>Now that we've successfully ruined beards, what other symbols of masculinity can we attack?
Save us, golden one.
anime
>>71430910
Comb overs
>>71430910
I really hope its not guns.
>>71430997
Actually youre on to something
They'll likely never be able to take over bodybuilding. They are too low test and obsessesed with fancy beers to commit.
>>71431060
Kill yourself.
>>71430910
Tattoos are gone.
Drinking ale is gone.
Smoking is gone.
Maybe scars?
Maybe we make our dicks themselves feminine.
I'm thinking braided pubes and stick on diamontes along the shaft.
>>71431175
Shaved heads
Motorcycles
>I'm so masculine I let betacuck hipsters take the stuff I like from me then cry about it on the internet
I don't like this meme
>>71431205
I have invested in a home gym so that I can embrace the herculean potential of my Grecian ancestors, as he has tapped into his viking heritage.
No homo.
>>71430910
beating your wife
>>71431453
Welcome to nu/pol/
>>71431205
bodybuilders do gay4pay...
>>71431300
Drinking scotch is still game.
The thing about Scotch is the cheap stuff is absolutely disgusting, but the expensive stuff is god-tier. Most hipsters can't afford to drop $80+ on Talisker or Lagavulin every weekend.
>>71431474
How about beating your husband? As in gays beating each other ironically? Its not domestic abuse its violent role-play.
>>71431629
>drinking a whole bottle in a weekend
unappreciative and uneducated edgelord spotted
![ScreenShot2012-05-28at8.52.51PM_crop_north[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gWjpjZ9.png "ScreenShot2012-05-28at8.52.51PM_crop_north[1].png")
Depends on your face really.
Some men wear a beard really well.
What do you think of this one /pol/?
>>71431629
>>71431702
also,
>not drinking laphroaig 10
>ruined lumberjacks
>ruined beards
>ruined the country
>ruined western civilization
>>71431702
I read that gays have higher rates of domestic violence than straight couples, actually. It's something that is prevalent in the gay community but kept hush-hush.
>>71430910
They're gonna go for all body hair next. It's the most logical next step. Feminists tried to make women with body hair acceptable but failed so the opposite is the next step. It'll go like this
>beards aren't cool anymore, shave it off!
>stand with women and shave your legs for equality!
>body hair is a symbol of the patriarchy
>>71431744
I never wore
A:flannel
B: ear , facial piercings
C: dumb ass clothes
In pic related I'm wearing , boots , Levi 501s and a black Wyoming state hoodie.
I just so happened to have a beard. And then all these little faggots started growing them to hide their chin or something ?
Like , it made them masculine but didn't
Why did they ruin it. I shaved so I wouldnt be grouped with those homos.
>>71431395
>Motorcycles
pls no
>>71432372
This camwhoring faggot right here is the epitome of nu/pol/
>>71432372
Now
Yes I know I look like kfed
>>71432372
>>71432483
Absolute gay cunt
>>71432455
Haha what makes you say that kiddo ?
I've been around before your little cuck boi moot sold it out.
>>71432483
110% pure fuccboi
>>71432521
Because YOURE Aussie. I assume everything you say is bantz and actually you would blow me if you could.
I have a beard because when I join the army I'll have to shave for five years straight.
Also because I'll have started balding by the time I get out.
>>71432593
>guyz I am super oldfag
If this was true you wouldn't be posting your fuccboi mug all over the board
>>71432384
They'll only ride 1980s 200cc "cafe racers"
One actually parked too close to my CBR 929 and it fell over when I tried to get my bike out. I would have felt bad but this shithead hit every stereotype in the book with how he dressed
>>71432629
What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ?
>>71431902
I don't think gays do, because that's 2 guys, and guys are usually pretty logical and therefore chill.
But lesbians apparently slap the shit out of each other, probably because neither of them are logical.
Operator beards anon
No libshit can touch it
>>71432715
I'm the oldest fag here dude. Maybe you should lurk moar lol
>>71431205
>They'll likely never be able to take over bodybuilding.
They will, they're already calling all bodybuilders homosexuals.
>>71432846
>haha I've been wasting my life for WAY longer than you have
>>71430910
I don't know what you're talking about.
Beards are still a lot more popular today than they've been in the recent past.
