>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP LOL AMERICAN PIGSHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY american pigshit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
Can we get in on this?
>>71444839
yes
Norway is a super neat country
>>71444730
Who shat in your cereal?
>>71444730
>>71444730
Why attack the USA when you have a Muslim country right next door? Bit of a bigger concern, isn't it?
our Atlanta and Detroit niggers could wipe out the Norwegian military. We MIGHT have to resort to the national guard. We'll keep the Marines on the leash though to keep the playing field fair.
>>71444730
n-no s...senpai!
Yum
>>71444730
>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
You sure said it, you can't even handle the invaders all over you and your neighbors. So you're definitely right in saying you couldn't take a continent sized country in a week, or ever. Nice to know you're aware of your own shortcomings norway.
How long did you have this pasta saved OP?/pretty old.
>>71445582
>>71445434
>>71445291
>>71445219
>>71445121
>>71445105
>>71445063
>>71444970
Be very afraid of our viking blood
>>71444730
Wait a minute... nork.. norwahl.. Norway.. you guys have a lot of oil right?
>>71445704
Aren't you a scary one
>>71444730
>>71445704
There isn't a single country on this planet that could beat us. I'd even argue that you couldn't all beat us combined.
>>71444730
lol, you're cute.
>Portugal couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Spain in a week
TOP LOL SPANISH PIGSHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Portuguese are ITCHING for a war with Spain. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Spanish soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY spanish pigshit they see. When Portugal's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
>>71445704
Wasn't it denmark that took over Norway and all that land.
>>71446094
i support this
>>71444730
What the actual fuck. Did Norway just legalize weed?
Itt all these reddit fags falling for pasta
>>71446271
your next vi skal befri aalborg fra deres hender
>>71444730
Is this fresh pasta?
>>71446461
old pasta
>>71446461
no, this has been around since at least last year
>>71446641
we are gonna take aaland from you finish fuck
>>71446764
chill Mohammad
>>71446459
Hah, sure, come get us.
>>71446839
vi skal ta fredrikshavn og
STFU OP and make series two of Okkupert already.
I'm sick of waiting.
>>71447216
you watch that shit? can you see it in usa?
>>71447292
Yeah, it's one of the better TV shows I have seent in awhile regardless of Edgar Skar's character being a coalburner.
>>71445704
>They are the filthiest of all Allah’s creatures: they do not clean themselves after excreting or urinating or wash themselves when in a state of ritual impurity (i.e., after coitus) and do not even wash their hands after food. Indeed they are like asses that roam in the fields. They Cannot, of course, avoid washing their faces and their heads each day, which they do with the filthiest and most polluted water imaginable. I shall explain. Every day the slave-girl arrives in the morning with a large basin containing water which, she hands her owner. He washes his face and hair in the water, then he dips his comb in the water and brushes his hair, blows his nose and spits in the basin. There is no filthy impurity which he will not do in this water. When he no longer requires it, the slave-girl takes the basin to the man beside him and he goes through the same routine as his friend. She continues to carry it from one man to the next until she has gone round everyone in the house, with each of them blowing his nose and spitting, washing his face and hair in the basin.
>>71445926
But Israel did it
>>71447410
*Eldar Skar.
>>71444730
What is it with small countries talking shit like this? First North Korea, now this.
>>71444730
Seems legit
>>71444730
>petrol
>>71444730
The Austrian Navy is going to support our Nordic brothers in taking down the Burger Imperium.
ALT FOR NORGE!
>>71448135
TOGETHER WE CAN DO IT
>oil-rich country full of arabs living in slums
>US would have valid reason to invade if we were attacked
I'm liking the sound of this.
>>71444730
audible kek
>>71444730
I love you norway, my mother's people come from your lands, but dude, come on.
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=united-states-of-america&country2=norway&Submit=COMPARE
RNoAF = 46 F-16Bs.
"How cute."
t. World's second largest air force.
