I'm tired of depressing Britain
>everyfuckingday dark sky
>shit small and expensive houses
>kebabs full of Muslims on every corner
>mosque chanting across the city.
>cold as fuck
I've been saving money for a while now, gonna immigrate to America soon. My Godfather lives in Maryland so I will stay with him until I can find a job.
But anyway, got some questions.
How is Maryland overall as a state?
What's the nigger situation like in Maryland?
How hard is it to setup a life in America?
Is it hard to find a job?
How are Brits generally treated over there?
>>71517592
the answers to all your questions involve two words one of which is "shot"
>>71517592
Not sure how accurate this is but it answers questions 1, 2 and 5.
The gun laws are the shittiest in the nation. Might as well move to Pennsylvania or Delaware. We have beaches and low corporate tax and all the nigs are in Wilmington
>>71517773
Well fuck...
Move to Maine, it's a really nice place. I have some friends that do seasonal work there in the summer.
>>71517592
>cold as fuck
>>71518005
They have plenty of space.
We have 1/5th of their population but our country is 40 times smaller.
>>71517592
its sunny as fuck today lad
baltimore is pretty ghetto
>>71518405
Move to New Hampshire or Maine or Vermont
Lots of English Diaspora there, generally lowish cost of living for that part of the country and people are very friendly for the most part.
Should I just go to USA illegaly and wait for amnesty in case Hillery wins?
I suggest moving to the countryside. That is the absolute dream. Very relaxing.
>>71517592
I live in maryland. The bigger situation varies from Nigeria tier to Whiteopia tier, depending on where you live. What county does he live in?
>English moving to USA
>moving ANYWHERE but New England
the clues in the fucking name fella
>>71518068
Average day.
It's nice over here in Maryland. Overall, Baltimore isn't terrible but it has a monkey infestation. Northern Montgomery County is nice but expensive. I'd say move somewhere like Silver Spring because there's a lot of spics but they're not really a problem, and plus, it's right outside DC.
>>71517592
Come here
We're British but with guns and 97% white
>>71518625
Silver Spring's still a pretty iffy area. Rockville or Bethesda is better if you can afford it
>>71517869
https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2014/crime-in-the-u.s.-2014/tables/table-4
Some more recent statistics, 2014 data.
To give it some scale I'll list US's values in brackets where applicable.
Population: 5,976,407 (318,857,056)
Number of violent crimes: 26,661
Per 100k: 446.1 (375.7)
Number of murders: 365
Rate per 100k: 6.1 (4.5)
Number of rapes (revised): 1,619
Per 100k: 27.1 (36.6)
Number of rapes (old definition): 1,144
Per 100k: 19.1 (26.4)
Robberies: 9,544
Per 100k: 159.7 (102.2)
Aggravated Assault: 15,133
Per 100k: 253.2 (232.5)
Should give you an idea.
>>71518531
If your English is good, you can work as a translator.
If you have a skill, then apply.
Generally, the amnesty applies to Mexicans and Central Americans. So put on a really heavy Mexican accent and wear a LA Raza t-shirt and you'll be good.
>>71518653
Shit
Meant to specify I'm in Jersey
I don't get a flag like the other guy
don't move to Maine we have fucking zero jobs and the government thinks there's a labor shortage which is the opposite of reality
>>71517592
Maryland is ducking horrible. I moved there for a job 3 years ago, and immediately started looking for another job. I spent about 16 months there. Expensive as shit, people are rude by default, stupid gun laws, and oh yeah, there were ducking riots! It sucks, it's pretty much a black majority UK.
gay
Move to New Hampshire. You'd fit in, we have jobs and good gun laws. Mostly white and very little crime.
First off avoid Florida at all costs.
Tennessee is considered a pretty based state. A large portion of Scots went to Tennessee and stayed there (more so than any other state) so you will mostly blend in besides your faggy accent. Living in a suburb of Knoxville wouldn't be a bad life.
I can't recommend anywhere else in the south sadly, too many nigs ruin it.
A lot of places in America are really boring. Scanning the map its hard to pick anywhere I would want to live.
Oregon can be hit or miss. It's considered desirable to live there.
I'd recommend Wisconsin and Minnesota but you said you wanted to leave behind bad weather and it's always cold.
But I truly believe Tennessee is the state you're looking for. Large amount of whites except for Memphis. Has southern pride but not dominated by blue-pilled southerners.
>>71517592
We like Brits here. Dont move to Baltimore city (some of the county is fine) or PG county (niggerville). Montgomery county is expensive . Garrett county, my current home is like 99% rural and white
I wanna move too. I'm only 19 but I know I will barely be able to become an entreprenaur and jobcreator in this socialist "paradise".
Literally everything I could wish for is achievable in USA
>mfw my birth nation is sweden
>but my soul nation is USA
>>71517592
Maryland sucks ass, one of the worst states along with New Jersey and Delaware. The whole of the East Coast is basically one big shitty city from DC on up to Boston. I'd try to avoid that area.
Anyways if you're British prepare to get laid by all of our retarded loose bitches who'll bang anything with an accent.
>>71518890
Texas is good for the economic opportunities, just make sure to stay away from the major cities and find yourself a nice, medium sized town along the triangle or out west.
If you do that, you'll escape most the nigs and libs.
>>71518928
You can do it swedekid, we believe in you.
>>71517592
Head for Wyoming or North Dakota. Shit is surprisingly fantastic out in the flyovers.
>>71517592
I live one state under Maryland. That doesn't matter, but just stay out of big cities. It's like every capital has at least one mosque. And don't ever go downtown if you value your life, outsider.
Find a small town somewhere and get comfy. Tbh Maryland is small. Dream big and move to A Bette state like Oklahoma or something.
Montana.
