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TRUMP GENERAL- GO VOTE EDITION


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NEW YORK, GET OUT AND VOTE TRUMP SO LYIN’ TED CAN STFU! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P_d1LG06Ds [Open]
TRUMP SUPPORTERS MARCH ON PORTLAND, OREGON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkXzi0kLz-Q

*URGENT: ALL WV FAGS GET REGISTERED ASAP, DEADLINE IS IMMINENT*
*URGENT PSA* For PA Trumpers:
>If you're in the 9th Congressional District in PA, vote Knotts, Lamantia, and Taylor.
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on the 26th
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NfzyoWfwqjrYbc5Xqb9lyerxztNxLuZDzwPBarYZJFA/edit#gid=0
>Find your congressional district here
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/

>DELEGATES Donald Reagan: 756/Dildo Destroyer: 544/One State Wonder: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.coloradovotesmatter.org

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Buffalo, NY 4/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S_PM9xH-Kc
>Rally Poughkeepsie, NY 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXn9qloI0mI
>Rally Staten Island, NY 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rV43nVnZ1c
>Rally Watertown, NY 4/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fghvYB2Lt7I

INTERVIEWS
>Trump Staten Island PC 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv5hrr6asJg

ENTERTAINMENT
>Crooked Hillary Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV3PyGmjBOQ
>Ben Shapiro BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfyv49r7UVA
>Colorado REVOLTS against GOP Election Fraud!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQDgyZ96reQ
>Trump Supporters Faceoff against Protesters in Hartford
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cs72wEwi9M
>YCSTT Vol. 23 TRAILER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M6bPNB-QcA
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>>71410597

D E S I G N A T E D P O O P A N T S
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MAGA
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>>71410668
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To the Great State of New York!

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the Cruz war machine, the elimination of globalist tyranny over the oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle hardened. He will fight savagely.

But this is the year 2016 ! Our Internet People have inflicted upon the enemy great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our meme offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground.

Our Home Fronts have given us an superiority in weapons and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned! The free men of the world marching together to Victory!

I have full confidence in your devotion to duty and skill in battle.
We will accept nothing less than full Victory!

Good Luck! And let us all beseech blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.
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AWOOVEMENT?
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You look at what's going on in China, in Mexico, what's going on in all kinds of places.
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He gon' build that wall, and he him build it tall.
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>no awoovement in the first reply
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Someone wanna copy delegate copyshit from other thread?

I'm in a cocoon of pillows.
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>first NY voter on /pol/
>felt the BURN
SO SAD
SO LOW ENERGY

JUST VOTED FOR COMRADE BERNIE

WHERE WERE ANY OF YOU KEKS AT THE NY BALLOTS?
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AMOOOVEMENT
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FOX BRINGING UP THE 28 PAGES
LITERALLY SPOONFEEDING HIM PRO-NY TALKING POINTS
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#NeverTrump
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>>71410744
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OC
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saudis did 711
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So hyped for a Cruz victory today! This is the priesthood rising!
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>DELEGATE COPYPASTA (Let me know of any other info you are looking to be added)

Reminder that Trump only needs roughly 481 (59%) of the remaining 820 Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries or pledged at the RNC.

>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS

>WINNER TAKE ALL (HIGH TEST ALPHA STATES)
New Jersey (51)
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
Delaware (16)

>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE (LOW TEST BETA STATES, TRUMP CAN STILL EASILY TAKE HIGH DIGITS)
California (172) - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) - 27 District. 27 State.
Maryland (38) - 24 District. 11 State.

>PROPORTIONAL
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
Rhode Island (19) - 6 District. 10 State.

>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES
New York (95) - 81 District, 2-1 First and Second Place, WTA50%. 11 State WTA50%.
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Connecticut (28) - 15 District WTA. 10 State WTA50%

>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY (DELEGATES DECIDE AGAINST THE WILL OF AMERICA)
Pennsylvania (71) - 3 RNC Bound, 54 Elected Unbound. WTA 14 State.
West Virginia (34) - 3 RNC Bound, 31 Pick Preferred

Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.

#MAGA

**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
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TAKE MIRRORS TO ANTI-TRUMP PROTESTERS AND GET THEIR REACTIONS ON CAMERA
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>>71410828
More like Man of Steal
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>>71410751
Oh boy looks like reddit failed this time :^)
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He's on Fox. He said he'll definitely release 7/11 papers.
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>mfw I missed Portland protest because I had to work
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HOT SAWCE!!!!

