>>71423517
Classic.
In on daily Finland circle jerk
Pic related based on true story.
Spurdo is love
Spurdo is life
>>71423517
>>71423952
What the fuck?
>>71423952
don't forget the aftermath :DDD:D:D::DDDD
>>71424087
Translate plz?
>>71424047
:DDD
>>71424235
is there a version with a croat asking for something?
>>71424040
https://youtu.be/Y6bcRKU3DfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPPie0q0kjY
>>71424233
The man in question sauna'd so hard he almost died
when he finally got back home from the hospital, he gave an interview and Iltalehti, the magazine in the pic put that quote to the front page.
The meme here is that "Vihdoin kotona" can be translated either as:
>Home at last!
or
>I beat myself with a bunch of birch twigs* at home!
*) that's something we do in the sauna.
Good thread :DDD
>>71424318
I dont gnow :DD
i ned kepab removl helb helber
>>71424386
:DDDD
oh fugg :DDD loogs lig ibs habbening!!! :D
>>71424501
what a beautiful language
>bang my babe in habbo hotel
>I'll kill you in runescape
>>71424633
Oh fuck off with this cancerous meme. I truly respect the meme-industry that my country has built, but this has to be one of if not the worst product it has produced.
Fuck off, retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iVkY7sZvUU
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iVkY7sZvUU
cant stop watching this :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>71424849
tasty desu
>>71424040
When Finnish man and a Russian man walk into Sauna, only one of them walks out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L99ipwHPKlw
>>71424501
>*) that's something we do in the sauna.
Isn't it what every true man does to his brest friend in a banya?
>>71425044
checked
https://youtu.be/aU4ehgnTjVg
>>71424747
im not so sure about that one, "vihdoin vihdoin" would work though
>I came from Senegal as part of Fingerpori's student exchange project and...
>What is he saying? Damn, we took seats too far back
>I can't hear you!/You don't belong here!
>Newspaper: Racist
Post fingerpori, attempt to translate.
Turku.......
>>71423517
I love Gondola so much
>>71425088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSrlna2ahxs
>>71424747
Is like the Padanian's "igaigaigai" though tha'ts only the pronunciation, the written form is along the lines of
>I gà (they have)
>Ligà (tied, tied up)
>i gai (the roosters)
>>71425044
checked
I love Finns,thank you lads for providing us great memes
>>71424840
there are no brakes in the retarded help helper pepe meme train.
>>71424747
Doesn't seem totally absurd.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
>>71425044
Checked :DD
Regards
>>71425044
chegged :DDD
>>71425361
kek
>>71424606
:DDD
>>71425421
>he kills the african
>>71425190
>Such beautiful villas
>This is the posh area / the sweat-buying district
>Here's exact change
>[Sweat]
>>71425026
Why do you guys hate eatch other ?
>>71425548
gee I wonder hanns
>>71425499
>ante the zmija eater
>>71423952
>70% burns
>Kidney failure
>Respiratory system scorched to charcoal
>Toes beyond saving
This makes me proud to be Finnish.
>>71425609
No, srsly. Yeah sure ww2, but you can't be butthurt about that, what hasn't affected you in your lifetime
>>71423952
I salute this man.
>fucking gypsies. the whole stairway stinks
>yeah..there it comes from
>the gypsy camp goes to heaven
to get it you must know theres a musical called gypsy camp goes to heaven :D:D:
>>71425609
Was it the 1998 Eurovision contest or the 2001 IIHF Women's Hockey Championships?
Those are the only two reasons I can think of for The Finlan to hate USSR-Land.
Photo colourized by me.
>>71425500
you're right
I was worried for a second
>>71423952
Is this guy actually considered a hero in Finland because he should be
I tried explaining spurdo to someone who had no idea what it was... it was a lesson in impossibility
Anyone have any of the meme's showing how stand-offish they are?
>>71425548
Neither one wants to be the first one to get out.
>>71424729
My current favorite meme is the multiculturalism and the far left weenies. Makes me laff every time.
>>71425044
>>71425858
i guess theres lots of sympathy towards him in general at least. he and his family were almost my neighbors once when they lived in lahti, it was before the accident
>>71425312
Seriously, how did Finalnd end up dominating the meme export market?
>>71424314
gondola doesn't say fugg
My personal favourite
>>71425044
WIDNESSE'D
>>71424376
That's just sad
>>71426164
It's a scribble on the wall presumably by some other soldier, not a speech bubble.
>>71426023
This populist has done absolutely nothing
He just writes bullshit on Twitter or Facebook
>>71425421
Good end.
Kerro terveisia Timo:ille minulta.
Visited Tuuri once, it was nice.
