Oh boy.
What do I even
>>71449735
>>71449869
>vegan
>panromantic
>buddhist
>demisexual
All of these people are trying so hard to be "individual" and "unique", they all end up being and doing the same goddamn things
It got its I off an online test you can complete in under 20 minutes and is based off of knowledge not brain function
>>71450028
IQ not I
>>71449735
>>71449869
Sounds like quite the special snowflake.
>I named my subconscious
>>71449869
I've seen worse posted Tbh
>>71449869
the fact she has named her sub-conscience deserves atleast 80 points IQ boost
>>71450009
Remember, you're unique, just like everybody else.
is there a way to get on there without having to make a niggerbook account?
>>71449869
>patience
she doesn't put out, OP. swipe left.
>>71449735
Does she have a dick? If not, i'll pass, thanks.
>>71450666
Oh, sweet! I get Satanic trips!
>>71450009
They're not really trying to be individuals. The words mean more to them than themselves. They're really just trying to find purpose and meaning, hence the clinging to descriptive words and trying to fit yourself into preconceived notions.
>>71450009
>>71449869
>I'm Mei, I'm short, and I have a load of mental disorders
>>71449735
>5"2
I would never date a girl that small, I'd rather have a fag than a manlet
>>71449735
>I am this to find out what google it
This is the future we accepted baka
Eh, I'd swipe and try to get a smash out of it.
>>71449869
>IQ: 130
Which personality?
>>71449735
>practice Buddhism
>believe in God
>>71450985
The one that eats meat.
>>71450666
lel
>>71449735
>130 IQ
>subconscience
I suspect that someone is stretching the truth a bit here.
>>71449735
i'd still fuck her
>>71450850
Nailed it, bro. I get sick of seeing people claim that this is what individualism leads to. The people who say that don't have any better understanding of individualism than the ones they criticize.
vegan pussy tastes better desu senpai
>>71450522
She already factored that, senpai
>>71449735
>demisexual
I actually googled and it doesn't sound to bad.
>Demisexuality is a sexual orientation in which someone feels sexual attraction only to people with whom they have an emotional bond.
>>71449735
>mid functioning autistic
Mid functioning? She's definitely self diagnosed.
>>71449869
>demisexual
>panromantic
Trying to be special.
Nigga please!
He's just a white middle class kid that put on some make-up and sucked a dick.
Big fucking deal
>>71449869
>>71449735
You live in Fresno, CA. Let's be friends.
>>71449869
>i named my subconscious Andrea
Top kek
>>71449735
Where from?
>>71449735
>Called itself a 'Demisxual'
>Googled It
Basically means love. Jesus christ this shits obnoxious. Why we gotta use to stupid words.
Demisexual - Someone whose only sexually attracted to someone with whom a deep bond has developed
I hate it. I hate it so much.
Found this on plebbit under "what's the sluttiest thing you've ever done"
>the nationality
>every time
>>71451334
>AKA love
Lol
I guess they needed a new word for that
>western womyn
>>71450522
>>71450985
>>71451518
Got me with the "Which personality has 130"
BIG BELLY LAUGHS.
>>71449869
Maybe the Internet is a bad idea.
These freaks making up genders and shit, trying to be special snowflakes. They are a minute minority right?
I mean, it's just the internet that makes it seem like there is a lot of them.
Please tell me there are so few of them I'm unlikely to ever encounter one.
>>71450850
So theyre permanentely teenagers?
>>71451334
So she's claiming not to be a whore, but they needed a new word for that, so....
DEMISEXUAL!
How about she just says that she's not a whore, and won't put out until she knows you? Too long-winded?
>>71451710
I always get the urge to yank those nose rings. Its like watching a jew with those curly hairs on the side. You always feel the need to grab a scissor, snip it, and boly out of there.
>>71451820
Thats how i felt until a guy openly talked about getting back into town from a furry convention.
>>71451710
>>71451710
>agender
>bisexual
wait a minute..
>>71451710
Of fucking course she's got a ukulele, I bet she's even got a youtube channel of her badly covering songs, too.
>>71449735
She just wants a good dicking is all
She will grow out of it when she isn't single
>>71449735
Erm...she named her subconscious...
>>71451518
MERKEL FLASHBACKS
>>71452082
STOP OPPRESSING THEY SHITLORD
>>71451710
>mfw the girl I sit next to one of my classes is a bisexual agender who's dating a lesbian (whom I'm 90% sure is a tranny - the lesbian that is).
JUST FUCK MY SHIT
>P
>>71451248
We get it, you like strong farts in your face.
