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>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on the 26th
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below
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>Find your congressional district here [UPDATED]
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http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Poughkeepsie, NY 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXn9qloI0mI
>Rally Staten Island, NY 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8leYeoNvddE
>Rally Watertown, NY 4/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fghvYB2Lt7I
INTERVIEWS
>Trump Staten Island PC 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv5hrr6asJg
>Trump Family CNN, HD 4/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWCJ15bAJ9E
ENTERTAINMENT
>Ben Shapiro BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfyv49r7UVA
>Colorado REVOLTS against GOP Election Fraud!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQDgyZ96reQ
>YCSTT Vol. 23 TRAILER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M6bPNB-QcA
>Rato Talks about Hardcore Porn w/ his Kids in the Audience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML6lpDP8c20
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://rsbnmusic.bandcamp.com/album/right-side-soundtrack-vol-1
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiayoqypQwg
>>71384711
Why is staten island so based?
I thought 4chan was full of NEETs? Won't Trump nerf your NEETbux, being a republican and all?
I'LL MAKE A BRAND NEW START OF IT
NEW YORK NEW YORK
>>71387079
I work and go to school. I am not a NEET
>>71387079
Trump's campaign is about curing and rehabilitating the NEETs.
Hence, Make America Great Again.
>>71387079
The NEETs will have a reason to work now.
#FreeCromer http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/freecromer
SIGN THE PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/chairman-reince-priebus-republican-national-committee-we-will-walk-from-the-rnc
ARTICLES/NEWS
>Pro-Apprentice Stars Jump to Trump’s Defense
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3546311/Pro-Trump-Apprentice-stars-war-against-press-whores-famewhores-fellow-contestants-denounce-Donald-racist.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailus
>Trump: Let Me Ask America a Question
https://archive.is/qPDz8
>Sanders Tax Plan will Eliminate 6 Million Jobs
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/analysis-sanders-13.6-trillion-tax-hike-would-cost-6-million-jobs/article/2581671
>AWKWARD: Cruz Didn’t Really Get a Warm Welcome at NY Gala
http://www.mediaite.com/online/ted-cruz-didnt-exactly-get-the-warmest-reception-at-ny-gop-gala/
>NY Post Endorses Trump
http://nypost.com/2016/04/14/the-post-endorses-donald-trump/
>Trump Can Win w/ 1,100 Delegates
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/rnc-member-donald-trump-can-win-with-1100-delegates/article/2588378
EMPEROR’S DESK
>Mexican & Black Trump Supporters Speaks Out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4ED_CsJV0Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re1uxe1eaFE
>The Irrational Hatred of Donald Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr2SLCnJWBw
>Sargon of Akkad: The Assassination of Donald Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIfSwt489e4
>Gavin McInnes: 5 Reasons to Vote Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cph0WOdVCNg
>Ramzpaul’s Take on the #CruzSexScandal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShaESg9orZc
>Sargon of Akkad: Trump’s Virtues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gKaYOlDhq4
>MORE Untruths about Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwJZGlC5lXM
>The REAL Donald Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKOQdcVoRys
>Trump YT Channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/trump/videos
#CruzSexScandal Updates:
http://cruzsexscandal.com/
I heard that the Don changed his haircut, could someone post that?
MAGA
NEW YORK GET READY TO VOTE
GET READY TO EXTERMINATE THE RAT
NEW YORK VALUES TRUMP AND TRUMP VALUES NEW YORK
WE PUT NEW YORKERS FIRST
WE PUT AMERICANS FIRST
What's this about Trump saying the name of a certain convenience store? smdh.
>>71387044
Working class white people/italians.
>>71387079
>(you) farmer harvesting a new crop
Great success.
OP WATCH
>ANTI-TRUMP SUPER PACS & GROUPS:
-Moveon.org (Most Hostile) [Bankrolled by George Soros; Founded by Zack Exley (Bernie Sanders Senior Advisor)]
-Our Principles PAC (Very Hostile) [Bankrolled by Ricketts Family, American Future Fund, Club For Growth; Founded by Katie Packer]
-Conservative Solutions PAC (Very Hostile) [Bankrolled by Paul Singer]
-Club for Growth PAC [Bankrolled by Koch Bros.; Endorsed Cruz]
-Immigrant Voters Win PAC (Hostile) [Bankrolled by George Soros, Democracy Alliance]
-Priorities USA (Hostile) [Pro-Hillary]
-Stand For Truth (Hostile) [Pro-Cruz]
-Citizen Super PAC (Hostile) [Managed by Chris Gober and Ronald Steslow (https://www.citizensuperpac.com/media-inquiry)
>"In addition to his legal experience, Chris served as a political operative for President George W. Bush's 2000 and 2004 presidential campaigns." "When he isn't working, Ronald volunteers with The Reformation Project, a Christian group working to advance LGBT inclusion in evangelical communities."
