Guys, its here. We got it, consumerism and American ideology has reached its height. It can only go down from here.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/19/mcdonalds-unleashes-the-grand-mac-on-the-united-states/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
Also general fast food news thread.
>>71470078
id rather be a be a fat
than all counties in
pic releated
>>71470285
forgot link
russia fags
btfo by a american kids show
http://www.pornhub.com/insights/pornhub-my-little-pony
How do you ear McDonald's without feeling sick? Fucking peasants
>>71470078
Dont forget you're also introducing bottomless fries, that is all-you-can-eat fries.
I cant wait to laugh at the stories such a amazing idea brings.
>>71470078
>For Americans who find the Big Mac is just too small, McDonald's have come up with an answer: the Grand Mac.
Big Macs really aren't that filling though, and this is coming from a 140lb skeleton man.
>>71470285
Slavs truly love that horse pussy
>>71470418
Lol what?
>>71470458
They're not filling because they're nothing but gross.
>>71470403
Probably by eating it not earring it like a fucking sperglord.
>>71470517
This
THIS IS IT BOYS
MURRICA HAS REACHED ITS ZENITH
>>71470625
That looks absolutely delicious.
You're not an American. You're a faggot.
>>71470418
Won't niggers and neets just explote this? Seriously I can already imagine them setting camp outside every Mcshit in the USA.
>>71470078
More proof Ohio and Texas are God tier states.
I'm in Ohio right now. I think I might get one tonight. Umad untermensch fags?
>>71470078
I think it's more people realising that you can make 4 burgers at home for the same price as a meal from macdonalds.
>>71470544
Damn, you caught a typo, good job! Do you do it for free?
>>71470857
Ohio: Kasich
Texas: Cruz
No, not mad at all.
>>71470078
I fucking love McDonald's. Sue me, you jew fucks.
>>71470857
Oh I am truly jealous of my ubermensch role-model going out of his way to eat McDonalds, what a feat.
>>71470866
Or that people are realizing that McD's food is unhealthy and generally shitty in price and taste?
>>71470285
Those countries have top taste
>you will never softly stroke rainbows wings
>>71470922
Are you mad?
If this was a sim city game, there would definitely be a little text box telling you America has created the grand Mac.
>>71471243
Are you fat?
I was on the toilet having diarrhea when I came across this. The pic of that Big Mac induced a involuntary liquid shit squirt.
Hey I like McD, just thought you guys would want to know.
God bless USA.
Grand mac, this is fantastic. I can't wait!
>>71471624
Does Russia have a Disneyland yet?
>McDonald's has been fighting to turn around its business after seeing customer visits decline in recent years.
I haven't been to a McDonalds since they started that 365Nigger bullshit.
Their food kills you slowly. Their preferred customers try to do it much faster.
>>71470078
I confused Iceland for eireland there for a second
Further proof that capitalism is a degenerate system that destroy social tradition.
>>71470078
>1 1/2 bun
>not even more beef
McDonald's is shit.
Heart Attack Grill motherfuckers.
>>71470403
Maccas is actually okay outside of the US
>>71471927
The irishman is excited for infinite fries?
>>71472063
No it isn't
Literally the same in Getmany, Turkey, Italy, and Canada
Don't know why you people just make shit up
I actually like the mcdonalds poutine. They need a big mac version of the mc-chicken. That would be awesome.
Wait so 1/3lbs of beef total?
What is this pussy ass burger people are calling "grand"?
>>71470078
We already have double big macs, this is almost the same thing except the 2x2 paddies are put together.
>>71471436
Nope my BMI is great and always has been. Is yours embarrassing?
They've been making the Big Mac smaller and smaller over the last 15 years, now they re-release it as something new?
>>71470285
>Puerto Rico
As a borinquen, I am so disappointed.
>people actually eat big macs
>>71470509
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3545060/Missouri-McDonald-s-offer-bottomless-french-fries-menu.html
>>71472630
Have you never been to a Chinese Buffet? Or had endless sugar drink refills?
>>71470285
>Canada the least degenerate
>>71470285
US is in that pic though.
Guys guess what?
I got my ass all clean after the diarrhea...used personal cleansing wipes and TP, got my pants up and a huge roiling cramp hit my gut and I'm back on the can with brown water shooting out of my ass...should have never looked at that Big Mac pic...but I'll probably get one later.
