>>71521348
>>71521210
Most dlcs are trash desu
expansions are a scam: too many, and not enough content for the price
Some expansions are 10-15 bucks for something that can be programmed, tested and marketed in a week
>>71519845
>>71519941
Forming Ireland is one of the easiest things you can do in game there's a reason it's known as tutorial island
>le sjw boogeyman
literally reverse tumblr
big meanie feminists take my games from me :((((
>/pol/ approved
>video games
dont come back
>>71521549
>frogposter
fuck off
>>71521416
Gal Civ 3 is turn-based, whereas Stellaris is real-time. Much better, I think.
Also Stellaris has huge elements of randomness so that each new game won't be the same, as well as late game catastrophes that can upset the balance of established superpowers, such as extra-galactic invasions or AI uprising.
>>71519693
It's from a DLC if I remember correctly.
>>71521549
epic pepe my grown up manly man
>>71521380
>/v/
it's /gsg/
>>71521472
sure you can skip them but it doesnt mean its not fucking retarded. there is literally no art to the game, just a fucking map with 2005 tier graphics yet they can't include character portraits and unit packs when the game is released because they're money grabbing kikes.
>>71518772
You actual fucking idiot.
Paradox is a fucking amazing game developer.
>>71521513
Well I've never done it. I just assumed it would be difficult to get Ireland to unite.
Daily reminder that space4x is the white man's genre.
>>71521210
Sup Wiz, how are the straits doin?
>>71521570
>>71521587
>>71521318
No he was Frankish, Which means he wasnt German, French or Dutch.
why is everyone so butthurt about paradox games in this thread?
just let me enjoy my victoria 2 in peace, elitists
>inb4 MUH ENCOURAGE LIQUOR FACTORIES SIMULATOR XXXXXXXXXXD
pls buy stellaris
League of Legends
Why not get 12 year olds off on the right path by redpilling them before high school does a number on them?
>>71521679
t. alex grandi
Make way, casuals.
>>71521679
Hey Poo in Loo.
Do you play as Hindu?
>mfw my shitty laptop cant play eu4 or ck2
>>71520004
Torrented this, played it for 5 minutes, incredibly boring just good visuals.
>>71521100
Are you retarded ?
It's from the latin "Carolus Magnus"
>Charlemagne
>>71521701
reminder
>>71521729
>EVE online
Seems like a fantastic game, I just don't have the time or energy in my life to dedicate to it.
I always loved massive-scale player-driven economy, territorial alliances, wars etc.
Just seems like a fucking blast, makes me excited and want to play right now desu famalam.
>>71521103
DUDE, BL0RG MEMES, LMAO
FRIENDSHIP POWARRRR ;)
MAKE SPACE GREAT AGAIN XD
>>71521760
ironically enough memelord, the rajas of india expansion lags my computer to shit so i disable it
>>71521779
its gotta be pretty shitty man
how demanding can the graphics for map games possibly be
>>71519973
I would highly advise you get into men of war assault squad, it's just a better company of heroes, with some nifty things you can do like take direct control of units.
>>71521729
More like /b/ approved.
>goons
>2016
>mfw
>he doesn't serve the emperor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtAH7kGEqic
>>71521826
>>71519940
Kill yourself faggot
>>71521870
it has a 64mb graphic card
it cant play meinkraft without lag
How dem empires/nationstates/duchies going on, family?
I'm busy as a neutral Victual Brothers Merchant Republic, making Old Prussia great
>>71519834
Dat feel when I want to conquer Europe but it's always just easier to crush muslim states, conquering their useless eastern lands instead. Being Russia is suffering.
>>71521877
Yeah and Company of Heroes 2 is shit. Just like Dawn of War 2 was shit.
>>71521718
Yea nothing better than paying jews for anime shit
>>71521539
>you should accept the producers' personal political opinions shoved down your throat in a historical game
good cuck
The iDOLM@STER
>>71521612
It's the starting place and goal most recommended for beginners. It's incredibly easy to take it all by force within a few years.
