What would you do with one of these?
>>71409382
Sell it
>>71409382
Draw dicks on it
>>71409434
>Greece
>Sell it
Hmmm...
>>71409382
Write Donald Trump's name in it.
NSA stop your governmental psy-ops campaigns
or hire me, either one. you're shit at it
>>71409382
go through the swedish phone book
>>71409382
Give it to Trump for 1 million dollrars.
Try to rid India of corruption...
>>71409530
Make sure to write Donald Drumpf or it wouldn't work.
>>71409382
Write down the name of every single jew.
Just heart attacks.
Make it seem like god is killing them off on purpose.
>>71409530
Too bad it wouldnt work
The god emperor's power transcends all others
>>71409603
>Jews
>Not Muslims
Kill yourself while your at it muhammad
We have one, Its called "America"
>>71409382
>gypsies
>jews
>muslims
>anything else that's brown
In that order
>>71409619
>he fell for the meme
Kill the jews
multiculturalism fails
muslims fuck off
then we can just nuke them or ignore them.
The multi kulti plague and refugee crisis is the work of jews.
>>71409554
Everyone knows if you want to join the NSA you just need to say so on a long distance telephone call. One of their agents will contact you afterwards.
>>71409560
nuh-uh you have to know everyone's face to kill them
Start a service where people pay me to just write names in there and a cause of death that they choose for an extra payment, easy money
>>71409382
Nah, that won't be necessary for what I'm doing.
>>71409382
i would use it wisely.
you could change the world with it to any direction you want. manipulating governments, destroy companies etc. just by eliminating the most important people.
just imagine what would happen globally when the 1% billionaires would disappear tomorrow. you could spread chaos wherever you want.
>>71409382
Al Sharpton, and Jesse Jackson holding up a liquor store killing everyone and getting killed by cops
>>71409583
>>71409613
I was just kidding
I wonder how many I could kill if I wrote everything varian of Muhammad in there?
>>71409676
well fuck
>>71409676
Well, at least I could take care of reality tv.
>>71409382
Nothing. Maybe wipe my ass with it.
>>71409793
What have you go against India?
>>71409740
beautiful
>>71409382
George soros
>>71409382
Write OP
>>71409382
Well let's say /pol/ the guy has Death Note. It would be a bloodbath for sure. Every person on the news /pol/ doesn't like, dead. The government would have to surveil or arrest every single /pol/ user.
im osama
go kill obama
>pick a random movie
>make every actor/actress from that movie die from stepping into traffic
>watch the whole world go hysterical trying to find answers, come up with occult theories about the movie, fear the movie, worship the movie, etc.
It's like people in this thread have no idea how the book works.
You'd have to write ever jew and muslim name to kill them all and not only that you have to keep the face in your thoughts when writing.
/pol/ is pretty uncreative, ideally you'd use the deathnote and cause of death and details to cause a war between muslim nations or some shit more politically complicated in order to make your aim happen instead of writing in a book forever
Oh shit, how could I forget.
Rupert Murdoch.
"JAPAN"
Thats it.
>>71409382
Write hillary clinton, beheaded by flying MAGA sign.
>>71409382
But if you use the book you can't go to heaven.
No thanks I'm going to go chill with Jesus
>>71409382
m00t.
>>71409382
Turn it over to the proper authorities. And by proper authorities, I mean the KKK.
>>71409900
Michelle Fields, run over by a news van.
>>71409603
Get them to carve the cross on their wrist first.
>>71409382
Kill OP
Id use it better, kill people around the world at the start,all same death, but with enough time inbetween to make people think that someone is travelling abroad and killing the shorten the timespan till they think there is multiple people doing the killings then go and set 1000 people to die at the same time the same way then stop for about 4 years. Always do this on leap day.
>>71409382
>write mohammad
>half of the muslim population dead
>>71409619
Fuck I'm tired of you shilling, kike filth. Once the Jews are gone the Muslims are a non threat. You are either a really retarded good goy or a kike.
>write Soros
>dies from space debri going through his chest
>write Clinton
>dies from brain aneurism
>write Trump
>dies from old age at the age of 500
>>71410227
It wouldn't work if you don't know the person personally and if you don't write their full name.
