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Cruz (pbuh) vs Clinton
2016-04-20 07:39:46 Post No. 71509431
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Cruz (pbuh) vs Clinton
Anonymous
2016-04-20 07:39:46
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So, when the race inevitably narrows down to Cruz (pbuh) and Clinton, how can anyone delude themselves into thinking Clinton will win?
I can see it now...
>Cruz (pbuh) and Clinton on stage for the first debate
>Cruz (pbuh) looks into the crowd and says
>"Clinton is not a true conservative"
>cheers erupt
>"turn the cameras!"
>the cameras swivel past Clinton as she bursts into tears, knowing her campaign is over, on its way to film the crowd
>virgins are giving birth, Rubio is chugging wine, and everyone in the crowd is singing the American anthem while patriotic tears stream down their cheeks
>Hillary is indicted and the police haul her off the debate stage
>the cameras swivel back to Cruz (pbuh) curing a man of leprosy
>he looks into the camera
>a booger begins to slip out of his nose, but the patriotic cameraman zooms into his eyes as Cruz gives a fatherly wink
>atheists watching this all across the country burst into flames
>the broadcast ends and America is God's country once again