IS IT WERKING?!
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>>71410835
Thx friendo. Have an upboat
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ALL 95 DELEGATES
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>>71410713
Save your fucking breath, you idiot. There's no one here that actually considers Trump to be a serious enough candidate to leave their basements and ask mommy to pick them up after senior H.S. recess to take them to the ballots, let alone meme outside of these shitty containment threads.

VENCEREMOS, BERNIE.
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>>71410859
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>>71410772
Probably silently voting for a candidate that can actually win
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>>71410859
What did he steal? It's not Cruz's fault that Trump can't follow simple rules.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfO1veFs6Ho

>College Kids Say the Darndest Things: On Identity
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Is crooked really trump's moniker for hillary? Feels like a temporary thing until he reveals the real one come general time
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>Americans still think their votes matter
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>>71410888
>no 4chan gold
Reported
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>>71410828
The autists who support Cruz must really be all the way to the extreme parts of the spectrum. That shoop is absolutely terrible
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was she pandering to niggers with the hot sauce comment?

>implying its true
>implying her doctor would let her have any lest she has another cough attack
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DUDE SEVEN ELEVEN LMAO
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>>71410901
What do you fly, big guy?
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I'm from Maryland but I got to school in New York. Is it too late for me to register for the New York election?

Help, I want to MAGA.
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REMINDER THAT BILL NYE VOTES FOR HILLARY
REMINDER THAT BILL NYE WANTS TO OUTLAW DISAGREEING WITH/NEGOTIATING CLIMATE CHANGE

HE'S A MEGAKEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlk4Lt__Sn0
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>>71410723
AWOOVEMENT!
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>>71410876
kill yourself
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>>71410970
Bill Nye is a tired meme that just wants to be put down
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>>71410959
Are you a resident of NY?

Sounds like you are a resident of Maryland
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Anyone voting today americlaps? What are the chances of Trump getting the nomination before the convention?
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Joe Arpaio should be a surrogate for Trump to get delagattes and offer them trips to his county jail with a fresh set of clothes, a bologna sandwich and some of those fancy sandals to take home.
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>>71410947
>another cough attack
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Voted nice and early today for the only true Conservative in the race.

A lot more support for Cruz recently. Not enough to win obviously, but there's no way Trump is taking all. And that means Cruz wins at the second round.

Cruz/Steve King 2016
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>>71410959
Register in Maryland where it matters more
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>>71410895
>ALL 95 DELEGATES

wew
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>>71411045
>'straya
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>>71411043

SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHOOOP THIS

Dildo would be fucking perfect in this GIF
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>>71410895
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>>71411043
someone needs to shoop a dick
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>>71411025
I live in New York over half the year.
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>>71411030
45% chance therebouts. MAJOR wins today and on the 26th upgrade the number to about 60%. Indiana and Nebraska will be deal-breakers later on.
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I'm still mad at that liz mair cunt for making that wife ad.
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>>71411030
>Anyone voting today americlaps? What are the chances of Trump getting the nomination before the convention?

Trump's chances of getting it all tied up in a bow before convention are around 100% if he pulls New York today over 50%.
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>>71410809
Here's the facepack for daring Anons
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>>71411045
>forgot proxy

aussies are supposed to be good at shitposting
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>>71410895
>95
PRAISE KEK
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>>71410901
You mean silently muttering "day of the rope" while in the back of algebra class?

It's already been an hour since the ballots have opened up and, ~big surprise~, none of you trump-servants have voted yet.

Why not?
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Trump still winning lads?
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>>71411045
Yep, Brooklyn here, can confirm. EVERYONE in the line to vote said they're voting Cruz. Trump is a laughing stock and will drop out after his horror performance tonight.
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>>71410898
>voting for that thing. kek.
I kinda hope he wins then dies of a stroke after two months in office, the mass suicides would be lulzy
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>>71410904
>That post
>That boomeran- flag
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THIS IS LIKE DEBATING WITH CHILDREN!!!!!