>>71424747
my personal favorite is: Juoksentelisinkohan
>>71425044
Ebin :DD
>>71426023
this 2bh fäm the cuck enclave surrounded by ring 3 in helsinki is so delusional. they are controlling dangerous amounts of media though
>>71423517
Are Finnish "people" allowed to leave Finland?
>>71423952
Voi niin, typerä on :D
>>71426128
Laughter is the only medicine for the vast, lonely, and empty landscape of Finland. That combined with very high penetration of internet leads to creativity :^)
>>71426374
I like "Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas."
>>71425875
I converted 2 friends to spurdo in a FB conv
Sue me
>>71426023
Translation?
Share the keks with the rest of the class!
>>71426259
>.jpg.png
thanks jewgle.
>>71425768
>culturally appropriating USSR
Simo would be disappointed :^)
breddy gud thread
>>71426655
Pidän siitä todella.
>>71425312
>>71426616
He's basically telling the truth that these other racist finns don't realize
>>71424047
> Serbian tourist
Things that never happened
>>71426128
Because we are masterrace
We are always one of the best if not the best at everything we do, rarely without even trying
Spurdo is the shittiest meme some dude probably drew in 10 seconds and it's one of the best and most famous ones
I miss the thread where spurdo was originally conceived.
>>71426496
yes but we dont want to. i once went to central europe and got my personal space violated by nigger drug dealers. im never going abroad again
someone sitting next to you in a train = entire trip ruined
>>71426933
It's interesting how it's basically a shittily drawn Pedobear; and now you have things like Gondola as well - wonder what Spurdos of future generations will look like?
>>71426568
These "words" are stupid because its just a bunch of pre-existing words thrown together and you can make even longer words than that, and then even add suffix shit that no one ever uses and create an endless word
its a wonderful and useful language
>>71423517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpQA9UiKsU
>>71427022
>someone sitting next to you in a train = entire trip ruined
So true
>>71425768
>to get it you must know theres a musical called gypsy camp goes to heaven :D:D:
Not really, gypsies getting gassed is plenty of fun on its own.
brief history of Finland
>>71427106
Do foreigners with no ties to finland actually try to learn it ? (Apart from esti)
Seems difficult af
>>71424345
>there is actually a sauna contest
>>71427022
Come to Michigan. The Finnish region's (Upper Peninsula) houses are a km apart and it looks like Finland. Kossu is harder to find, though thanks to stupid import laws.
>>71427106
Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä?
>>71427022
I see nothing wrong with that picture. Are they all supposed to be under that small shelter? That would be silly
>>71425748
Well there's about 1000 years of wars now and WWII wasn't even the worst of them. No point dropping hatred when you know we're going to fight them again and again until we go extinct (unless we go extinct by multiculti suicide first).
>saunas
You mean the fins bathe in their sweat? That shit's rad man. Everytime I feel sweaty I feel like I want a cold bath.
>last summer
>visit Helsinki
>bus stops inside Kamppi
>get out of bus
>muslims, muslims everywhere
>mfw
>>71427273
There's also the ice diving contests - you can pick the way you may die: burning to death or freezing to death. Fun!
>>71423952
>>71423727
It's literally a contest about who can come to closest to cooking themselves alive and they do it as a sport.
Don't fuck around with finns and russians.
>>71423727
Laughed into my coffee and spilled boiling liquid all over my eyes :DDD:D:D 8/10 need surgery
>>71427260
Yea they try but it's not easy. I can't even explain why most of the grammatical things are how they are, or why, I just know them.
There's also a lot, well not a lot but some finnaboos who move here from USA, Germany, Russia etc who basically love this country and then try to learn the language. Very few people end up learning it because it's so complex, and the pronounciation and overall fluidity of the language is always off no matter how many years you try to perfect it.
There are a few languages that you can kind of learn to be very fluent in if you start young enough, but Finnish is not one of them. At least I have never met a foreigner who speaks flawless (actually flawless like a native speaker) Finnish, unless they were born here.
Jonnes don't remember :-DD
>>71427131
He won. The Russian guy died so the survivor wins, he was the last man there (alive).
Though of course officially no one won because they canceled the awards because of the death.
I hear the Russian guy was using painkiller drugs because to him the prize money would have been a big deal. Finnish guy was just being Finnish.
>>71427273
And a wife carrying contest (dominated by Finns and Estonians).
And a cell phone throwing contest.
And reindeer races.
And things up into the asshole of Timo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAGbrM-MMRk
>>71426329
>>71427543
The painkiller thing did it. The body never knew the limit because it surpressed the way to know the limit.
