First of all Burgers heres your intro:
http://www.wimp.com/tom-brokaw-explains-canada-to-americans/
Canada has always been there for its allies in times of need:
During 9/11 Canada scrambles to assist almost 40 planes and then care and house almost 7,000 people, mostly Americans for weeks. They did because they felt it was right.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Yellow_Ribbon
Canada then is one of the first to sign up to go into Afghanistan, sending 40,000 troops over its time there to support the coalition. Time and time again leading and supporting western troops in operations of up to 1,000 Canadian army members at once.
http://www.veterans.gc.ca/eng/remembrance/history/canadian-armed-forces/afghanistan
WW1 Britain Calls for Aid:
Canadian troops lead the Empire in combat action, casualties and civilian deaths.
German Troops consider the fearsome Canadians "storm troopers" for their combat skill and effectiveness.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_I_casualties
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Expeditionary_Force
WW2 Britain once again needs us, we answer the call right away and accept the charges:
1.1 Million Canadians serve in WW2 from Hong Kong to Normandy
The English need naval support so Canada builds up its navy from 6 ships and 3500 men to 434 ships and 95,000 men to become the third largest navy in the world (1 UK / 2 US / CA 3). Why? Because THEY FUCKING NEEDED US.
Canadians storm Juno Beach and lose hundreds, but take the beach for crown and country.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normandy_landings#British_and_Canadian_zones
Canadians then are charged with liberating the Netherlands, which they do handily while often outnumbered. The Netherlands sends Canada thousands of flowers every year to thank us for defeating the Germans while almost always out numbered.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada%E2%80%93Netherlands_relations#World_War_II_to_present
/pol/ BTFO
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>>71461709
Ok, but you did none of these things. Fuck off shitposter.
>>71461709
The anglosphere should all be friends in general. We are culturally similar and the British did a pretty good job of preparing us for being real countries.
Who the fuck cares? Why do you need to lick american ass so hard? They are dependent on us not the other way around. If we stopped giving them grain / raw resources they would be fucked.
You must be from ontario.
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>>71461709
Go tell it to the natives, faggot.
If you kill your enemies they when - Canada.
Being there and actually doing something worth while are 2 different things friend
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>>71463129
Your education level is concerning if you think Canada is the only one in that boat.
>>71463425
Fuck you are insecure and embarassing as fuck, as if we needed some shitskin mongrels approval, promptly insert the barrel of my penis into your mouth and pull the trigger you fucking retard. It's called banter you autistic fuck.
0/10 not anglo newfag
>>71461709
Canada is insecure as fuck and they have every reason to be.
>>71462970
Non. We are not Anglos. We are Canadiens.
>>71463598
*Triggered*
Sorry to offend you Chin Li/Muhammad (praise be upon him) please take your pills now.
>>71463718
canadians when you want to take credit for something
quebecois when you want more welfare monies, fuck off east coasters. Get nuked.
>>71461709
in another words:canada is used like a tool by usa for free and think this is based
>>71461709
And, when your socialized medicine ensures the death of those who can't get treatment on time, we Ameribros take care of your citizens who can get treatment here much sooner.
I guess we're bonded for life.
>>71463800
Ontario and quebec are fucking cancer, if you two disappeared we would be 100% less autistic.
We can spot you retarded asshats a mile away. Ontario can't stop sucking yankee cock, and quebec can't stop acting french even when they want to.
>>71461709
Thanks based Canada, I want to see your country, what is there to see if I drive up to Alaska for vacation?
>>71463843
I thought you darkies were at war or something, go fight like a big strong white Canadian!
I hope this inspired you to fight for whats right darkie.
>>71464025
nothing, it's a fucking shithole. My city has a river and some forest around it. You could goto sea world or science world or some shit. Fuck it dude, just keep driving.
>>71462877
But muh heritage.
>>71463015
>They are dependent on us not the other way around.
Lol, you are delusional. Without our protection, you would be conquered by Russia or some other country within minutes.
>>71461709
And look where you are today.
>>71464025
The interior of BC is very nice it the Summer/Spring. Lots of wine and fruit country with fresh everything during the summer. Great fish, fruit, wine, craft beer, the mountains, the giant red woods, everything 40% off!
>>71464220
UK would protect us, fuck off retard, buy some more cereal and water bitch.
>>71461709
In modern news: Canada replaces Australia has biggest trolls.
Minorities in Canada are openly hostile toward the white population there. Especially South Asians. White Canadians have proven so meek they don't elicit any at all fear.
They don't even have redpilled mass killers like America. They don't have legions of right-wingers ready to to bring the world a new brand National Socialism courtesy of Mr. Trump. The leaves are in a sad state. Some, I assume, are good people.
>>71463842
But you are wrong mom ami. We created Canada. You just decided to join the federation. Not GTFO if you are not happy.
>>71463425
go tell it to the natives, faggot
>>71464278
Oh noe a were a lowly first world nation loved and respected worldwide for our peacekeeping and human rights efforts. We get pussy across the globe while the US worries which minority is about to murder/rob/rape them.
WHAT A FRESH HELL
>>71464185
I'm not big on cities
>>71464290
Sounds nice anon.
>>71464374
You are still acting french you fucking retarded faggot, east coast is cancer, please die. BC and the prairies keep this shitheap running, meanwhile you fags circle jerk about americans.
>>71464446
>actually defending your level of cuckation
Case in point.
>>71464537
The west only has unemployment. No one wants your dirty oil. Leaches are you. Also Québec has zero deficit.
>>71461709
TLDR: Canada. It's America's hat.
>>71464877
lmfao sure thing pal, ontario has enough debt for the both of you. It's almost 800 billion. Jesus fucking christ.
I'd rather be poor than half retarded and paki infested.
>>71464877
Also deficit means your spending, not your debt, your debt is 200 billion. You having 0 deficit means you have no money left, fucking idiot.
