This used to be fat enough to be a joke.
>>71499560
Ur a joke
If you want a real joke, post this exact same thread on /co/.
I dare you.
When The Simpsons premiered, 239lbs was considered comically obese. By 1995 this was so typical that they did a really outrageous episode with a 300lb Homer.
When Family Guy premiered in 1999, the dad (who is easily twice the size of Homer Simpson) was also then considered comically obese.
That would imply that The Simpsons ever had jokes.
I'm pretty chubby, no lie but I still have no idea how some people get so fucking fat
If you've gotten to the point where you can't even walk anymore because you can't stop eating burgers than you might as well just kill yourself.
>>71500698
yo bud
google sheets
make a spreadsheet that has monday/tuesday/->sunday on the x axis
week 1/2/3/4/->500 on the y axis
record calories eaten on each day-even guessing is better than nothing
due to free smartphone app, you can use this as a calorie tracker thru ur day
then u can compare the results you get each day of every week
go to http://www.bmi-calculator.net/bmr-calculator/ and do that
try to eat slightly less than that
once you know what you should be eating, you will shame yourself into eating properly
good luck
>>71499560
Dindus and Mexicans do inflate the numbers, but it still remains that white Americans are pretty fat too.
>>71501026
thanks man
>>71501193
Will manlets ever learn?
>>71500698
Go to /fit/
Don't post, but read the sticky. It has every bit of information you need
>mfw 6'7", weigh over 300 lbs, don't look like a fatty, but feel like one because of this episode...
>>71499560
>TFW I'm exactly 1 homer simpson.
>>71502834
you're fat, dude
>>71499783
w-what would happen?
>>71502834
lol stop eating so much fatass wtf is wrong with you
>>71499560
we don't deserve to be saved
Better than being skinny. I'm a fucking skeleton, and I just can't for the life of me eat big to get big. Food repulses me. I'm lactose intolerant and get sick and have the shits. When to stop and look at how everything has milk and cheese i stopped eating a lot to maintain my health. Now I'm practically a vegan because we practically get 75% of our protein and fats from dairy.
I'm white btw
>>71503481
>Better than being skinny. I'm a fucking skeleton, and I just can't for the life of me eat big to get big.
No it's not dude. Cute hipster girls dig the skellies. Just smoke weed and listen to obscure music and you will be good.
>>71500698
app called lose it!
super ez and walks u through everything, no speadsheets needed
>>71499560
lmao what a fucking twink
bet he can't even squat 5pl8
>>71499560
I'd honestly murder a child to weigh that little.
But I guess not stop eating 5000 calories a day.
>>71503358
They don't call it /co/mblr for nothing, m8.
>>71504395
Cutting isn't THAT hard dude.
>>71503481
>I'm lactose intolerant
>I'm white btw
You're not white
>>71504692
Depends what "tolerant" means. I fart a lot when I consume dairy. This means I'm intolerant to some people, but I still do it because dairy is fucking awesome.
>>71504802
I still have it, I get gassy and have the shits. But the worst is the acne afterwards. I bet they put estrogen in the milk here
>>71499560
>>71502834
Big guy...
>>71502834
>>71499560
>>71499826
What the fuck? Tell me you're joking. I'm 231lbs.
>>71501026
>record calories eaten
Still believeing the calorie meme that was pushed by the sugar industry.
It's not less calories = less fat, read this: https://lowerthought.wordpress.com/complete-notes-to-good-calories-bad-calories/#inescapable-conclusions
>>71504907
for you
>>71499826
>When The Simpsons premiered, 239lbs was considered comically obese
what, no it wasn't
Homer was just an overweight guy with a beerbelly.
>>71500698
This
I'm in good shape now at 21 but from 13 to 17 (Got fit for graduation) and 18-20 I was fat/chubby but I never got really fat, my BMI was always in on the lower side of overweight
The fact that people don't recognise they're getting fat and manage to plough right through overweight and go into obese blows my mind
>>71505114
Yep, THIS is the comically fat Simpson's character:
Fatties need to lose weight. Quit bringing up the average, this is not acceptable for humans.