>>71452427
>tfw there was a qt tumblretard redhead in my school
And every word out of her mouth made me hate her more and more
>>71449735
Fuck her immediately. She's hot af and autistic girls will get redpilled fucking QUICK because they love laughing at memes. Plus, with the high IQ, she can see that browns are actually inferior and won't dump ya.
>>71451710
What the fucking fuck???
>>71449869
She actually not that bad, considering she doesn't do drugs and stuff. The autistic, vegan, demisexual, and just about everything else is what gets me
>same nose, lips, mouth shape, eye socket shape and cheek bone as my wife
Fucking weird, man.
>>71452427
proof please
>>71449869
>Autistic
>Demisexual
>Vegan
>Bi
>Likes indian food
Wow what a catch
>>71452723
Time to check her phone anon
>>71451710
>fibromyalgia
>collects bones
keked
>>71452037
>2016
>not having a septum piecring
>>71449735
Lol Clovis. Never thought I'd see this kind of degeneracy around the Central Valley. Worst we have here is filipina and white brides getting trains ran on them while their cucked hubbys are overseas on deployment.
Greetings from Lemoore
>>71452853
"Nearly raped" stare rape is no real rape you fat fucking cunt
>>71452853
>nearly raped
>Implying anyone would play their pokeflute on this Snorlax
>>71452729
Not even surprised.
>>71451710
My uncle, who is a doctor, once asked me "anon why don't people in third world countries have fibromyalgia? Because if they laid around complaining of sore joints they would starve to death"
My uncle is based
>>71452853
Always found it funny when land whales cry rape.
Just wanna pinch her cheek and say "Oh honey.. Men wouldnt even think to rape a landwhale. Your mass is unmaneuverable and your harpy shrieks are like UK WWII Air raid sirens. We'll take the small qt with the tight puss. Thanks"
>>71449869
>sub- conscience
>conscience
kek
>>71452729
>Not into hookups
>Nothing but boobs pic
Yep, one of those types. Weed out the creeps. Go out on date. Let's go back to my place hun. Kick you out next morning
>>71452853
Who the fuck would try and rape that thing?
>>71449869
You better fuck the stupid out of her.
>>71452733
>proof
What kind do you want?
I'm not uploading a picture of her (or 'they' rather).
How exactly do I prove this?
>>71452623
Exactly this.
The more I talk to her the more I loath her.
Argued with her about UKIP just yesterday, she said 'replace the word "immigrant" with "animal"!' whilst almost bursting into tears saying 'that's horrible!'.
Sickening.
Not to mention she's a "socialist." I've managed to shut her up from when she'd talk ask me if I was aware of my white privilege.
Pathogenic liar as well, she won't stop making stories up about shit and how evil all these men that she knows are.
I don't understand why she's not a total bitch to me, but thankfully she's rather docile it seems.
She's Half French as well, so I constantly bring up how much France sucks.
Got my finals soon, so I won't have to worry about seeing her ever again shortly.
>>71453115
>>71453074
>>71453047
I would.
>>71449735
5'2" - nice and petite.
Cares about grammar and spelling.
Spiritual with some appreciation for religion but not a commitment to a mind-eating church of some kind.
IQ 130 - excellent, I prefer my women slightly stupid. I found a smart one once and she got sooo tiresome always trying to argue shit to show she was clever.
So what's wrong with her? Pretty sure she has a penis.
Lol 4chan.
>>71452941
Fortunately the fingers are too fat to be here. But still - weird.
>>71453065
i have fibromyalgia
"Mid-level" autists are not likely to have an IQ of 130.
Into the trash it goes.
>>71449869
Every single word was a turn off. It's like she wrote it that way on purpose.
Tell me your subconscious' name, /pol/.
>>71451710
>drive my van into your heart
Drive that van into an oven nigga
>>71452729
>don't want sex only
>profile pic is literally boobs only
>>71449869
Ive seen worse, she gets some points for not being degenerate drug addict
>>71453388
i have high fiber fibromyalgia. its the worst
>>71453287
Thats cause your from brazil. Youd probably rape a trashcan if you could.
>>71453401
Adolf
>>71453401
adolf hitler
>>71451710
How can she be bisexual if she doesn't have a gender? You need a sex for sexual relations.
>>71449735
Just Fresno my life up senpai.
>559 reporting
>>71453401
ding dong
>>71453521
theres a cure? i started doing meds a few weeks ago and i feel better, but my head still feel like its exploding
>>71453388
>women suffer this at a higher rate
Sao Paulo????????
>>71453388
You have an imaginary illness..congrats
>>71452853
>nearly raped
>nearly
Yeah, I'm going to say she may have been "near" somebody who was raped.