>>71409913
but anon
the muds all look the same so i just have to imagine one face and the name muhammad
>>71410099
>But if you use the book you can't go to heaven.
If you aren't a mormon you can't go to heaven silly burger.
eat potato chips
>>71409530
>details of Death: Trump is elected as 45th President of the United States then...
>>71410203
>george soros
>carves a cross into his right palm and then dies of an epileptic seizure while begging forgiveness from god
How specific can you be, again?
>>71409817
>>71410348
>... then dies peacefully at the age of 150, surrounded by his family and friends, while passing control of the American Empire onto his son, Barron
>>71410227
>half of the muslim population dead
>muslim
Abnormal spelling of the word British.
>>71410350
>How specific can you be, again?
Very, as long as its within their ability at the time of death.
>>71409382
write random arabic names
>>71410350
Literally as specific as you like, just don't make it impossible. He could star in a porno if you wanted him to.
I would probably kill the worlds 1% in as a specific and ritualistic manner, wouls be a sight to see when they realize they are no longer untouchable.
George Soros
the full Redd Foxx prayer treatment
https://youtu.be/4VMY-h-NdJg
Write Obongo- half of Africa dead
>>71409382
Write down the name of every major left wing party member in the western world.
And Turnbull.
>>71409912
kek
>>71410671
Who or what do you think would emerge from the right-wing infighting that would occur?
>>71409382
"details of death: Bernie Sanders wins in a land-slide the NY primaries and on his speach he mentions how islam is a religion of peace, at the exact same time 3 sandnigs reach the pontium screaming "allahu ackbar" and detonate themselves pulverizing Bernie Sanders
>>71410348
>>71410386
>>71410720
The end of democracy.
I'd just start with patreon camwhores top and down every known public figure in internet and press, indiscriminately.
>>71411293
>falling for the "democrats stand for democracy" meme
They are currently doing there best to subvert systems of democracy. The republicans value the constitution far more.
>>71409747
The rules of anime were that you need to be thinking of this person and his/her face while writing his/her name to avoid killing people with the same name.
>>71411129
The person can only do what is in his power.
So if someone is in the US you can't write that after 10 minutes he jumps from the Eiffel tower, if he fail to do what was written he will just die from heart attack.
>>71409382
I would kill all the elite families within an hour plus all the petty politicians.
>>71411447
Half of them are inbred I am sure it would work
George Soros
The Rothschilds
The Rockefellers
The jews
>>71409382
I would open up a few wikipedia pages, and then go down the lists killing every prominent Atheist on the planet by spontaneous sepsis of the mouth and throat.
Then I'd go down the list and have every Muslim leader order mass exterminations of their own people before committing suicide.
Then I'd have ten or fifteen senior members of the Israeli government order nuclear strikes on various countries in the Middle East, but then kill themselves by accident when one missile mistargets and strikes the capital.
Then I'd mass-tag every leftist in hollywood with "murders own family, then kills self."
Then I'd get to work on the Feminists, who would, without exception, die after being brutally raped by Muslims.
George Soros will die after 72 hours of excruciating torture at the hands of Muslims, all filmed and released on the internet.
Then I would get to work on the US government. Obama will stab himself in the throat with a pen after publicly admitting his various treasons. Hillary Clinton will be hanged for treason. Bernie Sanders will bricked up into a wall by blacks, to die of thirst several days later. Several thousand others will perish at the hands of armed citizens.
Then I'll open Facebook and start killing people for personal reasons.
Finally I'd write Donald Trump, and set the date for March April 21st, 2066, Dies Peacefully in Sleep in the 50th year of his reign as Emperor. Is remembered as "The Great."
>>71409382
i would unbind it, and give the pages gratis to jewish lawers to print their contracts onto them, then enjoy the show when they sign their shit
>>71409382
Just write "Cohen" in it, that'd solve most of our problems.
>>71411974
>killing prominent atheists like Sam Harris, who are anti-SJW, anti-Islam, anti-low info
>not recognizing that run-of-the-mill liberal atheists are the issue
>not recognizing that the redpilled atheists (about 1/4th) are the future
Pretty edgy, kid.