>>71505114
No he was fat as shit. Link related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zCgAkAP1Ec
>>71505022
Calories in and calories out are literally the only things that matter. Anything else is a merchant pretending to be your ally to sell you useless dieting fads.
The latest "studies" won't change this age old truth.
>>71505308
but muh Taubes!
>>71505308
You know what burns calories?
Meth! :D
>>71505022
schlomo fuck off pls.
I'm slightly chubby because I'm a university student who also works so my metabolism is fucked (and I eat shitty stuff), but still, how do you get THIS fat?
TL;DR Drink milk your body will get used to it. Stop being s special white snowflake.
>>71504692
may i share my own experience with you.
>be me
>had a vegan GF
>ate vegan for 3 months
>then started to frink milk again
>suddenly intolerant and get the shit stomach hurst etc
>dont care
>drink milk for 2 weeks after
>everything is fine
> can drink milk again without negative effects
>conclusion
>Lactate is an enzyme that the body only produces if needed to cut down the milk sugar its called epigenetics. The body deactivates the enyme producing encoded sequence on your DNA because it is way more easy to cut down normal sugar which has only half the molecule size.
>>71500698
it's mostly vain denial. people think they look passable if they mask it under fat people clothes and never try to take any other steps, like improving diet and exercise. so they just get fatter and fatter. but when they look in the mirror, they don't think they're that bad.
"sure I have a little extra, but I still look OK"
they start avoiding mirrors and looking at photos of themselves to prevent themselves from seeing the truth. those are the normal ones. others completely lose it and delude themselves into thinking they're healthy and attractive due to their obesity.
>>71505632
that's dumb. if you made a chinese lactose intolerant person drink milk for 2 days straight, they'd suffer every time.
>>71499560
The 239 lbs figure for Homer is way off. I don't know why they used it.
My dad is about Homer size and shape, and he's up around 280.
![1415490796683[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZbJXruZ.jpg "1415490796683[1].jpg")
>>71505308
it,s the sugar, not cal in/cal out.
insulin/ diabeties etc.
>>71504892
The past was amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGa6BPj3Mcw
>>71505747
it's a mixture of things: cals, sugar, insulin/diabetes, metabolism, etc.
thankfully I can eat whatever I want and stay a beanpole
>>71505747
sure, mate.
>>71500698
Dude, you have no excuse for not living up to your physical potential. Start exercising, start eating right, start sleeping better. It is worth it. I don't think I need to explain the benefits that come from a healthy body. Get out there and work for it.
That feel when just a while ago I was fatter than homer in this pic but now I'm much below it.
We're all gonna make it
honestly you'd have to be a manlet to be obese at 239lbs
>>71501193
AMERICA IS GOING FOR THE HIGH SCORE!
>>71505747
Exactly. It's insuline and hormones. When girls' breast start to grow in puberty it's because the body decides to build fat tissue, not because she was eating too much beef.
>>71506042
>fatass detected
>>71506042
Please be bait. But looking at that flag, I'm really doubting it.
>post something on the /co/ thread
>instantly gets deleted
oh right, forgot that /co/ is literally fucking tumblr now
>>71506461
it has been for like 5 years minimum
It never ceases to amaze me how many fat fucks /pol/ has.
>>71505728
Actually no. They are physically able to split down lactose as they were babys. The information on the DNA remains though it is deactivated trough epigentics because it would be a loss of energy to produce something the body wont need. With enough time you can get almost any person to produce lactate again imho execpt the people who really are intolerant and react allergic to diary products but studys found out that this is less than 1% and that means they were already allergic as baby even to their mothers milk. Just google how milk consumption changed over the last decade in china.
>>71506042
no you just have to be a burger
>>71506590
forgot this
>>71506071
Plenty of other countries now have fat people.
>>71506461
The mods are so sensitive on that board for no reason. I posted something once that would be harmless on every other board but got me banned on for a day on /co/.
>>71499826
Some sort of meme type magic?
>>71499560
while i was in high school I weighed slightly over 100kg and everyone called me a fatty.
