I miss Jeb(!).
;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;
same tho. Lyin' Ted just isn't as funny.
>>71465806
Quit stalking him, asshole.
>>71465858
Lyin' Ted's just perfect, he goes great with the sleazebags in the GOPe.
Even with all their stunts it's still looking like Trump will win.
>>71465806
>tfw have a pet turtle named Guac
>tfw watching the Jeb memes unfold and realizing my turtle might be related to him
>>71466056
He is not, the best meme's of him are either Ted the awkward autist or Ted the pedophile.
Jeb on the other hand was a 9/10 meme material.
>>71465858
Not funny? Haven't you listened to his Simpsons impressions? Hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVUkoKpg7YA
>>71465806
I won't.
Jebposting what the Best New Meme of 2015
I really wish he'd come back in some capacity to give us some fresh new memes
What would be great is if Jeb! runs as Cruz's VP. Meme magic will be alive and well then.
I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as I did with Jebposting
What is Yeb going to do now? Will his career ever recover?
>>71465806
I miss the old Jeb, straight from the bowl Jeb
Chop up the polls jeb, set on his goals Jeb
I hate the new Jeb, the bad mood Jeb
The always loose Jeb, spaz in the news Jeb
I miss the sweet Jeb, chop up the greets Jeb
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to vote Jeb
See I invented Jeb, it wasn't any Jebs
And now I look and look around and there's no more Jebs
I used to love Jeb, I used to love Jeb
I even had the tiny turtles, I thought I was Jeb
What if Jeb made a state, about Jeb?
Called "I Miss The Old Jeb," man that would be so Jeb
That's all it was Jeb, we still love Jeb
And I love you like Jeb loves guac
>>71466171
Well taken in that sense I agree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw2-EbXnwvs
>>71467120
Beautiful.
>>71466998
He will just go back to being governor for a while, maybe run one of the many Bush businesses, etc.
Look out for Neil in 2020!
>>71465806
Jeb is still slowly and steadily getting votes in the primaries. You know what wins the race?
>>71465806
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
Please clap
>>71467696
I cried when that happened. Poor guy.
>>71465806
I notice not as many Trump threads when he left
Dear Mister Im-Too-Good-say-sorry-and-surpass
Thisll be the last JEB i ever send your ass
its been six weeks and still no apology - i dont deserve it?
I know you heard my last two demands
my wife is a legal mexican and perfect
So this is my cassette im sending you, i hope you hear it
Im in a car right now, im doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Trump, i drank a fifth of guaca, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air Tonight"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now its too late, im on a 1000 guacabowles now, im drowsy
And all i wanted was to beat you in the polls
I hope you know i ripped all of my voters off with bowls
I hate you trump, i hope you die before winning, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Trump; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey trump, that's my mexican wife screaming in the trunk,
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
[car tires squeal] [CRASH]
.. [brief silence] .. [LOUD splash]
>>71467968
Dear jeb
I meant to write you sooner but i just been busy
You said your wifes mexican, how far along the border is she?
look, im really flattered you wont leave mexicans out in the cold
And here an autograph for you son
i wrote it on a guacabowle
I´m sorry i stumped you so hard at the debate, that must affect you
Don´t think i wouldnt do that shit intentionally just to kek you
And whats that shit you said about running for president too?
That shits just clowning dogg, cmon how fucked up is you?
you got some issues jeb, i think you need some counseling
to help your campaign from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And whats this shit about you meant to be a frontrunner?
that type of shit will make me not hold back on the stumper
I really think you and your mexican wife just need each other
or maybe you just need to cuck your brother
I hope you get to read this letter, i just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, ill think youll be doing just fine
if you relax a little, im glad that i beat you in the polls
but why are you so mad, try do understand, that i stump you for the laughs
I just dont want you to do some crazy shit
i seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his mexican wife in the trunk, and she was tied up with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
Damn!
>>71465806
>he will never rig an election to get his brother at the white house
>ever again
>>71466068
underrated
So was he ever diagnosed with aspergers? :3
>>71466215
Agreed. I was a Trumpet but after I saw these impressions I just had to become a Cruzmissile