>>71411974
Beautiful
>>71409382
if you use it you cant go to heaven or hell
>>71412483
Fuck Sam Harris.
Redd Foxx Prayer treatment for him too.
https://youtu.be/4VMY-h-NdJg
>>71409382
Write Mohammed
>>71410172
Kek
>ctrl-F "Merkel"
>0 results
Wtf /pol/? I can't be the only one who wants her gone.
>>71409676
>>71409382
write down all isis members and sjws
>people not understanding how it works
Here are the rules on how to use the Death Note.
>>71410227
>>71412759
Rules of the Death Note: Part 1
1. The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
2. This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.
3. If the cause of death is written within the next 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen.
4. If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.
5. After writing the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.
>>71412483
There is no such thing as a redpilled atheist. Atheism is a form of cultural suicide, not a legitimate ideological stance.
FUCKING WEEABOOS WE DONT FUCKING CARE ABOOT UR FICTIONAL EDGELORD ANIMAY REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71409382
I will just write the name of the most important marxists elites and marxists jews. Then I will write the name of the most important leftist traitors politicians. I will use the death note to get information about militants and voters of marxists parties and I will kill them. I will use the death note to get information about the pupils of the Jews and kill them (because I will need to see their face).
>>71414511
tangna ka, nanood ka din ng voltes v at dragonballz nung bata ka pa
>>71409382
obama merkel soros to start
>>71409382
just write down mohhamad and imagine a generic middle eastern face , that should kill about half a billion people right there
>>71409382
Bernie gets snackbar'd. Cruz chokes on a piece of cheese. Hillary just kind of disappears.
>>71414643
Nanonood lng ako ng TV pag Ang Dating Doon na
>>71410147
Who?
>>71409382
I'll go door to door of rich (or at least middle-high class) people's houses, ask for their names and write down spontaneous combustion everytime. Everything I'd do before and after their deaths I'll keep it private.
Obviously, I'd check for CCTVs and avoid those houses.
>>71409382
I would prefer to go to heaven
>>71409382
Write my name so if it gets lost teacher can return it to me : ^)
>>71415216
but will you kill everyone who shits in the street?
>>71409382
Bernie Sanders. Slowly goes senile, proposes outright communism and dies of old age.
Well, you know, I'd write on it the name of most leftard billionaires that are subsidizing all the shit that's happening to the West.
George Soros, every Rotschild, most owners of porn companies which they always hapen to be jews. Probably all the visible leaders of the DAESH. You know, evil people.
>>71410263
Can't plan a death for further than a month or so in the future.
>>71415216
Won't kill the holder of they write their own name.
Donald Trump dies in a massive explosion at a trump rally
>>71411667
>>71411805
>>71411974
Underrated
>>71409382
lol all youd have to do is write muhammad and half the muslims in the world would die
>>71414276
Also, everyone should take a look a this
>>71409382
>take eye deal
>go to trump rally
>take pictures of crowd
>go home
>pick them off at random
>after im finished write in the name that started this mess
>christopher poole
:^)
>>71416570
Sewer rats burrows into Ted Cruz' belly, eats his organs and comes out of his mouth. Praise kek
ted cruz commits a double murder suicide on his wife and daughter after raping them to death and causing a severe anal prolapse on himself with the bible he falsely swears on.
>Netanyahu
Murdered by a high-placed Saudi royal at a meeting about palestine. Saudi royal is shot.
>Iranian ayatollah
Same as above with either an israeli or saudi leader.
>Hillary
Tried for treason and executed
>Kim Jong Un
Suicide by nuke in Pyongyang
>Merkel
Death after being raped for days by rapefugees
Would first end within the blink of an eye all Kennedys, Rockefellers and Rothschilds.
Then i would volunteer to help out with refugee work in Greece and not all new arrivals in my book.
>>71409382
>start writing Muslim leaders/terrorists names in it
>do the same with Jews and Christians
>before each death make a proclamation on Twitter or whatever
>after a few thousand prominent deaths, proclaim myself the son of Odin or prophet of Odin
>suddenly millions flock to my resurrected paganism, Asetru
>write the second version of the Codex Regius
>resurrect paganism
The only option.
