Visiting London soon, any tips?
Remember to bring your jizya allowance
Be prepared for lots of muzzies
Remember to praise Allah and his Prophet (pbuh)
>>71453528
Wear a Texas shirt, and say, "I am an official from Texas brought here to annex you," to the Queen
>>71454797
pls save us Texas
>>71453528
Is that filthy frank wearing veil?
>>71453528
Pro tip - Don't fucking go to London
>>71454533
I've been in most european capitals, Paris was the worst one. Shitload of shitskins trying to scam/steal from people (niggers were busy selling and drawing). Is it worse in London?
Allah save the queen
>>71453528
Check your surroundings, dont make to much i contact with muslims scums, you never know what will make them snap. Take care brother.
>>71453528
remember to bring your tv license and your license for having licenses
>>71453528
yeah, don't go to england.
>>71454915
Gib sharia boss
>>71453528
You'll be safe and secure.
What annoys me the most is that I can't take anything for self-defence, I always carry something in the fatherland
>>71453528
Where are you staying in London? I can tell you where the sharia zones are that you should avoid
>>71455258
You're fairly okay carrying one of these. They won't show up on the police metal detectors, and if you're white that's all you really have to go through on a daily basis, it's mainly blacks that get patted down.
>>71454973
only if you go to east London
>>71455499
What about this one?
>>71455499
>>71455681
Spoons aren't illegal if you're over 18 so that's fine, just show the police your passport when they stop you in the street with it
>>71455499
get a life bin that knife
>>71453528
When are you visiting?
Where are you staying?
What are your interests?
Will you be alone or with someone?
the "white other" areas are probably polish
you can probably find polish things there
Went about a month ago...
Talk at a much lower volume on trains/in public. European conversations are quiet. Soho off the Piccadily circus is quite fun for pubs and clubs, Camden town is fun but don't go alone at night. Lots of beggars and peddlers. Be prepared to spend quite a bit of money, even out of the city. Learn the subways and lines, it'll save you. Always catch the 1120 trains, don't want to risk trying to catch the last one of the night.
Krounenburg 1664 is a cheap beer that'll getcha buzzed. Liquor isn't big there and it'll for sure identify you as a foreigner.
>>71456205
rather have another plumber than another bindu bindu
>>71453528
You'll fit in fine. It'l be like travelling to Poland but also Pakistan and India all at once.
Come to Tower Hamlets and Barking
>>71456285
>Talk at a much lower volume on trains/in public. European conversations are quiet.
Thank you. It pisses me off so much getting the train home and having to listen to loud convo the entire journey. The worst are the Italians and Spanish though, holy fuck it's like they were all born partially deaf.
>>71453528
Come down to South East London. Peckham, Catford and Lewisham are the places to be to experience rich multiculturalism.
>>71453528
ANYWHERE BUT FUCKING LONDON!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71453528
>Visiting London soon, any tips?
If you are going there to visit relatives , here's a nice map to guide you find them........
>>71457009
>ANYWHERE BUT FUCKING LONDON!!!!!!!!!!!
This. London's a Sharia Controlled Zone nowadays. Last time I went to London, I was asked to produce my prayer mat. Thankfully, I'd just bought a new sat of footwell mats for my car, so I showed them one of those.
>>71456866
I tried to be mindful, but I was so stunned when I was at a restaurant and everyone was silent really.
Croydon is a lovely place. Spend a day there.
>>71453528
I recommend the Mary Rose Inn in St Mary Cray. It's a charming 600 year old building within 5 minutes walk from a culturally enriching traveler site. If you're lucky you'll be invited to the local fields, to gamble away money on bare knuckle boxing bouts that take place every few weeks.
https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g1934185-d1013924-Reviews-Mary_Rose_Inn-Orpington_Greater_London_England.html
>>71459232
Saying Orpington is in London is a bit of a stretch.