>>71448468
HAHAH WE HAVE MORE PATROL CRAFT THAN YOU
HAHAHAHAHAH STAY JELLY
>>71448632
Hey Norway, how good are your aircraft carriers?
>>71448701
they are top secret cant tell you
>>71448468
> deploying chemical arsenal
A single US Carrier fleet vs all of Norway: Who wins?
>>71448975
sorry i dont speak to countries with less patrol boats than 20.
Siding with Norway on this one.
>>71449413
thanks pirate
>>71448975
86 fixed wing aircraft on a Nimitz-class.
78 are combat Fi-18s and F/A-18s (nominal)
8 are out of service at anytime for repairs and maintenance. (nominal)
70 combat air craft.
versus
Norway's 46 F-16s.
6 to 8 of which are in repair cycle at any time.
70 US (nominal) v. 40 (Norgay) (nominal)
Clear winner: Norway due to having a King or something.
>>71444730
Burgernavy is nothing compared to the might of Norway.
"OH LOOK AT US WEZ GUT AIRCRAFT CARRIERS!" ... not when we're finished with u.
>>71449595
dont forget that we have more patrol boats than USA accordning to globalfirepower.
fucking pathetic
We are litterally carrying the entire NATO
Can't shoot what you can't see! Pearl Harbour 2.0 here we come!
>>71446109
Yes.
For kongen og fedrelandet gutta!
None can compete.
>>71449595
>>71449724
Ok...we're so sorry. Please norway, take what you want and leave us alone. Please.
>>71449595
HNoMS Roald Amundsen (F311) copy pasted into the picture twice more.
>>71449797
Bjork why did you attack a gun to a skip and put it in the water?
>>71450026
but... but.. we have 5 of them :(
>>71444730
Norway is America's bitch. They store hundreds of thousands of tanks and military vehicles in your mountains because they know you're too pussy to touch them.
>>71444730
Absolutely invincible! We're gonna shoot the salad right out of their fat burger asses.
Norway? Weren't you that bottom bitch in the Kalmar Union?
>>71450103
Damn, our 12 SSN-774 class subs will be no match!
Better not even send the 39 688-class subs in, they will be sitting ducks!
>>71449595
America's got railguns. Why even bother trying when they've got railguns.
![F35_Dragchute_LocheedMartin_4928[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Oz82z3z.jpg "F35_Dragchute_LocheedMartin_4928[1].jpg")
>>71450049
Shut your toothless mouth you dirty tea gulper! We're coming for you next! The Blitz will just be cheap firework show compared to what we'll do to you!
>>71450361
we have 4 subs ourself
get rekt
>>71450361
LOL your SSN-774 would literally be mince meat against our extremely silent diesel-electric attack subs.
The US navy can't even find them in our shared exercises.
>>71450477
railguns is a fucking meme
OP is obviously underaged. Mods?
>>71450173
>North american jingoist poster
n°563783, 0.05$ were added to your account for; Online White on White Divise Slandery
>>71444730
Herregud så du driter deg ut. Ikke engang litt morsomt jo.
>ITT op is a fucking mong
>>71450644
>above sensible atmosphere
above memes
>>71450614
We've got 6 effective submarines. SIX
>>71450633
this
THE ENTIRE AMERICAN MILITARY IS PATHETIC
We are best
>>71450633
>hey, lets tell people we cant do x
Wartime comes
>well, lets do x
>>71444730
And when the entire Norwegian army is fighting over seas, the Danish military sweeps in and reconquers Norway, reestablishing the Kalmar Union
good times
>>71450778
>Both Home Depot and Lowes submitted designs to the Norwegian military for a light ground assault vehicle. Home Depot submitted the APRON (Advanced Patrol/Recon Onground Navigator), while Lowes submitted the CART (Cycle Aided Recon Turret). Lowes won the bid, and 5000 CARTs were ordered...
>>71444730
is this wat shitpost looks like?
