NEW YORK, GET OUT AND VOTE TRUMP SO LYIN’ TED CAN STFU! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P_d1LG06Ds
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*URGENT: ALL WV FAGS GET REGISTERED ASAP, DEADLINE IS IMMINENT*
*URGENT PSA* For PA Trumpers:
>If you're in the 9th Congressional District in PA, vote Knotts, Lamantia, and Taylor.
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on the 26th
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NfzyoWfwqjrYbc5Xqb9lyerxztNxLuZDzwPBarYZJFA/edit#gid=0
>Find your congressional district here
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>DELEGATES Donald Reagan: 756/Dildo Destroyer: 544/One State Wonder: 144
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http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.coloradovotesmatter.org
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Buffalo, NY 4/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S_PM9xH-Kc
>Rally Poughkeepsie, NY 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXn9qloI0mI
>Rally Staten Island, NY 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rV43nVnZ1c
>Rally Watertown, NY 4/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fghvYB2Lt7I
INTERVIEWS
>Trump Staten Island PC 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv5hrr6asJg
ENTERTAINMENT
>Crooked Hillary Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV3PyGmjBOQ
>Ben Shapiro BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfyv49r7UVA
>Colorado REVOLTS against GOP Election Fraud!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQDgyZ96reQ
>Trump Supporters Faceoff against Protesters in Hartford
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cs72wEwi9M
>YCSTT Vol. 23 TRAILER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M6bPNB-QcA
TODAY NY STUMPS THE RAT
THIS IS AWOOOOOVMENT
MOVEMENT!!
The return of Roger Stone
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/19/politics/roger-stone-donald-trump/index.html
2nd for slurpees
Ted Cruz is a self appointed Messiah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9JYj4jaA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4lIvDIv-g
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/cruz-and-his-seven-mountain-dominionism-is-not-in-my-bible-is-it-in-yours/
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-christians-are-criticizing-ted-cruz-and-israel/
He's an opportunistic faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozMqBTMI9Y
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/276256-cruz-new-york-values-comment-came-from-trump
No moderate or independant will vote for this lunatic dominionist come November. Hillary will use this angle and stomp his dumbass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
TRUMP 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>71424753
APOOOOOO~
HIGH ENERGY
Wow, a thread made of shit
wew
50% BOYZ
There is nothing left to do until poll numbers
Will the Cruz shilling end tonight, lads?
>>71424811
>>71424753
>>71424770
It is a common behavioral sign of autism to find joy in doing repetitious tasks. I suggest you see a doctor
Inb4
>7/11
>TRUMPZ ALREADY LOST INDIANA AND PA
>>71424753
>>71424770
>>71424806
THIS IS A MOVEMENT!! AWOO~
STAY HIGH ENERGY!!
>>71424865
Probably not, they are going to be exceptionally butthurt.
SOMEONE
explain to me the 7/11 thing
>>71424865
Nope.
>>71424865
They'll change tactics and start all over.
STRONG WHITE MEN UNITE!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
MAKE CRACK ROCK AGAIN!
TED CRUZ BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc55BAbvCFA
>>71424865
It will
Let them have their fun
It'll end soon
GET HYPED MOTHERFUCKERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bRUkLsttto
>>71424898
Said 711 instead of 911. That's literally it
>>71424865
Not until April 26
>>71424865
No.
MAGA
>>71424811
Wow, a post made of 3rd place
http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/04/18/donald-trump-invokes-memories-of-7-eleven/
>article by Thomas Kaplan
>go on Wikipedia
>check Thomas Kaplan's page
>Ethnicity: Jewish
Literally every time. How the fuck is this possible?
>>71424898
He said 711 while referencing a fire station
Instead of looking it up people assumed that he misspoke about 9/11
MSM bullshit as usual
>>71424898
>>71424940
Honestly kill yourself, you retarded faggot.
You will never be funny. You're a retard.
>IGNORE SHILL POSTS
>DON'T REPLY TO SHILL POSTERS
>DON'T REPLY TO SHILL REPLIES
>>71424898
The first responders to the WTC on 9/11 were from NYFD Station #711
Trump mentioned 711 and everyone in the whore media thought he mispoke 711 in place of 9/11 and are trying to run with that narrative
Ignorant fucks, the whole lot of them
>>71424933
what if he was just at a 7-11 on 9/11
>>71424898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj_IsiMA4G4
>>71424898
Its a convenience store chain in the US. They sell gasoline, and other stuff like Slurpees.
Hope this helps.