>>71472747
Reread it, it's more than the worldwide average. You're above average degenerate.
>>71470078
BIGGER
BETTER
FASTER
STRONGER
>>71472716
They used to do endless drinks refills at Hungry Jacks(Burger King in Aus), still do them at Pizza Hut.
I think the skin on my inner ass cheeks is stained diarrhea yellow/brown...I'm probably gonna have to shower.
I ate the Angry Whopper and Grilled dog yesterday.
>grilled dog
utter garbage
>Angry Whopper
god tier and packed with jalapenos
Every bite was spicy. I could've done without the meme bread color because my shit came out fire red.
>Perhaps surprisingly, the US is not the first country to have its burgers super-sized.
>'new grand big mac Bacon, available only in Spain'
>euros literally were the first for the superburger
where's the meme now?
McDonalds is bringing back the supersize, huh?
>>71470285
>go to pornhub for mlp shit
>not the booru
>>71470078
desu senpai, it's 1/3 lb before cooking. The meat gets lost in all that bun.
The mcdouble is the basis for McDonald nutrition
>>71473094
Well the drinks have the biggest profit margin by far, so that's why you have the "big gulp" at the 7/11, the NYC mayor bans the big ones, and now it costs $3 or $4 to get a drink from a vending machine.
>Hungry Jacks
kyk. I love these marketing names.
Who /fatass/ here?
I just came back from McD's. Ordered two of the
'2for$2' deal. fries, mcchicken, nuggers, mcdouble.
>>71473675
Used to get 4 double cheeseburgers, three mcchickens, a large fry, and a 20 piece mcnugget after a football game in high school. I was actually losing weight at that time, too.
>>71473144
We have a nigger burger atm at kfc. The bun is black.
Finally bigger patties. I'm sick of having to order a quarter pounder with three patties.
>>71470078
How is this different then a double big mac?
>>71475126
It's a grand big mac.
>>71470078
I haven't eaten fast food in 4 years.
Not phased.
>>71472808
but anon
it was made in america
by a America company of course they would be above average
>>71472865
That's called food poisoning retard. If you get mild diarrhea from something it isn't cooked right. Soft drink dispensers have shitloads of bacteria in them, same with coffee machines.
>>71475272
How is that different though? They say it has the same amount of meat and everything.
>>71470866
Oh? You can make 4 double cheeseburgers for 99 cents?
How many dollarydoos does a McDonalds burger cost over there in the scaglands?
>>71472331
Per patty I believe.
>>71476018
I'm not sure I understand your question. Why does it need a new name, or a different amount of meat?
>>71472047
The guy who owns this is insane and a genius at the same time.
>>71471059
Fatter than America Mexican detected
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358472/How-Mexico-got-fat-obese-America.html
>>71476388
What? That's what I'm saying. They already have the double big mac, the only thing different for this one is that instead of 4 regular patties, they put on 2 larger ones. It's the same everything else.
Why put a second burger on the menu, that's the exact same as another one, just with a different name?
>>71470078
>salads with more calories than a hamburger
>"chicken" nuggets made from turbo-blended skeletons and cartilage
>fries drenched in GMO canola oil
>burger buns made from the same foaming agent used in shoes and yoga mats
>beef patties contain meat from hundreds if not thousands of different cows, bone fragments, growth hormones
>all beef, chicken and pork comes from animals raised in hellish conditions
>you will get sick and die if you eat nothing but this crap
Not even vegetarian. Have some respect for your body, and stop allowing this disgusting business to survive. Without your gluttony it would be history already.
>>71473103
Similar problem, friendo. I have crones and drink 12-24 beers each day, so I literally have like 5-8 diarrhea season per day.
By the end of every day I'm shitting blood because the hemmoroids break open from all the shitting. And my ass as raw and hurts like a bitch, feels like sandpaper when I wipe.
>>71472524
Shhhh, dont let the goyim know
>>71470285
There was a convention in a town nearby. How the fuck is Germany not on that list?
>>71476897
MC Hammar cartoons to sell it as cool for people who go hungry unless they buy from fast food joints.
>>71470403
because I eat like shit all the time :^)
>>71477340
You clearly don't speak English. Never mind.