>>71427317
5/5 :"DDD
>>71427220
Nice try but it's actually our male ancestors that are mongoloid and female ancestors that are aryan.
t. hablogruup experd
![blockofighter1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GrR67fK.jpg "blockofighter1[1].jpg")
>>71427528
ei viddu :DDD
>>71427524
Thanks ! Do you guys have a good english proficiency ? Like english only could allow you to survive in a small city
>>71427682
Lost all respect for Finland.
>>71427528
Holy shit
>>71427843
Finns are the truest whites.
>>71426178
Is that "University of Rio" i spy in the back?
Well fug i studied law there! :D
>>71427682
It's interesting that females eventually determine the genetic direction of a race; someone said that as long as you only let in male Muslims into Europe they will eventually be bred out and removed. But if you allowed women in, it would be the end of the European ethnic groups even if ethnic European males had children with them.
>>71427305
if i had to pick a place to live and work that isnt in finland it would probably be one of the cold states in the US. does michigan have uncucked gun laws?
>>71428040
It looks like it will collapse at any moment.
>>71425319
This looks like Carl not Sipilä
But what's the difference really?
>>71425072
Don't you spread any propaganda about sauna Vanya.
>>71428185
Our gun laws are pretty good. No mag restrictions, concealed and open carry.
The Finnish immigrants all settled here (except the Laestadian, they settled in Washington) and we maintain a very 1938 view of Finland.
Finlandia University is the only place in America to teach Finnish.
The town of Kaleva holds Finnish celebrations, the Saarinen family settled here (famous designers) and you will see tons of cars with SISU stickers.
Spurdo thread of my dreams, thanks anons
>>71424729
spurdo doesnt speak newfag
>>71428561
They are all flacid, confirmed straight.
>>71425044
Checked
>>71428359
It was built in 1792 my man,that's why it looks like that,but they mantainnit very well,don't worry
It's one of the country's premier research center and the largest uni,if it collapsed the country collapses together
>>71425699
James Corden?
>>71427524
The video of your european candidate trying to speak french was cringy and kek af
>>71425044
O fug
>>71428185
Oh, and as far as I know, we're the only state that sells Koskenkorva and Viru Valge.
>>71427220
spurdos are mixed race?
i think i finally understand this meme.
>>71428708
Michigan is also getting more and more somalians and muslims
Fugggggg
>>71429481
Only in Metro Detroit and Grand Rapids. Da Yoopers be safe and the only trolls that come over The Bridge are Finns visiting relatives and hipsters who want to kayak and drown in Lake Superior.
>>71424314
Gondola is Italian, you retard.
>>71429724
No it isn't
>>71429785
Unless you're ScaryPizza, you don't have a say in it.
And if you are ScaryPizza, stop trying to deny it just because Ylilauta went to shit.
>>71429785
kek
>>71429900
>ScaryPizza
Who?
No in all seriousness, who?
Also "Pizza" is a english word, doesn't it means that Pizza is english
>>71425044
chegged XDDD
Why are Fins so autistic?
What would the world do without our memes?
>>71428741
Those are the most solid semis I've ever seen, you are factually wrong
>>71430313
*Finns.
Fins are what you find on sharks, Finns are what you find in dark saunas, drunk on kossu, sharpening puukko and muttering "perkele" as they remember the 1995 IIHF Men's Hockey Championship.
>>71428708
Do you guys still have your identities as Finns? Do people even speak Finnish that much there or is it just English?
>>71425044
Absolutely checked
>>71430010
He's the Italian who made the Gondola meme, you retard. Why the fuck do you think it's called "Gondola"?
>>71430516
I have no choice but to belive you Sweden. Wouldn't want to offend your culture.
>>71430797
Dunno, but i know it's not italian. The name might be but the meme itself is not.
>>71430711
My parents are fluent Finnish speakers. Me? Not so much.
The Finnish communities are basically stuck in 1938 when it comes to Finland.
We wear flags, have "SISU" stickers on our cars, can name all the relatives lost in talvisota and jatkosota, hate Swedes with a passion, start bar fights with Russians, use our basic Finnish as secret code talk, and frown when people pronounce sauna as "Saw-nuh."
>>71426616
He is the leader of the green party. It's a white privilege rant:
>yadda yadda minorities should be given leadership positions because change could be good
>refers to a feminist rant that finnish CEO:s are more often named Juha than they are women
>people who worry about immigration are insecure despite their privilege
>>71431127
That's great, you should learn some Finnish, though!
I find it funny when people in America say that they're 'from' somewhere , wearing it on their sleeve and then not even being able to speak the language.
>>71431160
is it just me or is that chick at the top fucking yoked.
the promised land of memes
>>71431127
That's pretty cool actually. I always thought that you (Finnish immigrants) had been turned into English speaking anglos.
