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Is this Teds end?
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He's been out of the race for a couple months.
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>>71505442
Trump needs to see this. Excellent talking point, Cruz is just a higher level Kasich now.
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>>71505518
someone tweet him
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>>71505442
About fucking time.

Holy shit anons, I hope all these cruz missiles calmly go fuck themselves up their ass like the nice little shills they are. Tired of the whole "Trump is a plant" "Trump isn't serious" "No ones voting for him".

FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>71505518
im sure he is aware
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>>71505518
>>71505549
Yeah he really needs Detective Dweeb to inform him about this stuff.

What you should be doing is trying to get him to retweet my beautiful #MirrorsForSJWs campaign where we try to get protestors to punch a mirror held up to them.
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>>71505442
I was about to vote for Trump, but I don't think he can recover after this... I am now a #cruzmissle

>inb4
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>>71505492
I miss the notorious J.E.B.

I hope he's doing all those cool things he was saying he could do instead of campaign.

He was the Yin to Don's Yang
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>>71505690
>Yeah he really needs Detective Dweeb to inform him about this stuff
Considering how off the cuff and improvised his campaign is he very well might.
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Cruz missile was a dud.
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>>71505442
El Rato is Kill...
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>>71505744
Can we have some good ol' Jebbie memes in commemoration ?
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>>71505948
But of course!
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>>71505690
We are his "internet people".
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>>71505948
>mfw Jeb runs third party and wins
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>>71505866
phlegm missle
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>>71506008
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>>71506176
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>>71506791

>that ad

Haha oh man. He must be hitting the guac bowl really hard right now
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>>71505442
>58%

shit you guys, that's a lot. he's really gonna have to tear it up in cali
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>>71506791
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>>71506037
>autists actually believe this
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>>71506791
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>>71505568
They're not. They think he'll "steal" the win at the convention.

Why the fuck are they supprting someone who cheats their way through like a pathetic jackass? Fucking Christ..
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>>71507030
JUST
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>>71505442

>tfw Israel rigs the vote in a few months and trump doesn't get in

You guys are in for a shock.
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>>71505442
he mentionned it in his speech, pay attention people
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>>71507185
I know he is rhyming.. but

>Glock
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>>71507108
>cheats their way through

There's nothing cheaty about a contested convention, though.
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>>71505442
CRUZLIMS BTFO
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>>71507030
Jesus that sucks.
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>>71506930
Well you have to consider that Trump is going to blow out the primaries in the entire North-East. After that, Winner-take-all states w/o a Trump lean: Montana, South Dakota are lost, but they have relatively small delegate counts so it won't hurt Trump too badly.
However, even with the blow-out in the NE, Cali will make or break everything.

But also he has hurdles in Nebraska, Oregon, Washington, New Mexico.

and in those Winner-take-all states w/o a Trump lean: Montana, South Dakota.

Good thing is that the states where Trump is not favored, he can still inch out with a few delegates in each, and it won't matter too much being that the delegate counts for these states are relatively low.
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>>71505948
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/pol/ will shit their collective pants when all of Trump's delegates abandon him and Cruz wins on the second ballot fair and square.
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>>71508712
Yeah, the establishment giving delegates to Cruz and using anti-democratic measures and backroom deals to override the decision of Republican primary voters. Fair and square.
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>>71508712
>implying there won't be a jeb surge in the brokered convention

slow and steady motherfucker
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>>71505866

Cruz missileโ„ข
Made in North Koreaโ„ข Best Koreaโ„ข
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>>71508923

Jeb the guac tortoise?
It ain't easy being green.
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>>71508712
>fair and square.
Good one shill
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>>71508923
>mfw Jeb! isn't even going to the convention
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/04/12/jeb-bush-to-skip-gop-convention.html
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>>71509988

Doesn't that mean he knows there is no point in going?

Is this fixed?
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Drumpf will get cucked out of the delegates just enough to give us a contesTED convention, and Cruz will come out the nominee.

The republican party is NOT going to nominate a guaranteed loser like Drumpf for the general. Drumpf can go fuck off back to building his ugly towers with mob help or run third party if he really wants it (he doesn't).
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>>71510322
>$0.05 has been deposited in your account
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>>71505744
>>71505948
>>71506008
Fuck I know, Jeb!'s memes were way more hilarious than Rato's.
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>>71507185
Threatening to shoot himself if he lost wasn't quite the dumbest thing Jeb has done, but it comes close.

Marrying Colombia still takes the cake though.
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ZOMBIE CANDIDATE !!!
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>>71505442
Can someone without enough delegates just run as independent?
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>>71507307
hey lets just give the nomination to some guy who got a lot less votes than the guy we don't like
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I was a cruz supporter but now that i see he has no legitimate path to the nomination i am now a hillfire missile!!
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>>71510159

im sure he would rather hold on to whatever is left of his career than partake in that shit show
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>>71507030
yikes...
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>>71510322
>still shilling for #3
Kasich is gonna be #2 from now on
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>>71505518
>Trump needs to see this.

he's got it breh. he even addressed it in his victory speech in NY by saying 'cruz is mathematically eliminated'.

