ITT: We use meme magick to make Ol' Yeller's super volcano wake up
>>71446941
But thats where white people live
Who /easternseaboard/ and getting comfy for this?
>>71446941
>mfw i live in ohio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u02tycroA30
>>71447010
whites are evil, let yellowstone meme them to death
>>71446941
>tfw comfy in new york
>>71446941
Indiana reporting, feels good, I'm not taking in any fucking ash refugees.
>>71446941
holy shit i'm in nebraska and all my windows just shattered. it sounded like a huge boom came from the west.
i think it's happening, guys
>>71447179
>>71447086
>>71447235
>implying that you would not suffer due to the entire breadbasket of the country being covered in ash
>wake up dummies
>>71446941
Could you just fuck off with this bullshit ass forced meme already?
>>71447010
Also, this. Pretty much everyone in the blast radius is white and you'd be killing almost everyone else on the planet via starvation. Or at least North America. Point is, you should be directing your meme energy towards something that isn't a completely buttfuck retarded idea that would also probably kill you too.
>>71446941
>tfw gf's work is sending her to wyoming for two months
>>71447445
Ohio is self sustainable jackass
pretty much anywhere in the midwest is
it's California and east coast that's going to suffer
>>71447436
are you sure that was not your neighboor falling from the bed?
>>71446941
Fuck you, NO.
If you believe in meme magic but are not a doomsday fag post.
Go back to sleep Yellowstone.
>>71447582
Oh, so we are going to grow enough corn/wheat in Ohio for everyone. What are you going to do, wall off Ohio and only give the food to people from Ohio. You can't be this dumb.
>Misses California almost entirely.
Some bullshit. I'm in Texas and we only get the 2ndary ash zone? Nigguh California should get fucking rocked and ashed.
>tfw comfy southeast PA
>>71447571
she's going to cheat on you
>>71447597
>>71446941
I'm in Portland, will I be okay?
>Yes let everyone and everything I know and love die
ITT: edgefags
And you say you're the good guys
>>71447797
Can you read a map or use logic? My baseline guess is no.
>>71447818
>death is bad
>>71447731
Why does /pol/ turn into /r9k/ whenever significant others are mentioned? Is it a kneejerk reaction to seeing someone else with something that you want, or are you genuinely MGTOW-tier jaded?
>>71447678
>Thinking we don't already supply our own food and sell to other states
>Thinking we're going to starve our own people because faggots decide to live in drought states
>>71446941
Actually, it would be good is yellowstone wakes up from eternal sleep. Europe need more white refugees
Dubs yellowstone erupts tomorrow
>>71447984
Rerolling
>>71447924
Oh, so you are that dumb. The food rich states with the least amount of ash will be the most hellish places to live, when people en masse decide to go there and find food.
Yellowstone wont erupt.
Stop.
>>71447797
Portland was safe from St Helens, which was right fucking next door. So yes.
GREAT KEK MAKE THE AMERICANS SUFFER FOR BEING CHRISTIANS. AWAKEN AND MAKE YELLOWSTONE BLOW.
>>71447984
repeating digits and yellowstone becomes animate, rising out of the ground on three sturdy legs and ushers in an era of darkness and magma for all humankind
>>71448149
k
>>71448277
Shit
>>71448277
>repeating digits and yellowstone becomes animate,
Witnessed.
>>71446941
No anon, I have a GF in wyoming. Meme magic dictates she lives and Jelly stone doesn't erupt.
>>71446941
All that is needed is to watch this feed and praise to lord KeK
https://www.nps.gov/features/yell/webcam/oldFaithfulStreaming.html
>>71448469
>Flag
Sorry pal unless she is there on Holidays she is fucking Tyrone
>>71447920
being here long enough tends to do that
everything wrong with the world is placed under a microscope here
>>71448469
You should pray to Kek that she isn't fucking some 6'5, 8 inch dick Mountain Man.
DELETE THIS!
>>71448545
Implying tyrone can compete with me.
Sorry O'neil, meme's don't always work in the real world.
>>71448545
Tyrone's don't exist in Wyoming.
>>71448615
Actually the perfect description of me.
>>71448277
How does Louisiana fare in this scenario?
>>71446941
>open thread
>no gets
kek does not approve of you heathens
>>71448797
> 6'5, 8 inch dick Mountain Man
>Actually the perfect description of me.
Are you sure you dont mean a 5´5, 2 inch mounted man?
>>71448929
Literally Katrina 2.0
>>71448929
>Eastern seaboard
Away and clear, most you'll get is an earthquake.
>>71446941
Do you believe the major peripheral powers have an actual plan to exploit such a scenario?
Does US have a plan?
>>71447597
>españa-bantz
>>71446941
>MUH WHITE FLIGHT
>WE GON FLY TO NORTH WEST
>GOLLY GEE. NICE WHITE AREA.
>Yellowstone erupt
>kill all the stormcucks
>??
>profit
>>71449013
I'm a Scotsman not a Cuckman, don't lump me in with you lot in Cucklan. . .sorry I mean Sweden.
>>71449087
im sure theres plans for everthing
>>71449038
Not quite eastern seaboard but could the earthquake cause tsunami?
>>71448277
dubs dont have that kind of meme magic faggot. this will never happen
California capital here, nice and cozy
>>71448929
>ash falls mostly in Mississippi watershed
prepare to get a lot of trash in your rivers m8
>>71449254
you'll see
>>71448545
Pretty hard to fuck a swinging nig from the trees
>>71449241
Shockwave would be away out towards the sea, so only the caribbean islands have anything to worry about.
>>71448277
checked and confirmed
If those millions of people died, would the US economy be back on track?
I'm planning on mortgaging a home soon, should I just wait for the super-eruption before I do?
Jokes on the Volcano, no one important lives in those states.
>>71449182
>Cucklan. . .sorry I mean Sweden.
>>71449238
>be Putin
>wake up
>put on flippers and robe
>check SVR daily report
>Yellowstone still not erupted
>tfw
>>71446941
yea, no. it would be much more worthwhile to hope for the san andreas fault to give or for some mega tsunami to hit new york. what are you, some nwo shill?
>>71446941
>tfw Florida
>>71446941
If that blows, it kills all the crops in the midwest and we all go together anyways.
>>71446941
>tfw living in Quebec and feeling comfy for the first time in my life living in the most secure place in NA.
>>71447582
prevailing winds blow east, man. cali would be fine. you guys would be fucked.
>>71446941
Incorrectly invoking magick with will to destroy will not end well for you, OP.
>>71449608
Check before rek.
>>71449924
>prevailing winds blow east
The fucking Rocky Mountains would help too I suppose
Good night Yellowstone.
would i survive? right on the line for secondary and primary ashzones. live in iowa right on the missouri river.
>>71446941
>seattle, all of california, chicago spared
>whites killed
reeeee
Sweet dreams yellowstone