-New Day for America PAC (Semi-Hostile)
-Make America Awesome PAC (Semi-Hostile) [Operated by Liz Mair]
OPPOSITION NEWS:
>Democracy Spring Protesters Can’t Believe Movement Organized By George Soros
http://redalertpolitics.com/2016/04/15/democracy-springs-protestors-cant-believe-event-funded-george-soros-video/
>e-Bay Founder Donates $100K to #NeverTrump Super PAC
http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/04/pierre-omidyar-donation-anti-trump-pac-222034
>People are CONSTANTLY vandalizing Trump’s Hollywood Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nG6Gu4jgcc
KASICH EXPOSED:
Lies
https://youtu.be/dWxlJBnF8D8
>Pro CC, Gun Control, Amnesty
http://youtu.be/vMlRClCMUZY
Cruz Exposed: http://www.truthabouttedcruz.com/
>>71386964
Trump will win california with ease.
I cant wait until we get rallies!
THE SITE OF TRUMP'S CORONATION AS CAESAR OF AMERICA
RIGHT HERE ON WALL STREET
Fuck sorry didn't see this. Just recycle the other general when this is done. I just dont want the Malayqueer making them
>>71386964
guys, is New York winner take all or proportional?
>>71385453
where? I used to watch ol' lou dubbs back when he was on CNN, stopped because the show wasn't the same on FBN but it seems like Trump has reawakened him, haven't been able to find it streaming anywhere though
Late awoo
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the delegates
The only thing that's real
The Donald builds a wall
I'm the only True Conservative™
Try to seal the records away
But he remembers my true name
What have I become
My sweetest Ben
Every state I've won has no vote
In the end
And Trump could win it all
My rightful place from birth
Glenn I've let you down
Mark I've made you... hurt
I hold the Bible high
They call me Lyin' Ted
Full of voters fraud
My victories aren't fair
Beneath the stains of cheese
The polls all disappear
Trump is in the lead
I am still back here
What have I become
The GOPe's my only friend
The Establishment has my back
In the end
And Trump could use it all
Hillary's piles of dirt
Ted will steal your policies
Cruz will make you... lose
If I could start again
Millions of votes away
Home at last, O'Canada
Trudeau wouldn't be PM
>>71387079
Does anyone here actually receive NEETbux?
I say Trump gets a comfy 55% tomorrow
>>71387200
Wait, is that your picture? I live super close to you.
>>71387005
>>71387005
>>71387005
keep this thread bumped so we can recycle it later
>>71387252
>implying it won't be on Trump Tower
>>71387281
Early suicide
>>71387260
I think proportional, but I may be wrong
Stay Pure White Man
Don't Let our History Repeat Itself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKUmjQZTzA
>>71387281
Awoo can never be late, early or on time. Awooment is awooment
>>71387326
No it's probably yours kek
Should we worry about CDs 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, the CDs in NYC, 16, 17, 19, 23, 27?
The Don didn't visit them and I'd hate to see Rato or Kucksich edge out victories there.
>>71386964
That Paladino guy was bad ass and got me fired up
hi were is the awoo
At last we're here
It was a long and brutal level, very perilous, but we've arrived at the last cave before The Rat boss fight
Next we'll have to climb the Crooked Tower to the summit of Shill Hill and take down The Dog Witch
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VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITY
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LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!
AMERICA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN!
DONALD J TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT 2016!
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>>71387268
Sadly it's hard af to find a Fox Business stream, I have a TV
>>71387260
not sure..
http://www.bustle.com/articles/154061-is-the-new-york-primary-winner-take-all-election-2016-takes-a-bite-out-of-the
>>71387301
Johnny Cash is fucking awesome. Wearing my Walk the Line shirt right now 2bh
>>71387310
my digits confirm
>>71387341
>the post in that image
>incorrect
I don't get it, are you a massive cuck?
>>71387369
That part of the city is so fucking comfy. Sanders had a rally right there today with the skyline in the background, so I commend his taste.
Where do you live?
>>71387467
Nice job
I can't wait to see El Rato get BTFO tomorrow.