>>71451118
fuck you demark you lost us to sweden for being shitty
>>71444730
But I like Norwegians, I don't want to fught,
Norway is my favorite Scandinavian country
Why not reunite the Nordics under one flag then partake in the cleansing?
>>71451299
But it's our nemesis. Equal power - mutual destruction.
>>71451492
sweden is full of niggers, muslims and other mogrel races
dont want them
>have norwegian citizenship
>have american citizenship
Uhh, guys which one do I choose?
Actually, I dont think america has to do anything to win because norway will destroy itself from the inside quickly
>>71451299
We gotta nuke something. Might as well be Oslo to warn the Finns to not act up.
>>71451524
Jeg elsker Norge.
>>71444730
>Norway declares war on US
>Norway cries to NATO to protect it from the US
>NATO is the US
>Norway gets assraped in minutes
>>71451619
No, I fucking love Norway.I would die for Norway.If USA were to nuke any of the Scandinavian countries, I'd choose Sweden.
>>71451712
dont kid yourself
norway is carrying the entire nato
usa is a small part of it
>>71444730
NORGE NEJ!!
>>71444730
Thousands of americans were up here a few weeks ago for a big war simulation.
They called it "operation cold respose".
>cold response
>in +2 degrees celcius
>in the middle of february
Top kek
Alright sure thing man make you sure you extra destroy Detroit ok thanks and God bless
>tfw we could take down Norway by using the armed population alone
>>71444730
norway not even on the list top shekel
>>71444730
the rest of the world combined couldn't take us faggot
>>71451560
Someone needs to purify the people of Europe.
>>71451976
They's never get their navy passed the Eisenhower Locks.
If they did, USCGC Mackinaw (WLBB-30) would sink them all.
>>71445926
With Russia you would just nuke each other into stalemate.
About all countries combined that would depend on how well prepared would you and the rest of the world be. If you were to launch surprise attack I even believe you would be able to fuck shit up so badly you might have actually won but it would be very risk, very high casualty operation.
If you were the ones attacked then you would stand no chance. Even if the rest of the world would not have the element of surprise the sheer numbers would be simply too much.
ib4 hurr durr Aircraft carrier
>there would be so many submarines they would be able to sink them just by alahu akbaring into them
>>71445789
underrated
>>71444730
top kek
>>71444730
The allies LITERALLY won WW2 because of Norway. The Norwegian Merchant Fleet had over 1000 ships serving the allies, at one point bringing over 50% of the total supplies to Britain on Norwegian ships.
"The British politician Philip Noel-Baker, Baron Noel-Baker, commented after the war that "The first great defeat for Hitler was the battle of Britain. It was a turning point in history. If we had not had the Norwegian fleet of tankers on our side, we should not have had the aviation spirit to put our Hawker Hurricanes and our Spitfires into the sky. Without the Norwegian merchant fleet, Britain and the allies would have lost the war."
But no "thank you"... let's just try to bully super power Norway instead... burger logic.
>>71448135
TOP KEKE
>mfw amerifats won't get this
>mfw no face
>>71452409
americans cant into geography
>>71452288
>USCGC Mackinaw is an icebreaker
Makes sense since their navy probably consists of icebergs
>>71452327
>piercing in chest
0/10 automatically
>>71445926
Are you autistic? Any country with nuclear weapons could destroy you plus your army is a laughing stock. Many European powers are better trained and equipped then the US, but just have far less soldiers.
>>71447637
They just got a bunch of shit to talk.
You do too, probably, dun know
not funny.
>>71444730
Isn't it way past your bedtime, kompis?
>>71452486
Not to mention the Freedom-class littoral combat ships are built in Wisconsin and there's regularly one on sea trials on the Great Lakes before transferring to ocean fleets.
>>71452409
Nah, I got it, but wasn't that funny honestly. >>71452482
Norwegians can't engrish.
>>71444730
slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>71452366
dont forget when we sunk the NAZI PRIDE with a fucking ww1 gun
TOP KEK we are so fucking superior
>>71448135
But Austria's a landlocked nation.Oh wait, that's the joke.Boo.
