https://twitter.com/ABC/status/722612967313903616?lang=en
What did he mean by this /pol/?
>truSTed
more like truMPed
>>71492320
Nobody knows
>>71492320
LEWD
>>71492320
He would copulate with that Rat missionary style
>ABC can be counted on to screw up the audio and cut off the full quote
As expected of media
It means don't ever count America out, dummy.
Ted will get up off the mat and come back swinging.
He's alluding to the things he does in his rape cellar.
I think Ted wants to copulate with the Statue of Liberty. I'm still a #cruzmissile and hope to see this on phub
America is best when it's on its back getting raped by foreigners
>>71494345
Get back in the maze cheeseboy
>>71492320
Seriously WTF was he thinking when he said that.
Fucking Hell...Cruz is one Creepy Fucker.
>first copulating with a rat
>now this
He loves his innuendos huh?
>>71492320
RAAAAA PEEEEE
>>71492320
>missionary position
>says he's from Texas
>not cowgirl style
Yup he's definitely a Canadian.
>>71492320
No amount of political consulting and candidate polishing can remove his innate creepiness.
He's a rat fucker for sure.
A rat fucker who just flamed out.
He wants to rape america. I guess his own daughter is getting a lil loose and stale.
Is ted gaining weight?
>>71492320
Can't he stop thinking about sex for just 5 seconds?
I wonder how many kids he really has?
>>71492320
Sounds like a bad lead up to wrestling analogy. I only know the Half Nelson.
trump_wrestlemania.webm
>>71494345
Sorry, let me end the quote for you
>When she is lying down with her back on the mat...tress
>>71492320
>>71492629
more like defeaTED
>>71493479
I do
it's really jewy neuro linguistic programming shit to make you get excited with a sexual innuendo
>>71494219
Holy fuck this meme I love it.
Can't believe this guy said he'd fornicate with rats in public
as in america was better when he could pull the wool over all our eyes
>>71492320
He wants to fuck the statue of liberty...kinky.
>>71496865
He's getting fat from sucking down all that Saudi semen.
He looks like Robin Williams
>>71492320
>America has always been best when she is lying
>>71496865
All those tonsil stone are going right to his thighs.
>>71497229
>>71497076
the fuck.. is that a shooop?
>>71499004
Nope
>>71499004
I FOUND IT HOLY SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_puFGP1h2E
SKIP TO 23:48
>>71494345
This, Cruz is going to run the table in Indiana, California, Washington and Oregon and win the contesTED convention.
You can't out-creep the Rato.
>>71499794
WA likes Trump. Cruz will lose the general if he gets that far.
>>71492320
What a horrible analogy.
>>71497076
my fucking sides
>>71492320
RAEP
>>71492320
Buns up and kneelin.
>>71497076
RARE CRUZ
>>71499794
>>71492320
He is going to violate a nation against its will and cause irreparable damage
>just like to his 10 year old daughter
KEKSERVATIVE CONFIRMED
WE WERE RIGHT BOYS
>>71499746
HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK
>>71492320
If America was not lying down with her back on a mat Ted Cruz' father would not have entered her.
>>71501128
What a vicious rumor that could do irreparable harm to his campaign if he were ever cornered into addressing it live. Credible or not. Unthinkable that someone would imply Ted Cruz raped his 10 year old daughter.
>>71496865
Heidi is no longer cooking, and Cambells' soups do not do a body good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sam_nEjFIew
>>71501029
He's doing a shit job lmao
>>71492320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mvR-ST_zgo
>>71501029
>applied memetics
aka shitposting.
Lyin' Ted can't stop thinking about fucking whores. Shameful he had to drag Lady Liberty into his lewd fantasies.
>>71492320
That cannot be a real quote...
>checks
>it is
Ok it's time for you "Cruz Missile" fags to acknowledge something, he is a creepy fuck who is constantly saying and doing things that would destroy him in a general election. He eats his own fucking boogers for god's sake, how do you think that would have played over if he wasn't being sheltered by the media as the anti Trump guy? You think Trump's gaffes are bad? Cruz is a mess.
>>71492320
"America has always done better when getting two big black dicks shoved up her ass, then she goes ass to mouth and then rusty trombones one black ass while the other black guy is pounding her asshole until it turns inside out.
That's when America is at her best."
What did he mean by this?
>>71501995
>>71501995
thought that was a legitimate bernie quote for a second there no lie
>>71492320
Fuckin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat.
>>71492320
disgusting kike trash
>>71492320
Ted wants to fuck america like the DIRTY whore that she is.
Much like all the other whores hes fucked apparently.
>>71501817
Sorry but eating boogers is essential when you're out in the canadian cold.
>>71497076 >>71499004 >>71500729 >>71500916
I saw it on Reddit too
>>71494219
Kek'd
>>71497076
Holy fuck I'm on the floor crying
>>71497076
anyone have a link to this episode for lulz?
>>71502262
Is that real?
>>71492320
>https://twitter.com/ABC/status/722612967313903616?lang=en
"RAPEFUGEES WELCOME"
>>71502846
never mind, found it
go to 23:24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-DEsYuxylI
>>71492320
Ted Cruz wants to get freaky with America.
>>71494523
President Hillary will bring out the best in America.
>>71505254
In this alternate dimension you speak of, is Jeb her vice president?