Still those fucking faggots that think it is funny to support Trump.
He isnt POTUS material, Europe and the rest of the world don't want this man to be president.
Have you still not realized that?! WTF

If you are against the establishment vote for fucking Bernie!!!!
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>>71411133
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>>71411097

It would have to be a dildo because we already know she doesn't suck dick. Bill's dick at least.
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>>71410959
It's not too late to kill yourself.
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>>71410928
says the Canadian who got a majority goverment when their party only won around 39% of the votes
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>>71410952
I'm a gunner/flight engineer (the job title is special missions aviator if you want to take a look) in a UH-1N. (for you)
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>>71411108
So? That doesn't make you a resident.

Do your parents pay in state or out of state tuition for you to go to NYU or w/e the fuck
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>>71411163
No you commie fuck. This is a sovereign nation.
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>>71410928
>Canadians still think they matter
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>>71411182

or black dick could work
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>>71410895
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>>71411018
All the pop science personalities are

I'm just glad this dumb shit is coming to light and people who follow them are outed as pseudointellectual fuckwads
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Why is Trump surging in betting odds? Nothing has changed.
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>>71410895
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>>71410912
>assume you're a white man

F U C K I N G W H I T E M A L E
F
,,,
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>>71411151
Awesome job, fellow American.

Gosh arn't we Americans just a bunch of retarded fat fucks?
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I just voted for Kasich

>K for US!
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They're trying so hard to cuck him for mispeaking and saying 7/11.
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>>71411163
>netherlands
you're supposed to be one of the cool ones stop trying to be like fucking germany
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>>71411230
Has to do with Cruz tanking
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>>71411196
>Canada
>relevant
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>>71411226
>7k likes
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>>71411226
Tyson chicken needs to learn about traumatic insemination
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>>71411163
stay cucked colgate
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Today will be a rough day for the incoming in shills but tonight you will bask in victory

MAGA
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>>71411163
Bernie is a fraud. We're voting Trump in and we don't care what any halal eurocuck turbanhead thinks about it.
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>>71410947
>Maryland, the last state where the black vote matters, is coming up
>The Clintons recently got hit by a small racist gaffe
>Baltimore will get media attention again and pundits will race bait
Of course it's pandering
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>>71411200
That's dope. Keep up the hard work.
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>100% disabled veteran

What did he mean by this?
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WHOSE READY TO DELIVER NEW YORK TO OUR NEXT PRESIDENT, DONALD J. TRUMP?!

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!
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>>71411196
Yeah that's because we don't have a two party dichotomy, cuck
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>>71410895
kek is with us
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>>71411230
do you not know how betting markets work? its not the actual odds, just how people perceive it. we knew the god emperor was going to slam dunk everyone in the rest of the states but normal plebs were enamored by rato's wisconsin win and the media's circlejerking
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>>71411219
HUR DUR MUH COMMUNISM
Maybe you should look up his policies.
You are so fucking stupid if you think it even comes close to communism.
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>>71411163
>flag
>opinion mattering
Lol
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>>71411230
It plummeted after Wisconsin, and they now see it was an overreaction.
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>This autist
what a cool kid
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This numale on Fox
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did they mention 7/11 in the interview on Fox?

If they didn't, it's a non story
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>>71411196
never said our votes did sven
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Is Trump on Fox yet?
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>>71411318
>Yeah that's because we don't have a two party dichotomy
or because your voting system is as rigged as Colorado
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>>71411222

That would explain all the wrinkles from her mouth being stretched out.
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>>71411309
It's a VA thing. Don't worry about it Britcuck.
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>>71411309

100% lol
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>>71411333

everyone is on Morning Cuck desu
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7/11 was a part-time job.
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>>71411358
It's fucking obvious Trump misspoke, and after he wins NY in a YUUUUUGE landslide it won't even matter
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>>71411322
His policies are retarded and will bankrupt the country. We don't want to be the rest of the world.
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>>71411333

I bet they dragged him on their just to see if they could get Trump to reveal a VP pick
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>>71411327
I know, right? We cared what europe thought back in like 2008, not anymore. We know better now.
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>>71411230
Just authorised a $20m campaign spending spree in Cali and his NY support is comfortably over 50%
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>>71411399
trump is on fox senpai
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>>71411141
Idk man I don't live in JY.
>>71411305
Thanks mang, you too.
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non-americans gtfo
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>>71411374

He just got done
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>>71411376
muh tinfoil conspiracies
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>>71411309
you get a percentage disability

the best thing to do is be born a genetic failure and enter the military

when your problems crop up, you get to sit on the side-lines for years until you're finally discharged as a disabled veteran and get $100+ per month, and VA care for life.

there's a reason /pol/ calls our military welfare queens
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>>71411309
When veterans leave the military they get a form for the VA which states all the injuries and damages that the lifestyle caused. When you can show that you've received enough long-term damage you cross certain thresholds that determine the level of care that the VA is willing to provide you.
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>>71411244
>Americans just a bunch of retarded fat fucks?