>>71432742
Well just as long as they keep to their faggy cafe racers and scooters i won't have a problem, but if they start getting into adventure bikes and supersports shit is going to hit the fan.
>>71432946
>haha ive been waiting to reply to you because I'm lonely AF
Lol get off my sac you dumb queer
>>>lgbtq
>>71430910
In the same way that you couldn't ruin bikinis even if you forced obese women wear to them, hipsters didn't ruin anything.
It's just that they are shit and everything looks out of place and insincere on them.
>>71432846
I seriously doubt that, you look like you're only 22.
>>71431300
A scars without a story is just emo edgelord tier. So unless you're going to be living dangerously you can scratch that off the list.
>>71432807
That's literally just a more grown out version of the beard OP posted
>>71433063
Lol
>YOU LOOK 22 BRO LOL
>ACTUALLY 26
THANKS MAN , I APPRECIATE THAT. XD I was wondering why all these underage chicks always lookat me when I drive my lancer around town.
>>71433147
Difference is ops beard is a faggot
That beard has seen some shit
>1/5 of his posts in the past 3 months have been camwhoring
>1/5 have been /b/-tier memes
>the rest is just gay tumblr-tier blogposting
welcome to nu/pol/
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/username/ITS%20HAPPENING%20/
>>71433222
I see you and your integers bro don't fret
>>71433207
>26
>Oldfag
get out namefag
>>71432807
>>71433053
Why are they allowed to have hair grown out?
>>71433241
>>71433270
Are you , getting upset ... Friends ? Lol
>>71433241
Holy fuck what a cancerous faggot.
>>71433370
I'm not the loser who gets upset and mad at "ICP wiggers"
>>71433241
What I were to change my namefag name ?
Could you still look up my archived posts ? Lol
>>71431629
>Drinking scotch is still game.
No it isn't. Beta faggots drink it pretending its tough or manly when it just tastes like shitty pinecones.
Drinking alcohol because you think it makes you manly is being the ultimate poser beta cuckold.
>>71433434
Who wouldn't hate ICP niggers ?
>>71433461
You're an attentionwhore who's addicted to blogposting about his personal life, work, and possessions in addition to posting your pictures
Most likely, yes
>>71431300
>Tattoos are gone
I can't get a tattoo because my scar tissue keloids.
>Drinking ale is gone
I can't afford to get drunk with my pals. I have work that requires me sober and not hungover.
>Smoking is gone
>implying that's a bad thing considering what tobacco actually did to people
>scars
nope, my gf loves my scars, particularly the one across my chest
>I'm thinking braided pubes and stick on diamontes along the shaft.
that's sounds... painful desu
>>71433468
>shitty pinecones
>confusing scotch with gin
Good scotch tastes like spicy smoke.
>>71432648
I'd suck you off
>>71433523
They're pathetic. I wouldn't let them make me emotional the same way I wouldn't get emotional about being bit by an ant. I feel pity for them, if anything. Juggalos usually become juggalos because they have/had no home life or family life, they even say as much when you talk to one.
For someone who "goes to the same church he works at every Sunday" you sure don't act very christian :^)
>>71431470
>homebenchpressguillotine.jpg
>>71433537
You seem upset about this ?
Am I ruining your , safe , space little man ? Lol
>>71430910
penises.... no wait, that was ruined even before beards
I know! BURGERS!
>>71431629
>drinking the Highland Jew
>>71432593
>I've been here for a whole year!
wew lad
>>71433650
That's not very "evangelical Christian" of you. Don't get emotionally stirred up just because I'm being pragmatic and telling you some facts. :^)
Self responsibility.
>>71431205
Some of us are hard gainers.
>>71433654
pls no
>>71433619
Haha. Who said I was a member of the church faggot ? Umm
That's why. I'm not part of the congregation , I make sure the campus is working correctly for the congregation you fucking dunce.
Jesus Christ nigger. If YOURE gonna try to dig out dirt on me. Just dox me. Find my instagram . lol find my Facebook
Imactually a really cool guy tbqh senpai. You might actually be baffled at how awesome I am IRL.
>>71433603
Thanks man
We can L7 though so I can reciprocate
>>71430910
Just rock it anyways. I started clean shaving again because of this well and I have a patch on the lower left side of my jaw where it's baby smooth the size of a 50 cent piece. But it's a bitch move letting some faggot dictate your decisions.
