Cruz (pbuh) vs Clinton
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So, when the race inevitably narrows down to Cruz (pbuh) and Clinton, how can anyone delude themselves into thinking Clinton will win?
I can see it now...
>Cruz (pbuh) and Clinton on stage for the first debate
>Cruz (pbuh) looks into the crowd and says
>"Clinton is not a true conservative"
>cheers erupt
>"turn the cameras!"
>the cameras swivel past Clinton as she bursts into tears, knowing her campaign is over, on its way to film the crowd
>virgins are giving birth, Rubio is chugging wine, and everyone in the crowd is singing the American anthem while patriotic tears stream down their cheeks
>Hillary is indicted and the police haul her off the debate stage
>the cameras swivel back to Cruz (pbuh) curing a man of leprosy
>he looks into the camera
>a booger begins to slip out of his nose, but the patriotic cameraman zooms into his eyes as Cruz gives a fatherly wink
>atheists watching this all across the country burst into flames
>the broadcast ends and America is God's country once again
>>71509431
Ted "Please Clap" Cruz
>>71509431
Cruz is my boy.
>>71509431
Its over you Cruz shills. MATHEMATICALLY ELIMINATED!
Your boy is finished. Cash in and quit your Applied Memetics LLC job.
>>71509431
He have no chance to win with Hillary you kike.
>>71509639
>This damage control
>>71509639
Just wait until we get to the brokered convention, then we'll see how much your precious math helps you!
The only math I need is Cruz (pbuh) + the Presidency = the future of America
>>71509822
This
>>71509822
/thread
>>71509736
But God is with him, friendo
>>71509822
This
I just found this conclusive evidence that Cruz (pbuh) will be choosing Jesus Christ, our lord and savior as his Vice President!
God bless America!
He just can't lose with a ticket like this