We prefer the term disabled burgers of color.
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>>71411141
Every damn time...
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>>71411385

Every picture of her makes me want to vomit immediately.
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>>71411443
Boorish hockey muppet.
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>>71411413
>underrated
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>>71411226
Dont cats have barbs on their dicks?
>>
Have you guys seen this clip of Hillary talking about hot sauce on some nigger radio show the other day. They just showed the clip on Fox and Friends. This shit makes me sick to my stomach and mad as fuck. She knows what she's doing to, she knows that by saying she carries hot sauce in her bag that black people will vote for her. Niggers choose their candidates based on what condiments the candidate carries in their purse

>Hillary Clinton Hits Peak ‘Tries Too Hard’ By Claiming She Keeps Hot Sauce In Her Purse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_J_W4XsI5M

Not sure what kek is trying to tell me with this captcha, but I thought I'd share with you guys
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>>71411477
hownewRu?
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>>71411449

>$100 a month

That's nothing, our vets get better than that. If they do the full 25 years service they are made for life.
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>>71411141
>implying all of /pol/ lives in Jew York
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>>71411437
>average Kiowa crew
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>>71411281
>stay cucked colgate

It's aquafresh not colgate
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>>71411499
PRAISE KEK
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>>71411443
its not a conspiracy, the Liberal party even wanted to change the way mandates were given, atleast they wanted that in the election campaign
>>
Did he just say Hitlery Clinton or did I hear that wrong?
>>
Who Kristie Lu Stout fan here?
>>
NY Is WTA?

I thought it was WTA for X number then it was by district
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>>71411540
Connecticut is WTA
NY is as you describe it
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>>71411163
Wrong toothpaste
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REMINDER: After Bernie gets BTFO later today we MUST do our part for the God-Emperor and invade Reddit.

DO NOT BE A DICK.

Show them faux compassion, something like:

>"I'm a Trump supporter, I really empathize with Bernie supporters. What Hillary and the DNC is doing is CRIMINAL. God help us if she's the nominee, she must NEVER be allowed anywhere near the White House."

We need to start patting them on the backs in their darkest hour so that when the time comes in the general we turn them to Trump.

ALTERNATIVELY: Pretend to be a Clinton supporter and talk shit and boast. Make them despise Clinton.

If you see anyone posting either of these two things make sure to up vote them.

MAGA LADS.
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NOT A SINGLE FUCKING TRUMPLET HAS VOTED IN NEW YORK

MEANWHILE FIRST BALLOT ON /POL/ CASTED WAS FOR SANDERS

L O L
O
L
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>>71411374
>Is Trump on Fox yet?

You missed him about five minutes ago.
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>>71411526
Srs, how the fuck do people not know this?
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>>71411580
But fox just said WTA for 50%+
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C12ZvOJNfs

>[coughing]

What did she mean by this?
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>>71411499

Checked. Niggers will fall for her pandering too. Abolition was a mistake.
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>>71411511
So do ours. It also depends on the percentage of disability. Now fuck off
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>>71411596
You're doing God's work anon
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>>71411645
Fox is retarded
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>>71411219 >>71411258 >>71411281 >>71411299 >>71411327>>71411583

All these edgy teenagers. Fuck off back to /b/ and post your ebin Trump memes XDDD
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>>71411658

no
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>>71411603
They have jobs
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>>71411647
Coughing is normal. What's your problem?
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>>71411645
>>71411580
>>71411540
>>71410835
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>>71411309
He keeps it 100

Basically there are different levels of military benefits you can get depending on the level of disability
>>71411376
I found out Colorado and Wyoming have been that's at forever. Hawaii is the same way but trump won. Still posses me off though, it's My belief that the people need to be involved at every point in the Democratic process.
>>71411437
Nah mang only non redpilled posters

We need to summon Somalia bro
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>>71411647
she alright?
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>>71411596
Im torn, i want to see hernie get BTFO so reddit implodes, but that would mean shillary gets a bunch more delegates
>>
>>71411309
He keeps it 100

Basically there are different levels of military benefits you can get depending on the level of disability
>>71411376
I found out Colorado and Wyoming have been that's at forever. Hawaii is the same way but trump won. Still posses me off though, it's My belief that the people need to be involved at every point in the Democratic process.
>>71411437
Nah mang only non redpilled posters

We need to summon somaliabro
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>>71411499
That is fuckin hilarious. She thinks her let niggers will vote for her because she lied about carrying hot sauce.