>Excellent talking point, Cruz is just a higher level Kasich now.

so good that he'll be sure to drive it home constantly.
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>>71516321
Kasich is gonna be #2 now

Here are the projections:
CT: Cruz #3
MD: Cruz #3
PA: Cruz barely ahead of Kasich for #2
CA: Cruz #2
NJ: Cruz #3

Cruz is done, and that's from the pre-NY fiasco polls.
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Actually Cruz has more delegates than Trump. You will see when the votes from the second ballot are counted.
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>>71517404
Will you match my donation to show Cruzer that we'll never give up?
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>>71505518
Source of OP pic is wikipedia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_presidential_primaries,_2016

He will not drop out. He's probably waiting for the opportunity to be Trumps VP, knowing how a slimy rat he is.

>>71505442
The only reason Ted got support is because of the #nevertrump retards.

His only real value is because he is the only one left that can block trump.

He is as slimy and unlikable as it gets.

1. Does not have friends in the senate.

2. He sounds like a televangelist.

3. Lied about Carson dropping out in Iowa.

4. Lied about Rubio dropping out in Hawaii.

5. Robocalls about Kasich endorsed by democrats in NY.

6. New York values comment.

7. Celebrates that he is winning delegates where he has not been voted.

8. Fake Voter Violation mailers in Iowa.

9. Claims that he is against washington cartel but is backed by wall street lobbyists.

10. People actually think he is the zodiac killer based on a survey. Fucking why? because he is damn creepy.
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I'm confused, I see there different totals so far. How many delegates does Trump actually have?
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>>71519390

There are*
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>>71519283
Bunch of fucking faggots in Texas, I tell ya. Great disgrace.
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You retards actually think Cruz was going for the 1237 delegates? Don't you get it, we only wanted to prevent Trump from getting the 1237, and we were successful weeks ago. BROKERED CONVENTION MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>71505442
>Kasich is still in the race

It's been over a month since Florida and he's still behind Rubio and, at the current rate, he'll never surpass him.

This guy is a sad troll.
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>>71505442
What are the chances the GOP will pull off a brokered convention? From what i've read it looks like that it was Cruz has been hoping for all along as it would pretty much hand him the job.
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>>71514518
If Hillary wins Im going to the NYSE and buying shares in pantsuit
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>>71519773
Yet he's gonna beat Cruz in most upcoming primaries. Yeah Kasich is a loser but by beating Cruz consistently he's gonna show that Cruz is an even bigger loser.
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>>71507185
Not even a glock in pic
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>>71519962
GOP are hoping Kasich has a strong showing in remaining lib states so they can spin it as a 'last minute surge' and 'real Americans rallying against Trump' as an excuse to give it to him. As far as they're concerned rato isn't a good option, he's just less of a threat to them than Trump.
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>>71519623

Wasn't me dude. I think he is a jewish diaspora plant.
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I wonder what Jeb Bush has been up to. I honestly feel bad for him, he seems like an overall really nice guy. He's just not meant to be president.
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>MUH CONTESTED CONVENTION

GOP is over. They proved they're run by a bunch of slimy jew-loving fucks that would rather stifle democracy and try to shut someone out of their party than admit they have no better candidate.
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Look, I'm Trump all the way, but he can't win. Kasich needs to be chosen as candidate if we don't want Clinton in office
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>>71506037
He saved his land o lakes butter, though.
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>>71521180
>F-35 program
>disastrous

It wasn't a disaster, just a very expensive success
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>>71521338
nice proxy bruce
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>>71510322
Why would they pick Cruz? They hate him. If they get the opportunity to flip the table over, say hello to your nominee.
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>>71521338
>Look, I'm Trump all the way, but he can't win. Kasich needs to be chosen as candidate if we don't want Clinton in office

LOOK! a shill!
or a troll I can't tell them apart anymore
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>>71521540
Trolls are basically shills who do it for free.
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>>71521186
>Implying Rubio wasnt a better candidate
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>>71519283
That's a pretty comprehensive list. Slap some links to do with those claims and you've got yourself a cross-site shitposting propaganda.
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>>71505442
>Implying a brokered convention still isnt inevitable
>Implying Trump wont get cucked out of the nomination
>Implying even if by some miracle Trump gets the nomination, the Establishment wont start shilling for Hillary
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>>71505442
They're just gonna go indipendent, divide all the republican votes and let the democrats have one of the easiest presidentials ever.
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>>71507307
>cucks actually believe this
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>>71510322


>A Canadian knowing anything about anything let alone American politics
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>>71507901
It will be interesting to see if those change now that Cruz can't win. Trump really needs to bring that up a lot. Especially since Cruz blasted Kaisch about staying in even though he had no pathway.
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>>71505442
No it's Trump's end. Contested convention = 0 chance he gets the nomination.
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>>71522224
>GoP starts actively campaigning for hillary
Why can I imagine this so clearly,
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>>71522835
Probably because the establishment actually would rather see Hillary in the white house than Trump. She's at least owned by the same Masters and will continue their world police policies
http://www.infowars.com/republican-establishment-plans-to-support-hillary/
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Drumpf BTFO
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>>71505492
did his daddy got angry at him for losing 10 millions
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>>71519623

Only steer and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like steer to me.
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>>71505442
>Cruz 559
>1,237 needed for nomination ยท 734 still available
Google says Cruz can still be nominated?
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>>71510322
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>>71520893
Squishy glock, go ask /k/ about the FN pistols and direct sunlight.
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>>71507108
There will be no convention faggot!
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