>>71433813
>Haha. Who said I was a member of the church faggot ? Umm
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/70756118/#q70759003
>>Idk what that meme is , but I'm pretty sure an evangelical christian maintence man , that works at the same church he attends every Sunday is def 'numale'
>>71433468
I think you're mistaken. Being able to drink strong alcohol isn't "tough" or "manly", but crying about anything that doesn't taste like a pouch of Capri Sun is indicative of being a little baby.
>>71433654
>burgers
you go to hell and you die
>>71433709
>work at an evangelical church
>same thing as attending service and being a part of the congregation
Lurkmoar
SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY ;)
How long does it take to grow a proper beard?
It's just a trend anyway, nu males will give it up soon.
>>71433790
>>71433977
TOO LATE, BWAHAHAHA!!!!
>>71433777
>Some of us are hard gainers.
No such thing. You're either not eating enough or not lifting heavily enough.
>>71431629
Spoken like a true hipster.
>>71433945
Lol
>>71430910
Guns.
>>71434138
I'm the tall lanky type.
Please don't pretend you know me, it's especially obnoxious on an anonymous imageboard.
>>71430910
>mfw they turn everything that is good and manly feminine
>mfw the only thing they cant turn is being a nazi
>mfw our last resort as men is becoming a nazi
>>71434308
Haha >don't pretend like you know me
Don't you know every anon on here has a masters in everything in college ? !?!?!!
There's some evidence that the balance of bargaining power between the sexes changes with sex ratios and economic circumstances. Male bargaining power gets cleaveage, short skirts and promiscuity,
female bargaining power gets less revealing clothing, general prudery (see feminists taking the especially toxic route to achieve this by ever expanding the definition of rape instead of just admitting a sex difference)
and for some reason beards - my guess a growing sense of lost masculine value. It's not the first time it's happened...
>>71432593
>I'm an oldfag. I've been here since before moot left.
I never thought I'd make it to this day, but here I am.
>>71434394
You seem angry.
:^)
>>71430910
pennis
>also dick and balls
Family vales.
>>71431453
Guilt by association. It's a good tactic though.
>>71434135
DELET THIS NOW
>>71430910
You've already made eating animal products a sin that will keep you from getting a good percentage of girls impossible. Nationalism is also a sin now. Honestly is there anything left?
>>71433569
>pretending to be a connoisseur of grain that was smoked by burning shit out of a bog
my god come out of the closet faggot
Drinking hard liquor was discouraged by both the NSDAP and the Supreme Soviet. You're holding onto hillbilly redneck ideals of masculinity that include fucking your cousin in the ass his pigs, brought to the US by anglos, notoriously the biggest dandy homosexuals in modern history
maybe try being a man instead of trying to be some lord of the rings fairy from the cuckold islands
>>71434374
>>71434754
>eating animals a sin
In your fucking dreams lol
>ruined beards
I'm not getting rid of mine unless my employer tells me to.
I think beards are still great as long as they're properly groomed, especially if they have some length to it. The fuzzy, unkempt "beard" on nu males is their own special kind of chin fedora.
>>71430910
Beards take months to grow and are kinda high maintenace. You are also frowned uppon in a corporate environment, thats why its out of fashion.
>>71433338
Hajis respect the beard.
Literally the only reason.
>>71433569
No. Only peat dried malts taste of smoke. A lot of whisky malt is air dried.
>>71433553
>tobacco
Increase testosterone, the 'smoking' part is the problem. The shit paper especially.
>>71434758
>NSDAP
Lol like pretending to be some faggot SS trooper from 1930's Germany is any better
>>71434846
>eating animals is a sin in my dreams
eating animals is a sin in the mind of my exgirlfriend, actually.
don't forget. vegans cater to the muh feels crowd, the muh feels crowd votes liberal every time. and unlike a regular muh feel person, vegans are activist and love becoming involved in the lives of others (turning people vegan, sabotaging hunters, etc)
veganism is the ultimate jew machine to turn political illiterates into liberal votes.
things they'll never take:
contact sports
labour jobs
hunting
1 dad, 1 mom households
I'm sure there's more
>>71434961
But the average soldier cant do this can they?