Hoping the Don pulls this off tomorrow. Can't wait to see liberal dummies on cuckbook getting BTFO.
>>71387520
I'm in the South lol
>>71387459
Look what happened to come on when I read this
What are Trumps thoughts on the National Parks?
As a Californian, I love having these places set aside, and I think they have value as places to get away. Yet the shit going down at Yosemite is highlighting how broken and corrupt the current system is.
Trump built his fortune on resorts that make money, how will he handle ones that don't?
>>71387566
>>71387566
>>71387566
Gonna be comfy, friend
>>71387566
So do we all.
Last two digits of my post is the % vote Trump gets in NY tomorrow
NEW YORK PRIMARY RESULTS:
MY PREDICTION
> DONALD J TRUMP
72%
> JOHN KASICH
17%
> TED CRUZ
11%
register at your nearest 7/11 guys
>>71387566
3RD
FUCKING
PLACE
NO DELEGATES
I bet he won't even give a speech
>>71387539
Incredible movie.
>>71387603
Kek. Imma start playing some Best of Johnny Cash right now. You have great taste. MAGA
>>71387660
>mfw that his polls number
>>71387660
holy shit anon
>>71387660
That works.
>>71387620
It's going to be fun seeing Cruz spin the fact that he has no mathematical chance at 1237 in his favor. Especially after he mocked Kasich for staying in the race.
>>71387665
>>71387566
Dubbz confirms Rato will be torn apart. I wonder what he'll shill at the end of the month when he gets swept in the NE
>>71387592
Oh, where? Only place I've been south of DC is Atlanta, and I hear that's pretty different from the rest of it.
Can you spot the Canadians in this picture?
>>71387682
Watch him spin it to a victory like he does all other fucking times.
>>71387660
wew lad I'm ok with this roll
>>71387566
He's literally gonna get 0 delegates lel
>>71387387
Queens and Manhattan areas are 100% Trump, upstate too. The Bronx could go either way, since there are like no Republicans there a tiny amount of votes could swing it any way
>>71387459
>>71387603
It was meant to be even on shuffle >>71387301
>>71387656
Man, that looks so fucking good. Wish I could have some.
>tfw you wont ever get to have true NY pizza
HAVE YOU NERDS WATCHED THE VIDEO YET?
CHECK HIS TWITTER
HE ACTUALLY USED LONG WORDS!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/722264735966748672
>>71387424
ALWAYS REGISTER REPUBLICAN
GOP DOES NOT PARTICIPATE IN MANY OPEN PRIMARIES, INCLUDING CALIFORNIA
DO NOT REMAIN NON-PARTY IF YOU WANT TO VOTE IN THIS PRIMARY
REGISTER REPUBLICAN
>>71387387
The Manhattanites know what they have to do. They are high-information voters on both sides, which is why Trump didn't bother to visit because it could only be a bad media story. Trump will win Manhattan, but it will bitterly close.
>>71387737
Glorious
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>>71387696
You go tell that long tongued Lyin' Rato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc
>>71387665
>>71387660
HE'S REACHED HIS CEILING
TRUMP WILL PLATEAU AT 75%
#STUMPED
#ZODIACMISSILE
#WOWBUTTER
I NEED MORE TRUMP MERCH
>MAGA Hat
>crippled america
>art of the deal
WHAT ELSE DO I GET? I'M HYPED
>>71387802
Come and visit! Or I'm sure there are some NY'ers making good pizza near you. You're in the Midwest?
>>71387856
Is NJ winner take all?
>>71387896
A night at trump tower
>>71387660
SHITTTTTTTTT
>>71387656
That's some nice looking CP there.
Guys, I need to pick up a Trump QT, and voting day is tomorrow. Any tips?
>>71387934
There's reward for breaching 50 but other delegates are awarded by district
>>71387770
Alabama.
Atlanta is the Boston of the South, kinda.
>>71387869
Great song
What if trumps only using us to rebuild america for our demographic replacers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy59NTrnwkw
it's a slow road but he'll come home one day, mark my words
>>71387906
Oregon. We have good pizza, but probably nothing like NY.
>>71387802
Don't worry NYC pizzas aren't earth shattering. They are expensive, floppy, and simple as fuck.
>>71387803
PROGNOSTICATION
>>71387896
There are some nice shirts for sale around the rallys. I picked up a Trump train one today.
>>71388014
Wear a Donald Trump Halloween costume with a life like mask.