>>71452327
>Sternum piercing
Nigger what
>>71452778
>Norwegians can't engrish.
Bad anlglais speaker n prawd of it
>>71452806
Plus we demilitarized before being invaded and our officers had to defy orders in order to sink german ships. We needed to handicap ourselves in order to give the enemy a fighting chance.
God I hope so Norway, please bleach us.
>>71452486
kek underrated must be why they've become so hostile as global warming is decimating their fleet and it's now use it or lose it
>>71452531
>Many European powers are better trained and equipped then the US
worst shit post by fake australia I've ever seen kek extreme anywhere in Europe being better trained or equipped than the U.S. is
>>71444730
Then do it. Nothing is stopping you.
>>71452531
The Red Army wasn't as well equipped or as well trained as the Nazis. You saw how that turned out.
>>71453240
>UK
>Norway
>France
>Denmark
>Netherlands
Do I really have to list them all Tyrone?
>>71444730
I'll help you out, listen for the burzum and that's me
>>71449595
Good luck with that.
>>71453351
Yea, millions of dead Russians.
>>71444730
>nuke Norway
>>71453351
Yes but they had wave after wave of Estonians, Latvians and Ukrainians to catch the bullets of the Germans.
>>71444730
I know this is b8 but you guys don't even have enough tanks to effectively seize land.
If you try conquer open areas like the great plains (which is pretty unrealistic considering you'd be smashed at NY) where Kursk 2 would happen your mighty fleet of 52 Leo2A4s had to battle approx. 5970 M1s of different versions.
Honestly even with absolute air supreority and no TOWs used by the americans that would mean each of your tanks had to destroy 114 tanks to archieve a decisive victory.
And this won't happen because alas you don't have 2 Rommels and 1 Guderian in your Staff thus making winning tactics less likely.
>>71453362
you're literally fucking retarded go take a look at the military spending chart
Why are Russians filming this Norwegian ship?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tginHP4uj8
Because we are literally fighting at the frontline - not like other weak nato countries.
>>71449724
Wish a motherfucker would.
>>71453487
dont worry nazihans
our tanks are getting a6 upgrades soon
>>71453504
Military spending doesn't directly translate into better training, Jamal.
There is a reason the US always gets beat in wargames.
>>71445789
i think they might need some freedom
>>71453412
Russia still beat Germany and raped their women. At least I can respect modern Russia for being fighters. What does Norway do besides burn churches and let in Muslims while living high off oil money?
Like take a look at this laughing stock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOeyRV-88Ug
>>71453708
Et tu Roo?
>>71445704
Has based Norway exited the f35 program?
>>71453878
New Zealand your literally an insignificant shit hole and your shit at shit posting
>>71444730
>be very afraid of our viking blood
>viking blood
>kek
>>71453857
Yea but they were right next door so there was a constant flow of troops. You Yanks are across the Atlantic so when you fall to the Norsemen, you won't be able to recover so fast.
>>71449413
noooooo!!! somalibro!!!
>>71454046
They already have two and have placed an order for 21 more.
>>71454046
nope
>>71453976
>>71453487
Just stay home and pet your 200 remaining operational tanks...
Germany = 200 working MBTs lol
Scandinavia in total have way more than that.
>>71454148
Modern Norwegians are too pussy to even save their own country let alone try to invade anyone else let alone the USA.
>>71445704
Aren't the Vikings a football team? Stop stealing our shit Denmark
>>71453653
I actually hate this. Do not call Germans "Nazi" SERIOUSLY it's so stupid, makes me angry.
>>71453653
The battle of Kursk, Börge, was a massive tank battle, which the third reich lost although they had better tanks with the Tiger 1, Panzer IV F2 and Panzerjäger Ferdinand, due to the sheer ammount of soviet steel that was flung at them.
In their desperation T-34 drivers used their tanks as a 30t ram, so other tanks may flank the german tank.
