> apply for dozens of different minimum wage jobs
> get hired at all of them because im not a retard
> only go in for my first few days where they train me
> after that just stop showing up to fuck them over
> they still have to pay me for the few days I did work
take that wagecucks
Topskeks my man
>>71433508
>having to work
Stay kuked, my parents work day and night and bring lots of money for me to spend.
>>71433508
Devilish
>go to taco bell
>order one soft taco
>take a dozen taco sauce packets
ha i wont even use them all during that meal
>>71433508
Literally did this two weeks ago. I got hired at UPS. I sat through a week of training the first week, didn't actually do any work.
The second week. I was a loader and had a seasoned dindu as my "mentor" before I was on my own the first week.
I pretended to be confused and worked really slowly so the dindu had to do most of the heavy lifting and loading while I bullshitted.
At the end of that week, I made up a story about how a rare job dropped for me while i sat in DEP and i had to be ready to ship in a week. I said that i didn't want to jeopardize my physical wellness before basic.
So i got paid for the training and then for a week of basically letting a nigger do the work for me. Thanks UPS!
>eat at the subway
>finish
>see the sign "don't bring up beverages with you"
>take a bottle of soda out of my backpack and drink in front of the employees
>see the sign on a trash box: "clean up after yourself thank you"
>don't
take that minimum wage workers
> they still have to pay me for the few days I did work
thts because they legally have to retard.
>>71433508
>go to McDonalds
>order food
>leave without buying or picking up the food
Destroying the corporation 1 order at a time.
>overuse napkins in chain restaurants and eateries causing several hundred pennies in losses per visit
I do my part against the corporate machine
>>71433508
>Come home from work
>See my dog
>He's happy to see me
>Ask him "who is a good boy? Who is a good boy!?"
>He gets super excited and jumps up and down
>I pat him on the head and walk away
>Never tell him who the good boy was
>>71435584
>Never tell him who the good boy was
motherfucker
> go to walmart
> grap two bottles of expensive liquor
> "accidentally" slip and smash them on the ground
>>71433508
>have a jewish/polish last name
>Dad is american, so i'm cut
>pretend i'm jewish
>win every argument and can openly be racist
DEVILISH
>>71435584
>>71435584
Similar thing here
>Be chillin around the house with dog
>Look dog in the eyes
>Ask "Who's here? Who is that?"
>She scurries off to the front door
>Nobody is there
>MFW I can do this every hour because she is a dog with garbage short term memory
>>71435183
>clean up after yourself
HA
is this a thing in American restaurants? Or is it a meme like tipping?
>be me, cuck for 3 years
>wife used to fuck me all the time but she was converted to BBC
>its our anniversary so shes letting me out of chastity to jerk off
>after i cream on the floor and eat it she forgets to lock me back up and finds Jamal
>i hear them fuck for hours
>jealousy kicks in, i get an idea
>after they fall asleep i lock up jamals superior cock and flush the key down the toilet
>Granddad on deathbed tells me to go out and live a long, successful life
>Kill myself the day after
>>71433508
I did similar for about six month when I was younger. Trained in about 8 call centres in a row.
>>71433508
>ruining your reputation as a reliable employee in a futile attempt to appear edgy and cool
Might I recommend killing yourself?
>>71434624
>nigger doesn't work
colour me surprised
>>71436708
how the fuck would it ruin my reputation dumbass?
>go to high tier restaurant
>order food
>eat
>when you're about to finish, walk away
free food
>>71437334
How did you afford enough gbp for that?
>>71435584
>>71436075
DON " T buly yor pet s
!
>>71435584
Top fucking kek
>>71437415
ill answer when i know what is gbp
>>71437608
>not knowing what good boy points are
Wagecuck
>>71433508
>>71435391
They don't make it until you pay
>>71437158
If you don't already know the answer to this question, you're a fucking moron who was never going to do anything of substantive value with his life anyways. Not even joking desu senpai. Enjoy your shit tier life.
>>71435844
>Dad is american, so i'm cut
Do people check your dick before you argue with them? If not, how does this help you pretend that you're Jewish?
>>71437807
Pretty sure thats the result of doing a lot of coke, and then not doing coke anymore.
You get fat.
>>71437996
well how would my future employers ever find out?
its not like I would put I was a cart pusher or fry cook on my resume
that would make it look worse tbqh
>>71437897
>>71437897
They don't make food at Mcdonalds
>>71435828
I have a hard time believing they wouldn't try to make you pay them before leaving.
>>71438068
Ge fucked up his leg or some shit and couldn't skate anymore so he got fat and depressed.
>>71438373
He also got his ass beat by "icelandic rappers"
lol..
>>71438452
>>71438373
Also, theres this lol..
>>71435584
Sick fuck.
>>71435183
Haha I just blew snot everywhere laughing, good thing some spic maid at the uni will clean it up for me
>>71436075
I unironically do this to my dogs and she unironically bites me for it.
>pic related
>/pol/ is /r9k/
Wow, didn't see that coming..
