>Canada couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP LOL AMERICAN HOSER!!!
Oh believe you me, us Canucks are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our Royal Canadian Air Force and Royal Canadian Navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our Armed Forces (we'd send the chugs and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY american hoser they see. When the Great White North is done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
>>71468163
Bahahaha, with your guns :)
pic related, banned in Canada.
>>71468163
banned
>>71468163
What was allowed in Canadien Highschools in the 1970 is not BANNED
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>>71468163
Now that's more like it.
>>71468163
Canada wouldn't last 2 hours in a war with USA
>>71468392
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>>71468498
Yet this just recently got approved by the RCMP for import.
>>71468163
Multiculturalism. not even once.
>>71468163
But leafbro, if you kill your enemies, they win.
>>71468163
Weed lmao
>>71468512
FUCKING
>>71468163
I want some murican to explain this shit.
>>71468163
Canada has a military? Huh, learn something new every day.
>>71468781
LEAF
>>71468781
leaf
>>71468654
They couldn't even win against a bunch of rice farmers or goatfuckers.
Except instead of desert we have untapped wilderness.
>>71468960
Nothing a little napalm wont fix
>>71468820
>tfw
>>71468654
I think it would be the fastest surrender in history if they issued a declaration of war.
At least that's what I would do, no point in wasting lives on something that unwinnable.
>>71468820
comic or Canadian shit post? il do both
comic is self explanatory though america invades Canada literally no one knows what a Tim Horton is expect Canadians. i think its their version of McDonald cept it seems more like a Denny.
>>71468163
>Canada copying Germany
Suprise suprise
Man I haven't seen this meme in a while
>>71468960
We also have a population of self hating liberal man pussies.
>>71468820
They were British soldiers, acting on behalf of their colony, Yorktown. If I were British I wouldn't know how to react that modern Canadians are ganking that bit of history.
>>71468820
Remember that one time some boxer managed to knock down Muhammed Ali and got all hyped about it, before the champ stood back up and whipped him? It's the historical British version of that. Nevertheless, that one boxer will still masturbate every night to the thought of that one time he had the honor of knocking down Muhammed Ali.
>>71468669
Great
The "novelty"
Now hand over the Tim Bits :D
>>71469185
They can be the first wave of fodder then.
>>71468820
>britbongs burned down whitehouse
>we build new one
>canucks take credit for it because they have no historical accomplishments worth remembering
>>71468163
if ya want a war with us ya better have yer nukes saved up and a bunker ready
>>71468163
It's not just about owning a gun. How good is the average Canadian with a gun?
Pic related; your average burger.
>>71469185
Only in the cities, which are prime locations for collateral. :^)
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>>71469306
Thanks. I didn't know what happened and why canadians mention it from time to time.
>>71468820
>Canada attempts to shit post at the level of Australians. beleives nothing has changed in military might from 1812
just move along its just a shit posting thread. well even more so then usual
>>71468960
I never know how to respond to posts like this, because honestly, if we were just allowed to go whole hog, we could annihilate any enemy that felt like stepping up.
But we HAVE to be the good guys, even though I'm absolutely certain we'd gain more traction on the world stage if we just glassed every dissident to challenge America. Nobody respects this world police bullshit we keep playing at.
We're like Harrison Bergeron, we're intentionally gimped in nearly all our engagements, by our own fucking population.
>>71468163
Your god fucks a goat.
>>71468163
The Salvation Army could sack Canada in a week end
>>71469450
the more you know
>>71468498
Reddit user detected
yeah while they have a shit ton of guns we have timbits
>>71469522
That's why you would never win. Your country is it's own worst enemy and while you may have the physical means to annihilate enemies at will, you never would, especially with millennials taking control of the country.
Why do we argue when the biggest difference between our countries is the temperature?
>>71469306
THIS
Fucking canuck tards think we burned the white house like it fucking meant anything.
>>71468960
That's because the UK manipulated them into the war, and then literally reported all troop deployments to the Chinese...
Getting the US involved in Korea and Vietnam were UK geopolitical strategies to diminish US geopolitical dominance in the Pacific.
>>71468820
delete this
>>71468392
No it isn't. This thread is retarded pasta, but AR15s are perfectly legal, if restricted in use.
https://www.canadaammo.com/product/detail/dominion-arms-da556-m16-style-rifle-variation/
>>71469187
Canadians of today are nothing like they were back then.
>>71468820
It's even redcoats in the picture!
Even funnier considering the city had been totally evacuated. The British, to celebrate a moral and strategic victory burnt down the White House. Canucks love trying to stick on to the achievements of others (syrup is sticky).
That being said, Canadians kicked ass on D day and bled and died with the rest of us, so no hard feelings senpai. They serve in important stabilizing role in arctic geopolitics too.
>>71469789
Not just the temperature, buddy.
>50 cal
>head didn't get vaporized
>>71470262
There are a lot of Chinks in America.
Honestly, if the U.S. invaded Canada, I feel like we might actually be able to hold out pretty well using guerrilla tactics.
Think about it, it's not like the U.S. just obliterates any country it chooses to invade, consider Vietnam and various countries in the middle east. Sure, the U.S. is obviously the dominant force in those situations, but the enemy has still always been able to hold out.
Now consider Canada, most of us a quite a bit smarter than the gooks and mudslimes, plus our country is fucking huge and we actually have a decent number of guns. Just saying
>>71469306
We totally stole your paddle boat and murder a US citizen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Canada
>>71470439
Canadians are so soft. The only place where there's any masculinity left is north of Sudburry.
>>71470015
>AR15s
What are you going to do with that brittle piece of plastic?
Barret 82A1s are perfectly legal down here leafy
>>71470262
I wish my girlfriend would dress up like Sayaka. She would look just like that.
slide thread
hide it. sage it.
>>71468820
The British are good soldiers m8... this is a fact.
>>71468163
If I wanted stale pasta, I'd go to Olive Garden. Fucking Cananiggers, thinking they are clever.
>>71468163
a fucking leaf
>>71468163
>Oh believe you me, us Canucks are ITCHING for a war with USA.
We really aren't.
About 5% of us are American, by the way.
>>71468163
that image is funny because in reality its the canadians who invade my town every weekend to shop at home depot and shit up traffic before they scurry on back across the border to do shitty repairs on their overpriced houses
>>71470602
We got link related. Also we have no upper limit of calibers, so we can own literal anti tank rifles like the PTRD and PTRS on a basic gun license.
http://www.tacticalimports.ca/gm6-lynx-p-3.html
canada acting cocky like this feels just like when norway or denmark or finland acting up to sweden
its cute. but nothing more rly
>>71468163
A pincer attack works better
>>71470599
You're probably right, unfortunately
>>71468820
only canada could pull something like that off and still manage to stay completely irrelevant
>>71471565
/thread
>>71471565
gotta agree to this
>>71470111
>Posting Toronto
Toronto might as well be its own city state, even Montreal isn't that bad, Ottawa is ok aside from infinite Syrian refugees coming here and the rest of Canada just has problems with the Native shitlords.
American cant be beat because they resort to pussy ass faggot tactic
>>71468163
I know I'm replying to bait but sharing a country with this autist feels bad man.
I wouldn't even resist american occupation. We're basically the same people anyway.
>>71468820
And God sent a rain storm to put out the fires, and a tornado to drive the British troops from the city