>>71430797
>Why do you think this one variation of a jibberish-named finnish interpretation of an american parody of a japanese internet mascot is named after a random unrelated object that just happens to be associated with one small place in Italy
>>71423799
i want to learn finnish i cant live my life without acces to the dankest memes known to humanity
I hope they print Spurdo on the new bills when we get rid of Euro.
>>71431784
new currency $PURDO
>>71425041
>that cringe
Lol, thank god we're not the only country with retarded politicians who put shame on everyone else.
>>71431329
Yeah, I am learning more Finnish (along with Estonian because I wish to move there).
Considering America isn't that old and is made of immigrants, we take our "Old Country" heritage seriously. Especially minorities like Finns.
If you're in an area that isn't really Finnish (99% of America), we identify each other pretty quickly (that Finnish look that isn't quite white) and get to talking.
>>71431450
Ei. We all have some copy of Kalevala in our houses, usually with English and Finnish translations. Most of us have saunas at least at our hunting cabins.
>>71431127
That's what I imagined it would sort of be like.
Finns are few so even the ones that immigrated to the US would want to hold on to their culture.
Why don't you speak Finnish though? If both of your parents speak Finnish fluently shouldn't they have raised you to do the same?
>>71431784
We will just have these
>>71432017
All you need is toothbrush.gif and you'll fit in with estonia
>>71431940
$purdo Suomi Markka.
>>71425044
oh fugg chegged xDD
>>71425438
t.
>>71427317
se mämmi syödään vikisemättä
>>71432052
They didn't raise me or my sister on it. Just basics like the alphabet and numbers, terve, hyvä et al.
As a kid, I didn't appreciate it which was a mistake. Making up for lost time now.
>>71432191
Tere-tere!
>>71430127
Tom of Finland's art is fucking hot tbqh, those perfect asses
>>71427524
how about Roman Schatz?
>>71427756
Yes.
>>71425319
>>71426128
high autism - funny with running jokes, internet memes
low autism - funny in person
Finns culturally enforce autism on their crying babies by keeping them in cardboard boxes in dark cupboards.
If you want to enjoy laws, sausages, or Finnish memes, don't look at them being made.
>>71427106
Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottirapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas does have some unnecessary words in it but "Lentokoneapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas" is an actual word
>>71432513
Neil Hardwick etc. Plenty of European immigrants speak flawless Finnish, though usually with an accent. But that's because Europeans who move here usually come because they married a Finn or something so they socialize with Finns instead of some anglo community or whatever that doesn't really exist here.
One of my relatives is married to an anglo Canadian who has lived here for a few decades now and he passes as a Finn in simple conversation, though he starts going for English words if it's some academic discussion.
>>71432387
Your parents ar an embarrasment. You are supposed to speak finnish to your kids so they learn it want it or not.
>>71433548
To be fair to them, they were the last generation of immigrants who believed in assimilation and "becoming American."
Wouldn't you be happier if your Somalis in Helsinki told their kids to speak Finnish?
Kinda-sorta the way it was here.
why is this so comfy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8Yod8FFIZg
t. not Finland
>>71433745
Yes I would prefer somalis abandoned their barbarian ways, but I can still insist finns speak finnish in other countries. Our language is superior after all.
>>71425044
Ebin :DDDD
>>71433834
Fair enough, serkku.
>>71425044
Anyone has that fingol children's song youtube video?
>>71434333
Eva's Polka?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
>>71425096
Vihdoin (finally) vihdoin (i whipped) vihdoin (with vihtas)
Makes total sense.
>>71434629
vihdoin (vihta) already implies you are whipping yourself, doesn't it?
>>71434547
Not that one. Was some asian music with finnish voices.
>>71423952
The russian guy had used some shit that fire fighters use to stop the heatenings. Timo had no idea about this so he just sat there until the ruski was pronounced dead. Based Timo
>>71434547
How did this end up being a meme in Japan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57mkfFdvREw
>>71434686
viimein vastoin vastoin
Is Finland a fun land ?
>>71425548
Correction: Russains don't hate Finns.
>>71434932
for innawoods activity, yes
>>71434892
And that version is being used in an American ad for Samsung (I think).
The Japs love Ilvan Polkka for some reason. Dig deeper and you'll find karaoke vids of Japs trying to sing it.
>>71434932
The memes are fun but the country is the complete opposite. It's so cold and dark here that for most of the year there's nothing else to do than stay inside and shitpost ebin menes
>>71434932
If this is your idea of fun.
>>71424755
Herrasjonne ("gentlejonne") is my favourite dead meme
translation
>Euroshopper energy drink
>Acidic,
>>71425319
>>71424633
Fuck off. This meme is unfunny cancer spread by jonnes.
>>71425503
Nothing beats fingerporis translated with no attempt to translate the joke
>>71429142
Viru Valge is Estonian tho just saying