>>71453401
'Little Fucker'
>>71449735
559 Lemoore where you at?
If I were still single I'd say lets go to legends and go pick up on some slutty little Hmong girls on Friday, they're usually pretty eager to be bred
>>71453401
John Oakwood. He's a patriotic colonial American. And he hates indians.
>>71450850
>Saint George = Elliot
>Dragon = Chads & Stacies
>Horse = BMW
>>71453652
That phone case...
>>71453401
Poop Goldberg
>>71453652
Holy shit, it's Totoro.
Nice phone by the way.
>>71453731
I always had it.
>>71453652
>that bra
The rest of his skeleton is still lodged in her gut crease.
>>71453911
>intern at a cafe
holy kek thats funny
>>71453911
>>71453401
Hitler
Captcha: lamps
>>71453911
She's an ugly otakautist, but what's make her a sjw?
>>71453401
Adolf
>>71453911
Looks like Nosferatu.
>>71453401
Zaworldo
>>71454021
>She
You fell for it
>>71453652
#FeelTheHeartBurn
>>71450666
SATAN LEAVE THIS REALM
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
>>71453652
You have to actually work out to feel the burn.
>>71449735
What's up with "her" lips?
The lipstick looks like a mustache
>>71454156
Do I need to fix my transfag-o-metre? Usually, it's the first thing they tell about themselves.
>>71450985
that's with both of them combined, m80
>>71453388
Gordo tetudo que não anda nem na esquina detectado. Fibromialgia é doença de sedentário.
>>71452853
thumbnail looks like shes holding a cookie
>nearly raped
>someone gave her the sex eyes
>this traumatizes the landwhale
>>71452853
That's a BEAST son!
I bet her farts smell like spoiled mayonnaise
>>71450009
Also autistic. Don't forget autistic.
>>71453997
>trying to trap
>eyebrows look like two catapilars racing across his forehead
Not
Even
Trying
>>71449735
>Practice Buddhism
>Believe in God
how the fuck does that work?
>>71451488
OP here. OK.
>>71449735
>autistic
>vegan
>not a drug using degenerate
this is my perfect waifu
>>71449735
She's 20. She's basically a baby.
>>71455240
Probably the type that says they're a Buddhist just for meditating.
>>71451710
>Lana Del Rey
What is it with hipsters and listening to generic pop music? When I was younger, the "weird" people who dressed in black and had tats and piercings listening to metal, punk, or some weird electronic music or something. Not the fucking Back Street Boys. That shit is for only the most "normal" people.
>>71449869
>"I hate bad grammar and spelling errors"
>doesn't put a space after a colon in the very next line
>>71453401
David Davidson
>>71455240
I believe there actually are some theistic sects of Buddha. Of course, she's still retarded.
>>71451710
>agender
>bisexual
Wait a sec...
>gender binary
where do they make this shit up?
P
O
L
I
T
I
C
S
>>71455240
>how the fuck does that work?
It's called not knowing what the fuck you are talking about.
how about this one buds
>>71453401
Jefferson Davis
>>71451488
>>71453615
how are there this many fresnofags on /pol/
we should be friends.
>>71451710
I really hope she doesn't have fibromyalgia. pretty sure she doesn't have bpd, but fibomyalgia is shit
>>71449735
>Clovis
>>71452853
Look her face, it's like: "I am going to ruin your life if you date me"
>>71455588
at least it isn't one of those "non binary" faggots
>>71449869
FUcker her in the ass after eating indians food
you will learn how Poo2loo's have sex
>>71455780
it's a school for people who dropped out of highschool
>>71455765
>fibromyalgia
>BPD
>walks with a cane
>ENJOYS HIKING
attentionwhoring at its finest.
>>71449869
She loves the poo
>>71451710
>watering my 5 cacti
Tuff gig iyam
>>71449869
>5'2
>>71453401
Dave
>>71455387
More like, "I saw Little Buddha once"
>>71449869
>I named my subconcious
Rule #1 - Never stick your dick in crazy.
Rule #2 - NEVER stick your dick in crazy!
>>71451820
I HOPE SO
>>71451488
>1488
wew lad
>>71453401
Zardoz vikernes
>>71455924
it was the first french king, basically the guy who founded our nation in 482. Im a bit triggered.
>>71453652
Same person?
>>71455588
Okay anime.
Seems like a nice person.
If she's at least a 7/10 I'd hang out with her.