Almost zero niggers, excellent gun laws, some car dealer was offering an Ak-47 with every truck or Suv purchase.
Its pretty religious but i'd feign the christian bullshit to live in a beautiful, free and clean state.
I have been researching to move there.
>>71518810
>he moved to Baltimore.
Ive lives here my entire life and thats only true of black areas, Marylanders are pretty friendly
>>71518590
where is that? it looks really familiar
If you don't mind fiscal insolvency, a somewhat shitty gun situation ( it's better than before though), harsh winters(occasionally, and sometimes winters happen in March and April), and black dudes selling candy for their "basketball team" on the train, then come to Chicago. Get a work permit and apply to a union. As long as you're good with math(fractions, decimals, and percentages), mechanical aptitude, and paper folding, and are willing to work at 7 in the morning, you can get damn good benefits and pay.
IBEW starts out at 18/hour after benefits, and after 5 years as an apprentice, you'll get 45/hour after benefits, not including side jobs and the fact that you can go anywhere in the US or Canada and get a job.
MD is nogunz, but at least western MD is pretty
PA is an objectively better state
t. Former Marylander, now Pennsylvanian
Connecticut is pretty gud guys. Murder rate is high just because of the nigger areas. CT is a very republican state but the dems with their gerrymandering fuck us over.
Small towns here are great, and so
is our infrastructure. Just stay away from the following cities: Hartford, New Haven, Bristol, Meriden, Waterbury. Other than that, our coastal towns are beautiful, pure of race white towns, as well as any town below Hartford county.
But don't come here if you hate taxes. Fuck you, Malloy.
>>71519079
>the christian bullshit to live in a beautiful, free and clean state.
Enjoy your summers with the air filled with smoke and cold ass winters
>>71519009
One day...
>>71519143
Do not listen to this guy. Avoid Illinois at all costs, especially Chicago.
I consider myself not a retard but almost got killed twice when I visited Chicago in my late teens
ive spent a lot of time in Frederick and while it has its fair share of minorities, it still has that old time American dream kinda feel. mostly happy white families. avoid Baltimore, thats where the crime is. also, avoid far western Maryland, its hicktown.maryland does get pretty cold, though not as bad as New England or farther inland.
once you go sort of rural, confederate flags start popping up (lol). i like the state, its pretty underrated and given too much shit bc of Baltimore
>>71517592
Many parts of Maryland aren't all that bad. The statistics are heavily skewed by Baltimore and PG County. Stay away from those places.
It's pretty alright here in the northern part of Montgomery, if you don't mind liberal scum.
>>71518928
you can do it, Swedebro.
We can drink malört together.
>>71517592
Avoid south east.
>>71519227
>>71519143
Also they have a sizeable muslim population. Which if you're looking to move across the world to escape Brittanistan, I don't think is somewhere you want to go
>>71517592
Scoot to PA or WV. WV will be harder to find a job, but it's the whitest state and personally I think it's the most beautiful state. PA has more jobs. Both states have decent gun freedom as well.
>>71519227
You're a retard.
If your white, then don't go in black neighborhoods.
If your Hispanic, then don't go in black neighborhoods.
If you're Asian, then don't go in black neighborhoods.
It's an easy rule to follow.
If you see all black, turn around, and go to the North Side.
Plus, why the fuck would you go to a black neighborhood? Either you live there, or you're a retard.
>>71518890
Knoxville is cool as long as you don't go downtown to where all of the nigs are. They have really raised their cop presence in Knoxville too. They're super hard on gangs. Other than that you can move to Friendsville. Literally 90% white. I've only ever seen one black person here in 15 years and that's it. Though you di have to deal with trashy white rednecks at least they aren't killing each other.
>>71519182
>Enjoy your summers with the air filled with smoke
hey sometimes we decide not to light your forests on fire.
>cold ass winters
I actually view this as a blessing as it keeps most of the undesirables out.
>>71519319
Which is contained to Western and Bryn Mawr Indo-Paki town and Irving and Elston Arab-ville. The difference between here and Bongistan? No loudspeakers blasting sandpeople talk, and no "Sharia zones"
CPD would shut that shit down quick.
>>71518890
I'd like to move to Amurika too.
I'd love to move to one of the "better" areas away from the cities but I'm not sure there'd be that much work for a software developer out there.
Judging by a few maps I've seen posted here, Maine, Minnesota, Washington look best with maybe Iowa, Oregon and New Hampshire looking ok too. They've all got a high average IQ and low crime rates (read: low dindu population).
>Scanning the map its hard to pick anywhere I would want to live.
I've just been looking at this type of map.
Post em if you have em.
>>71517592
Hey OP: Go to Youtube and look for "London Homesick Blues" by Gary P. Nunn.
The man shares your pain in song. Jerry Jeff Walker's version made Gary rich.
>>71517592
>grey skies
>cold
>small cosy homes
I'd much rather that than living in this hot as fuck shit hole where we pay $10 for a burger from maccas now.
You're lucky as fuck mate, and as for the Muslims, it's up to you to take back your county. You know what we did when they started infesting the east coast? Had riots and literally beat them in the streets.
Britain needs a dictator, and it's up to you to either become him or find him.
>>71519437
I was in a tourist part, I can't remember the name. I took a bus and almost got mugged.
Then later some dude pulled a knife on me (in the tourist part) at 11pm.
Bullshit city that should be nuked
>>71519493
Yeah don't know
Visited a few states, and while Montana and Idaho were beautiful during summer I think I'd probably prefer warmer states if I had to stay the whole year
North California, South/North Carolina...
Didn't visited any Mid West states though expect Texas
>>71519319
Also, you're more likely to run into Mexicans taking your scrap in their pickups than facing a herd if Nazgul.
>>71519720
fuck this trip
using it to shitpost
>>71519720
i really do like northern California, it's just a shame it has to be attached to the rest of California.