>>71388044
That sign
>>71388044
>TFW no good sweet tea and honey ham
>TFW no magnolias
We have charry blossoms and Kansas City/Texas BBQ, but I'd love to visit the South for a few weeks, take in the scenery.
>>71388128
>attacking NY/NJ style pizza
Absolutely degenerate.
You are attacking the orthodox pizza. You are a heretic.
>>71388014
Hit on QT's wearing MAGA hats at the polls.
Go out for some drinks after voting.
Invite her back to your place to watch the results.
Then stick your benis in her bagina
>>71388014
Chat in line. Dont act like an autist.
>>71388128
BLASPHEMY.
>>71388197
Here comes the cry baby pizza snobs.
>>71387252
Nothing in the attic. That is some pleb tier Spartan shit,
>>71388044
Dubs proves the sign is correct. Go to church anons and Hillary wont get you.
>>71388117
Seattle has decent NY pizza, I think.
>>71388128
>expensive
m8 a slice and a soda is $1-2.50
>Ordered my MAGA hat last Thursday
>It's already set to be delivered on Wednesday
Fucking sweet.
>>71387660
i believe in you anon
i believe...
>>71388128
I'm making a NY style tomorrow night.
Go fuck yourself.
>>71388199
You're not allowed to wear campaign-related clothing within 100 ft of a polling place
>>71387387
9,10,and uh 20 something have the highest Rato support
>>71388014
Avoid eye contact, act like the biggest autist possible, women love that shit. Show her your a real man by taking her out, but don't hold the door for her like a bitch, and don't pay for her meal or drinks, demand separate checks.
After your meeting, invite her to some face time over the phone and send her /pol/ memes.
When Trump wins demand she lets you fuck her because you wouldn't have voted for Trump if such a fine piece of ass wasn't doing it as well.
>>71388199
>>71388201
Will they just be highly visible like that?
Who /newyork/ here?
Are the polls reflecting the words on the street?
Is he going to win every congressional district?
>>71388342
Rato cucks......
>>71388355
Someone listens to Insane Clown Posse
>>71388254
I'm not a snob, but NYC pizza is legit fantastic.
>>71388382
People don't talk about it in public because they are afraid of being attacked by socialists, who won't be voting in this primary.
GUYS
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS STRAIGHT FUCKING PROPAGANDA AT THIS POINT WHAT THE HELL
/pol/..... I can't take it anymore. When will the jewing end?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkZ5e94QnWk
>>71388378
You can always tell a Trump girl. They are attractive and well put together.
On the other hand, avoid any girls with blue/green/etc. hair, thick rim glasses, hipster outfits, etc.
>>71388199
I want to make Donald happy and stop smoking ciggarettes. Anyone have any luck quitting?
>>71388316
>Seattle
Im not gonna drive the x hours it'll take to get pizza. I'll stick with bretty good pizza, gas in the tank and money in my pocket.
>>71388382
>inb4 "I'm from ____" pasta
>>71388382
Yes. NYC voters who are registered Republican DESPISE Golly Gee and Rato.
>>71388480
Not even worth a single view. Why spread this trash here?
>>71388498
Patches mate. They work. You gotta commit though
>>71388469
Fuck the liberals and their "tolerance"
>>71388480
>exercise our intelligence
>Worldstar Hip Hop
>>71388498
Try vaping or quit cold turkey. You have to want to quit.
>>71386964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JEhHvnGRNQ
check some 1998 trump.
>>71388514
You can always make it yourself!
>>71388498
I recently quit smoking marijuana. It was part of the reason I smoked cigarettes because I found my bogies so much more enjoyable when I got a little baked. Planning on quitting cigs too.
>>71388498
I'm down to one a day.
It's hard.
>>71388469
I noticed that. Colleges and the like are libtard central here on Long Island.
>Bring jobs back to america
because im sure everyone will enjoy paying $1000 for what would be a $100 tv if it was made in china
>Thinking low-skill manufacturing means anything in a service based economy
>>71388480
Why are you watching nig shit and then posting it here for views?
>>71387660
holy shitttttt
>>71388486
How do I find out if she's a Trump supporter? It's rude to just go "OH WHO YOU VOTE FOR?"
>>71388498
Quit being a faggot and just suffer.
It takes 3 days. The first 3 days are the fucking hardest, it gets super easy after that.
Either say busy, or stay in bed and just sleep.
If you can't last 72 hours than you deserve to roll over and rot.
Do it pussy.
DO IT.
