You're out sailing in the ocean and look over to your left and see this
What do you do?
>>71453957
Fire the Deckmounted Machineguns/Cannons
Fire with signal gun into boad
>>71454174
Pretty much this.
No way I have enough sailors to fight off that many pirates if they manage to board me.
Yell
>Fire port guns!
and hope that's the one that's sailorspeak for left.
>>71453957
Man harpoons
Take us to combat speed
Prepare for boarding action
Torpedo the thieves.
>>71453957
Depends on what I'm in.
I would probably just sail away, maybe point at open ocean and tell them lands that way
>>71453957
Get the torpedoes ready, turn the boat to face them, full throttle.
I would be a good muslim and help them
Let them drift
>>71453957
Man the harpoons.
>>71453957
Load up the cannons and sink them. It is what people like Tromp, Heyn and De Ruyter would have done too.
>>71453957
man the deck gun
Is there even one woman on that boat?
>>71453957
>read this thread
>Europeans
>civilized
wew
nice inflatable raft you guys got there
it would be a shame if
something
poked
it
>>71454548
There was but she was raped to death then eaten as they worked up an appetite.
>>71453957
Challenge them to a race for pinks.
I'm half Cuban.
>>71453957
point them in the 'right' direction
>>71454307
Hungary can be forgiven for being nautically illiterate due to your lack of ocean access.
But you are correct. Port = left.
>>71453957
summon based Poseidon
>>71454589
REMOVE
>>71453957
net em
drag em to turkey
>>71454548
You can't know that. Don't be transphobic.
>>71453957
>went to college that trained navy cunts
>me and my friends used to flick our ciggies into the river
>some of them ended up in a dingy sat on a mini pier/jetty thing
>navy cunts went for ding training and the fucker sank due to the holes we accidently burnt in it
>mfw
I would employ the exact same tactics here, only use a cigar to sink them quicker.
>>71453957
Hoist the colors and ready your guns men!
>Fancy watches and cellphones times several dozen! Times several boats!
>>71454296
You know people never address the fact that they could be pirates...
>>71453957
turn and ram them while playing ride of the valkyries
>>71453957
Unzip.
Piss on the lot of them.
Laugh.
>>71453957
SOUND FIVE SHORT BLASTS!
>>71453957
Hell, yeah!
Target practice!
Announce that I'm onboard a Greek coast guard vessel an that they are to throw a line to me so that i can tow them to safety.
I then set course for Turkey, next morning they land back where they started.
Equally if one is the pilot of a cargo ship one may not even see such a small ship ahead...
>>71453957
RAMMING SPEED
>>71454930
It doesn't really matter what they are when they are fish food.
>>71453957
Why do these retards cram so many onto one boat when none of them can swim?
>>71453957
*sonar sound*
*sonar sound*
>>71453957
Run out the 32 lb guns, I'll send these corsairs to a watery grave
Trollings apart. Piraacy against them can really pay up. Many carry small ammounts of money and electronics. If you multiply this by their number you can make an hefty sum. Also steal their engines before going. Shure you wont get multi million ransoms like some somalis did, but you wont get a bullet in your forehead or jail either (well, probably).
The problem is the type of boat to use. I have no idea because the deck should be large to force them in and steal them before placing them in their rafts again, but at the same time the ship should be fast.
>>71454174
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>>71453957
Pop the raft with something and leave them to Poseidon
this
>>71455895
If you throw communists/anarchists at them they will just lower their weapons and welcome them.
You sir have choosen the wrong weapon.
>>71453957
Broadside.
>Nauarchos! Look!
>I see them. RAMMING SPEED!!
>>71453957
only one answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jP-eOrv2Ok