>yo dadda, how you met momma?
>>71492193
Better question is how the fuck did you find me?
bitch, who duh fuck is you?
>>71492193
Nikka who da fuk you be?
>>71492193
At a Bernie rally my nubian princess!
>>71492264
fucking kek
[silence intensifies]
>>71492193
Why dont you I show you ok first open your mouth.
>>71492193
Oh honey we will get that speech impediment fixed soon. You know we met at college! Now let me read you Lion Witch and the Wardrobe and then it's time for bed :)
Well, kids
>proceeds to tell 9 year long story that has nothing to do with your mother for the first 8 years
>>71492193
Well you see, I was on a safari and walked past your mother's husband's cuck-hut and saw that he was looking for a purebred Swedish bull.
Or "tjur" as we say in Sweden.
>>71492193
> Yo momma, where is daddy?