What made him do it, /pol/?

>>71392361
getting out of the barracks

Pussy

14/88

>>71392413
That's a man.

>>71392361
Love, probably

>>71392361
probably was scared he was gonna die a virgin.

Jesus Christ...not if she were a billionaire...

>>71392588
>Love, probably

Love, actually*

>>71392556
>That's a man.

boypussy girlpussy same thing. Pussy is pussy

>>71392377
Underrated post.

>>71392361
By being in the army. Those useless fucks can't get any women

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>>71392361
she just needs to shed a few pounds and get treatment for the alopecia

How can you get to the point where your forehead stores fat

I bet she's fucked bare black guys as well. How can white bois even compete

>>71392361

When I was younger I thought that this man was dumb and got "catfished". As I got older I can see now that is true love in both their eyes, they are beyond happy to share each other presence.

Maybe there motives are all low self esteem, maybe she's happy to got a guy out of her league and he's happy because he found a girl who let him stick his dick in her.

But maybe just maybe this is actually true love, someone seeing beyond the physical and enjoying the person for who they are and who they can later become.

>>71392361
The 'bride' was his fat mate. You were all trolled if you ever thought this was real.

>>71392377
first post true post

also BAH, he may have knocked shrek up, and she was probably the first girl to ever be nice to him

t. marhoon

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>>71392361
I'm suddenly remembering that distinctive fat girl smell. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

>>71394032
I never go near your mother, so no

check em

>>71394032
I had a fat friend, they smell of damp ass.

>>71392361
>Fat wife
>Twig husband

Of course they are breeding the the inbetween weight class for there children

>>71392361
BAH to get out of being picked on by everyone for being a butterbar fuck

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>>71392361

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>71392361
http://terminallance.com/2010/08/06/terminal-lance-56-myths-and-legends-ii-the-dependapotamus/

>>71394236
hes a private

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>>71394479
Terminal Lance is pretty fucking good.

>>71392361
JUST
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