>>71435153
>they'll never take hunting!!!
http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/sabbing
>>71432372
no one wants to see your facepubes, fuck off back to >>>/soc/
>>71432483
L O W T
O
W
T
>>71435177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nEFLKpknM4
>>71432715
not to mention the namefagging
>>71435177
>>71431560
Yeah, did you miss the "gay4pay" part? Steroids are expensive and it's not like they're enjoying it.
Fitness.
Tumblr is already attacking that.
>>71431300
>tattoos are gone
Maybe on /pol but they are still very popular
As are beards
Wtf you guys haven't been successful with anything yet
>>71434819
I will com n ur butthoel m9
>>71431744
Gay faggot.
>>71435448
>meanwhile at anons house his hot pocket is delivered via mommy
>>71430910
i know i know
"big dicks are wrong on white people"
>>71435445
What is soc ?
Is that a philosophy board ?
Socrates lol
>>71433053
Isn't this the guy who later became a tranny?
>>71435610
They can't ruin that, ever. Deep down they all want a thin fit man and want to be fit cuties themself.
Source: I watch Chinese dramas at Viki. Turn on live comments to witness.
>so fineeee
>omg so handsomeee
>she has cute dress! wanna!
>his white tshirt weee
I think buzzcuts/shaved heads are next.
Now that a lot of beta males are balding, they'll see it as the last resort of being fashionable.
It's a shame, it was always my favorite haircut for men.
>>71435662
Wait sorry ignore my retarded post I'm just now catching on to what the thread is about
>>71436298
>Now that a lot of beta males are balding
are there really more beta males who are balding?
>>71436393
probably, poor genes and bad health are correlated with leftism and both cause baldness
>>71436393
Definitely.
A lot of them are avoiding meat, thus losing the essential nutrients iron, B12, and zinc, which prevent premature balding.
Source: my friend went vegan a year ago and his hairline is already receding. He's only 20.
Eat your meat, guys.
>>71436661
years ago, my aunt actually stopped eating red meat and her hair started to noticeably thin. it all came back once she started eating red meat again
>>71436393
So wait senpai
Is it beta male to have a beard or is it beta to not have a head of hair ?
Honestly I'll never go bald senpai
I'd say that's alpha AF tbqh
Pic related
I was born with a full head of hair
My first haircut was 6 weeks old
>>71436040
Different guy. This hero was killed in action
>>71436814
You had your first haircut six weeks ago?
>>71432715
Go back to eating ass
>>71436979
Ya I'm pretty sure im a genetic expurement gone wrong
>>71434308
Legs three times a week
Chest once
Shoulders once
Add 2500 calories to your diet daily.
You will see you have been lying to yourself about the hard gainer BS.
Baby boomers think you are a hippy when you have a beard
Only real possible pitfall and it's usually not as they're growing more confused and generally senile by the day.
>>71430910
I would say intelligence and good decision making ability, but that was flushed in the 90s.
>Captcha: Literally just a sign that says "End"
>>71430910
>tfw hipsters are to pussy for your boots
FEELS GOOD MAN
>>71434135
>ruined
>>71436814
>seperate mustache
don't grow a beard if you can't do a full beard.
what a disgrace shave it off underage faggot
>>71431717
Is that really alot?
>>71432793
Truth. Guys banging guys are less likely to be involved in domestic violence. Chicks who lick chicks have higher rate of domestic violence.
Oh boo hoo, facial hair is ruined forever!
You contrarian faggots.
>>71437630
Jealous ?
>>71431205
Bodybuilding has been gay for a long time man. Actual strength sports are where it's at
They ruined it because beards are an "acceptable" display of masculinity, unlike that nasty violence, independence, or hard work. It doesn't offend the "modern", feminized sensibilities.
>>71438537
that's a little bit better but the gap still can be seen. try to hide it with smart combing
>>71430910
leg hair. Shave your legs dude.
>>71437630
>>71432372
>sperate mustache
>can't into fullbeard
>shave it off Ree
>>71438886
Oh sorry. Can I see your beard as a reference ? :^]
>>71431629
>talisker or lagavulin
I like you, yank.
also, Id like to suggest glenmoriange, as it's a wee bit cheaper and just as smooth.