>mfw Americans will NEVER have gourmet fast food culture
Pic related. McDonald's Australia. $12AUD or $9.35USD. And it's totally customisable, made fresh to order, with such possible ingredients as grilled pineapple, grilled mushrooms, two different kinds of bacon, five different kinds of cheese, three different kinds of bun, etc. etc.
>>71470078
I never liked the big mac... too much nasty sauce/lettuce and who wants extra bread?
The single quarter pounder is probably their best overall burger. The mc doubles were the best value, I don't think they're $1 anymore though.
Mc Donald's is really the bottom tier of fast food but they're cheap, their drive-thru is always the fastest, and they're absolutely everywhere so....
>>71470285
I'm very surprised Canada isn't higher up on the list. This is adjusted for the population, right?
>>71477846
We have that in Canada for a couple months now. Never tried, because you have to go inside to order. And the only time I eat fast food is when I don't have time to do anything else, so only use the drive-thu.
Who the fuck still eats that shit? If you are going to get fast food find a nice regional chain (inn n out in cali, whataburger in texas etc.) And get that
>>71470078
>McDonald's
I don't know what they are trying to sell but it sure as hell aren't burgers. Just disgusting slop
>>71477846
Also, that's not an ad. The burgers actually come like that, served to your table.
>>71478358
Trufacts. You do get table service though.
Basically it's only three or so dollars more, and if I'm going to have a sit-down meal at McDonald's I might as well get something that actually tastes good.
>>71477846
We have places that sell premium customizable burgers with better beef than Mc Donald's in the same price range. Five Guys for just one of numerous examples...
Nobody over the age of 16 is going to Mc Donalds for the "fine cuisine", it's cheap, fast, convenient, and reasonably tasty.
>>71477846
I dont know why it never caught on. But I remember years ago there was this Burger King near 34th street. It was burgers, but they had like 30 topping options, kind of like subway or 5 guys.
>>71479018
Probably because they weren't willing to waste capital on entering a market, and competing with firms that basically already have an oligopoly established. It isn't worth the risk.
>>71470078
Big Macs suck.
The sauce is nice, sure, but it's all bread and lettuce.
Give me a Whopper any day.
Or one of these motherfuckers.
>>71479736
>not a baconator
>>71477846
That is garbage and completely contrary to what made McDonalds great: salty greasy temporarily delicious and satisfying food, for cheap. All the health pandering and McCafe shit has only hurt them in the last decade, trying to come out with some new entree with niche appeal every month.
Make McDonalds unhealthy again.
>>71479736
The only Burger Kings in my city are on the exact other side. At least a half hour drive away. Mcdonalds, A&W, KFC, Subway, Wendy's, all those other shits are 10 min away at most.
Basically, Burger Kings are only located in the poorest parts of the town. Is it like that in other cities? Taco Bell has the same issue here.
>>71478624
is this what your minimum wage does, make all restaurants more expensive but nicer?
>>71480168
In my area all the McDs, Wendys and BKs congregate in the same areas.
If you find one, the other two are within a couple hundred yards.
>>71470078
I'll stick with muh whataburger with bacon and grilled jalapenos, thanks.
>>71472286
u know u can get the buttermilk crispy chicken sandwich with shredded lettuce and mac sauce no mayo and it would be just what you're describing
>>71480039
What you say isn't backed up by the sales data. McDonald's Australia is one of the only parts of the company that is still growing.
>>71480329
Something like that.
The only thing worth eating at McDicks is a McGangbang.
>>71479998
>>71477846
Are you retarded? I can go to Bob's and buy a gourmet Kobe beef burger that costs like 30 bucks.
>>71470078
I'm a 6'4" chef at Wendy's with a 9 inch cock making over $130,000 a year.
>>71470285
>Belarus
Jesus fucking christ!
God dam, I love being American
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqWxgCZ1TQE
>>71470078
That is an advertisement, right? I mean nobody would read an article about a new kind of toilette paper tried in your local supermarket.
This is excessive. A double quarter pounder is the most any person should ever need in a single burger. I do love me a Big Mac though
>>71473847
Simply because your body was fighting cancer.
>>71472977
BIGGER
BETTER
FATTER
STRONGER
>>71472865
It's not even because of what's inside that burger it's the fucking buns man.