So you may consider upping your fleet at least by a 100.
>>71454085
I'd rather be insignificant than a degenerate cucked shithole like the US.
Stay mad Pedro.
Norway's Total Nuclear Warheads: 0
America's Total Nuclear Warheads: 7,100
Start somethin' bitch nigga.
>>71454394
but remember nazihans our tankcrew are skilled germanic aryans
american tankcrews are shitty inferior anglos
>>71454284
>too pussy
>a yank says this
Kek, your country is filled with pussies and is packed to the brim with liberal cucks. They'd welcome an invasion.
>>71454540
>America's Total Nuclear Warheads: 7,100
Only 1,113 are active with 108 (nominal) in maintenance cycle at any given time.
The rest are in reserve stockpile and only 50% of those would actually work.
>>71454681
Our liberal cucks don't run this country completely yet otherwise candidates like Donald Trump would be banned from running for being too offensive like in Europe.
>>71454549
Anglos are Germanic Aryans, like yourself, you goof. Though, Americans just speak Anglo tongue, they really are not even pure Europeans.
>>71454394
It looks like they lost an awful lot of tanks. Not the best kill ratio imaginable.
>>71454844
They will soon. Donald isn't even gonna win and the conservatives in your country are equally as pathetic as the libcucks.
>>71455091
The only thing saving your cuckservatives are their weapons.
>>71447292
It's awesome. Love that show. Operator as fuck.
>>71454817
we'd only need a single one to wipe out Norway....
>>71454817
>50% of those would actually work.
What makes you think this?
>>71444730
Hva faen er det du har rusa deg på nå, Steffen?
>>71449595
NORWAY PLEASE SPARE US
WE BOW BEFORE YOUR MIGHT
GOD HELP US WHAT DID WE DO TO ENRAGE THESE NOBLE WARRIORS
>>71454267
I don't fucking know why Sweden and Denmark would help you in a conquest for america but let's sum that up.
Sweden 120 Stridsvagn 122
Denmark 57 Leo2A5
Norway 52 Leo2A4 (may be upgraded soon)
That makes an combined force of 229 Tanks, ok I give you that you have 29 Tanks more than us.
>>71454549
They better be, to stand a chance.
>>71455014
the loses were negligable to them as they could weld 5 new tanks for each lost.
>>71455264
LOL you think you could evade our Star Trek program?
>>71454817
1,597 are deployed, 4,717 are active stockpile, 2,340 are awaiting retirement due to age.
Norway is 148,718 mi2
The average nuke covers 160 mi2
930 Nukes is all it would take.
Even at a conservative estimate the country is 110% irradiated wasteland.
Norway's ICBM deterrents are NATO- Read: American. They contribute nothing to the program themselves as of yet, with only vague promises to commit 2% of the budget by 2025.
Start somethin' bitch nigga.
>>71444730
Can we join?
We can use our feminazis and politicians as meatshields
>>71455091
Except cuckservatives are losing power and liberal cucks are too busy in-fighting with themselves on who is the bigger snowflake. The only way to stop Trump at this point is to kill him.
>>71446109
Yeah pretty much.
>>71455429
>I don't fucking know why Sweden and Denmark would help you in a conquest for america
Of course they would, they are our BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
>>71455429
We have nearly 1000 or so tanks though
>>71455502
Sweden the only use you would have for Norway is to be a meatshield.
>>71455465
i dont get where the fuck you see that us still have 7000 warheads
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weapons
>>71455502
>>71455449
>>71455203
>>71454681
Yes, please believe that you can win. PLEASE DECLARE WAR.
>>71444730
Wtf are those boats?
>>71455654
With Sweden being the sister ofcourse
>>71453504
Why did you loose to the Chinks in Vietnam then?
>>71455567
Well I do hope he wins cause I think it would be funny from an outsider perspective. It is a win win for me, because he wins and a huge meme gets into power, and if he loses Americans on /pol/ will cry for centuries.