>>71521970
>paying
poo in autism
>>71521929
shoo
These guys make Paracucks games
>>71521929
Not got any pics but in my last game started as Hungary, formed the Hungarian empire , Went on crusades own lower italy and Egypt, inherited Byzantium.
It was pretty fun but i prefer VIC2 nowadays
>>71522002
Lad, Turks are in Russia and (You) Gayreeks are being rulled by the Teutonic Order, isn't this maymay enough for you?
>>71522012
>>71521929
>Based Teutonic Order preventing Muslims from entering Greece.
>>71521977
Freedom of expression
Don't like it? Too bad, so sad. Don't buy or play it. Do you want one big hugbox? Nice meme word btw
>>71518665
DWARF FORTRESS
Old School RuneScape?
Everyone is flaming everyone, calling each other nigger, faggot, saying kill yourself and what not.
The deep wildy pking community is /comfy/ as fuck.
I have been playing Naval Action recently, it quite fun.
>>71519693
probably the free dlc
>>71521955
Have to agree, also the mod community of men of war is great.
Ever played the game that inspired men of war? it's called soldiers heroes of ww2, it was a really fun ww2 rts that is sadly really unknown.
If you enjoy Men of war i would recommend it, it's pretty cheap nowadays
>>71521831
Don't fall for it, it's shit.
Play Elite Dangerous, it's 100 times better.
Reminder to join the official GRAND STRATEGY STEAMGROUP
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RadicalYugoslavia
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RadicalYugoslavia
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RadicalYugoslavia
>>71522012
>>71521977
>>71521981
>>71521901
>>71521899
>>71521857
>>71521688
please stop this shitposting
we get it, muh jewhan making me buy all the dlc :(((
just fucking post your /pol/ approved games if they are so good, jesus
OP here. guess I'll share my game.
I'm Castille.
Trying to form the Empire of Hispania and go on to Conquer North Africa, and wipe out Kebab.
>>71522134
Is that a VOC/Golden age game?
>>71522201
poo
>>71522066
And I thought that most Autists loved the Index Simulator that is HoI 3.
>>71522201
go to vg if you want to talk about your shitty strategy games desu
>>71521998
>Play 6hrs a day and still it will take one week to unlock one 6300ip champ
Yea it is amazing, i get muh esports and free ip bonus daily
>>71522237
IN
>>71521785
5 minutes isn't really a good indicator of an RPG. Thats dumb.
>>71521760
i love playing as ceylon and basically truing all of south india to our culture
would eu4 work on a 64 mb
>>71522193
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RadicalYugoslavia
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RadicalYugoslavia
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RadicalYugoslavia
>>71520004
How
>>71522237
oh shit he memed me
guess i was wrong
man i sure do wish i could change the country i live in so meanies on /pol/ wont bully
>>71521970
To quote my friend from Taiwan with a heavy Chinese accent:
"I have not paid one dollar to this game"
>>71522279
go buy an IP boost if time isn't on your side.
>>71522086
>defends freedom of expression of paradox
>gets mad when i express myself
holy fuck is this cuck even sentient?
>>71522318
fuck off back to your steamgrouppe
>>71522181
>>71522302
RARE AS FUCK
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>>71519536
who the fuck cares? there are no actual benefits from it, it's just if you want to allow female heirs which can be useful if your monarch becomes fails to have a son
>>71522376
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RadicalYugoslavia
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RadicalYugoslavia
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RadicalYugoslavia
>>71522400
You know it's true, anon.
>>71521858
WTF my litttle 4 year old lap top has no problem playing with all DLCs whats wrong with your PC
>>71522450
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RadicalYugoslavia
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RadicalYugoslavia
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RadicalYugoslavia
>>71522229
Kinda, Its a MMO on a map of the caribbean sea, players from can choose their nation then battle and/or trade.
>>71522471
it runs on cow dung
that's the problem
>>71520666
It wont, they're just making the battle plans like you're planning for an actual war. It's really cool actually. Game looks great, /pol/'s just a bunch of picky faggots.
btw check'd
>>71522359
>>71522422
Not really. Do you have this one? Pic related.