>>71424898
He said 7 instead of 9.
>>71424865
If Cruz doesn't get enough votes tonight, it's possible for him to be mathematically eliminated from being able to get 1237 on the first ballot
>>71424871
jeb plz go
>>71424731
>>71424877
>>71424898
>>71424981
>>71425009
>>71425009
>Greenville Fire District
>711 Central Park Avenue
>Scarsdale, New York 10583
http://www.fdgreenville.com/17927.html
OH LOOK IT'S NOTHING.
>>71424916
>>71424865
only until 1237
then it'll become full on shillary
>>71425049
Nevermind, guess he was talking about a fire station.
POL IS ON SUICIDE WATCH
POL BTFO
what world do you dumb faggots live in? Everything is rigged Trump never had a chance, your stupid fan boy train ride is over, when Hillary wins you will suck her clit and bitch
This one is my favorite.
>>71425024
How does /pol/ deal with the fact that their memes are subpar?
This video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CoLQtcLOoc&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVUkoKpg7YA
Guys what's your favourite Ted Cruz Simpsons impression?
>>71425028
Trump already mentioned he does have a soft spot for fast food, so that's also not outside the realm of possibility.
>>71425079
still as cheeky as ever, ya cunt :D
NO KEKS ALLOWED
ONLY TRUMP NOW
>>71425135
Fucking reddit
>>71425135
You don't make memes, they make themselves.
Fucking faggots.
>>71425135
HERESY
>>71424753
TODAY IS THE DAY
>>71425180
that show has become SJW central. Sad!
You see the one they did on immigration?
>>71425135
I've actually seen some Bernie memes. They're unbelievably cringe worthy.
We have the best memes because Lord Kek has blessed us.
>>71425135
>when the cringe is too stronk
Prepare your hair memes boys cuz after today TRUSTED becomes JUSTED
>>71425135
My favorite Bernie Dank Meme
>>71425135
it's weird because liberals are supposed to be the creative ones. i dont even know what a bernie meme would even be besides "free shit".
>>71424770
>>71424753
Can someone MAGA this? :^)
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the delegates
The only thing that's real
The Donald builds a wall
I'm the only True Conservative™
Try to seal the records away
But he remembers my true name
What have I become
My sweetest Ben
Every state I've won has no vote
In the end
And Trump could win it all
My rightful place from birth
Glenn I've let you down
Mark I've made you... hurt
I hold the Bible high
They call me Lyin' Ted
Full of voters fraud
My victories aren't fair
Beneath the stains of cheese
The polls all disappear
Trump is in the lead
I am still back here
What have I become
The GOPe's my only friend
The Establishment has my back
In the end
And Trump could use it all
Hillary's piles of dirt
Ted will steal your policies
Cruz will make you... lose
If I could start again
Millions of votes away
Home at last, O'Canada
Trudeau wouldn't be PM
>>71425234
His victory speech will involve him waving a sword. It's a symbolic gesture as we march to war against Hillary.
>>71425258
You didn't like cuck tales?
>cuck tales. AWOOOOoooo
>>71425135
>>71425249
And think of how redpilled it once was.
Reddit thinks impact text on an image macro is a meme.
/r/ing reddit tier bernie memes if anybody has them
>>71425135
Bernouts actually came to /Trumpgen/ and asked how our memes do so well when the birdie thing fell flat and didn't catch on
>>71424865
The shilling usually goes down when the voting results pop up because they can't penetrate the wall of high energy anymore, in the case that Trump wins of course, which he does when the general public actually gets allowed to vote. They usually come back slowly when a new primary is on the horizon but then the cycle repeats again.
>>71425180
Every single one of those "impressions" just sounds like Ted Cruz.
>>71424731
mfw Trump gets 55% of the vote in NY
>>71425354
I'm on the 4th season right now. They shit all over cops for a while.
Any updates on the DC Madam deal?
We need coast patrol next tothe wall to keep those pesky tijuanans from rafting into san diego
>>71425135
Have you ever come across their memes?
They're all cringe worthy, garbage tier memes
The only good meme that they credit to themselves is the "Its Happening" meme and that isn't even their creation
They just slapped a Sanders head onto Ron Paul
>>71425316
Needs to be a gif with flashes to bread lines and gulags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPhPbTbjYM0
>>71425180
cringed
>>71425434
>>71425258
>>71425316
Jesus fucking Christ, Bernie is really hilarious sometimes.
>>71425374
I don't have any but one I thought was really stupid was a shoop of his face into the KFC logo.