>>71409382
I would rip the pages out that shit and roll that mothafucka into blunts and I would get so fuxking high I would be seeing dead people and shit
>>71416831
The irony of those deaths, I love it.
>>71417069
You would get arrested by your government very quickly if you predicted that many leaders' deaths on social media. They would want to know what the fuck is going on.
>>71409382
Do you even need to ask? Hillary Clinton
>>71417135
>Pope Francis
Declares crusade for the Levant. Dies serving on the front lines.
Could probably think of more but it's a nice start.
>>71409382
Start writing the names of people like Merkel and so on. It's completely untraceable. Every time I read a story about refugees, I'll kill everyone involved in ironic ways.
The Death Note allows you to control HOW people die, not just when. So if you want the Pope to give a speech about a New Crusade, then dramatically leap to his death, you can do that. If you want Hillary Clinton to break down and cry about "I've lied to everyone. Everyone. I'm so sorry." before blowing her brains out on live TV, you can do that too.
But really, I'll just kill the leftists and those that side with them. I'll also pick off the leaders of rogue states like North Korea and so on.
Find someone that works in a nuclear weapons facility. Write that he/she launches nuke aimed at Israel and then yells aluminum snack bear before shoving a pen into their frontal lobe and their heart exploding.
Repeat as many times as possible and until caught.
Use Kim Jong fatboi to launch whatever armaments he has toward Middle East.
Make Trudeau violently attack closest Trans genderqueer attack helicopter person and beat them until their skull shatters then use the pieces to cut his own throat
>>71416831
not a single one of those would work they'd just all die from heart attacks
>>71417308
Write down names of all the relevant actors in the deaths. These situations are all in the power of the condemned, and would go through.
>not a computer program version yet
into the trash
>>71417069
Don't do that stupid, you have to use an anonymous medium or 3DPDL will catch you and make you suck his autistic faggot toes
Post that death proclamation shit on 4chan instead, you'll be safe
>>71409382
write my own name in it
>>71409913
>to cause a war
It's like YOU have no idea how the books work
>>71417179
>>71417502
>Tor + VPN + bare bones laptop on a cheap satellite connection
Untraceable. Even the NSA admitted to it.
The only problem is, how do you hide the notebook? Maybe you give it to someone who you trust implicitly, and communicate to them via HF radio, halfway across the world. Even if you are caught, they can't prove anything. It's not against the law to tell a friend to write names down in a book, even if those names happen to be the same ones as real people who die.
Write three lines.
*berg
*burg
*stein
>>71409382
Write every Jewish elite cunts name who runs the world in it. I may die young young but I'm doing it for the betterment of mankind.
>>71417308
The nuke won't work unless it rolls onto him and doesn't explode
>>71411974
Forgetting the rules of the Death Note again. You can't have details of death that would result in the guy killing anyone besides himself. So you can't have the president of China order a nuclear strike and then kill himself, he can only kill himself, no one else.
> fly to israel
> hold up a sign
> "sign for free shekel"
easy job
>>71416739
>go to trump rally
Way to get caught
>>71417582
In the real world unlike shonen jump comics for kids, if you fuck around with the big dogs they will kill you outright if they have the slightest suspicion, regardless of whether or not they have any evidence
>>71417582
Just leave it in your fucking room? Remove the cover, remove the rules, and keep plenty of pages hidden your house
>>71409619
if not jews and Israel americja wouldnt fuck shit up in middle east and mudslimes would only shoot to each other.
>>71417810
It has infinite pages right? But if you tear apart the book completely does that still work?
>>71417987
I don't think you can tear it down, and yes it has infinite pages.
>>71417801
Yeh, but they wouldn't find you in the first place anyway. Hiding on the internet is easy.
>>71417704
Top kek
>>71409382
SANTA CLAUSE
HE A BICH
I
1.The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
2.This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.
3.If the cause of death is written within the next 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen.
4.If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.
5.After writing the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.
II
1.The note shall become the property of the human world, once it touches the ground of (arrives in) the human world.