>>71519493
I love your state, its just so damn beautiful. Out of all the places I've travelled to its far and away the prettiest. My only concern about moving would be roads in the winter, I can handle the cold just fine but it seems like it would be easy for highways to get bogged down in snow
>>71518706
Stay out of Baltimore and those numbers improve a lot.
>>71519713
What streets, if you remember?
There was a problem with black teenagers and their "wildings" a few years back, but nothing since.
And only take the Red and Blue lines at night, and only from downtown north. Never take the bus past 9 pm.
Do I really need to spell out common fucking sense to you?
>>71519661
>>71519106
It could be anywhere, which is why I find it depressing.
>>71517592
Maine sounds like a good state to live in, to be honest
>98% white
>Lowest violent crime in th US
>High IQ state
The weather is not much better than Britain, though.
>>71519825
Yeah Exactly
But anyway, if I'd had the money I would move to San Mateo or Marin in an instant
>>71519935
>>71519958
One downside of Maine is that white collar jobs aren't everywhere but it is a very nice state. Shame about their fishing industry being heavily impacted by their bay warming up the fasted among all bodies of water in the world.
Come to the colony old chap, Botany Bay and her treasures awaits!
Singing toorayli toorayli aditity
Singing toorayli toorayli aye
I'm off to see me mates at the COLONy
They be drunk down at Botany Bay
>>71519917
How was I supposed to know you can't even take a bus? If you can't be safe at reasonable hours then it's a trash city. Even New York City felt 10x safer than Chicago.
And don't get into black/white areas. All the blacks go to white areas for entertainment so theres really no safety, and even during just regular times when nothing is going on you'll always have a nig or two on the loose around you
>>71519849
Can confirm, I lived in Baltimore for a year and it was hellish. Dirty streets, dirty air, rude people. My apartment was bordered by a pretty college girl on the left, a drug dealing negro on the right, and two prostitutes upstairs. Got the fuck out asap, fuck Baltimore. The harbor is nice I guess, and the aquarium is fantastic, but thats about it. Oh and the colleges are filled with New Jersey sluts if thats your game.
>>71520122
He tasks me!
calis nice if you can afford it. Its pretty liberal too but they mostly stay in the starbucks. Hope you make it over and dont end up in some nigger city. Just remember every city has a ghetto, only some of us are lucky enough to find one not entirely fucked.
despite the heavy liberal presence I love washington, oregon, and colorado. they're great places to live imo. Texas is great if you stick to small towns
>>71520211
mmmmmmm
>>71520170
If it's past 9, it's only reasonable to either take the train or take an Uber.
NYC is an expensive as hell tourist trap. At least I can afford to live here and have some nice shit.
Most people go to touristy shit during the day, and black people usually aren't let into dance clubs that are predominantly white/Hispanic because segregation.
Are you from Kenosha, by any chance?
>>71518890
Why is florida bad? I have 2 uncles living there they say it's good.
>>71520490
Too many Dominicans.
Maryland is a generally poor state but the upside is low cost of living. Downside is actually finding a decent paying job. My advice to you if you're looking to come to america:
1. Don't expect the same level of social services as you get in bongland. You're lucky to get 1 to 2 weeks vacation per year when first starting a job, depending on job type. Health insurance is privatized too, unless your NHS bennies transfer here.
2. If you're looking for permanent residence, please study the declaration of independence and the constitution. Embrace those ideals. You're leaving bongistan because of Islam, so don't bring those pinko socialist mentalities that ruined the UK over here. Freedom or death, motherfucker.
3. Educate yourself on firearms. Learn how they operate, how to maintain them, and proper safety practices. Ccw is a beautiful thing.
4. Be courteous to the police and you won't get shot. As long as you are not chimping out, acting threatening, or being a cunt you'll be fine.
5. Around blacks never relax. Some are cool, others are straight up abbo tier animals. They can and will assault you if they think you have anything of value and they have superior numbers.
That should get you started.
6.
>>71520523
m8, Dominicans are based as fuck; it's the Cubans and Haitians that you have to avoid.
>>71520342
As with everything in life, it really depends on how much money you have.
The most extreme case of this would be somewhere like New York City or Los Angeles.
If you're poor, you basically get to live in the ghetto with a bunch of nignogs, spics, Puerto Ricans, and shit of that nature. On the other hand, if you're rich, life is great.
Those states are decent in some parts, but generally pretty expensive, unless you want to live in a shithole.
>>71517592
I lived in Maryland for 8 years.
4 in Bethesda, 4 in Chevy Chase.
Its not bad desu. Obamas sons dont cause as much problems as they do in inner cities, and many parts are almost entirely white.
>>71520281
Yeah Cali looks very nice, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to afford it, atleast not at the start.
>>71520662
Alright, seems fair.
>>71520662
meme
>>71520662
>others are straight up abbo tier animals
I love that you have to compare them to abbo's to make them seem real bad.
Dont live in the city unless you have to.
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>>71520662
>Maryland
>Low cost of living
Pick one.
My step-dad was in the Air Force, and I lived on Andrew's Air Force Base for a few years when I was younger. My mother worked for the government in Bethesda, and at a dentist office in Alexandria. My sister lived in Edgewater, her husband was in the Navy.
Maryland sucks. Only thing nice about it, is high-paying government jobs, and a lot of stuff in Washington D.C. is free.
Housing is crazy expensive.
>>71517592
Come south to Northern Va. Everyone loves Brits, Asian waifus, wealth and plenty of jobs, and Maryland has a rain tax and we don't.
>>71517592
Good luck getting a visa as a western European without have a MSc in engineering.
Or you can always bring in $1 million to invest which you probably dont even have 1% of
>>71520943
>cont...
