true fucking shit
>>71430496
>Implying women ever get close to me in the first place
>>71430496
>if he doesn't do whatever you want all the time
>if he's white and he throws around the N word
true shit nigga hit that fuckin like button 100 100
>>71430496
>implying feminists and liberals/"progressives" don't disrespect blue collar workers the most
Or do they imply that waitressing and cashiering is now "blue collar" work?
>>71430496
LOL I lost my shit
>>71430628
TRUUUUU
REAL CRUSADER HOURS
I keep my downstairs trimmed, is it too much to ask that she do the same?
You don't have to go bare, I just don't want to go on a safari
>>71430496
>or leaves loose pennies
Oy vey
>giving a girl with a bush oral
lol
STAY WOKE
also
>tipping waitresses
>>71430832
my fucking sides holy shit
>>71430628
How are you supposed to use that 100 emoji? What's the context?
>>71430496
This was so obviously made by a nigger lmao
>>71430496
>If he is mean to animals
>If he throws around the N Word
Why did she repeat herself?
>>71431202
It's like the nigger's version of a (You) on twitter
>if he doesn't touch you in public
what kind of slut actually wants this?
>if he disagrees with feminism
>if he's white and he throws around the n-word
>if he makes rape jokes
desu these four are the only ones I disagree with
t. female
>>71430496
Giving oral to an unshaved pussy. hehehe nah bruh. Glad my gf hates it.
What's wrong with listening to music without their consent?
>>71430496
>if you catch yourself googling "what is an abusive relationship?"
Which is exactly what you should do before you go around calling your boyfriend "abusive".
>>71430496
>stay woke
>bruh
>other ebonic garbage
Why do feminists have no problem appropriating culture, but will critisize anyone else who does it?
>>71431228
kek
>>71431245
But they already give them a (You) by replying to them. Why do they need a 100 emoji to do it more?
>>71430496
If i've learnt anything over the years, it's that women want a man that has all of these traits.
Maybe not for husbando material, but certainly for a Chad to fuck on the side.
>>71431306
Double standard, it's literal hypocrisy.
>>71431344
Because it's a similar compliment as giving someone a (You)
>bruh dis shit 100
>>oh golly gee willikers I sure do like this anime girl, here's a (You) for momiji!
>>71430496
I make rape jokes
I use the word nigger
I am white
I smoke weed once a day
And my white gf is taller than me
On top of that she wants to marry and have at least two kids
Where is your god now faggots lol ?
>>71430496
>Never been with an asian or black girl before
>Had an ex that was a psycho and ruined all my clothes while deployed
>Feminism is gay
>I say nigga when im drunk and with buddies
>#AllJokesMatter
Does this mean I won't have to deal with tumblr bitches? Thank god.
>>71431265
I will not eat your bush
You shave that shit
>if he chooses music or movies without asking what you think
>if he won't eat your pubes
Hard hitting issues here.
>>71431306
better question is, why do you give a shit what useless idiots do? refocus your attention, kiddo.
>>71431265
*t. jungle pussy
>>71430496
What if you get the nigga pass?
>>71430828
That's like "easy reference guide if you're a shit judge of character" tier. Don't take it as gospel. Pls shave twat is a conversation two mature folks in a relationship can reasonably have. So are nigger and rape jokes if they're not all uptight about shit.
>>71430496
I mean... It's not wrong.
>>71431419
>it's like giving an awoo~ to someone
That's all you had to say anon. Thanks.
>>71430496
My wife can't stop laughing at this complete nigger trope
mfw we hate feminism, hate niggers aND the thought of me going down on her when unshaven and unwashed is gross as shit to us both
Also
>stay woke, bruh et al
Nigger tier kike bantz
>>71430496
>having someone else tell you how to manage your relationship
what the fuck. the whole point of a relationship is to feel it out together, not to call it quits when either does one or two things "wrong"
>>71430496
haha Tumblr girls are so fucking stupid
She and everybody that follows that religiously is going to die alone, how pathetic can they get when they don't have a boyfriend but have fuckhuge standards, completely asinine. I always luagh at these bitches because they will end up nowhere in life and its their own damn fault
>>71431507
The hypocrisy just annoys me. If some white dude wears dreads, they flip out. But then you have some little white girl speaking Ebonics like she isn't from Burlington, Vermont.
>>71431491
>>71431532
forgot that one
then again I don't give a fuck about oral sex
>>71431610
Its an a-what-ment?
>>71430978
>giving a girl oral
>>71431265
show me your jungle pucci
>>71430623
If a guy didn't have any of those 'flaws' they'd be so fucking bored they'd be cheating on him anyway. It's pointless.