>>71455588
>mayonnaise SO QUIRKY XD
>IM A NERD SEE I WATCH ANIME XD
swipe left immediately
>>71455924
Adult school yes, but Clovis is the richest part of the Central Valley. Lots of white people, it's not a bad city even if the cost of living is higher than the rest of the valley.
If I could live anywhere in the Central Valley it would be Clovis.
And not Hanford.
>>71449735
If she didn't do, say, and wear all that fucked up shit she'd be pretty hot
>>71451764
it´s the sum of both her personalities iq´s
>>71454828
kek
>>71455635
EPIC BANTER
"he's dead 2 me...", kek
>>71453401
Pinkie pie
>>71452729
>Image of nothing but tits
>"I don't want guys who are only interested in hooking up"
>>71456326
Well, did she respond?
>>71450985
I bet Andrea is getting more dick as well.
>>71455635
youre a funny guy
>>71449735
Quit using made up bullshit to seem original
Fucking annoying little kids.
I'm 26 year old. I literally could fuck anyone I want. 18 year olds if I wanted. But they are so god damn annoying and illogical. I have to distance myself. Ya. The snatch of an 18 year old is great. But fucking hell they act like they are 10 years old.
>>71454162
>#BernTheFat
>>71451649
Jesus fucking christ
>>71455371
Don't date anyone who can't have a cold beer waiting for you when you get home from work.
>>71452853
Sarah Hanson-Young?
>>71456549
>>71449869
Don't worry it doesn't seem to be turned off by Nazis, and if you happen to be a grammer-nazi also that might be two pluses.
>>71456755
>>71449869
>i named my sub conscience
this is something new
>>71452853
she looks like the troll guardian of the mountain
>>71455635
Keks were had
>>71450898
Hi Mark
>>71456816
>>71450898
Shut the fuck up mark
>>71449735
>>71449869
>posting your IQ on tinder
Literally WHO the fuck cares.
>>71452853
Why do these ugly fucking hambeasts think anyone believes them that they were raped?
Literally no.
Even rapists have standards.
>>71453911
Honestly thought it was chris chan before I scrolled down
>>71456432
hanford? bruh. thats unfortunate. but yall got superior dairy so
>>71449735
Let's be honest here - these buzzword profiles are from girls in major cities right?
>>71456943
>wanting to breed with low IQ scum
>>71457094
IQ barely makes sense as a measuring system as it is. And people who boast about it are the biggest retards of em all. Just look at this clown.
she fucking named her "alternate personality"
>tfw only ever match with bots
>>71457155
which app is that?
>>71449869
>Mentally ill
>not a degenerate
>believes in God
I'm not sure what to feel
>>71457171
>tatoo
>piercings
Honestly not sure I could let it slide.
>>71457253
How ugly are you
>>71457253
git gud.
>>71451710
Total fish mouth syndrome
>>71457239
>IQ barely makes sense as a measuring system as it is.
Wrong. The chick is retarded though.
OH GOY
>>71457171
marry her
>>71457281
Pof
Seem to find girls with lower self esteem than tinder.
>>71456922
Why would you pretend that Trump isn't racist when the main reason you like him is that he is? Doesn't denying that Trump is a racist, and that that is why you like him, make you a cuckservative?
>>71451710
>ukulele
REEEEEE STAY AWAY FROM MY INSTRUMENT
>>71457378
I feel as if your two statements kind of contradict eachother.
>>71453401
Caesar
>>71457478
We don't like him because he's racist. And he isn't.
Name one way he's racist.
>>71451710
>let me drive my van into your heart
>>71451649
Make it all end please.
>>71451710
>TFW I have BPD
I sure as hell don't tell anyone right off the bat.
>>71457482
>ukulele
>instrument
please stop
>>71457171
>tattoos
>piercings
She just wants to go back
>>71453401
Ben "Zyklon B" Garrison.
>>71457497
What? The girl is obviously an idiot and lying about her IQ. An actual IQ test is a great indicator of intelligence.
>>71457482
>>>/tumblr/
i bet you call it a uke too, dont ya faggot?
>>71449869
I'm so fucking glad I'm done with online dating.
God, what a shit show.
ITT: privileged losers making fun of clearly sexually abused girls.
Doesn't make you any less pathetic.
>>71453719
It usually takes a couple weeks to a month to get used to meds senpai. Hang in there.
>>71457841
>clearly sexually abused
i was and i don't cry about it. why would you scream at the past when you can just move on?
