Is it autism? What is so hard to get lol?
>>71472134
Being a good Christian requires you to give up many things you may hold dear but the reward is much greater in the end.
>lol give us ur money and don't be "degenerate" and you will get a huge reward from god
>>71472319
>le man with 3 martyrs' crosses on his country's flag hates christianity
>>71472134
Jesus is only assuming she would prefer the bigger teddy.
>>71472537
Sorry lad, it's ironic shitposting.
>>71472134
>the christtard assumes God will give her the other Teddy bear
>>71472134
It's telling people that they need to give up their inconsequential, earthly pleasures if they wish to receive the ultimate gift in the kingdom of God.
It's fucking easy to figure out.
>>71472950
This
no greater thing to obtain than Heaven and Eternity
>>71472134
jesus want to steal more teddy bears
>>71472134
Jesus steals toys from children like a jew he was.
>>71472255
>doing stuff for a pay off
>chrischuns consider this good
This is why jeezoids are despicable
Jesus was not a Jew. The term Jew was created by the Jews of Christianity, Protestants, in constructing the KJV version of the Bible, at a time when the Ashkenazi had assumed control of the Hebrew faith and turned it into a tribalistic Satantic cult. Jesus was ethnically a Levantine (a white group, with a diversity of hair and eye colors) and an Israelite by birth. He preached against the Pharisees, who happened to be the exact group who turned the Israelite faith into post-Temple Rabbinic Judaism after Christ’s death and the destruction of the Temple in A.D. 70.
This faith eliminated the tenets of the original faith through historical revisionism, going so far as to create a new holy text, the Talmud. This evil manuscript was finalized only several centuries after the New Testament was well established in its entirety. Jews today attempt to “reclaim Jesus as a Jew” so labeling Christ as such is playing right into the cult’s hands. In reality, Judaism has nothing to do with the Temple faith, and that faith actually continues on in the altars of Catholic and Orthodox churches all over the world, as does the proper legacy of the Roman Empire in the sacred Christian priesthood.
Jews hated that Christ ushered in the Western ethos and connected it to the faith that they hoped to subvert and own. So they used academia to say Jesus was not white, and Jesus was a Jew, and Jesus did not preach anything related to Western civilization. These are all lies, and some of you stormniggers eat it up like pathetic goyim.
Never forget that Western civilization lies in the synthesis and transformation of the Israelite sacrifice with Roman authority, and that at the center of this transformation is the person and sacrifice of God-made-Man Jesus Christ.
>>71472134
>implying bigger is always better
>implying sentimentality counts for nothing
What if she doesn't want your oversized bear that she can't feasibly carry around with her? What if she's spent her entire life with that bear as her companion, and she doesn't want a new one that means jack shit to her?
>>71473913
Well, he's fucking God so he probably knows her deepest desires best...
>>71473147
Jesus talked exactly about this kind of thing and he essentially said that if you aren't truly a good person in your heart then you aren't a good person at all, the comic is just a cartoon my dude calm down.
>>71474569
But how will atheists make their strawman to attack if you point this out, you shitlord
it's telling us that bigger is better
for example, if you're under 6' then you're a piece of shit
also, if your dick is under 7" then no woman will ever be satisfied by you.
>>71472134
Have some fucking decency.
Jesus wants to cuck Muhammed?
>>71473378
[citation needed]
>>71472134
>Give Jesus your old teddy bear
>Jesus will give you a teddy bear with a bigger cock
>>71474569
so if you are at heart a good person, but behave like a degenerate, you still go to hell right
>>71472134
"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush".
Except reversed, and stupid.
>>71474925
If you are good at heart, you won't behave like a degenerate
>>71474925
Don't be a retard.
>>71475298
This
>>71472134
You are not allowed to own false beings under penalty of death.
>>71477261
This.
Catholicucks will never understand that that cartoon endorses idolatry
>>71473913
This
Shit pic OP
>>71472134
Can't go back to faith, its too late for me I think
I do respect the bible though, I think fundamentally the Christian faith is good and should be encouraged
The only thing bad about it is the church that used to be abusive and power hungry until it recently got castrated and lobotomized.
>>71472134
>expecting discussion about religion to go anywhere on /pol/