>>71522535
specs?
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RadicalYugoslavia
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RadicalYugoslavia
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RadicalYugoslavia
>>71522504
>>71522309
Yes, if you can handle low frame rates
I get around 14fps
>>71522471
idk it runs really high requirement games like gta pretty well, its just rajas of india always somehow slows down the game
maybe i should get it checked up
PLS BUY HOI4
>Libertarian Paradise: The Game
>>71518665
It was a good game until Paradox decided to fuck everything up about it
>Women can now be generals
>Women can do everything like men xD
>>71522351
>paying so that riot games will bring more skins every patch and not add small things like sandbox mode or even soloQ
No thanks, i stopped buying rp 3 years ago
>tfw to lazy and short attention span to learn the rules for any paradox game
would probably enjoy it i wasen't so easely bored
>>71522590
increase priority of CK 2 on your processor
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>>71519941
Forming Ireland is the easiest thing in the entire game what the fuck are you talking about.
>>71522647
you playing EU west??
wanna team up
>>71522680
i want /gsg/ to leave
>>71522667
>probably enjoy it i wasen't
Woud probably enjoy it if i wasen't
>>71519429
t. Johan behind proxy
>>71522619
Fallout 3 wasn't very good
Fallout 2 is where it's at
Also if you don't support the enclave you are mutie scum and deserve the gas
>>71521366
This. Remove kebab anons. The devs are Polish too.
when ME AND ME MATES are wagglingourWILLIES we stand in a circle and open our beano annual 2003 to the page with the picture of minnie the minxes bum;))))then weWACKOURWILLIESto the FULLEST;))))we stand in a circle and if one of us finnishes our williewaggling we help eachother waggle their willies;)))))MY WILLY IS PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen upp here old pal .... *sighs* twas an aeon ago it seems ... ehhh... the first wiggler rally in Luton... AHHH RELIEVE!!!! ... Me and my pals built our own old tree house *wally rises of memory* whatever we did we Always came back home from school to do a Little wally wiggling in the ol treehouse... Ahhh.... waggler they called me ... *nothing personell kiddo* but I just kept on waggling, day in and day out. I waggled for Charles, I waggled for Margaret Thatcher. I even at one Point waggled the willy to Ho Chi Minh.... Ahhhh... the memories of the hazy wiggle waggling summer of 1986.... I still remember the wiggle wally race we had in Surrey.... We would gather... Me, this bloke from Newcastle and some guy named Ian the clam... waggling our Willies in record speed..... AHHH RELIVE ..... CUM!!!!!!!!!!
MY WILLY IS HUMAN, EVEN AS I, BECAUSE IT IS MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THUS, I WILL LEARN IT AS A BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL LEARN ITS WEAKNESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL KEEP MY WILLY CLEAN AND READY, EVEN AS I AM CLEAN AND READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL...
BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY AND I ARE THE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE.
SO BE IT, UNTIL VICTORY IS BRITAIN'S AND THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71522585
fucking hell
since its a map game it wouldnt matter so much
>>71522741
anyone else up for some wiggly waggling pure psy/mayaka style? i say we waggle it HARD tonight willy boys
how 2 clean beano comic book of willy juice stains? i was waggling my willy in my treehouse with me good mates willy gordon and cousin nicky all over the page of the beano with beas fat baby ass...mmhhmmm!! i would waggle my willy to that bum all day...when my willy erupted and ruined me good comic for good!!!! i dont want my mummy 2 see it..help?
ME AND MY MATES WAGGLE OURWILLIESTO PORNO!!! IT'S CALLED PORN!!!!! I SEARCHED THE WORD PORNO IN GOOGLE WHILE MY MUMMY WASN'T LOOKING;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
you cant stop the willy wanking!!
you cant stop the willy wanking!!
you cant stop the willy wanking!!
I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT!
CUMMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhMYYYYYWILLlyyyy!!!!!!!!!!;)
wassup my fans.....ireland moddermanbro here...............im irish.......n proud..........i got ......a new mod comin out..........after the success of vicktoria 2: steampunk zombiez parkour...im now releasing...................eu4:...steampunk roman empire edition.........europe is divided into 3 nations.....the steampunk romans...who are living cog people....the germanians....who can form prussia and upgrade their weaponary.....and ancient steampunk egypt...who have the power of steampunk parkour and they have top hats.....................................................steambonk.....
ireland modderman bro out............>_> ..........
*leg sweeps u*
U Wot M8? !!
*does epic steampunk parkour backflip onto your stomach and fucking crushes your kidney*
REKT!!!!!
us britpostere eh -_-
oi mate,do you mind? me ole wanka? me ole bishop? ya wanka mate? all these britwords we learn on the rookies of the streets of england -_-
anotherthing.US BRITS.ARE teapot steampunk parkour gentlemennies CYNICS.WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN A MAGICAL SKYDADDY!!!
anotherthing. we.say. zeh-brah. not zee-brah. ZED>ZEE.gedditrite yankees 0_o
>>71522715
t. Ireland
>>71522680
>>71522741
Literally why.
What are you two sliding for?
>>71522777
ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!
so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....
if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-
well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!
Fallout NV
Only redpilled way to play the game is either to go independent or mr. House
EPIC TALES OF STEAMPUNK PARKOUR FOR ADVENTEROUS AND SEXUALLY POTENT GENTLEMEN: THE JACKARSE CHRONICLES OF TOM THE BALONEY GUY
Chapter 1: Reaching Deep Into My Anus
Tom The Baloney Guy had to think fast. The SwatCopters were on their way, and the muzzleflash from his Cognition.Inc Gentleman's Pocket BoltBlaster had just given them an indication of where to aim their deadly AutoMuskets at. He stood at the corpse of the well-known crook rake Marcellus WellComb The IVX, whom he had made a well right jammy dodger out of. He clenched his entire body, the anal tubes in his colon closed in on itself. He sighted a nearbye rooftop. He then ran as fast as he could, and lept from the building of Tavidsons & Parsley's Hairdressers to an unmarked compulsory hostel for unruly peasants. Even with his immense speed fueled by the miniture SteamRockets on his finest dandy's boots, the SwatCopters were catching up, but Tom The Baloney Guy had another sneaky trick up his sleave, the dashing rascal. Tom The Baloney Guy reached for the deadliest weapon in his arsenal: The Flippum Birdum.
A lone SwatCopter caught up with Tom The Baloney Guy. "Citizen! Cease This Ruckus Or There Will Be Vile And Dire Consequences For A Villian Such As Yourself!" it blared from its GrammoSpeakers.
Tom The Baloney Guy wasn't having any of this shit. He turned towards the SwatCopter, extended his right arm and stuck up his middle finger.
"FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed. "This Is For Fucking Hating On Me, Not Appreciating My Gentlesirly Deeds In The Realm Of SteamPunk Parkour, Being A Massive Fucking LameAss BullyDude, And Being A General AllRound Sour Codger. Go To Hell, You Gaylord Wanker Prick!!!"
Almost instantly the SwatCopter Trooper's eyes were incinerated and his eardrums exploded the fuck up. "AAAUGGHGUGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" he death cried. Tom The Baloney Guy had hit him with the deadliest Wizard's Hex, The Flippum Birdum.
>>71521610
Paradox sucks ass, they just have a monopoly on Grand Strategy. They just take their games in mindless directions that can make their games more broken and more casualised (more spread less depth, which is bad) and whenever anyone questions it they are either jettisoned or downboated by the endless hordes of people from reddit that inhabit their fourms.
>>71522777
they are not sliding. ever been to /vg/'s grand strategy general? this is what their average thread looks like.