>Yo Traeqwon, who you votin for nigga?
>Maybe dat bish Hillary, she carry HOT SAUCE in her purse yo!
>oh sheeeeiit nigga you didn say dat earlier! Imma get out and vote now
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>>71411645
It's possible for Trump to get all the delegates, but very, very unlikely.
Kasich and Cruz would have to get under 20%
What we need right now is a Jeb! surge desu
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>>71411647

>applause
>coughing
>applause
>applause
>coughing
applause
>applause
coughing
>applause
>>
how many states voting today? just NY?
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>>71411716
>We need to summon Somalia bro
He's already here >>71411531
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>>71411697
Don't you have a cricket thread to shitpost in?
>>
Has the voting commenced yet?
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>>71411751
straya with the bantz
>>
Does anyone have a link to the trump gen thread where 7/11 is mentioned?
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>>71411697
Having a full one minute coughing fit followed by another 2 minutes of coughing isn't normal one bit friend
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>>71411647

She's dying lad. Her donors have poisoned her, and the only way she can get the antidote is if she wins the Presidency. This isn't the first time she's coughed like that.
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>>71411751
>>We need to summon Somalia bro
>He's already here >>71411531
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>>71411759
yas
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>>71411647
She said
>coohuh coohuh, hucka cooha, people ehcuh can
>eckuh heckuh hucka make coohoh thank you

And the crowd ate it up.... with hot sauce
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>>71411694
Sounds like they work shitty jobs if they can't wake up at 6AM and cast a fucking vote. Get a grip and find another excuse to use.
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>>71411525
That's no joke though, Kiowa pilots are truly the last cowboys. I wish they would redo the Kiowa instead of phasing it out.
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>>71411750
NY today

MD, PA, RI, CT and DE on the 26th
>>
polls close when?
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>>71411163
>Europe and the rest of the world don't want this man to be president.
and? you dont count
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>>71411647
oh shit! she looks rough, too much big bill i guess
>>
>>71411141
the fuck you on about retard?
here >>71408532
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>>71411836
(You)
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>>71411751
>>71411815
tip my hat at you straya
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>>71411735
>thinks
She spends millions figuring out to win nigger votes, and whatever she's doing has been working. She probably just won NY with that bullshit
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>>71411808
>Having a full one minute coughing fit followed by another 2 minutes of coughing isn't normal one bit friend

Not to mention this has been happening for over a year now publicly.
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>>71411854
long time
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>>71410895
KEK WILLS IT
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>>71411855
He thinks everyone in the world must conform to his opinions kek
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>>71411854
13 bongs 27 bings
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>>71411751
keked thanks m8
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>>71411751
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>>71410772
Probably at work.
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>Houston flooded

Should have voted Trump
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>>71411596
Been doing this for months. We need as many Bernouts as we can to join our side when Shillary wins their primary. It disgusting work but necessary.

MAGA!!
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>>71411866
Don't answer the shills.
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>>71411751
Damn Australia.
>tfw went through survival school with ausbros
>tfw they were just like /pol/ Strahan