>>71425180
"look at me everybody i'm a:
> Lisa
> Ned
> Mr.Burns"
-tier impressions there.
>>71425318
>>71425318
>>71425608
Who holds a card like that?
That shit is going to flip out of your hand
>>71425180
>the homer and lisa section where hes just reciting lines in his voice
DRUMPF DRUMPF DRUMPF DRUMPF DRUMPF
>>71425009
>>71425064
>>71425027
No, you fucking idiots, he was NOT referencing the fire department. That fire department is a teeny tiny fire department 45 minutes away from WTC, it doesn't make sense as to why he would reference it. There are multiple fire departments in manhattan alone, it doesn't make sense why he would reference one in fucking Scarsdale.
It makes you look gullible/desperate to suggest that he meant that fire department, not that he accidentally slipped up and said 7/11 instead of 9/11
>>71425560
>last ditch effort from the sjw's to win black votes
>>71425560
>blacks don't like KFG
>blacks don't vote for Bernie
It's like pottery
post yfw Trump wins 90 delegates in New York
>>71425700
>>71425663
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
>>71425700
Checked.
>>71425546
>>71425700
>>71425700
>>71425700
>>71425135
>Implying MSM can tell the goyim about /pol/.
>>71425375
For starters Trump shitposts on Twitter all the time. He even RTed CSTT plus we have been in the meme business for years.
>>71425700
>>71425700
Enjoy those delegates while they're still loyal to you, Donald.
ANGRY JOHN GETTING TESTY WITH REPORTERS AGAIN.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eAo_zwUjI9o
>>71425679
Because they were THE FIRST FUCKING PEOPLE THERE
>>71425700
>>71425679
This, he slipped up. It happens.
>>71425811
That's creepy desu
>>71425700
LETS MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>71425802
>>71425755
>>71425700
>>71425700
ATTENTION BERNIE SANDERS FAGGOTS, I KNOW YOU ARE IN THIS THREAD
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER:
BERNIE SANDERS IS A SCAM. BERNIE SANDERS IS A FRAUD
HE HAS NO INTENTION OF WINNING THE DEMOCRAT NOMINATION AND NEVER HAS.
THE SUPERDELEGATE SYSTEM PREVENTS HIS WINNING EVEN IF HE WERE SINCERELY RUNNING FOR THE NOMINATION
HE IS THERE SOLELY TO COLLECT MONEY FROM YOUNG PEOPLE IN THEIR 20s AND 30s
HE WILL STAY IN THE RACE UNTIL THE CONVENTION, COLLECTING MONEY ALONG THE WAY
ONCE HE SUSPENDS HIS CAMPAIGN, ALL OF HIS CAMPAIGN FUNDS WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO THE DNC
THE DNC IN TURN WILL USE THE MONEY IN SUPPORT OF HILLARY CLINTON IN THE GENERAL ELECTION
HILLARY AND THE DNC KNEW DAMN WELL MILLENNIALS WOULD NOT SUPPORT OR DONATE MONEY ENTHUSIASTICALLY TO HILLARY
SO THEY INVENTED BERNIE TO TAP THE POTENTIAL $100,000,000 IN DONATIONS YOUNG VOTORS REPRESENT. IT WORKED
BERNIE IS NOT AN OUTSIDER, HE HAS HAD HIS NOSE IN THE TROUGH OF THE CORRUPT POLITICAL MACHINE HIS ENTIRE LIFE
LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY HE HAS COLLECTED FROM UNSUSPECTING YOUNG VOTORS
IT WAS ALL A RUSE
YOU'VE BEEN HAD BERNIEFAGS
THE CAMPAIGN IS A FANTASY
ARE YOU FEELING THE BERN NOW?
what time do polls close in New York today?
I won't get home till 7
>>71425679
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
>>71425867
Could cuckshit be the most delusional man in history?
>>71425867
"i THINK YOU SHOULD ANSWER THE QUESTION"
>>71425135
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71425200
checked
>Bernie-cuck.
That one obviously made itself. Praise Kek.
All the keyboard warriors are posting about the 7/11 incident
>>71425878
>>71425950
Not sure but you better haul ass after work. Or go during your lunch break
>>71425466
They are appropriating our culture and bragging about it.
post rato's face when he gets less votes than Kasich
>>71424871
Autists often have trouble filtering input from their surroundings. Get a safespace browser extension if you need help with that
>>71425249
So has south park. The episode on the "Wall", with a canadian "Trump" Being elected then being raped to death was just distasteful. They implied that having a secure border would make literally everyone leave and turn the country into a shithole as "Trump" Jacks off and dances all day in his office. The idea of a wall was also pictured as some sort of a joke.