>>71522706
Played on almost every server, NA, EUW, EUNE, CH. But now i play only on garena(SG) with less than 70ms
The origins of The Flippum Birdum are unclear, but many modern day Scienticians believe that the formulation of the practice can be traced to the ancient hallways and cribs of the Hella Fruggin Sleez-e Dope Palace Of The Esteemed Crack Smoking Warlock Dave Strider, who practiced his Flippum Birdum Immortal Techniques on animate skellingtons in his back-yard, instantly burning their bones to ash. The technique of The Flippum Birdum was passed down from Sensei to San to Chan for many generations, and now it had found its way into the deadly book of tricks of Tom The Baloney Guy.
Meanwhile, back in the Reality Zone, Tom The Baloney Guy had just downed a SwatCopter using the all powerful awe of The Flippum Birdum which then promptly crashed into a nearbye local tavern named delightfully "The Dogs Bollocks" which was full of Irish & Welsh immigrants who were not true sirs and gentlemen on the level of the fine fellows who attend the "Hickery Dickery" to sip the finest ale and catch the most relevant musical acts in the creeks and rookeries of the streets of England. The Hibo-Iberian Haplozoid group ruffians deaths were as deserved as they were hideously painful.
Tom The Baloney Guy lined up his next epic Steampunk Parkour leap. This time he had the tallest building in London, The Big Ben Tower in sight. He ran at an impressive speed of 20mph, lept from the hovel and somersaulted onto the rooftop of the capital building.
Steamlock Musket fire from down below interrupted his perfect 560 degree sideways trapezium floor roll landing, hitting his perfectly stitched Sirly And Co's Outdoorman's Urban Explorer Jumping Suit For Gentlemen Of Vigorous Constitution.
>>71520902
NEW
>>71522761
>>71522766
>>71522831
>>71522848
OH GOD I'M STARTING TO SEE IT
PLEASE GO ON, CONTINUE
>>71522648
kek
"Bugger!" Tom The Baloney Guy hissed. "That Right Awful Dodger Just Billywhizzed My Dapper Silk, Oy Wot You Facking Cunts!".
Tom The Baloney Guy was way past his usual limits for scum like this pack of schoolboys. He drew 2 fabulous looking Wheellock Revolvers out of his trusty trenchcoat. The first firearm, nicknamed "Willy" had a 10-Bolt Magazine. Note that I used "magazine" and not "clip". Thank you.Willy certainly lived up to its name. Willy's barrel had a notch on it for every bad-egg it had slain. Obviously, it had several extensions to the barrel to accomidate for the several dozen odd engravings of death on it. The result was a 12-inch powerpistol that spewed its deadly missiles with pleasure.
The second gun, "Mosley" had 10 rounds loaded in its clip this time. Not a magazine, a clip. It also had cogs embedded into the barrel which travelled at high speeds to accelerate the bullet. A miniture valve was attatched to the gun to supervise the hotness the motherfucker tore up. It had been given a industrial-rustic-yet-Victorian themed finish which gave the delightful little fellow a real character of its own.
Tom The Baloney guy was standing his ground. The stakes were drawn. Wild Wacky West Showdown at Broadway 0600 hours at The Big Ben Tower In London,English Province IXX,Grand British Isles Imperium. Shit was heating up in this Taco Stand -_-
However my dear reader, I feel as if we've thrust you into the action of the deep end a little too quickly. Let's turn back the notch a little bit,pippip cheerio me ole wanka!! *does steampunk parkour backflip into time cortex portal*
CATCH THE WAVE NEXT TIME ON /gsg/ WHEN
EPIC TALES OF STEAMPUNK PARKOUR FOR ADVENTEROUS AND SEXUALLY POTENT GENTLEMEN: THE JACKARSE CHRONICLES OF TOM THE BALONEY GUY CHAPTER 2:A Pinta Lager,A Packet o' Crisps,A quick smokum on the tobacky, an Observitum Of The Man U On The Telly and a willy waggle in the lads toilets HITS THE STREETS,PIPPIP CHEERIO!
>>71522862
desu shitposters galore
ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!
>>71522883
ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;'))
ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))
STEP 1#
GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!
step #2
move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))
STEP 3#
you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be white wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))
and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>71522862
The willys tends to get deleted immediately, it's mainly the t. Rob/Cobra/Alpha/HPM/unHPM and johan spam
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