Now i weight 90kg and still often hear that I should lose some..
>>71506071
I think either we or Mexico are now the fattest nation. The leader in the race always changes though.
>>71499826
>239
>obese
Manlets, when will they learn?
>>71506852
the thread 404'd now
jesus christ, the board just needs removed.
>>71506916
Go excercise porky
>>71506916
How tall are you?
>>71499560
It still is, if you're short enough. 4' 11" and 235 is pretty funny when you see it, the squatty little barrel look never ceases to make me chuckle.
>>71499560
>tfw I'm 6'5 and 165kg (364lbs)
>tfw before I started losing weight I was 190kg (419lbs)
>>71507049
183cm
>>71499560
Since we're using American units here...
5'6"
245 lbs
Practicing health at every size and fit as a fiddle.
Bite me /pol/.
>>71507118
you're a big guy
>>71505308
>I'll burn fat AND lose muscle
Macros are fucking important, schlomo. You certainly don't want to become weaker from a calorie deficit, but you don't have to prod yourself by making yourself hungrier than you have to be to maintain fat loss.
>he literally thinks he can diet with twinkies and hot dogs and be completely fine
>tfw 5'6
>273 LBS
>>71507203
>5'6"
>>71507118
Damn son. At least you're losing weight though. Do it now before you get too old.
>>71507203
>5'6
HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>71507203
Do you prefer the term "little person" or is dwarf ok? I feel like being too politically correct is insulting in its own way.
>>71507203
>5'6"
>245 lbs
Holy shit fatty.
>>71507210
4U
>>71507300
Yeah, I'm 24 now. Wish I'd started sooner but better now than never.
>>71499560
>5'7", struggling to break the 125lbs mark
>tfw asian
I just want to GROW, damn it
>>71507459
Pretty sure mid 30's people start having a way harder time losing weight. Twenties and early thirties is prime time to get in shape.
>>71507556
eat more
>i-i-im special!
you're not
you're exactly like the fatties that say they can't lose weight but in reverse
count your calories and eat more
>I eat a lot!
you don't.
>>71505553
Your metabolism is not fucked, you just eat too much.
>tfw used to be 6'1 and 240 lbs in high school
>now at 160 lbs and skeltal mode at 20
>have no motivation to gain muscle
>>71507203
That dude isn't even 245 pounds. He's probably not even 180.
>>71502834
you definitely do look like a fatty
>>71507203
5'6" lean is not 245lbs, that pic is not natty and it is not you either. Nice bate though.
>>71499829
dental plan
>>71508131
lisa needs braces
>>71507638
This. I have been around these kind of people. I spent a full day with one that stopped it when he realized he does not eat near as much as the rest of the people in the group. I have also been around the reverse. This fat guy claims he does not eat much or eat much junk food. I hung around him for much of the day and watched him eat a whole chocolate pie, brownies, 2 litres of soda,and a bag of mini donuts. this does not include the "real" food he ate that day.
>>71505783
Holy fuck that's amazing
>>71505783
that was awesome
>>71505894
Trust him. Unfortunately most of /fit/ hasn't caught on to this yet.
The Aussie is right for once.
>>71505863
Fairly true, but mostly how much you eat.
I won a retarded amount of money through gambling this year and took half the year off work. I am a full blown alcoholic and eat like garbage. I still only weight 175lbs and look good. I can't imagine how anyone could surpass 300lbs, I literally have slacked around drunk and stoned all day eating fast food and whatever I want on demand.
I've been so hedonistic and yet I still am not fat. Like how fucking high on the hog do you have to be living???
>>71499560
I feel like people must have to WORK to get fatter than this.
I'm hovering around 200lbs, but I eat like shit and don't exercise at all.
I can't fathom how someone could manage to eat enough food that they can no longer put their arms flat at their sides unless they were trying to get that fat.
>>71508184
Dental plan
Also:
6' / 184cm
206lbs / 94kg
Feelsgoodman
>>71509717
Source freedombro?
I agree sugar is aids but ill need to see some hard science for this.