I know that south park makes fun of everything and everybody, but that was the point where I started seeing how cringy it was sometimes and the liberal layer that the show sometimes has.
Really, this whole election has been one redpill for me after another. I'm a whole different man now
>>71425939
is this copy pasta? I like this
>>71424731
SMFag checkin in. Go New York!
MAGA
>>71426021
It's my freshly cooked pasta for this morning
It's also the truth
>>71425993
>>71426000
>>71426001
I remember the PC director and his fishmouth.
>>71425950
http://www.elections.ny.gov/FAQ.html
9pm
post your rare Trumps
HOT SAUCE, I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING, Y'ALL. GNOMESAYIN?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8q29F1jPvNk
>>71425802
This happens when you copy paste images with transparent backgrounds into photoshop.
>>71425867
He is at his absolute limit, the way he bit his lips at the end he just wanted to bloody destroy the reporter
things ain't so golly gee
>>71425989
My polling site is an hour from my work so I can't do during lunch break
Realistically I can be at my polling site around 645 so maybe I can still make it
>>71425993
>>71425981
>Kabul
Did Isis bomb some fucking us taxpayed school for girls or some shit ?
Are there any other MAGA streamers on /pol/?
>>71425700
>>71426081
>>71426109
>rato being a masochist
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised.
I did my part /pol. I went out and voted for trump and made sure my entire family went to vote for him
>>71425950
9 pm but go as soon as you get back from work as there could be lines.
>>71426001
You gotta look at it from a money perspective
Most south park fans are younger people, and younger people generally hate trump.
They could have roasted him a lot worse than they did, easily. They literally made a series of episodes about how retarded SJWs are. Can you imagine the reaction if beloved south park came out as pro trump?
I agree it was a cucked episode, but south park is still red pilled.
>>71426071
Yeah, they made fun of the PC culture for the whole season. But when trump was just starting to run for president, the studio thought he was literally a joke and thought he would ruin the country. Watch it, that's also the first episode where garrison starts talking about "Fucking them to death", with the episode ending with him literally raping trump to death. Whole episode feels like cringy, sick liberal propaganda
>>71426001
I don't remember the Canadian Trump or him getting raped to death. I remember Mr. Garrison is Trump, and he's fucking Bruce Jenner.
It's a shame they bash Trump, I would have thought they'd like him. That show doesn't always have a liberal layer.
Remember sexual harrassment Panda? Where they go after Jew Lawyers sueing the shit out of evreyone?
>>71426082
>>71426103
Yes, the polls in NY close at 9pm. Be in line by 9pm at your polling place!
>>71425700
>>71426173
All praise. By Kek may your family be blessed.
>>71426209
They are buying everyone. Even Morrow got bought, but in his case, I think he genuinely doesn't like Trump.
Attention NY voters:
You have worked so hard to get us to this day and we are excited about our opportunity to provide Mr. Trump with a YUGE win in New York!
Go vote for Donald J. Trump for President! Do more than vote. Take someone with you to vote. Call, text and email your contacts to turn out and vote Trump.
Please note, in New York City and the counties of Nassau, Suffolk, Westchester, Rockland, Orange, Putnam and Erie, POLLS OPEN at 6 AM and CLOSE at 9 PM. In all other counties POLLS OPEN at 12 NOON and CLOSE at 9 PM.
To find your polling location or voting requirements, visit www.DonaldJTrump.com/newyork
Thank you for your support, now please join us at the polls to Make America Great Again!
---
Team Trump New York
>mfw Trump gets inaugurated in January and the cowboys win the owl in februaru
>>71426173
Good job brother. I did the same in my state's caucus.
Rato stealing delegates in Missouri: http://themissouritimes.com/28686/delegate-selection-leads-to-schism-in-missouri-gop/
>>71426173
have a (you) for efforts
>>71425700
>>71426278
Praise him.
>>71424731
Common trump, I made this rally song for trump today. Its jammin please spread and make music videos with it to support our glorious trump pplease
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/trump-loves-america
>>71424731
If you're going to do the General then at least UPDATE the OP, Pajeetofaggot!
>>71426165
>>71425939
This needs to be memed!
>>71426173
>>71424871
That's OCD, nigger
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/ocd/basics/definition/con-20027827
>>71426321
RATO NO SWIPING!
