What do black people say after sex?
If you call the police I'll kill you
Ill list a few
>Wen u whities gona pay reparations?
>if you tell the cops ill kill u
>$400?!?! i thot u sed $200!
>bix nood fugga bug
>WE WUZ KANGS
"Shiiiiieeet, da pohleece is cumin!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkZ5e94QnWk
Fuck Donald Trump
"you gone name him Darnell Jamaal? Sheeeiiiit I nee sum cigarettes, I be back."
>>71438667
thank u based jew
>>71438544
black dick is expensive
Wait, mah nigga comin to jon in
>>71438863
Tell anyone and I'll fucking kill your family
>>71438544
Now you have aids
"But officer I dindu nuffin"
>>71438667
FPBJ
>my beloveth spouse! T'was quite the jolly endeavour laying with you tonight! I will leave you now, if you please my love. The local watering hole has quite a marvellous discount on fried gallus gallus domesticus on this wonderful evening. Tiddly-ho! I promise I will return hither soon.
zip zop zoobity bop
>>71438667
First jew best jew
>>71438667
One and done
>>71439107
Kekd
>>71438667
top zozzle
i ane dun nuthn, plz don call da po-leese
>>71438667
>greatest ally strikes again
>>71438758
Rappers are sellouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WhGgHjwZxU
Inmate T9230 got me again :/
>>71438667
FPBP
>>71438667
i ribblezoffed
>>71438544
Run
Mace
>>71439806
>>71439088
ikr
>>71438667
First post, greatest ally
"No more tears now. Only dreams..."
>>71438667
Cuck
"Your honor I thought she was 18"
>>71438667
merchant i could die for yuo
"Look at me, I'm the German now"
Sometimes my girl doesn't shave her pussy and laughs that I look like I have a flanders stach when I'm eating her out...I say stupid shit with a diddly on the end like Flanders does sometimes during sex to make her laugh
Feels good to tell someone...
>>71438692
hehe, who comes first, dindu or police!?
>>71438544
AYO HOOLLLLLL UPPPPPPPP NIGGAAAA
*smacks lips*
SO HOL UP
YOU TELLIN ME
IMA BE A DADDY?
YOU TELLIN ME YO STANK ASS PUSSY BOUT TA HAVE A BABY? THATS WHAT U SAYIN?
*wipes sweat off forehead*
AHHHHHH
HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
NAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THAT BABY YOUR PROBLEM HO IM OUT DIS BITCH
>>71440307
dude sex lmao
>>71438544
They plead not guilty
>>71438667
Thank you, great merchant.
>>71438544
I love my niece.
>>71438544
Or maybe i dindu nuffin.
>>71438544
Should be
>things white Americans say
>>71440304
What emotion is this picture trying to convey? What message? Have I lived long enoug to witness experimental sadfrog memes?
>>71440074
>Canada shitting up the thread again with failed attempts at humor
>>71438667
Truly our greatest ally :DDDDD
>>71438544
You're my bitch now, nigga. That's what you get for picking up the soap.
>>71438667
Fpbp
>>71441143
>four years after sexual assault on a child
I dont get this. In germany its even worse. Why does the legal system let those people out again?
Once people cross the line and rape or attack young kids its highly likely they will do it again. If I imagine I have a daughter one day and convicted child abusers are free in society im getting sick. Lock them up forever they have proven a thread for public safety already.
>>71438544
>call the police and i'll fucking cut you
>>71439130
lol
>>71438667
first post ... etc
nicely done heebro
>>71438544
>I dint rape her
>she said she was 18 not 8!
>shut up bitch
>I'll kill you
>dindu nuffin
>>71438544
u got luckkey, biatch.
>>71438667
Based white race destroyer coming in with the batnz
this is pretty funny because lots of times I do say "thanks" after sex. It takes me a long time to cum and starts hurting them after awhile. I'm just acknowledging that i notice they're doing something nice for me by not asking me to stop after they've already cum.
>>71442073
u w0t m8?
You also shake hands afterwards? Just tell her it was great and make her a compliment how great she looks or whatever
"don't need to put my socks on i'm already wearing them"
>>71438544
I plead not guilty to the charge of rape.
>>71438667
You make me laugh, Schlomo.
You're going into the oven last.
>yo bark an' imma go all samurai on yo ass
>I'm not the father
Dayuum why wasn't you telling me your Swedish husband was filming us
I need to go grab some cigs. I'll be back in 5.
>>71438544
"why is my dick/pussy itchy and covered in sores"
>>71438667
Kikes bringing keks
>>71438667
FPBP
>>71438758
It's 'FUK DOWN TRA'
>>71438544
>be me
>be in japan
>spent months cultivating jap girls to bang when i visit
>its time -- leave for japan
>meet 6 or so, fuck 4 of them
>one is 8/10 clothing store girl
>has tramp stamp with american dudes name
>takes off pants in restaurant because i asked her what colour her panties were
>she wants to fuck in public in park
>basically shes fuckin nuts, but hot
>i dont want to fuck in park, so i suggest love hotel
>"ok"
>we go, fuck one time
>very nice, but still one hour or so before our time slot is up
>smoke, chat drink a little -- not really feeling horny until last 5 minutes of our time slot
>try for sex one more time, since i know its probably the last time i'll see her
>"not enough time"
>trust me
>finish in 1 minute
>shout out "new record" and throw fists up in the air
>she laughs and says "funny"
kinda miss her, she was fun
>>71438544
Why did ya use peppa spray white bitch
>>71438544
get arrested
run away
It's hilarious how blacks can't find a single legitimate flaw to insult whites with so they have to just make shit up
>white people can't cook
>white people can't fight
>white people commit more incest/pedophilia
all laughably false
>>71438544
if you tell anyone ill busta cap in yo white ass
>>71438544
"Shut up" *snore*
>>71443873
You smell terrible when wet