>>71431781
I'll give a girl oral but I gotta have been with her for a while, hpv gives men mouth cancer
>he doesn't touch you in public
And if he does touch you in public, be sure to loudly yell rape.
>>71430496
Perfect.
>a complete list detailing all the things that should keep Tumblrinas miles away from me at all times.
>>71431781
>not feasting on a wet pussy then enjoying the nice smell of pussy on your face
JDI(YOUR)SA
>>71431265
Pretty sure it's not referring to him fingerblasting your bunghole in public. Probably referring to holding hands/hugging.
>>71430496
Alright, sluts! That's our criteria, lets go find this hypothetical dream man never!
>>71431265
>touch you in public
it means holding hands and shit. some dudes are faggots like that.
Run from her:
>If she was raised by a single mother
>If she *is* a single mother
>If she's had an abortion
>If she says things are "problematic"
I'm sure there's more.
>>71431228
Underated toplel
>>71431615
>the thought of me going down on her when unshaven and unwashed is gross as shit to us both
>tfw my gf is far less comfortable with it than I am
I feel like I should be happy, but all those times she didn't let me do it...
>>71430496
Most of these I would agree with except
>Disagrees with feminism
That's just stupid.
>Isn't proud of what you do
IF my girlfriend is a fast food worker I'm not proud of that.
>If you tell him you didn't shave down there and he changes his mind about oral
Well obviously this is a matter of sexual opinion. Some people are into it, others think it's nasty.
>>71431228
FUCK
>>71430496
>if you tell him you haven’t shaved down there and he quickly changes his mind about giving you oral.
Eww. I thought they're against rape.
Feministas are dumpimg the chads but those are the kinds of guys they like dating the most so now they are faced with dating the opposites, which are the nu male beta cucks and they REALLY dont want that so a lot of them im guessing are at a crossroads with who to fuck
>choosing the best lover and caregiver despite hyper macho attitude and being shamed on the internet
>or choosing a flabby lover who gives in to your every will so there is essentially no conflict or growth. Likely still mocked on the internet
No wonder a lot of these females turn lesbian
But it's not okay to be put off if a girl has taken five hundred miles of cock. That's the world we live in now.
>>71430633
True.
>>71432000
>If she has thick-rimmed glasses AND dyed hair
>If she says "white ppl"
>If she ever says the "once you go black" even as a joke
>If she supports illegal immigration
>>71430496
>Stay woke
>STAY WOKE
HURR FUCKING DURRRRRRRRR STAY WOKE HURRRRRRRRRRR
>>71430496
>stay woke
more like stay single
>>71432315
>if she has slut friends
>she had more than 5 sexual partners before you
>if she says "a woman has to have her secrets"
>run if he says "ive never been with a ___ girl before
Just because womyn love fucking black people doesnt mean everyone has to
>>71430496
>if he disrespects his mom
I disrespect my mom because she's a coal burner who does drugs
>if he doesn't tip
I don't tip unless they're white, then I make sure to give a really nice tip
>if he disagrees with feminism
Women belong to men, this is what it says in Bible if women want me to go against my religious beliefs than too bad
>if he's white and says nigger
I call them niggers because that's what they are and I'm not going to change my language because the PC crowd thinks we need to change what we call coloured people every decade
>if he makes rape jokes
You can avoid rape by being a good woman and avoiding niggers, spics, don't go to parties with men etc.
>if he chooses music or movies without asking what you think
Women like degenerate entertainment, of course I'll choose without asking her. Besides if it's my TV we're watching it on then of course I'll make all the choices.
>>71432321
>STAY WOKE
>>71432606
No, that one basically means you collect girls from different races/strata/cultures. Pretty reasonable, I'd say.
>>71432722
I thought they dont like men who have slept with a lot of women
These people are so confusing
>>71432616
This is good, I like this.
>>71431781
>touching people
It's like you want to die of horrible diseases
>>71432000
>>71432315
>if she has a tattoo
>if she loves dogs
>if she's a slut
>if she can't cook
>if she's "pan/poly"
>if she dyes her hair a stupid colour
>if she wants equality but expects you to pay for everything
>if she believes in the wage gap
>>71432859
???
That's the point. Flee from men who collect women and call them "the chinese girl", "the black girl" etc instead of Maria, Ching Chong and so on, because they'll leave you when they see a type they haven't fucked before.
>>71432722
Hey, these libs like diversity so what's so bad about collecting women of various races to pick your cotton?
>>71430496
ahah this is way i save kikebook posts
>if he chooses the music or movies without asking you what you think
>>71430496
He's my list for you darling:
1. Be attractive
2. Don't talk so much
3. Don't be arrogant bitch
>>71432505
>5
More like 1. Someone post the graph.