>>71388600
>I noticed that. Colleges and the like are libtard central here on Long Island.
Colleges and education in general and many unions are communist cesspools because they preach their lord and savior the STATE.
>>71388622
>because im sure everyone will enjoy paying $1000
When we get our jobs back, $1000 won't seem like that much.
>>71388622
>America never made electronics pre 1990
I fucking love this meme.
>>71388496
man I would love to stick my conservative dick in her dirty liberal mouth
>>71387803
Patriotism status: 6000000%
>leave campaignkino to me
What did he mean by this?
>>71388585
I'm on lent right now so I wouldnt be able to eat it anyways. Thanks for the idea tho.
It gonna be a clean sweep tomorrow boys, deer says so.
>>71388498
My friend vaped and just decreased the nicotine content by a tiny amount every day. He was off by a year.
>>71388719
Saving this pepe anon.
>>71388498
Vape
>>71388622
>because im sure everyone will enjoy paying $1000 for what would be a $100 tv if it was made in china
Were you born retarded? Who the fuck buys a 100 dollar TV these days? 1-2k easy for one that isn't a total piece of shit.
Oh nvm then.
Is it just me or did that 7/11 thing subside as quickly as it happened?
>>71388783
Delete this
>>71388692
CANT
>>71388622
We can't compete with China if they are still allowed to pull their jewish tricks.
>>71388382
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL5-vSnp_zo
>first 40 seconds
We love Trump more than we love the Yankees and pizza COMBINED
>>71388480
I heard about this.
Who cares? 2 washed up rappers trying to be relevant
>>71388672
Like I said, you can usually tell just by their appearance.
Start a conversation and gradually move into talking about politics, since you're there voting it shouldn't be that hard. You'll be able to tell her political alignment through conversation. Make certain remarks about candidates or certain policies and see how she reacts.
>>71388817
Can't handle the bantz, fag!?
>>71387079
>tfw monday is my only day off
>>71388856
Literally paid shills to bring the black vote to Hillary.
Don't be fooled, these clowns didn't make this video for free.
Not to mention they don't deserve a single fucking view.
Anyone still absorbing this trash is human waste, black or white.
>>71388915
>Can't handle the bantz, fag!?
>>71388915
>TrumpTGWH
>Trump To Grace White House
>>71388044
Atlanta is the Chicago is the South.
>>71388498
NO DRUGS
NO ALCOHOL
NO CIGARETTES
Some people have success with a gradual reduction in intake, but usually complete fucking abstinence is the way to go. Then again, there's a growing body of research (google Adi Jaffe, colleague of mine) showing that moderation can be incredibly effective.
>>71388480
>click embed
>see pic related
>unembed
>>71389045
Will Trump redecorate the White House? Also, which jet will he use? Airforce 1 or his better private jet?
>>71388480
>Two literal whos
Nothing to see here, folks.
>>71388480
Hannity wrecked these niggers TWO WEEKS AGO. Old news.
>>71389124
>>71388856
Y'all don't understand. This shit is about to go viral in the nigger communities. We need to stop this cancer before it spreads.
Milo Yiannopoulos' employees, wassup
i know you are here faggots
>>71388815
This is seriously a terrible idea. You can't break habits replacing them with something so similar.
All he will do is vape and still crave cigarettes.
Waste of money and time. Fuck vape.
Quit cold turkey or don't fucking quit at all.
>get scammed by tobacco dealers
>turn around and get scammed by them again by patches and vapes
Stop giving these shits your money dumb fuck.
Well, unless you want to, but hey.
http://fdgreenville.com/
Trump didn't misspeaj the 7/11 bit he was talking the 711 fire department that was one of the first on the scene.
>>71389045
S A V E D
A
V
E
D
Here's the code... spread it!
TRUMP 2016!!!
Can't Stump The #l4'Y.|_?
>>71389060
Will do, thanks everyone for your answers.
Make America Great Again!
>>71389075
So they want to fuck... trump? Trump only has one lady these days.
>>71388577
Good find. Cool he mentioned WTC
The crowd loved him.
>>71388498
Cold Turkey! Everyone I know who has switched to vaping to ween themselves off of cigarettes has failed and they just end up using both. Don't invest a bunch of money AND be a loser!
>>71389201
Is the faggot listening in on us?
Hello,
I'm Biwwy
Wanna Make America Great Again?
Hot damn
Trump Rallys a must,
everybody I see just turns to dust im like In Trump we trust yeah I cock back and bust
in Trump we trust
with my MAGA Memes!