Life was good, even in torture training
>>71411603
It's 0730 there. All the tax paying patriotic Americans are on their way to work
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>>71411888
I want Shiva Raj Choorakunnel to be god emperor of India. Make it so.
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>>71410772
Nigga it's early morning hours, Trump supporters actually HAVE jobs
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has trump acknowledged the 711 squib?
even latvian news outlets are running this garbage
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>>71411880
Blacks will go to having a lower turnout since a black man isn't running.
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>>71411684
>post gnome edits of reddit image macros
literally kys fampai
>>
LITERALLY PULLED ME OUT OF THE ROOM
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>>71412075
I doubt it, since it's a total nonstory
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>>71411843
I'm hoping to get one of the ones they're going to sell, if they don't all get snapped up by LEO. Shame to see them all scrapped, or turned into pig haulers.
>>
>>71412075
it's a non-story based on ignorance
a late attempt to keep Trump under 50%
>>
>>71412075
As a New Yorker, what Trump said was offensive. How dare he liken the city's greatest tragedy with a fucking convenience store. It's why I switched my vote to CRUZ at the last minute today.
>>
What's this about rato with a cheese hat?
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>>71412075
He said "at 711" and it's a non-story
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>>71412075
Oh wow just looked it up. What a fucking idiot
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>>71411647
>when you chug that hot sauce you keep in your purse too fast
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>>71410921
He wants her to beat Comrade Bernie, so he's going easy for now. If Killery wins, Bernouts walk and Trump gets to tear down the house of Clinton. If Sanders wins, he has to run against the brainwashed bernouts AND democratic sheeple. Bernie's policy may be full of holes, but that doesn't matter when his entire voter base reacts to facts like vampires to sunlight.
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>>71412149
Same here. He's lost me.
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>>71412075
Not really. Sounds like yuronews really is obssed with America
>>
So, looking at the New York numbers. To stay on pace for 1237, Trump needs a minimum of around 55 of the 95 available Delegates.

If Trump missed the 50% Threshold EVERYWHERE but still won, he would only lose 27 district Delegates and likely around 5-6 At-Large Delegates. Figure a max of 33, for a grand total of 62. Still above Pace.

Trump would have to lose about 8 districts outright to push the number of delegates he could gain below his needed pace. Thankfully, the most conservative projections have him around 80, maybe the 70's at a lowest point.
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>>71412209

If trump can let the masses of the american public see how much bernie wants to raise their taxes by, he'll win easily
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>>71412110
That was the irony you dumbfuck
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Even gay dudes are BTFO Trump bwahahahah!
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>>71412019
What kind of a job requires you to be at the site at 7:30? You wake the fuck early to go and vote so you can go and brag to everyone at the office that you voted. You belong in China if you think working this early is patriotic, you silly trumpet.
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>>71412217
This is getting pathetic. Youre a chink ain't ya?
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>>71412173
>>71412139
>>71412136
Holy shit look at these good little goys parroting their master.

>trumpfags in full damage control mode
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>>71412149
>>71412217
australia plz

I dunno, I am sticking with this explanation
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>>71412266
>pepsi
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>>71412279
Nope, a true New Yorker and my VALUES align with Ted Cruz!
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>>71412266
He's not drinking it tho
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>>71412075
That's more funny than anything though
who did 711?
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Fuck, I forgot NY was today. How is it looking my trumpbros?
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>>71412197
>>71412303
>a leaf

>>71412266
>holding a can of Pepsi
Did AIDS eat out his cornea or something?
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>>71412303
>I let people who get money from views and clicks tell me what to believe
>>
ROGER STONE IS A LITERAL KEK

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2008/06/02/the-dirty-trickster

ctrl+f local swing fever
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>>71412217
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>>71412323

You almost have convinced me. Do you think he is a true conservative though?
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>>71412100
>Blacks will go to having a lower turnout since a black man isn't running.

It's mostly black women voting not men since most of them have felonies or are incarcerated for chimpthings.
>>
How'd this come out?
I might need more repeat layers for the hair.
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Did my part here in Queens. The Don got 3 votes from my family.
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>mfw Australian media has been constantly playing Trump's 7/11 faux pas at every hour.

How does it feel knowing all non-Americans are laughing at your embaressment of a candidate?
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>>71412238
>yuronews really is obssed with America

They want more of the D it's that good apparently
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>>71412387
tell me you would not prep the Stone?
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>>71412358
Its only about 9am there so we don't know yet
>>
>>71412438
>moon runes and martian glyphs

the fuck
>>
>>71412407
Who? Cruz? Of course. He's the closest thing we have to Reagan. As Glenn Beck pointed out, he has the constitution in his BONES.

It's a stark contrast to Trump who has been funding liberal Democrats (Schumer, Pelosi, Clinton, Kerry, Gore etc) for his entire political life.
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Put lyin Ted in his cuck shed ny. Do az proud!
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>>71412438
What's up with the chinese and whatever that fourth language is?
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>>71412447
>embaressment
>>
>>71412438
>all those languages
lol

>>71412447
ABC didn't, and the only reason 7, 9 and 10 do it is to attract ratings
>>
>>71412438
>all those foreign languages
Doesn't the citizenship test require an English test?
What the fuck is this shit?
>>
>>71412046
>Nigga
Sounds to me that you get to sleep in for your minimum wage paying job while anyone that actually needs to dress for work has to wake up at this usual hour.