Let me add, the fucking beltway sucks ballsacks. Bunch of fucking hipsters and shit all around, d-bag immigrants all over the place, and then the nignogs.
Unless you've already got a high-paying government job lined up, don't bother.
>>71519082
>Marylanders are pretty friendly
Can attest to this
Maryland has some beatiful areas but anywhere near DC will make you want to kill yourself.
>>71521112
Yes, or he just sit in a plane as tourist and stays after, like gorillions of other people did
hell, he might even vote for drump thx to muhh voteridisraciest
>>71520694
Have a Cuban family next do I r. They're anti-commie as fuck, have wonderful (legal age) daughters with big asses, and they make killer tamales.
We can agree that Puerto Ricans are best Hispanics tho, correct?
>>71521112
It's not easy, but shouldn't be hard for a bong.
>>71521358
Agreed, general power ranking is:
Puerto Ricans > Dominicans >= Cubans >>> Haitians.
>>71521271
>like gorillions of other people did
from shit holes maybe. i'm sure that living as an illegal in the US is gonna be much better than bongistan..
>>71520694
What's the fucking difference? They caribbean niggers still.
>>71517592
You're going to want to live in New England or some place north if you cannot handle very hot weather and blacks
>>71521451
Are Haitians even fucking Hispanic? They speak French, and are niggers.
>>71521504
Shut it Mexico, you're lower than the fucking Haitians.
>>71521112
Really? I doubt it if they let in countless Mexicans that they'll deny a Brit entry.
Anyway, I don't need a Visa for the first 90 days and American Visas are dirt cheap anyway, only spics can't afford them.
Also citizenship is also like half the price of British citizenship. So I'll get that once I reach the minimum years lived in America required to get one.
>>71521671
They're part of the same region, so they're included.
>>71521574
>You're going to want to live in New England or some place north if you cannot handle very hot weather and blacks
The Pacific Northwest stays pretty cool, and very few blacks, but shitloads of Asians.
It also doesn't get that cold either, but it rains for months at a time in the winter.
>>71518928
You just know that your feminazi government is going to make it illegal for white Swedish men to leave. Like every socialist paradise they close the borders to leaving once things get bad.
>>71521671>>71521721
>>71521504
Hatians =/= Hispanic
They lack good rum, Dominicans have better food, Cubans have better music, and Puerto Ricans have better asses.
If it wasn't conquered by the Spanish, then it's either a shithole or Aruba.
>>71517773
Related, its also a nigger state density map!
>>71521879
We will send Seal Team Six to extract this fine young man. He will bring us many wonderful things.
Except mayo.
He can keep the mayo with the Somalis.
I have no relatives in the USA
Am I fucked?
>>71520072
>>71522868
Shlomo was a gud boi, he dindu nuffin.
He wuz goin to the bank erry day.
He needs mo money for his vault.
>>71522317
I'll be honest, I've never even met a Brit in my entire life. Other than Latin-Americans and Asians, I almost never see foreigners at all.
Only the rich Europeans come to America, and they congregate in expensive parts of big cities.
I can't even imagine a Brit moving to Montana. It seems like it would be a hell of a culture shock. And secondly, in the case of illegals, they have to live in the cities, because they can't own their own property. They can't really own anything, even a car. They basically drive around illegally most of the time, terrified of being pulled over, arrested, and deported.
Illegals have to work in basically underground industries, like Construction. They aren't going to get a good job. And for the most part, to get a VISA for a skilled-labor position, requires basically an engineering degree, and a job already lined up beforehand.
You're unlikely to ever come to America.
>>71517869
Move to Northern Virginia you'll enjoy it a lot its friendly, but you either need to be in STEM or be part of healthcare or an intelligence agency like myself
Don't Brits find it hard to immigrate legally? Pretty sure the US prioritises third worlders over decent, white Europeans.
>tfw I was born in the US and can move there easily
>>71522317
Short of getting an engineering degree, the only way you could possibly become American, would be to find an American wife. But honestly, that seems like it would be pretty difficult under the circumstances. Plus, American women are overwhelmingly garbage.
>>71523989
>Don't Brits find it hard to immigrate legally?
It is difficult for almost anyone who isn't already rich, to come to America legally.
The third-worlders come here illegally. And if they can get across the river, they get to stay.
But, they live in like, shitty parts of the big cities, usually like ten of them in a two-bedroom house. And they work for next-to-nothing, and are poor as fuck.
I doubt most Brits would want to leave Britain to live like that.
>>71523989
Won't be the case if Trump gets in.
>>71519703
>tfw there will probably be another cronulla riot soon
feels good lads
>>71517869
Anything around the beltway is expensive as balls mang so you'd basically have to live in Beantown or nigra-ville so idk of that's worth it
>>71523989
>tfw the only way for a ordinary white European to gain American citizenship is to win in a fucking green card lottery
>>71524245
fair enough, for some reason I thought you legally let in huge numbers of migrants.
My Dad worked for JP morgan in the 80s and 90s and worked in New York for about 5 years, it was a nightmare for him to even get a green card to work there. Thankfully he got it and that's why I was born there.
OP: Annapolis is nice but not anywhere else as the rest of the state is effectively Baltimore.
Go to Virginia or Pennsylvania if your looking at something specific in Maryland. If not go to New England.
>>71517592
Just vote pro-2nd Amendment rights and wear an NRA hat. You'll be fine.
(despite all the liberal hubbub they can't account for the fact that literally NOBODY is stupid enough to fuck with a guy wearing NRA gear.)
>>71517592
All cities in America and espi in the South have hives of niggers somewhere nearby. The farther away from large cities you go the more white and conservative you get. Equally most large cities have mostly white middle-class areas that are normally very liberal by our standards. I suggest that you find a liberal white urban area and move there first. That way you don't have to deal with blacks as much but equally you won't have a freedom overload when you arrive. Once you acclimate to the higher levels of freedom in the air here, feel free to move farther out into the suburbs or country side, where you can be free to do almost anything you want so long as you have a few acres (hectares?) Of land between you and your neighbors.