Like BAAM!
Wanna Make America Great "pew"
YO
New York Citty, 22 sixteen, Don Trump and my best friend The Voters and im diggin through the candidates a dead country really
all I got is a broke democracy now gimme I'm safe in the dark, no voice means danger can't take the chance to electet another dummie or be let democrats mess things up with another loser...
(you look like you're handy wit da America)
Fuckin' aye right did you find someone worth it?
Someone that can fix us like a surgeon?
Its urgent I'm hurtin we need to make jobs in
What the fuck is this?
God damn biwwy what the fuck you just give me, these peoole are corrupted and just try to sell things
Guess it's time to step up;
God damn the next man will be lookin like a sucka...!
*Hold it you Dummies!
Hello,
I'm Biwwy
Wanna Make America Great Again?
Hot damn
Trump Rallys a must,
everybody I see just turns to dust im like In Trump we trust yeah I cock back and bust
in Trump we trust
with my MAGA Memes!
Like BAAM!
>>71389188
lol by doing what?
Nipsey Hussel is washed up and YG is irrelevant.
>>71388984
Is Trump the all father?
>>71388498
Smoke stale cigarettes until the thought of them makes you feel sick. Worked for me. Now I just chew on toothpicks all day.
Don't vape, that makes you looks like a fucking faggot.
>>71389282
Wait didn't he die last week?
>>71389257
buildings, new york, and money are his strong suits. not this social conservative malarkey.
JEWS DID 7/11
>>71388498
This
>>71388692
I quit December 1, I spent all my money on other shit specifically so that I wouldn't have money for the next two weeks when I got my check.
If you're the kind of person who scrapes change together for a black and mild, or who will lick up butts from parking lots when attempting to quit then this won't work.
Leave your money and credit cards and whatnot in some sort of safe with "no drugs/no alcohol/no cigarettes" written on a sticky note. Take out as much as you'll need that day.
The biggest problem when attempting to quit smoking is that you'll pass a gas station and find yourself inside, instinctively purchasing more even two or three days after. Then you smoke one and it's miraculously the only cigarette you've enjoyed for the last 6 months and you forget why you wanted to quit.
Or you see someone smoking in public and they really, really look like they're enjoying themselves and suddenly you don't see a problem with smoking.
Staying in bed for 72 hours is about the best you can do if you have that problem. Short of that, stay away from people who smoke. Or if you can get any Welbutrin works really well for smoking cessation but don't see a psychiatrist or they won't let you hasgunz.
>>71389350
Did some crazy SJW finally kill him? Pretty sure he had his show on Friday.
>>71389188
So? Shut up, white boi.
April 4, 1968 MLK Assassination
April 14, 1912 Titanic
April 15, Boston Bombing
April 16, 2007 Virginia Tech
April 19, 1897 Boston Marathon Began
April 19, 1993 Waco Massacre
April 19, 1995 Oklahoma City Bombing
April 20, 1999 Columbine Shotting
April 20, 2010 BP Oil Spill
April 28, 1996 Port Arthur Australia Massacre
April 19 through May 1st is a 13 day period that requires a blood sacrifice to the beast, specifically a fire if possible. A cremation of care, like used at the Bohemian Grove, is a ritual destruction of care, or the feminine goddess part of the soul.
Prepare your anus phaggots. Something big is habbening this year, especially around May 23rd too.
>>71389454
Trump will keep winning?
>>71389401
Correction
POOS DID 7/11
Did Megyn Kelly and the Don make up yet?
>>71389454
>Believing the Trump is going to die on May 23rd Maymay
>>71389454
I am now a #KasichCuck.
>>71389577
Yes. Interview sometime soon i think
CA here, I'm channeling all my meme magic over to New York.
Make it great again, boys.
>>71389577
What did Trump mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxyPQ4_Xeqc
>>71389577
She's still acting like a bitch. AFAIK, the Don hasn't attacked her for like two weeks now.
>>71389577
Nah everytime I see if she changed she becomes more sjw
>>71389635
He is our Batman.
>>71389721
She looks like a giddy 7 year old
>>71387260
WTM. A few dels statewide 50% wta else proportional, per district 50% wta else 2 to winner & 1 to 2nd.
Trump gets an absolute bare minimum worst case 68, most likely 89-95.
>>71389635
He is literally meme magic incarnate.
I love how heartfealt his review is as well, he appreciates the filmmaking and how much work went into it.