>>71453652
peecha chakka no wookie boonowa twepi solo
>>71451649
JAJAJAJAJA
>>71457668
kek same
Only my closest friend knows, no one else
>>71457928
It explains the behavior. "Untreated victims"
>>71457841
nice b8, f@m
>>71457323
I honestly rate myself as a 6.5/10.
tbqh I only use tinder once in a blue moon, so I can't complain too much. It's just disheartening when two of my friends who are arguably less attractive have had multiple flings through tinder.
>>71449735
>>71449869
I find it interesting that there are women on tinder that set up all these red flags and expect to get someone to date.
>>71453652
Celestial object more like.
>>71457770
No, uke is something else entirely.
>>71458064
>explains the behavior
senpai i was raped almost every day from 9 to 16, being a cunt about it is entirely your choice.
>>71453211
Sounds like you and that tumblr girl got a lot of pent up sexual frustration with each other. You two should hate fuck.
>>71458014
If you haven't already, cognitive behavioral therapy senpai. Really calmed it down for me.
>>71457593
>We don't like him because he's racist.
yes you do
>Name one way he's racist.
his immigration policy, 'build the wall', 'you have to go back', his long history of housing discrimination, his constant ducking about avowed white supremacists who endorse and support him, his birtherism, his support of violent supporters who assault mexicans and black individuals whether they are protesting or not.
he knows better than to call people niggers, but that isn't how racist discourse takes place or has taken place in american in more than a generation. welfare queens, mexican rapists, policy towards islamic people (but muh islam not a race!), this is all the cornerstone of modern white nationalism in the us.
or do you think it is just a coincidence that pol, daily stormer, political cesspool, david duke etc fucking love him? he's the biggest thing to have happened to the white identity/white nationalist movement in decades and decades. its 85-90 percent of his appeal. and he is celebrated around here for that, at least when people aren't bizarrely pretending he isn't racist.
aren't you supposed to be proud of your racism? why hide your power level on /pol/?
>>71453401
Mini mich
>>71449869
Go on a date with her OP. It would be easy to get her to sleep with you look at how impressionable and unstable she is it would take no work. Don't be stupid this is free pussy.
Also, if it doesn't work out at least it'll be a really funny story
>>71452853
Everyone who asks who would rape this forgets, she is probably at a liberal university in a city surrounded by niggers. Have you seen what they fuck on a regular basis?
>>71458211
Therapy?
Exactly
>>71451710
she is cute
>>71449869
>IQ 130
Blatant lie if I ever saw one
>>71458388
nope. came to terms with it on my own and learned to accept it as just the truth, not something to be interpreted.
you don't need therapy to recover fuckwit.
>>71449869
>turn off bad grammars!!!
>Demisexual?
Why do american & swedish cultural marxists/leftists keep making up "sexualities" and "sexes".. why? I know jews.. but.. uh... stupid submisse brainwashed people
>religion
why do people convert to foreign religions at the extent it does too in the us? Like some of german anchestry becomes a shintoo. Others become budhists, hinduists, turdoists, etc.
>here choice is two off our own heritage
>christian
>heathen/åsatru/forn siðr
people don't do this weird shit here
>fucking niggers
>>71457478
Here's the funny thing. You know I suspect he probably is a racist, just because in my experience most people are. But I see people claiming it as a proven fact. [Citation Needed.]
I've asked a half dozen people that have said that to me to show me proof and no one has done more than stuttered.
No actually that's wrong, a couple mentioned the whole idiotic banning muslims thing. Ok obviously idiotic, illegal, not about to happen.
Also not racist. Muslims are a religion, not a race.
Really, is that the best you have?
I can see why republicans defend him. We're all sick and tired of idiotic PC broadening of terms like that to the point of this 'everyone is racist and it's racist to deny you're a racist' PC rot.
Both sides are irrational and ultimately stupid though. Vote for the only sane human being running.
>>71452980
>Degeneracy
She's just a middle-class white girl that wants to pretend she's special.
What else would you expect from fucking Clovis?
>>71458303
The country below America could be white as snow, and nothing would change. Nobody made it about race but you.
I think people like that like him because he's the only guy talking about shit no one dares to BECAUSE of race. He's not doing it because he's racist. You seem to have a sort of misunderstanding, since you seem to think being opposed to illegal immigration is racist.
>>71458536
I call bullshit. Your either in denial of your flaws or lying.
>>71458303
It's okay bro, you don't have to vote for him.
Can we get back to roasting crazy bitches now?
>>71458709
actually fucking kekking senpai
some people are stronger emotionally than you are, accept it.
>>71453401
Rabbi Shekelsteinberg
>>71458602
>didn't address anything i said
pretty disappointing desu senpai
>>71458629
you don't actually believe this. nobody does tbqh senpai
>>71457976
>PPTP