>>71433207
>26
>he thinks that's old
check in? why, you've always been here.
>>71438886
Tfw YOURE such a beast of a man your gf likes to braid your hair while you lay and watch Netflix
Tfw you're literally jealous of my american awesomeness
Sorry new friend
>>71431629
>scotch
>Not Redbreast Irish whiskey
>>71431629
But hipsters all have trust funds to draw from
>>71431395
Motorcycles are firmly in hipster territory already
>>71432807
Enjoy not getting a good seal on your gas mask
>>71433468
You're thinking of gin, scotch tastes like shitty peat
>>71430910
how does the fagot in OP's pic in any way ruin beards?
Do manly stuff with a beard = manly.
Dress like a little girl with a beard = fagot
I'm not letting these hipsters ruin a damn thing.
>>71433553
>keloids
groid alert
>>71430910
MUSTACHES
>>71439191
I think after the Boston bombing and seeing how /pol/ , although inhertly the asshole of the internet , did some good.
They looked through so many photos that the FBI had an easier time. Pretty cool.
But ya. I had been on /b/ or something cause of a friend and then /b/ started getting really...old ? I guess. Been on /pol/ since /new/ and what not. I'm not 'old' and I just come on here to shitpost now. Its funny. Cause it literally is satire. This whole facade.
We are all humans who find escapism in the form of an Japanese image board.
So basically ya. That's why I'm here. I can escape reality through this place.
Ya , I post my face , and ya I'm not scared of a keyboard warrior, I don't meddle with online bank accounts , so I'd say I'm safe in that aspect. As for being found and dox
Meh. Do your worst. Maybe someone will kill me and put me out of the misery of earth lol
>people actually camwhoring their beards on /pol/ to make a point
If you didn't care, you would just ignore the thread. Who the fuck cares what /pol/ thinks about your personal grooming.
>>71433553
If you can't handle drinking 1 or 2 beers, you must be a super light weight.
>>71430910
Racism?
>>71434135
That's blaspheme. Never step foot in America unless you want to get beheaded with 45s.
>>71439018
nice try CIA. nah sorry, I'm internet shy. Had a little gap in my beard myself, but later everything grew together.
>>71435003
>what are whiskey barrels
>>71439999
This face isn't CIA friend
Sorry I'm shifting ATM
>>71440178
Shitting*
I'm taking a shit
>>71431453
This
>>71432807
Isn't this guy dead now?
>>71431778
>Drinking anything younger than the age of consent
>>71439701
What do you mean about the banking? You mean you keep an account and then don't open one online right? In most cases they can still do stuff over the phone if they get your info.
But let's be honest no one cares about you faggot.
>>71440178
My gap disappeared around the age of 33-34. you look 28 or so. might need a few years m80
>>71432793
you're forgetting that gays are men that behave like women
>>71440700
No , like I cash my check at the Assyrian store @1%
And then take my money and hide it like a kike , so basically no I have no bank account at all.
>>71440830
If you read the thread , I'm 26 anon
And I honestly have had that gap since I was sixteen. I believe you are right , its becoming more prominent in that area the older I get.
Let's just put it this way , I'm 85% body hair. My asscheeks have black hair all over um.
Check it out
>bears ruined due to nu-males
>video games ruined with social justice shit
>man-to-man jokes ruined by being "uncomfortable"
>no more macho movies like rambo and rocky
>marriage and child bearing ruined
>childhood ruined by pathologising being a boy
>cocks ruined by cutting them off
>gender itself ruined by becoming trannies
yfw this has all already happened. The attack is on all fronts.
Well, I'm glad to see /pol/ judges others not by their actions or what they believe in, but by how they look
much like the rest of the "degenerate society" :^)
>>71430910
Everything currently masculine. Stuff currently seen as traditionally gay will become the new masculine eg tucking your shirt in & wearing pants high while being muscular
>>71433553
You sound like a complete fag
>>71437059
glad I'm not the only one to think of this
fuck I need to get out more
>>71433635
Just move the bench in your cage and lower the bars so if you drop the bar it doesn't fall on your head
>>71431205
Golden one isn't a bodybuilder anymore :^)
>>71432969
I agree and I don't even like bikes
Bikes today
Cars tomorrow
>>71430910
Mgtow
>>71432483
>Detroit