>>71524523
Oh Ocean City can be nice in Summer.
>>71524258
you hope, considering he is running on the platform of more jobs for Americans I don't know why he will be encouraging the import of more skilled workers when those jobs could go to Americans.
>>71524455
>I thought you legally let in huge numbers of migrants.
The misconception is that the politicians constantly talk about amnesty and a "path to citizenship".
If you came to America right now, then when Hillary becomes president, she will probably give amnesty to pretty much everyone already here.
>>71517592
>moving to the UK's single greatest enemy
Absolute faggot mate
>>71524683
He's been quoted as saying he wants to import Europeans, iirc.
>>71517592
The Midwest is calling you, Anglo.
>>71524775
>Being eternally nogunz
Might as well off yourself lad
>wanting to live with yankees
>>71524820
The Midwest is the Midbest
t. Missourian
There are better states, but the Midwest is so wonderfully average with nothing that bad to say about it, and if you want to take a trip somewhere else were literally in the middle of the country.
>>71524455
The people that get citizenship, are mostly like, Chinese, Indians(from India), who work in "IT" jobs and engineering. Then you have like, a lot of doctors/nurses coming from Southeast Asia. And then you have rich fuckers, who come in buying houses in posh neighborhoods on the coasts.
Other than that, its mostly the result of marriages, "family-reunification" Visas, and the green-card lottery.
Most immigration is illegal. But their kids get automatic citizenship.
FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL.
>>71518890
Something like 10 people (mostly teenagers) were shot in the last week in Chattanooga in gang violence. That's not the norm, hopefully, but that's approaching Shitcago levels.
Move to rural Oregon/Washington/Montana
>>71517592
Oregon here
>>71525006
Always have room for more whites.
Is Texas a nice place?
Maybe I have a romanticised version of it in my mind because of King of the Hill.
>>71524826
Then move to northern Ireland you smuck, it has relaxed gun laws and quite possibly the most nationalistic people in the west
>>71525025
>>71525033
>move to places where the conservative votes are completely invalidated by a liberal supermajority in a single city
>>71525059
It's shit. Too many brown people. Wait until Trump gets elected cause the spic population is gonna half
>>71525112
Yeah we're getting cucked hard right now but it's California's fault.
we don't want you if you won't fix your shitty country
>>71520454
>You don't have to worry about niggers, as long as you do this, this, and this!
>>71525059
King of the Hill is actually pretty accurate.
>>71525143
Is also true though.
>>71525059
Texas is a big place. It is culturally at least four different states. Deep South Texas, and around El Paso, might as well be Mexico. Then you have West Texas, East Texas, Austin, and North Texas(Dallas area).
The major cities are pretty cosmopolitan honestly, but with lots and lots of Mexicans.
Texas just has a lot of countryside.
>>71517592
How about stay in your own country you subhuman filth
>>71525276
Funny coming from America, the land known to have an embarrassingly lazy work ethic
>>71517592
Maryland kind of sucks, but it's not the worse state to be in I guess. Just stay away from Baltimore.
>>71525085
Third world countries for whom 20% of the economy is literally made up by English subsidies were never in the running.
tfw your family didn't emigrate in the early 1900's when it was an open door to white anglo-saxons
Welcome aboard m8, America is a beautiful place. Land of roadside liter, scratch-off lottery tickets blowing in the breeze.
Didn't want to make a new thread but I want to rant a minute about all these fucking fat people I see out every day. I live in the southeastern US and a good half of the public are either obese, chubby, really fat, have a front butt, huge ass, or muffin top. Even my own dad look like he has a barrel strapped to his abdomen. Just disgusting. I imagine these people are miserable. I know I would be. Wouldn't you do something about how fucking fat you are? Jesus
>>71517592
New England is bretty good if you go to one of the more suburban areas.
It won't get too hot here, but kinda cold in the winter though.
You'd be close to NYC and/or Boston if you live somewhere in Connericut or RI. Just have to get one of the mostly white spots. Hard to find a job in some places though.
Texas is also cool, just wait until Trump gets elected and the Mehicans will leave in droves, and you'll be able to visit The Wall.
t. Rhode Island
>>71525444
>wishes to emigrate to america
>posts picture of a man who hated america more than any other nation
>>71520342
Fuck you, we don't need any more people in Colorado. Fuck off, we're full.
>>71517592
Maryland is really nice, imho as a MD citizen
As a bunch of others said, stay away from Baltimore, but MD is generally very nice
There's nice mountains in the western counties, and nice beachy bits in the eastern counties
mid-MD is all farmland though
>>71522188
Fuck off kizaru
>>71525378
What?
>>71525448
>I live in the southeastern US
There's your problem
>>71525624
Haven't you heard of desperate spics? You should have, since they make up such a large chunk of your population
>>71517592
Want to get treated like a god? Move to the south. It's cheaper, has better weather, and unless you're cockney the accent makes you sound smart.
And if you pick carefully you can avoid massive nig populations. Better than Baltimore for sure, though some parts of Maryland are nice. Oh and we have practically no muslims at all.
You will have to deal with the shittiest white people outside of Texas though. Don't trust /pol/ on that. Texas is a shithole outside of Dallas.
Once you can move out of Maryland go somewhere on the outer banks in the carolinas like Wilmington or Charleston. Don't move into the city tho move into one of the suburbs
>>71517592
A friend of mine lives in Maryland. If ur uncle is in some places North of Baltimore you will be fine. State is homey and rural, so be prepared for guns, ATVs and Jesus in some parts, other than that have fun
>>71517592
Our proximity to DC makes this state one of the most safe and secure state in the nation. I tend to think of things from an apocalyptical point of view.