Enjoy your fucking long lines and fed up ballot counters, you fucking moron.

Why are trumpets so shortsighted and so predictable? It's like they all have horrible jobs because of their lack of education or something. I guess it's a good thing that we're going to get you idiots free university so you can try to make less of an idiot of yourself there.
>>
>>71412447
You won't be laughing in November.
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>>71412438
>Ben Carson

what the fuck?
>>
Guys... I've got some bad news.

According to my own internal polling, Trump is going to get whooped by 150 points in New York... Lads, I think all is lost. You better just vote for Ted Cruz now since he's definitely going to win.

I'm now a #CruzMissile...
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>>71412477

Do you think he is a TRUE conservative though. Not just in his bones.
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>>71412447
>How does it feel
It doesn't
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>>71412438
>ben carson still on the ballot
based
>>
>>71412379
I don't give a shit about what the media's agenda is. The fact is that trump mixed up 7/11 and 9/11 and that's pretty fucking dumb. Denying that just means that you cant think for yourself
>>
/trumpgen/ what's the story with Cheri Jacobus? Is she the chick who worked for that superpac last year and got fired?
>>
>>71412278
>What kind of a job requires you to be at the site at 7:30

Schools start @7am here and I'm east coast. Work is typically 5-9am here depending on what you do.
>>
Been waiting for the 19th forever now
It's like Christmas
>>
NYer here. Just put in my vote for the cruise missile. At least he doesn't confuse Americas greatest tragedy with a store that sells slurpees
>>
>>71412475
Chinese and Indian immigrants i guess
Korean actually overtook Spanish recently as the second spoken language in my state
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>>71411987
>mfw someone post my OC
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>>71412438
>Arabic and chingchong
>>
>>71412547
Shut up. People misspeak all the time.
>>
>>71412477
Cruz is a career politician. His number one goal is to get elected and re elected. That means he is beholden to those with the money to fund his campaigns.

Get the fuck out shill.
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>>71412477
>Trump who has been funding
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>>71412547
A FUCKING
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>>71412447
>>
>>71412266
>Diet Pepsi
>Photos of gay men saved to your computer
>>
>>71412530
Yes, he is a true conservative. It's why CONSERVATIVES from Maine to Alaska are uniting behind his campaign.
>>
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Well shit... Mittens just said that trump will likely win on the first ballot... Is it over?
>>
>>71412438
There should be even with russian.
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>>71412477
Which is odd, when you think about it, since every Reaganite left alive, including Phyllis Schlafly, is backing Trump.

I wonder why Rato couldn't get anyone who actually knew or worked with Reagan to work with him?
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>LYING TED
>INTO THE KEK SHED.
>>
>>71412607
shut up
>>
>>71412579
CANT TRICK THE VICK!
>>
>>71412605

but is he a TRUE conservative? Lots of people claim to be conservatives.
>>
>>71412547
>I've never publicly spoken the post
God damn you're autistic leaf
>>
>>71412584
Nope. Cruz's number one goal is to serve the American people and to destroy the Washington Cartel.

Go back to /r/The_Donald, shill.
>>
>>71412547
>holds tons of rallies everyday
>shouting at the top of his voice at huge crowds everyday
>makes a slight gaffe once in a 2 hour rally

HURR DRUMPF IS STUMPED

Fuck off, even the most seasoned politicians do this sort of thing. I don't need to remind you of Obama's 57 state gaffe.

I don't even know why I typed all this, given you're a
>FUCKING LEAF
>>
>>71412617
I was closest to the maspeth ballots which is all Indians and Asians. Rego park has all Russians and Jews
>>
>>71412547
NY is his home state faggot. He knows the city better than anyone and was clearly referencing the Fire Station in my pic
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>>71412529
Aussie with the Bantz

I'm now a #C-CruzMuzzle
>>
>>71412447

Nobody really thinks about Australia here. I think you guys come up once in awhile when there is an actor in a movie but usually they're mistaken for a brit or a kiwi.
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>Sweden says 9/11 was an accident
>Saudi Arabia cucked America
>Pope BTFO Trump and GOP
>Australian Labor Party volunteers campaign for Bernie for experience

