What if every state had its own Monarchy, with the federal government only controlling the military?
What current governor would do best?
>>71504847
Nebraska's king would be the football head coach.
>>71504847
>MD
>Aids
Goddamn niggers ruining stuff for us again.
>>71505046
also how the fuck is "weakest government influence" a bad thing?
Tornadoes like we don't get any or the one we did get forever ago was really bad. This is poorly worded
Sorry everyone, this one's less jewish
>>71504847
>top left corner state
Does it mean they have the most or the least bestiality? What makes it the worse at it?
>>71504847
>Maine
>Dumb
Maine has one of the highest average IQ scores in the country. Nice shill
>>71504847
Illinois here. If Rauner could govern by decree we'd have most of the state's problems cleared up in a big hurry, just bust all the public unions and eliminate 3/4 of the gorillion layers of local government.
>>71504847
>Gonorrhea
Well that's embarrassing. I thought for sure we'd get worst drivers.
>>71505270
There's a lot of literal horsefuckers in Washington state.
Google Mr. Hands. Or don't, it's really your call.
>>71505126
I'm not sure if they mean weakest influence on the government or if the government has the weakest influence on Idaho. I'm gonna guess the former.
>>71505270
most if i know anything about washington
generally people frown on fucking animals so imma say its a bad thing
>>71504847
> weakest government influence
wut
>>71505262
>tfw not in the top half
We once had a glorious emperor.
>>71504847
>Utah
>porn usage
Huh. Maybe Herbert isn't full of shit after all.
Still a cuck though.
Colorado I think we'd be in the bottom half or right at the middle.
How is "Oldest State" something to be ashamed of?
>>71504847
>Maine listed as the dumbest state
wat
Maine is ranked #6 out of the 50 states as far as IQ is concerned. Mississippi is the "dumbest state."
americants r retards
jews own u, goyim
>>71505270
Trying to decide what state you should move to before we build the wall?
>>71504847
>teacher salary
Based NC.
>>71505262
I love living in Illinois, greatest state known to man bless up senpai
>>71506525
we should have some "I'm a stupid cuckold" bumper stickers printed and then slap them on cars like this. With that many stickers the owner won't notice one extra.
come home, white man
>>71504847
>ohio
>nerdiest state
I mean compared to most of the others...
>weakest government influence
How is this a bad thing?
>>71506525
that WWW.STUPIDGAYBAND.COM sticker made me chuckle T BH F.am
>weakest gov't influence
>worst
pick one
>>71507542
looks like they didn't pay for that url domain anymore
>>71506525
>>71508366
Fucking oakies
>>71505440
http://www.commonwealthfoundation.org/policyblog/detail/2010-sat-scores-by-state
This is the metric by which they based their conclusion.
It's rather grasping, yet it exists.
>>71504847
TIL move to New Mexico
>>71504847
>Maine
>Dumbest state
What?
>>71504847
>nerds
Again, Ohio just turns out to be meh
>>71504847
I fail to see how weak government influence is a bad thing
>>71504847
>Iowa
>worst at being oldest state
>>71504847
>New Jersey
>taxes
As a resident I can confirm.
>>71504847
So is Colorado using the most Cocaine, or is it just bad at using Cocaine? The way this is phrased is fairly unclear.