I'm for example 45 minutes from the pentagon, NASA (Goddard) about 40 minutes, NSA 35 minutes, hell even the White House is less than an hour away...so on and so forth.
Many take these things for granted.
To make you feel like home, we have towns named like Essex and Dundalk Kek...oh and, ignore all the Marlad hater shitlords.
>>71517592
Consider Florida my bong bro.
There is a lot of Florida hate worldwide because some of the most bizarre shit in the world happens here, but it is very rare in all honesty.
Florida has:
Some of the best freedoms in the USA.
> you can literally just go buy a gun as long as you aren't a felon. Like you just go and buy it. That's it. Nothing is required. At all.
> warm sub tropical climate
> beautiful women near the coastline which is 50% of the state
> whole state is fucking based except for Miami dade county.
> true patriots who voted 45% trump giving him 99 delegates
>>71517592
feeling it
how much-ish do you have saved?
maryland looks a bit too close to jew york for me, I'd prefer the PNW
>>71525874
>>71525874
I used to live in central Florida near Lakeland literally a shithole full of nothing but cows and orange's
>>71523886
NSA plz go
>>71525378
U srs m8? Americans work much longer hours and take way fewer vacation days than the rest of the world...
>>71517592
maryland sucks
baltimore is full of niggers
everywhere else is half full of niggers
you shouldn't tie yourself down on the east coast, or in the south. nothing but niggers and claustrophobic spaces full of trees.
come out west, like oregon, idaho, colorado, (not california, but its still better than east) etc. that's the real America.
>>71525940
Sorry you prefer towering skyscrapers filled with Syrian migrants and SJW I guess
>>71525874
The only people who live in Florida are bums, Cubans, Haitians, retired Northerners, rich Northerners, and no-teeth meth-smokin rednecks.
Unless you have a lot of money, steer-clear of Florida.
Plus the water is infested with gators, and the state is full of midgets. Both the Hispanics, as well as the Jew York immigrants, seem to all be midgets for some reason.
The state is terribly hot like 80% of the year, and the humidity runs near-100% almost every day.
>>71517592
>be brit
>go to America
>get fat
>get shot
^your future
>>71526093
Do you even live here? I have a hard time understanding this meme because this is an amazing state. Land and housing is cheap as fuck. Being able to find high paying trade jobs (read as : real men's work) is easy...
There are so many other positive things I can say about being here.
>waaaaah it gets really hot and humid in Florida!
I am sorry you are pasty, hate the outdoors, and don't lift.
If you are in decent physical shape, you literally look forward to the warm days more than anything else, because the state is packed full of fine women who spend their days near the beach.
>>71519190
fuck suburbs, its no different than living in an apartment in town. smashed together right next door to your neighbor, have to follow noise laws, have to follow neighborhood codes and rules, damn near zero freedom.
an old country house is what you want. can walk out your back door and shoot a duck for breakfast.
>>71520662
>please study the declaration of independence and the constitution
the 2 previous declarations are interesting too
www.apfn.org/apfn/flag.htm
>>71520965
>a rain tax
you wot m9?
>>71526204
Not if you avoid poor/nigger-infested areas...
I know it's hard for you britbongs to comprehend as you come from a cramped, rainy island, but America is fucking HUGE and you can easily live in a place isolated from liberals and mudmonkeys
>>71517592
You'll love Maryland. You'll love South-East DC even more.
>>71522317
seems pretty unlikely, even if they are distand relatives, have you done a genealogy?
or search your last name and usa
If you ever move out i suggest moving to Middlesex or Bergen country, in NJ
It's white and wealthy, also the population density is high and you Brits are used to that
>>71525624
Eesti can into top 10.
>>71524409
marry a lardwhale
>>71526268
Oh and another thing to add, is our BASED governor Rick Scott, who gibsmedats hate because he cut their FREE SHIT, so we could keep our taxes among the lowest in the country.
He also endorsed Donald trump, and won't issue clemency to criminals who smoke, drink, or do drugs... Which leaves degenerates butt blasted.
>>71526557
Everyone knows New Jersey is just a massive landfill; stop trying to get the Brits hopes up.
>>71524775
Israel?
>>71517592
I live there. Gun laws suck, but are warming up. Housing is pretty cheap, as long as u stay away from schools. Niggers are all in Balitmore and DC, and some in columbia. the ones in columbia are SJW niggers, thry talk bint dont act. This ia Howard county BTW. Um, o mally wanted to movw niggers to white neighborhoods but it failed, so overall its good state.
Why not Montana?
>>71525025
this
>>71525112
are there any conservative cities?
>>71525378
> Funny coming from America, the land known to have an embarrassingly lazy work ethic
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahaAHHAHAHAHhAHAhhahahah
HAHahahahahaHAHAH
AHhahahahaah
AHaha
Fuck.
Brit lecturing the world about the work ethic. Your government issued a report where your own country's bosses said that immigrants from EU are the best fucking workers there are (rather than Brits and all types of shitskins you import) and yet you shit on them.
Amount of lazy ass fuckers that I saw in UK is fucking staggering. They literally won't advance anywhere at all. Going to leave EU and then wonder why they're in shit. "B-b-b-but we haz a great work ethic! We haz won teh war!"
>>71526268
>Do you even live here?
I lived near Tampa for about two years. I left there, and I would be happy if I never stepped foot in that state ever again.
Land and housing isn't cheap compared to most of the country, except maybe in the middle-of-nowhere. I live in Oklahoma, everything is much cheaper here. My electric bill was crazy in Florida, and no one ever wanted to go outside, except to "Drive to the beach".