>>71433075
Here's*
>>71430496
"he wouldn't eat me out cause I didn't shave, he's such a bad boyfriend" Sorry girls, I like my floss mint flavored not fish scented.
>>71430496
>If he makes rape jokes
>Uses Tinder
>90% rape porn
>>71433066
This image confirms what I always thought. I refrain from letting my girlfriend make decisions as much as I can. Women are so indecisive, she literally cannot pick where she wants to eat without my help, even if I narrow it down to two restaurants
>>71433050
But the original pic says leave him if he says "Ive NEVER been with an x girl"
Implying that feminists think its racist that you havent slept with a woman of every race but at the same time they also hate and envy men who have a diverse range of sexual partners. Slut culture and coal burning is a retaliation of this. This is why this shit doesnt make sense and women are crazy people who make up new rules as they go along
>>71430496
>jehovahthickness
Something tells me the person with that username isn't going to be running from anything, particularly a boyfriend.
>>71433444
>gib context
That meant "I've never been with an X girl before". People are never strict with words, it's always meaning over form. It's why shit like "well I never!" or "I could care less" exists.
Come on dude, it's not hard.
>>71433408
You just confirmed what I thought. I can give her two choices as open ended as Asian or Italian food and she still can't decide. It's frustrating as fuck. Sitting here running my engine wasting gas for you to make a decision a guy could make in a split second. After 2 years I honestly just stopped asking her opinion on anything and we just do what I want.
>>71433444
>women
>make sense
Choose one.
>>71430496
>jehova
>mazie
gee, i wonder who could be behind this post
>>71433551
kek
>>71433642
Men have known that for thousands of years. Women are emotional and are far more indecisive. Men are more logical and adapt faster.
>>71433006
>if she loves dogs
Uh, what? Why? I wouldn't trust a woman if she didn't like dogs.
>>71433640
Ok I understand now. Like before or after sex with a Latina he says "ive never been with a mexican before"
Still pretty harmless desu. And my original point still stands they could spin this to be racist in 2 different ways.
>>71431695
AWOOOOOOVEMENT
>>71434188
Honestly, I've had latinas and Asian girls ask me after "have you ever been with an x before?" since I'm a white guy. I've never been the one to say it because it's best not to piss a woman you don't know off post sex cause muh rape claims etc.
>>71430496
well except throwing the n word (nigger) around and disagreeing with feminism, I'm perfect for the feminists kek. I did tell a black chick before ''no I've never been with a black girl before, but I've been with a hispanic'' because she literally asked me if I have ever been with a black chick or if I only fucked white girls. She wanted the D but I knew she had a literal nigger boyfriend and I didn't want him starting shit with me. I've had to deal with a girl cheating on their nigger boyfriend with me before (without me knowing it) and he tried to start shit.
>>71432259
>guy lists some of shillarys crimes
>cuck responds with we ALL make mistakes. She's more than qualified to be our president!
Fuck I mad.
>good hearted
Fucking lel, maybe when it was still beating in that kid's chest and not being cradled in her witch hands.
>>71433978
Dogs are filthy creatures and women that have them are universally obsessed with them.
>>71437199
You're not fooling me Mohammad
>>71430496
That...escalated quickly.
Holy fuck, what a controlling bitch.
Pump n' dump material
>>71437199
INSHALLLLLAHHHHH
>>71431985
>>71431919
still, why
it's like they want a boyfriend to show people that they have a boyfriend
>>71437782
Yeah, why would someone want their boyfriend to acknowledge them rather than treat them like a leper in public as if they were ashamed.
>jehovathickness
Fucking entitled landwhales.
Nigger detected gtfo
>>71432259
>uh oh! looks like you made a grammatical error in your post! therefore your argument is invalid!
>>71430496
>if he chooses drug over spending time with you
Ya so wat boyz ma bf is a junkie so wat its 2016, he doesnt do drug with me
>>71437199
Ah, you're a Muslim then. No wonder you don't like Dogs, you're subhuman.
>>71431265
>>if he doesn't touch you in public
>what kind of slut actually wants this?
I think she meant stuff like putting his arm around you, holding hands, etc.
Usually guys limit public contact if their gf is fat/ugly because they're embarrassed of them and self-conscious about being seen as a couple.
My friend went out with a fat chick and he would make her walk several meters behind him when they went somewhere so people wouldn't think they were together.
>>71431447
Lol manlet
>>71437782
>why do people like to have physical contact with romantic interest when they're spending time together
It's normal for people who aren't autistic.
