>the American gestapo can't find enough agents
Why aren't you applying, burgers? This would be your dream job.
>beat up niggers and muslimes if they look at them funny and get away scot-free
>terrorize shitskins and hippies by being the man
>carry a concealed smg wherever
>travel the world
>get paid well
>get dirt on politicians to sell when you retire
>>71470366
>thinks that actual secret service agents are normal jobs
you have to be in the special forces or extremely high up portions of the FBI/CIA before they'll even consider you, then you have to pass their "dindu nuffin" check which will reject you if you've looked at a hobo the wrong way, ever.
you have to be willingly ready to put your life down for the president, that's something a lot of people would hesitate or fail to do.
>>71470566
You can easily pretend to be ready to put your life down the the president. Other than that it just sounds like you have to be white
>>71470712
>easily pretend
you are unfamiliar with how SS agents actually work, or you're shitposting
everything in their tests are specially designed to produce (or attract) the most completely and utterly die hard loyal to the president members.
>>71470899
>implying /pol/ aren't bootlickers
>>71470566
>>71470712
what if the prez is someone you hate and you're assigned to protect them?
>>71472249
either do your job or quit, no in between
>>71470366
most SS agents work fraud, counterfeiting, and other treasury related activities. protection details are a smaller part of their operations.
>>71472249
you transfer to another division.
>>71472543
this, OP implied the secret service however. there's a lot of jobs a presidential authorized SS member can do.
>>71470366
>outside help
Lol even the SS wants to hire immigrants
So the Secret Service are sick of protecting king nigger and choosing to retire in droves, and nobody else wants to take jobs protecting king nigger?
Amazing
>>71470366
More like
>protect traitor
>take bullet for niggers
>beat up American patriots
>>71470566
Wow you're a fucking moron. Secret service is "like a normal job" in the sense that with a related bachelors you can apply straight out of college and get accepted
>>71473109
King Obongo the Great Unifier
>>71473228
>read that as "not get accepted"
Missed opportunity for bantz, for shame.
>>71473228
if you could actually read posts after the literal first one, you'd find out i was clarifying talking about protecting the president, not any other branch
said post is >>71472796
get fucked cunt, most presidential protecting members are military veterans and some of the best in the world.
>>71473109
Exactly
Secret Service isn't the Gestapo, the DHS police or NSA police would be our Gestapo
>>71470366
>>get paid well
if sub 100k is getting paid well when you're risking your life then sure, I guess
Was never a green beret / seal / ranger
Was never in the FBI or CIA
>>71470366
Because one of the things the Secret Service does is goes after counterfeiters, and they wouldn't let me arrest everybody at the Fed for counterfeiting.
>>71470366
the only requirement is that you're a good white guy from a good family with no criminal ties if you're a mormon you're chances go up apparentl
>>71470366
>Being paid to protect the Emperor
Is there a better job?
>>71470366
When men look around at the country these days they don't see something worth fighting for.
Apparently living a double life is not as cool as it sounds.
>>71470566
Secerete service agents aren't CIA SAD you tard
>>71470566
My mother is a retired secret service agent, she entered the job after studying criminal justice and working for the FBI for two years
>>71470366
>require you to be ex special forces, and incredibly seasoned law enforcement official, ex cia, or suck their cock as hard as you can
>gee why don't we have enough agents?
Hmmmmmmmm
>>71475065
SS doesn't exclusively protect the president, and those that do are hand picked by the POTUS
>>71475313
No you don't
>>71470566
>special forces or extremely high up portions of the FBI/CIA before they'll even consider you
nope
Get in on the ground floor of the new Praetorian Guard!
Murder and install Presidents on a whim!
>>71470366
The Secret Service has been crucified by Obama purging perceived-disloyal agents and imposing incompetent female leadership.
Can't understand why anyone would want to work for the secret service, anyways. Other than taking a bullet for some corrupt politician no one really cares if they get assassinated, or other than the fact that because of the federal reserve system literally every dollar in circulation is some form of legalized counterfeit, I mean, why bother?
>>71470366
every year there is a survey they send out to all the fed employees. and one of the results came out saying the secret service has the most dissatisfaction with their jobs.
The Job sucks, knew a guy who was doing it until 31 until he quit to go contracting and make more money.
He did check fraud and diplomatic protection, you need all sorts of bullshit to make it onto presidential detail, and they push niggers now so much and take away any fun there ever was to job by putting women in high positions.
also, you have to buy your own suits.
I'd totally do it but IIRC ever pirating anything excludes you.
They'd also probably never trust a person who posts on /pol/.