Which let me say, the beach isn't what most people think it is. The beach is basically a sand-bar, that you have to drive to, and pay for parking, And it is full of tourists, most of them old, fat, and ugly. And the bums run out into traffic in their reflective vests, begging for money.
Almost no one actually even gets in the ocean, they just sit up on the beach. Usually getting even fatter at the overpriced restaurants, and watching the street performers.
>>71525444
bet some of yours did, not sur how close a relative has to be for you to get citizenship though
>>71525874
Florida is a shit hole. Everyone avoids it for good reason.
>panhandle is full of rednecks but at least they leave you alone
>you can literally buy a gun anywhere with no requirements but so can any lunatic
>sunny weather every day but at least an hour of lightning storm every day where people are still killed daily from
>Miami and anything south is south america and do not speak english, plus you will get shot by some rapper
>tropical jungle/swamp covers most of the state. mosquitos
>life is so easy that all drug addicts move there so they can spend all of their money on drugs instead of electricity or heating
>worst drivers/ old people
I will give you the beautiful women tho. They are some of the best in the country and very easy
>>71517592
The gun laws aren't that bad. I bought an AR15 and was in and out in 15 minutes. Just buy your magazines in VA or Delaware. Commie fornia is worst for gun laws.
>>71526859
> lightning storms that people will die from
Okay I understand you don't like Florida, but try to limit the amount of crazy bullshit you post plesse
>>71525874
You forgot swamps, random ass wildfires, alligators, giant ass sneks, and rednecks.
Inconvenient truth:
Any state is fine as long as you live among whites/chinks with money.
If those two conditions are met, take your pick of anywhere.
Hell, I live in a very nice area of Illinois. On paper, Illinois is a scumbucket, but here I am with very few complaints.
>>71519082
>Ive lives here my entire life and thats only true of black areas, Marylanders are pretty friendly
Hell, most black Marylanders are pretty friendly. Just stay out of the Baltimore neighborhoods where The Wire took place and you shouldn't have any problems.
>>71526780
Charlotte NC is kind of conservative but it still tends to be run by liberals anyways. But because you get a lot of successful people from the countryside living there you see way more conservatism than you normally do in cities.
>>71524775
I thought Eastern Europeans were your greatest enemy, shitskin importers. At least US has Trump who openly says he won't allow Muslims in until they help him to understand what's wrong with them. In YOUR little shithole you had a fucking muslim preacher in the news with a view to a fucking Big Ben preaching his muslim ideals until he finally got arrested for extremism or something. Fucking pathetic shitskin importing country.
>>71525624
Greece, working hard, kek
>>71525759
too close to nig and wog areas, already majority nig or wog in many areas, especially in younger age groups. demography is destiny
>>71525841
>45 minutes from the pentagon
wow, that's fucking useful
>>71526726
why not?beautiful scenery, heard the job situation is a bit bad though
>>71527121
Chicago = corruption capital of the US.
>>71526841
>cont...
Everyone who lives outside the cities, lives in these little largely-isolated housing additions, almost like tiny villages. Almost everywhere you go, the neighborhoods are gated. The roads are absolutely terrible, insurance is crazy expensive. Northerners all over the place, thinking they run the state.
Bunch of rich cocksuckers living near the beach. Half the billboards are for plastic surgery. Sections of the cities are basically Cuba, and nothing is in English. Illegal immigrants setting up like, hand car-washes all over the place.
Takes forever to drive anywhere. Have to pay toll roads if you don't want to be stuck in traffic for days.
All the businesses are designed to poach money from tourists, everything is super overpriced.
Then there is the fucking wildlife. Mosquitoes like crazy. Ugly ass Cypress trees. Raccoons, crazy big birds that will carry off your pets, alligators, etc.
>>71527209
>Chicago = corruption capital of the US.
Nigger, Illinois is like 500 miles long. The entire state is not Chicago.
>>71526859
>being scared of lightning
kek, go away roach.
>>71526794
>Your government issued a report
Believing the government, wew
not saying we don't have a fair bunch of lazies though, but it's more likely they wrote that report to push their agenda of importing more low wage faggots
of course the eastern europeans work hard, our minimum wage(and that's MINIMUM) is 9x theirs, they can literally(yes, literally) come here for 4-5 years and retire back to poland and buy a house
>>71527194
Well, besides what you cucks think, we do work our asses off.
>>71527318
I ain't scared of the lightning(though Tampa is literally the lightning capital of the world). But, it was the rain every day, which created near 100% humidity, in like 95-98 degree weather, every single days for months.
>>71527299
i always find that amusing. you can always tell when a person has always lived in a city, they think all land is covered by cities. this is why people need to move west, where the small cities are hundreds of miles apart.
be white though, thanks.
>>71527121
and when the SHTF you do NOT want to be anywhere near large concentrations of shitskins, they will go new orleans on your ass
>>71517592
Fuck off we are full and dont need any more brit fucks like current year queer
>>71527421
yeah fuck florida, it was made for brown people.
real white people should naturally gravitate toward areas that at least have 3 seasons. 1/2 season regions are garbage and full of garbage (blacks).
>>71517592
They used to have an NBA team called the Bullets. Bullet more, Murderland is what it's nickname is among niggers. A lot of nigs live there and it's basically communist. Move to Utah maybe. I've never been there but it's pretty, white, and conservative.
>>71527442
No one wants to downgrade moron
>>71525378
Are you serious? What the fuck are you smoking? Americans work more hours and take fewer vacations than any other developed nation.
>How is Maryland overall as a state?
Beautiful, warm.
>What's the nigger situation like in Maryland?
Bad, especially Baltimore. They had the big riots a while back. Stay in the rural areas.
>How hard is it to setup a life in America?
Stay out of Jew York and Commiefornia and you'll be fine.