We need based memes to commemorate Trump's glorious coming victory in New York. Sadly I don't have the skills.
Content creators pls deliver, this is history in the making!
>>71389454
Don't forget both Saddam Hussein and Hitler was born in this range
And, suspiciously, nothing ever happens on Earth Day.
4/20 could be arranged as some ritual thanks to all the burning shit and the cult-like nature of its consumers.
>tfw same birthday as Saddam
>>71387403
AWOO KIDDING ME?
>>71389236
dank memes
>>71389454
>all of the states Ted Cruz has won are in Yellowstone's killzone
>Yellowstone gets pissy after Colorado, and shit starts happening around the world after Wyoming
>the more states he cheats in, the more its aggravated
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS GET OUT AND VOTE
>>71389815
Shit's annoying. I just want a straight up WTA CD system here in NY, not this LOOK AT ME I'M SPECIAL garbage.
did that 7-11 bullshit hurt trump in any way?
>>71388692
>It takes 3 days
Nonsmoker detected
>>71389815
I predict it is 76 minimum based on the polls
>>71390013
Yes. I was a yuge Trump supporter, but now I am a #CruzMiscellaneous
I wonder how much a colossal fuck up costs at 7/11.
>>71389304
that's really shitty oc. not the effect, it's just like a middle schooler wrote it. i dont even know what it would do, since it says it gives a friendly minion taunt, but all enemy minions must attack YOU next turn
>>71390126
>>71390013
Not much.
Jesus, don't worry about it.
>>71386964
Geez man this is nuts, why are the reporters so rough on me?
>Kasich snaps at reporter who asks him about his single win
http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/04/john-kasich-reporter-ohio-222115
>>71390013
What is this 7-11 about?
Did it happen at the rally because I'm watching it now.
>>71390054
Thank you if you made this. Thank you to all the meme creators who have taken on this labor of love to MAGA.
God bless. No homo.
>>71390187
Oh man.
>>71390187
>>71390181
It's just the underaged buzzfeeders obsessed with it.
>>71389637
>acting
>>71390126
Buck ninety-nine. Comes with nachos.
Go suck an abo dick.
>>71390449
>underaged
They can't even vote, m9.
>>71390060
For real. I quit 3 years ago & I still have dreams about smoking.
Where is the Dominionist hiding?
>>71390214
he referenced fire station 711, at least that's how it seems in context.
>>71390490
I wouldn't mind if she sucked my baby sucker desu
>>71390572
I got to the part where I only do it every once a few months for nostalgia. It took 8 years to quit
and you choose to be crooked?
>>71390765
She looks like fucking Palpatine
>>71390765
Was crooked hillary the best nickname? I feel he will come up with a better one after the nomination
Paladino really took it to the crooked media at the rally
It's surprisingly slow tonight, even the shitposting isn't like it was previous night-before-primary threads.
Some people said they left for 2 weeks because of shills after Wiscinson, how many will come back tomorrow?
>>71390849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMNaV4GWVu0
She can't spin like Sheev with that cough
>>71390632
Same horseshit as the 'MUH JOE PATERNO. HOWZ TRUMPZ BRINGIN HIM BAK?', when Trump was talking about bringing back the Joe Paterno statue.
>cue Ben Shapiro Show in the morn
>Iz Trumpz a third graderz? He called the World Trade Center a 7/11. Harharhar
>>71390870
Billary.
"Insanity is trying the same thing twice and expecting a different result."
>>71390849
It's called "getting old."
Be sure to moisturize or that will be you, son.
>>71390901
None. They're busy trying to learn how to spin tomorrow and the 26th elections
>>71390187
He's a nigger. I want to see an entire room of cucks like Chode Todd and Chris Matthews just grill him repeatedly on his single win.
>>71387387
I would be worried, but its a closed primary and the deadline to register republican was march 25th. So Only republicans are voting and not shills. im predicting 100% victory
>>71390870
Corrupt Clinton is better imo. Crooked Hillary is too casual.
Plus it needs to be something that can be chanted.
>>71390765
Crooked Hillary is kinda pretty lame, tbqh.
Not like Low Energy, Lil' Marco, or Lyin' Ted.
Hope he's just doing >>71390870
Trump bros, I need help. My friend wants to be on the Trump train but he is in full denial right now. He is just 18 and only just getting into politics so he is more easily influenced. His liberal family is attacking him for his beliefs basically, he tried to defend Trump against them but they brought up stuff like Trump being just an image by creating everything with the name Trump in front of it (somehow implying that is a bad thing) even bringing up drumpf. But also they are arguing with him on things like black crime statistics and the 6 gorrillion number and told him to take a holocaust class. How can he start to strengthen his arguments? Also any of you bros have some counter arguments to typical liberal attacks on Trump?
