>a leftist harpy calls you a beta male
How are you supposed respond /pol/? How would YOU respond?
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It said something about Jabba the Hut before, didn't it?
>>71399908
>giggle
>proudly exclaim to be an apache attack helicopter
>make swoo sounds
>>71399908
Projectile vomit in her(?) face.
I AM A FUCKING BETA MALE
I AM BETA
*NODS HEAD*
>>71399908
I dunno, laugh it off probably.
>>71399908
"Sweetie, a Beta Male wouldn't tell you to go get him a sandwich. Now go get me a sandwich."
At least I'm not an SJW
>>71399908
Congrats OP. I literally fucking gagged. And I'm having a dry spell. I'd take celibacy, nay, Jabba himself over this creature.
"But weren't you guys supposed to be against traditional gender roles", or something like that.
>>71399908
I'm glad you recognize i'm betta than you bb
>>71399908
At least I'm human unlike you land whale.
>>71400211
Made me cringe
Heyyyy, maybe you're right. I'm a beta male. And you're a sperm whale! Now why font you go find the nearest dumpster to have an abortion in and chug some more baby batter to justify your shit college degree while I stand here with an actual career using in demand skills.
Was that beta male enough for you, or do I need to speak in sonar?
>>71399908
>piss myself laughing because i've got a wife and kid
>suggest she exploit her fellow dumblrwhales and get rich by selling spray bottles of citronella oil as a miracle cure for the cat piss smell that never leaves them
use headbutt
>>71399908
my usual response in these situations: shoot them
Why are you arguing politics with cute women instead of flirting with them?
>>71400151
Kek
>>71399908
Laugh in their face. Unless they're right, their insult is toothless.
>>71400276
That's actually kinda clever
>You beta male!
"Pardon me, but are you trying to force your gender roles on me? you cis white shitlord!"
She actually gets me kinda hard tbqh
>>71399908
Slap that bitch and ask her how it feels to be slapped by a beta.
>>71399908
>dress like Leia
>still look like Jabba
>>71399908
Flood her senses with a cacophony of farts and slowly let a smile creep over my face as it eventually turns into a flood of poo that drenches my backside and soon the floor I'm standing on.
>>71399908
I'd kick you in the Vagina, but id probably loose my shoe.
>>71400211
underage detected.
>>71399908
Teleport behind her
>>71399908
>"Oh so wait, wasn't toxic masculinity ie Alpha Males the problem? Now being a beta male is also unacceptable, so would you say your real problem is males?"
>>71399908
>STOP STEALING OUR FUCKING MEMES THATS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71399908
"Get back to me when your baseless opinion becomes relevant."
>>71400320
Underrated, even if you are a tripfag turkroach.
>>71399908
>tfw no belly gf
>>71400079
not a bad face imo
>>71399908
>talking to a leftist harpy in the first place
The only way to win is not to play.
>>71399908
>You aren't even a male at all.
>>71400083
SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI
>>71399908
Say "ok" and walk away. Who cares what they think?
>>71401545
Pls. She's doing a bitchface even while taking selfies
>What did you...wait a minute. Hahaha, you're white!
Then stroll my bean self away while sipping my bean water.
>>71401503
Thank you canuck, give your wife's son a butt grope from me
>>71399908
>he still cares about what people think about him
Who gives a fuck?
>>71401625
just accept she isnt ugly.
now, i wouldn't deny she could pass as jabba's daughter
Every time
Rape her
>>71399908
Punch them in the mouth.
>>71399908
That chick tho
HIGH TEST BOI
>>71401742
>>71398292
you'd get along
>>71399908
>How are you supposed respond /pol/? How would YOU respond?
I start reciting Blood and Thunder in my most metal voice.
Tell her she's fat and ugly and I don't care what whales think of me
>>71399908
ask her about whale rights
>>71399908
>"You stood there mouth-breathing for four minutes and that's the only 'argument' you could muster? You've got a beta intellect."
>>71399908
I'd tell her to fuck off and grow out of whatever stupid phase she's going through.
I would just attack her the feels. It's easy as hell to make a woman butthurt, just respond something like,
"Well at least I'm not a fat trashy bitch"
"Wow you look fucking bulemic, shut up skank"
"Says the trailer trash looking slut"
"Where'd you get that purse, K-Mart?"
It's too fucking easy. Fortunately I associate with nice girls, almost every chick I know is dead fucking cool.
>>71401738
Why didn't he tell her that she is one too? She obviously was high test in the worst kind of way.
>>71399908
she would be stunning if she lost weight
>>71401951
>Fortunately I associate with nice girls, almost every chick I know is dead fucking cool.
>dead fucking cool
I had a feeling we have a corpse fucker in our midst.