>Is it hard to find a job?
Probably about as hard as anywhere else. You'll find something.
>How are Brits generally treated over there?
Very well. Women love all British accents, even the trashy ones. You're seen as moderately exotic since you're from Europe, but familiar enough since England is basically just the Midwestern US but with neat accents.
>>71527038
the wealthiest state
>>71517925
Maine very expensive tho New Hampshire just like it but cheaper and since its New England no one will care that hes a britfag
I also want to move to America from shitty Ireland
I figure I'll move to a northern state like Washington, Oregon or Idaho.
I'll save up enough money to move over and find somewhere to stay for a couple of weeks until I find a job.
How is finding a job in any of these states? Will they be willing to hire an Irish guy with nothing to his name?
>>71517869
As long as he doesn't live in Baltimore I would worry
>>71527159
Agreed, the country blacks are pretty fun to be around where I grew up. Throw a damn good barbecue.
The wanna be gangsta types are around but are easy to spot. Most of the crime in southern Anne Arundel comes from white pill heads and heroin addicts. Disgusting what that shit has done to some of the people i grew up with.
They're still a minority so unless you live in or near a trailer park you shouldn't have problems
>>71527181
>kind of conservative but it still tends to be run by liberals anyways
how the fuck does that happen?
>>71527183
>Fucking pathetic shitskin importing country
oy vey sweden
>>71527413
and what's your youth and total unemployment rates lately?
>>71527480
we don't judge you by stefano stopapuoulus and ellen degeneracy
>>71519079
>religious
It's really not. But Montana is everything Texas claims to be but isn't. We have actual cowboys.
t. Montanan
>>71527672
You're Irish, they'll practically beg you for a job here in the states.
I would love to have dark skies every day where I live. I loathe the sunlight.
>>71517592
Wrong State Nigel. You want Florida.
>>71527672
depends on your skills and education. there's plenty of jobs in those 3 states, and the cost of living in idaho is super low, though wages are generally lower as well.
>>71527318
9/11 hijackers lived in Florida. Do you want to be a terrorist OP?
>>71517592
>What's the nigger situation like in Maryland?
Baltimore is the biggest city in MD, you tell me
>>71517723
Tojo upping the bant game for his country
>>71517592
Come live in philly senpai
Well... in the suburbs of course, the city is expectedly nog infested.
>>71517773
Protip: don't live in Louisinigger
>>71527443
>and when the SHTF you do NOT want to be anywhere near large concentrations of shitskins, they will go new orleans on your ass
Niggers have a comfort zone to which they are strangely attached.
They don't travel very far. Their problem is that they like their big hot smelly groups, yet they can't organize. It would be a clusterfuck for 50 of them to arrange transportation to something even 20 miles away.
Dontravius is out of gas
D'Andre is charging people 5 dollars
Redbone won't have his mom's car til she's off work
Lavell just got locked up and his car got towed
Etc.
They will trickle out of their places, but largely they would prefer to stay and cannabalize their more immediate environment.
>>71518890
>First off avoid Florida at all costs.
If you're referring to South Florida (Miami-Dade and Broward Counties) then yes avoid. Otherwise, Florida is based as fuck.
Very simple, if you are white stay out of the cities. Life is good and america is a vast wonderland if you have the sense to avoid obvious bad areas.
>>71518879
>Move to New Hampshire. You'd fit in, we have jobs and good gun laws. Mostly white and very little crime.
Unless he's a right-wing libertarian, paleo-conservative, or other acceptable political ideology, he can fuck off. We have enough leftists flooding in from Mass.
>>71527745
this guy is correct. there are very few actual Christian fanatics in the US, and 99% of those are in the bible belt, which is why it's named that.
montana is nowhere near the bible belt.
if a state has dry counties (no alcohol at all), you know you're getting close.
>>71527831
>Philly
>Flyers game 3
Nope, you motherfuckers are disrespectful and violent
>>71527831
what was the third filtered word?
It was f a m -> senpai t b h -> desu what's the third?
How did I forget this desu senpai
>>71527745
do you have superior chaste hot White wimmins though?
>>71527955
>country is literally a jail
Ok Australia.
Again, suburbs.
>>71527886
>prefer to stay and cannabalize their more immediate environment
ok, so you get a week or two before they loot everything in their neighborhood
>>71517592
>mosques chanting every day across the city
Birmingham?
>>71528020
there's hot white women all over the US. they don't concentrate in certain areas.
hotness knows no bounds.
you're worrying about the wrong things. just stay away from big cities, hot areas, and niggers and the rest will fall into place.
>>71528082
>implying everyone was a convict
>implying that America didn't have convicts during colonisation
>lose war to Canada
lmao nice buddy
>>71528020
I won't lie Montana doesn't have an abundance of hot women but there are loads of 7/10s. Bozeman and Missoula are our out of state containment zones.
>>71526369
That is considered spaceous as fuck here in the UK. Looking out your average window I can see into atleast 4 of my neighbour's houses, and my area is considered a relatively Middleclass suburb.
I would love to settle for a neighbourhood like that, damn.
>>71527672
>>71527772
>>71527785
No skill and shit education.
I have my final school exam which I did horribly in due to apathy, laziness and constant harrasment by white niggers.
Where could I do some more research into moving over to America anyway? Maybe I'll try to get a better education over there, It'll be better than anything I ever could have gotten in this shithole.
I live in Delaware which is border state of MD.
Overall MD has some very, very nice areas. Rich and afluent; however, it also has some shit holes. Do your research and find a good spot.
MD and DE are really nice and an easy 30-60 min drive to some pretty nice beaches
Idk how old you are but the beaches are a great place to go during the summer or even live if you don't mind the slow off seasons.
>>71528197
I thought they were like 90% sluts though
planning to grit my teeth and join a church