>>71426215
It's the second episode in the latest season, it's called "Where my country Gone"? Their website lets you watch it for free
Still think the makers should have came out as pro trump if they like him, wouldn't be the worst thing they did. The whole episode screams "Fan service for anti trump shills"
Bible held high
how many hours til result?
>>71426340
:D
>>71426209
for the most part, SP is red-pilled. They have a shit episode here or there, but what show doesn't? They spent the season bashing SJWs and yuppy gentrification.
It was alright
>>71426406
Nope, try again
http://www.autism.org.uk/about/behaviour/obsessions-repetitive-routines.aspx
>>71426406
>OCD
>joy
Confirmed for having no idea
>>71426452
9 hours for exit polls. Trump will win it's simply a question of how much.
>>71426434
COME FOR THE DELEGATES. STAY FOR THE KOOL AID.
>>71426459
Making bernie meme stock go down m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnNWUUZ7cEA
AWOOO AT THE MOOON
>>71426173
>>71426537
Stay for the cucking!! Results by 9PM EST!!
How can you vote for a manic with fans like this?!
9 Hours until results right? How long until the sticky? Gonna set my alarm and take a nap before hand
I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS DAY
>>71426414
>>71426587
Ready for a total blowout today, Peru?
HIGH ENERGY
Any MAGA shoppers here?
>>71424731
I went to vote and there was no one else there. I was upset I didn't get a sticker.
>>71426429
i'm with you. I was surprised they didn't come out pro-trump. Everything they do seems in line with his beliefs....
Whatever happened to the syrian immigrants coming over the border? Remember they had syrian baby immigrants or some shit? And mexican immigrants.... This continuity season was all over the place.
I don't know if they're still making episodes in one weeks time, but if so, they really should spend more time on the show, and less on broadway
Have any of you noticed that Trump seems to be getting a lot thinner?
>>71426734
What is it, Vijay?
>>71426684
More than ready.
Make America great again, New York.
>>71426701
MOVEMENT
>>71426701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU
Are we gonna start hearing about the results in 6 hours, or more like 12?
I feel as though my true calling in life was always meant to be kebab removal.
>>71426764
Its a gif
First exit polls are out. Trump at 43%, Kasich at 38%, Cruz at 18%.
Trump could literally lose New York to Kasich. 7/11 killed Trump. His campaign is over.
>>71426762
loads of running around while wearing a bullet-proof vest will make you /fit/
>>71426734
I also have the capability.
is the paint it red site up yet?
>>71426824
Philliprivers.jpeg
>>71426762
He's been bulking his entire life waiting for this moment. Now, as spring comes full cycle, he begins the most rigorous and glorious cut the world has ever seen.
>>71426777
>>71426858
More like 6, or 9, or 10
>>71426874
I don't like this image. That cat is being hurt
>>71426880
Post a sauce, you faggot.
>>71425700
KEK WILLS IT
>>71426880
it's still early. Most Trump supporters are still at work. I don't know who the fuck is voting Kasich. Perhaps the seniors?
>>71426884
>>71426764
Dunno how many frames this is
Can it be done or is it difficult?
>>71426899
Official #Trump2016 kik
First results when?
TWO rallies tomorrow!
>>71426879
Nope. NOOOOPE.
>>71426944
BRUH, ZOOTOPIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MHhLDCJ57E
>>71426944
>not knowing how exit polls work
So what's the schedule anon, aren't there other primaries like PA this week too?
>>71426977
Didn't Russia made it a while ago?
>>71426874
W E W
E
W
IT BEGINS TODAY LADS. WE APPROACH THE FINAL STAGE.
GET READY FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT GENERAL ELECTION IN US HISTORY.
>>71426942
Cats get picked up like that by other cats
>>71426998
9 Hours Until Results
>>71427081
You're an idiot. Mother cats pick up their kittens a certain way as to not hurt them. Retards picking up cats like that can hurt them
>>71427049
M A G A
A
G
A
When do we get the results?
>>71426942
That's how mother cats carry their young.
>>71427118
Danks.
>>71427049
B U I L D T H E W A L L
>>71427129
9 hours
>>71427124
>he types out whilst eating his chicken tendies, which obviously involved no animal suffering whatsoever
>>71427170
Holy fuck
Didn't see the last thread
Shoutout to that Russian
>>71426173
Yes, the fire rises.
PLEASE MAGA
>>71426173
Nice dude. My parents didn't register in time but I'll make sure they are voting in the general
>>71427124
It's literally a zookeeper holding it. I'm sure he knows what he's doing.
>>71426734
KATRINA on CNN
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