2.The owner of the note can recognize the image and voice of the original owner, i.e. a god of death.
3.The human who uses the notebook can neither go to Heaven nor Hell.
III
1.If the time of death is written within 40 seconds after writing the cause of death as a heart attack, the time of death can be manipulated, and the time can go into effect within 40 seconds after writing the name.
2.The human who touches the Death Note can recognize the image and voice of its original owner, a god of death, even if the human is not the owner of the note.
IV
1.The person in possession of the Death Note is possessed by a god of death, its original owner, until they die.
2.If a human uses the note, a god of death usually appears in front of him/her within 39 days after he/she uses the note.
3.Gods of death, the original owners of the Death Note, do not do, in principle, anything which will help or prevent the deaths in the note.
4.A god of death has no obligation to completely explain how to use the note or rules which will apply to the human who owns it unless asked.
V
1.A god of death can extend their own life by putting a name on their own note, but humans cannot.
2.A person can shorten his/her own life by using the note.
3.The human who becomes the owner of the Death Note can, in exchange of half his/her remaining life, get the eyeballs of the god of death which will enable him/her to see a human's name and remaining life span when looking through them.
4.A god of death cannot be killed even if stabbed in his heart with a knife or shot in the head with a gun. However, there are ways to kill a god of death, which are not generally known to the god of death.
VI
1.The conditions for death will not be realized unless it is physically possible for that human or it is reasonably assumed to be carried out by that human.
2.The specific scope of the condition for death is not known to the gods of death, either. So, you must examine and find out.
VII
1.One page taken from the Death Note, or even a fragment of the page, contains the full effects of the note.
2.The instrument to write with can be anything, e.g. cosmetics, blood, etc. as long as it can write directly onto the note and remains as legible letters.
3.Even the original owners of Death Note, gods of death, do not know much about the note.
VIII
1.You may also write the cause and/or details of death prior to filling in the name of the individual. Be sure to insert the name in front of the written cause of death. You have about 19 days according to the human calendar in order to fill in a name.
2.Even if you do not actually possess the Death Note, the effect will be the same if you can recognize the person and his/her name to place in the blank.
IX
1.The Death Note will not affect those under 780 days old.
2.The Death Note will be rendered useless if the victim's name is misspelled four times.
>>71417704
you get additional points for the style
X
1.Suicide is a valid cause of death. Basically, all humans are thought to possess the possibility to commit suicide. It is, therefore, not something unbelievable to think of.
2.Whether the cause of the individual's death is either a suicide or accident, if the death leads to the death of more than the intended, the person will simply die of a heart attack. This is to ensure that other lives are not influenced.
XI
1.Even after the individual's name, the time of death, and death condition on the Death Note were filled out, the time and condition of death can be altered as many times as you want, as long as it is changed within 6 minutes and 40 seconds from the time it was filled in. But, of course, this is only possible before the victim dies.
2.Whenever you want to change anything written on the Death Note within 6 minutes and 40 seconds after you wrote, you must first rule out the characters you want to erase with two straight lines.
3.As you see above, the time and conditions of death can be changed, but once the victim's name has been written, the individual's death can never be avoided.
XII
1.If you lose the Death Note or have it stolen, you will lose its ownership unless you retrieve it within 490 days.
2.If you have traded the eye power of a god of death, you will lose the eye power as well as the memory of the Death Note, once you lose its ownership. At the same time, the remaining half of your life will not be restored.
XIII
1.You may lend the Death Note to another person while maintaining its ownership. Subletting it to yet another person is possible, too.
2.The borrower of the Death Note will not be followed by a god of death. The god of Death always remains with the owner of the Death Note. Also, the borrower cannot trade the eyesight of the god of death
XIV
1.When the owner of the Death Note dies while the Note is being lent, its ownership will be transferred to the person who is holding it at that time.
2.If the Death Note is stolen and the owner is killed by the thief, its ownership will automatically be transferred to the thief.
tfw you then realise there are 66 parts
>>71409382
Write OPs name on first page and afterwards charge 200.000 pesos per entry
>>71418950
>2.Whether the cause of the individual's death is either a suicide or accident, if the death leads to the death of more than the intended, the person will simply die of a heart attack. This is to ensure that other lives are not influenced.
what if you have a dead mans' switch rigged like that Aleut guy in Snow Crash? Killing you by any means, even cardiac arrest, would then kill others...