>>71455277
Tritium depletion. Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory has not been able to produce enough tritium to keep the whole reserve stockpile functioning. Most of which is Teller-Ulam Devices that only reach fusion with a tritium squirt.
Beyond that, the "Aerogel" lining that is evaporated into fussion product on most of our old nukes is expired and the recipe for it has actually been lost since the 60s.
Enduring Stockpile cannot overcome much of this with their funding.
>>71452794
Have a pity (you)
>>71455776
why did you "loose" (lose, retard) to fucking butterteeth?
>>71455712
We can at least walk 10 meters without having a heart attack, Tyrone.
>>71444730
>>71455776
Communists influenced propaganda that demoralized the American public. The chinks sure as hell didn't cause it.
>>71452409
>Amerifats
I think North Korea is actually the world's greatest country.Based and powerful, I doubt USA and/or Norway could stand a chance.
>>71455706
In a REAL modern warfare tanks are pretty much useless though. There are SO many great anti tank weapons available. ONE guy could literally take out 10 tanks.
We have angered the Northman. We will never escape their fury.
>Trump will lose
>We will become mexicans
>now the Jans will gather a mighty coalition of shitposters to destroy us
All is lost. America is dead
Norway is now the official chilly Australia
>>71455733
Remember Vietnam? You thought you could win and a bunch of poorly equipped farmers rekt you.
And the European armies are actually well trained.
>>71448701
>>71448521
>>71450361
https://youtu.be/aoMj1TjNTFw
>americans braggin' 'bout their navy
>mfw
>>71455886
Yes Sweden I'm glad your wife makes you walk 10 meters to your shed when Jamal and Amed arrive.
>people are forgetting the pasta already
>>71455862
Oh, how original, I accidentally did a typo in a language that isn't my native one..
And that is all you had to say, couldn't come with an argument to counter mine, well done burger.
>>71456017
I'd be more scared of North Korea than fucking Norway of all countries. At least North Koreans have held a gun before and can actually run their own country without letting Muslims take over.
>>71445704
we wuz vikings n shit
>>71453362
All of these countries operate shitty equipment, don't have money for training, and are too small to make a difference.
>>71455776
>Why did you loose to the Chinks in Vietnam then?
They signed a peace treaty with us in Paris and we left under a flag of victory. Years later they continued their conflict and the north won because of OPEC. Our goal was to contain communism not get involved in colonial conflicts and civil wars.
>>71444730
>Norway actually has a military
u wot? Pretty sure there are state militias in the US larger than any army you could muster.
>>71455706
I looked that because I couldn't believe that, but holy shit why do you need such a great fleet of armor?
>>71456033
nonetheless still needed to seize land and assault unfortified positions.
Also most modern tanks are starting to use upgrades to counter this threat
>>71448975
I think Norway is developing some new naval cruise missiles. Can the carrier detect and shoot down the missiles, that is the question. I know how tough carriers are to take down from games. But I don't think it can take 5 newly developed stealth missiles at a time.
>>71456402
Stop being delusional Laquan. European soldiers man for man are better trained and equipped than Americuck forces.
>>71456145
at least we can go and fuck other women then, unlike you, you have to watch when Tyrone and Jamal fucks your wife
>>71456017
>>71456306
This thread is a pasta.Proceed to shitpost.
>>71444730
Norway VS Hawaii(by itself) would probably be more interesting
>Norwegian GDP 499.82 billion
>US military expenditures $610.096 billion
that said, your whites can feel free to passively invade new york and rape freely, we could use the demographics.
you would be much more comfortable in the extremely Norwegian Seattle area though
>spending chart
> 90% of military budget goes into the pockets of corrupt politicians and billionaires
>>71456430
You left under the mask of defeat. You got shat on in Vietnam. In 1968 it was clear you couldn't win yet you Yanks fought on til 1972 making no difference at all. More Americans died and this was with your whole arsenal.
Don't kid yourself, you got decimated in Vietnam.