>>71399908
wtf is wrong with you
they allow any crap on these boards and we must bear withit, but please do try not to post such horrendous images. i am impotent now
>>71402113
femanon here
i agree
now give me attention
comment on my purse or something.
>>71402120
>i am impotent now
hi anon
>>71402040
Beats me.
I go to PSU btw, I was actually at the Students for Trump rally that got shut down. They were not at that, but I do know my friends were in the other video.
>>71400254
Virgin >>71402115
Kek
>>71402115
I like em dead on the outside, because I'm dead on the inside.
>>71402361
i believe the correct term is "wizard"
normie newfag
Shit on my hand and throw it at her
>>71402460
edgy kind of feel
>>71399908
pull up my nine and bust a cap in her ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEC2avceTxY
>>71402532
>Shit on my hand and throw it at her
>Shit on my hand
wtf? i thought only germans like scat
>>71399908
>Bet-a-male wouldn't hit that with a laser pointer.
>>71402571
is whale halal?
>>71399908
knock her teeth out.
>>71401873
#whalerightsmatter
>>71402704
#BBW
#BigBeautifulWhale
>>71402583
Who says she is german?
>>71399908
I look at her in disgusted confusion and keep walking
>>71402786
shit= scat = germans
learn your memes newfag
>>71402813
*curses in mongolian*
>>71399908
"Shouldn't you be protesting something?"
>>71399908
>fridging nailed it
>>71399908
>What's a beta male?
Feign ignorance
>>71402835
>newfag
>>71399908
rape.
>>71400276
The best answer in this thread so far !
beta is a social construct :^)))
>>71399908
>YOU'RE A FUCKING LAND WHALE!
I'm the only real man you met and it makes you mad so you have to resort to childish name calling to try and convince me that I need to be like the rest of the faggots you associate with.
>>71399908
when you wanna look like leia ,but you look like yabba
>>71399908
"W-what's the problem? I-isn't that a good thing?
>>71402571
Fuck I hate niggers and their degen musicals.
>>71403300
Tbh I would date her and fuck her a lot every single day of the week if she was at least cool.
Sorry I don't like fit Euro girls senpai, but she's just my type, would love to sink my hands into her soft belly.
>>71403333
They are all really terrible
i don't think i'd ever be in such a position. i'd probably tell her to get the fuck away from me and call her a stupid cunt
>>71403046
please practice playing love live
>>71400498
>>71403307
>I've never understood society's aggrandising of the "Alpha" male
How much you want to be she's in the 0.5% of the female population that is dominant?
>>71399908
>when you wanna look like leia
>but you accidently Jabba all over it
>>71399908
punch her in the fucking face and wail on her ass
>Um, are you labeling me? Wow...
>>71400211
lmao good one
>>71403774
or tell her you're vegan
>>71399908
Getting triggered by the word beta literally plays you into their hands and reveals your own insecurities.
>>71399908
Ask her how the hell a blob learned to speak the english language.
>>71399908
That qt Cap in the mirror
Marry me
Stare at her with my most cold, emotionless face and slowly move my face closer and closer.
Sooner or later they will back up, people hate that.
>>71406323
Is autism the cure for social justice?
>>71406323
do you do that? it sounds like things that happen in movies. like accidentally fall on each other, then develop feelings
later on break up
>>71406364
Yea it is autistic as fuck
>>71406384
Done it two times back in elementary school to my bullies, just be a complete stoneface. Guess it unnerves people, because you show no feelings but still get closer so they cant read what happens next.
And now some groovy, southern sludge to lighten up the mood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-bB1CjpjfY
>>71406554
it sounds a bit gay to get too close to a man.
also not listening to Children of Bodom is wrong.
>>71406554
Forgot to add, works even better if you are taller and you are literally looking down on them.
Just like animals try to look bigger when confronting rivals.
Like you wouldn´t wanna be in a situation where a dude head taller looks down on you and you dont know what he is up to.
>>71399908
High test. I'd breed with her.
>>71399908
How do you know I identify as male? You better check your privilege, cis scum.
>Tell her I'm a firefighter/paramedic so that's not possible
>>71406837
Out.
>>71406895
this
A punch to the face for equality
>>71399988
it's makiung me angry how pretty her face is. i will never have something like this. kill me
>>71399908
"Hush my dove, a man is here and I will do the thinking for both of us."
>>71406323
>Finland
How close do you have to get before they back up? 2m? Kek.
"You know for a fat person you're not very jolly."
>>71399908
do you have to sing at the end of this event?
>>71400211
dude
weed
lmao
>>71399908
Get my boyfriend to kick his ass
"No, I'm a Capricorn... but whatever floats your boat, honey."
>>71399908
>your only worth in life is your vagina and you can't even get anyone interested in it. Stay dick desperate, opinion discarded.