>>71417704
Hans bringing in the bantz
>>71419309
pretty sure that just means that you can't decide what people are gonna do if it'll kill people around em
Nothing. Murder is wrong. I would hide the notebook somewhere safe and just hang around with my new Shinigami buddy.
>>71419613
>hello god of death, what would you like to do today?
you are this retarded
>>71419613
>If the user of the Death Note fails to consecutively write names within 13 days of each other, then the user will die.
>>71419821
>Kill Israeli politicians 7-10 days apart in tragic money handling accidents
>>71419821
that was a fake
>>71409382
Half the world would be gone by the time I was done.
>>71419613
Then the shinigami would kill you because he'd be bored and want his second death note back.
A death note can only be dropped if its shinigami has more than one.
>>71419744
Most of the Shinigami in the anime were content to sit around in the Shinigami realm gambling all day, only killing people when they needed to extend their own lifespans. Ryuk was the dork who actually took the job seriously.
>>71409382
Merkel wouldn't last too long
>>71420133
Sounds like fun
>Rolling around casinos with a invisible deathbro
>Kill people that win too much, get banned from every casino in the world
>Start own casino, kill those that win big
>>71420133
Ryuk didn't take his job seriously, he was just looking for entertainment.
He tried again but never gotten anyone as interesting as Light. Which must be strange, since Light is rather childish and easily manipulatable.
>>71417664
uh... yes he can you dumbass. The death note doesn't give a flying fuck about whether nukes kill people or not, as long as it explicitly doesn't say it kills other people, then it's fine.
>>71409382
I would have made Sweden great again.
>>71409382
I'd kill OP
>>71409382
Write Muhammad and watch all the Brits die.
>>71409382
Write Carlos, Muhammed, Pero and Pietr and see Europe and America great again
>>71413884
>Wanting fat Siggi in power or god forbid Tauber
>>71420311
>not even reading the rules
>>71409619
Relax, you can always write both
>>71409382
>try to write Soros
>he notices and writes your name in his note first
>>71420763
There are always more pages, Anon.
>>71409457
Quality post righ here
>>71409382
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/list/top-100-richest-people-in-the-world/
On day one, I would kill the poorest of the least.
On day, I would kill the next two.
And one day three, I would kill the next 3.
Continue until all are dead.
They will only die by heart attack. It would be fun watching the media go apeshit.
>>71409382
YG
Nipsey
John Oliver
Chanty Binx
Anita Sarkeesian
George Soros and all his family members
Dana Waserman Shultz (head of DNC)
Barbara Lerner Spectre
All known black lives matter members
All members of the nation of Islam
All black supremacists
All black prisoners
All blacks (just kidding lol I love blacks)
Anjem Chadhoury
Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi by suicide in front of his followers
Fag enablers
Known trannies such as that teenage tranny and that 6 year old "girl"
Head of FEMEN
Head of LGBT organizations
>>71409382
Influence politics, remove the Jews, etc.
>>71414172
>not be able to go to heaven or hell
that means you could sin out the ass and still just arrive in purgatory
Also, Heaven sounds boring. Literally sounds like a liberals paradise
>>71409382
Kill myself
>>71413960
That would create a paper trail.
Do you know Gods Of Death love apples?
>>71409382
Live simply. Work, read, sleep. Go through life like I do now, except every time some fucking asshole decides to go and take his frustrations out on society, every time some nigger gets a slap on the wrist or a candlelight vigil, every time some Mudslime makes the news for fucking little girls, every time some political hack sells the country up the river to fill their own pockets, I'd click my motherfucking Bic.
>>71410386
mfw he dies 45 seconds into a speech he was giving at the time.
>>71411701
quality post
>>71415006
>Kill people for being successful.
You commies and your shameless penis envy.
Write SJW's
Start killing bankers and people that buy debt. Watch the world realise how much debt was just randomly absolved.
Get a job in the coming economic surge.
>>71409382
"Niggers"