>>71456306
>Norwegian gun statistics
>>71456328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO5bJ6J5bIY
Police have no excuses for not training in hand to hand combat. With the flail on the ground like a woman technique, perfected in japan, you can even defeat Muhammad Ali.
>>71456050
Fuck off burger
>>71444730
Lel. Great banter lad.Fuck the burgerclaps desu.
>>71456788
Norwegians are natural trolls.
>>71456551
Hey Amed glad to see you're doing okay buddy. Hope you're enjoying Sven's wife since we both know he can't please her.
>>71455862
>>71450644
You clearly know nothing about warfare. How do you plan on stopping a mach 7 projectile without explosives?
>>71452531
>your army is a laughing stock
Even convicts can't be this dumb
>>71456788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNKAtx3Zvyk
>>71456548
Sucking muslim cock and using broomsticks painted black as guns because you lost the military budget and had to sell off your tanks to fucking estonia doesn't count as training.
>>71456788
You mean the same statistics where USA is number one and even Sweden has more guns than you?
>>71456876
Well, not of a Middle-eastern decent, but Sven's wife is damn good.
>Gealic descent
>mfw my pasta threads get deleted but these don't
>>71445926
>There isn't a single country on this planet that could beat us
>What is Russia
>What is North Korea (largest standing army)
>What is China
>What is India
Now what, fuck face?
>>71456931
>>71457034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOeyRV-88Ug
>>71456862
Should we look at murder statistics too?
If we invaded you'd be too busy murdering yourselves!
>>71456711
> You got shat on in Vietnam.
We won almost every battle.
> In 1968 it was clear you couldn't win
We could never win because it was not our war. We were helping South Vietnam.
> More Americans died
More American died from driving in that period. People die in wars but Vietnam was no WWII to cry over.
> you got decimated in Vietnam.
We should have never been their but you are completely wrong. We ran the place and killed at will.
>>71457136
to be honest north korea equipement is 60's-70's technology level
so us could beat them
>>71457149
You're right, this sure proves that the worlds best funded and equipped military are actually just a bunch of clueless idiots
>>71457106
You must continuously feed the thread
>>71444730
>USA couldn't singlehandedly-destroy The World in a weekTOP LOL NON-AMERICAN PIGSHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Americans are ITCHING for a war with The World. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty countries. There wouldn't be a square meter of non-American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless countries. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY non-american pigshit they see. When USA is done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
>>71457282
Killing civilians isn't something to be proud of.
>>71456017
Look at North Koreans, they're superior in every way to Eurofags.Eurofags BTFO!
>>71452694
norge er nå på aussie tier, når det kommer til shitposting
>>71457272
our stats include monkey on monkey violence.
and that makes up the bulk of that statistic.
>>71457149
They're recruits you dumbshit wannabe australia. And they even get guns too, what luxury!
>>71444730
Watch this and STFU - Norway will annihilate you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deFNmWmr-Yc
>>71456461
Turkey 8-DDD
Idfk really
>>71456145
This average American on /pol/
Remember this next time an american pulls the cuck-card
>>71457272
>If we invaded you'd be too busy murdering yourselves!
I don't fucking care.
I have three Norwegian trolls on my desk and one inside my computer, wow!
>Estonia couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP LOL AMERICAN PIGSHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Estonians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY american pigshit they see. When Estonia's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
>>71457519
Tell you what Norway. Successfully conquer Greece then we'll talk. Surely if Italy couldn't do it you can.
>>71457444
>Killing civilians isn't something to be proud of.
Yes it is. The cowards of that generation should have used concentration camps to destroy the enemy. Same thing should be used against these idiot middle eastern savages. If you are not willing to kill and neuter some pests then you have no business going to war.
>>71444730
Did someone steal your sweet roll Norway? Is that why youre so mad?
>>71457633
is that your army?
>>71457411
I know, some reach 200 replies in 5 minutes if I trigger hungarians.