America is a fucking meme country.
No one respects you fat burger eating pieces of shit.
>>
>>71412477
Reagan? You mean that liberal who supported abortion, health care mandates, gun control, and amnesty? The one who doubled government spending and debt? That Reagan?
>>
>>71412620
Liar. Mark Levin was an advisor to Reagan and is firmly in the #CruzCrew.
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King bringing the Bantz on MSNBC

>I'll take cyanide if he wins the republican nomination
>>
>>71412552
>work 5-8 AM

What do you fucking do crab fishing? High schoolers shouldn't be shitposting this early either, but I wouldn't be surprised if all these threads have are high schoolers, lel.
>>
Will Glenn Beck cry today?
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>>71412704
When Trump is elected, you'll learn to respect us
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Cruz shills, it is over. By the 26th of April, no-one will be talking about Rafael Cruz with any seriousness.

Now get in line and help us Make America Great Again
>>
>>71412464
>Its only about 9am there so we don't know yet

When did we gain 1-2 hours on the east coast? It's not even 8am.
>>
>>71412710
Don't forget no-fault Divorce
>>
>>71411226
Does Tyson not know about ducks?
Or chickens?
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>liberal media right now
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>>71412718
Levin already admitted he was a fake and a fraud. He's backing Hillary Clinton.
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>>71412751

FRESH BREAD

>>71412751

FRESH BREAD
>>71412751

FRESH BREAD
>>71412751

FRESH BREAD
>>71412751

FRESH BREAD
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>>71412547
Say this really fast:

>she sits upon the sheets
>it's the sheets she sits upon

And keep repeating it.
Don't slip.
>>
trump btfo, burnie4lyfe guyz
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>>71412605
>maine to alaska
everytiem
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>>71412718
Mark Levin was cucked by Jeff Sessions on the order of President Reagan.
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>>71410772
Nigger I have a job I'll be there to match your vote with a Trump one and my Dad will put one more in the Trump box. Stay mad pleb
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>>71412754
oops I accidentally hit 9 instead of 8
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>>71411230
Betting odds are like oil prices.
Based on 99% emotion, 1% actual facts.
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>>71412704
Kek, so? We don't want you respect, roo-fucker. Go play the shitpost clown in another thread.
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>>71412757
Good point.
>>
Threadly reminder that the fact Trump hired those two establishment hacks to run his campaign means he knows a contested convention is on.

Cruz and Preibus are literally going to cuck Trump.

Cruz/King 2016
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>>71412583
>stand in front of a huge crowd the day before the primary
>mix up 9/11 with the name of a fucking convenience store
>i-its nothing g-guys

Holy shit this is pathetic
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>>71412802
>my emotions are important
fuck women.
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>>71412763
Tyson doesn't know a lot of things

I'm pretty sure he's just a slightly above-average educated black man who pretends to be smart for show and mostly gets told what to tweet, but not always, as seen here
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>>71412672
Obongo's "corpse man", "wee weed up"
and calling Michelle "Michael" were
some of my favorites.
>>
Seriously how can Ted Cruz be such a bald faced liar literally all the time? Trump's nickname for him is spot on. Lyin' fucking Ted.
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>>71412802
Hory sheet. Trump is a world killing event.
>brb getting popcorn for happening
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>>71412834
>tripfag on trump general
>wahh i'll match U, but first pep pep has to drive me

Holy shit, no wonder these generals are waning while the Bernie generals are picking up. Trump is being supported by literal high schoolers on /pol/. Predictable.
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>>71410895
if dubbbles this scenario will happen
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>>71413027
>toothpaste doesn't know how to get
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>>71412670
Show me proof.

The proof of my assertion is self evident, yours is nothing more than conjecture or just outright lies.

Kill yourself
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>>71413066
thanks for showing me how to
check em
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>>71412938
>Hory sheet. Trump is a world killing event.

If only it was that easy to rid the world of that cancer. Hell if half would make good and move to Canada but hopefully Mexico.
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>>71412547
And Obama never said that he visited 58 states.
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>>71413110
Check these, nigger cheese
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>>71413137
>And Obama never said that he visited 58 states.

That's right he said his son Trayvon visited 58 states.
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>>71412802
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>>71411984
based poseidon is on a roll this week
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>>71412424
holy fuck, that is the hardest i've laughed in weeks
>>
>people are gonna say you're pandering to black people
>okay...is it working?
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>>71413469
>>okay...is it working?
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