>>71390870
Crooked Clinton does have a pretty good ring to it desu, but hopefully he comes up with something that works better with Hillary
when's the NY primary?
are we winning?
Trump will lose because he has no organizational ability and the delegates will slip through his fingers.
I'm enjoying this election thoroughly, lads. Thanks. :^)
>>71387682
but muh 11 elections in a row
Anyone else think Trump wants to put Cruz on the Supreme Court?
I think he'd be a good fit for it and I think it'd be a mutual win for both of them. I don't think they really hate each other, they just don't fully agree with one another.
>decide to visit Trumps twitter a little bit ago
>check the first tweets comments
>first thing I see is a #NeverTrump shit
>Typical Cruzfaggots, they will never not be asspained
>visit their twitter
>follow their website page
>get linked to this
>>71391101
many bongs lad
>>71391033
It's Liddle Marco
No one on /pol/ ever gets it right
>>71390539
I'd shag Smuggy Brown rotten, YEAH!
>>71390984
>None. They're busy trying to learn how to spin tomorrow and the 26th elections
I meant people who stopped coming because of shilling and shitposting, so maybe they'll come back tomorrow?
>>71390942
Not sure that would work out that well. Bill days were more happy times. It's not necessary accurate either. We all saw Bill BTFOing BLM. Shillary would kill a cop if she had to.
>>71387209
hell yeah man, im definitely going.
>>71391101
Just wait old man
>>71391055
Shillary Hillary?
>>71391101
many bongs and bings
>>71386964
what should we call him?
>>71391136
No
Cruz being on the Supreme Court means he's there for life
As in beyond Don
Fuck that
>>71391149
So fucking mad their shitty Canadian rat's campaign is about to end on the east coast. Stay mad you cucks. :^)
>>71391230
Shrill Horror
>>71391149
Surprise surprise.
>>71391036
>take a holocaust class
nig crime statistics are irrefutable, and it sounds to me like his family isn't even bringing up any arguments to refute, they're not looking to change their minds, he should just stay firm in his own convictions and ignore them
>>71391279
Cuckboy the Fuckboy :^)
tell me how you feel about cruz's quote
"If Trump get's the nomination... Hillary will win by double digits. I've won the last 5 races by landslides over and over again"
>>71391279
The C on his hat is indicative of a certain word we use around these parts.
>>71391136
There are better picks
>>71390870
I loved Crooked Hillary. You have to listen to his breakdown during the rally. It was great. Also only Donald can say "CROOKED HILLARY" and make it sound so perfect, so right, just natural. In his voice it sounds amazing. To anybody who doubts that it's a good name just listen to Trump pronounce it.
"CROOKED HILLARY, JUST REMEMBER HER ENTIRE LIFE IS A CROOKED LITTLE LIE."
oshit I just remembered there was a game with the crooked man, someone should meme that shit up. It had a catchy nursery rhyme and everything. MAKE THE MEME FAGGOTS (or I'll try when I get back).
>http://www.vgperson.com/games/crookedman.htm
>https://www.quotev.com/story/3012617/There-was-a-Crooked-Man/1
gotta go run errands IRL so yeah
>>71391136
fuck no
Canadian Cruz is Bush tier terrible
>>71391344
sounds like something an increasingly nervous rat would say
>>71391344
No words anymore
>>71391374
Indeed
>>71391122
H-h-hillary
>>71391342
>>71391371
I think this has potential.
>>71391149
>less than 2,600 followers
Wow, even fucking Jeb! had more support.
How low energy can shilling even be?
>>71391449
Dan is falling down on the job
Drumpf xD
>>71391294
>>71391310
>>71391294
>>71391449
They are trying to play the public from both sides of the isle.
Establishment fear is real. Their house of cards isn't just going to blow over, it's going to be burned to the ground.
>>71391534
Haha xD well memed friend, +1
#CruzMissile
>>71391344
What is Cruz going to say when he eats shit for his earlier "remove Kaisch, he can't win except in a contested convention" paraphrased quote?
Haha, you KNOW Trump is going to use that against Cruz like Rubio's "The victor of Florida will be the nominee" quote.
>>71387005
NEW THREAD
>>71387005
NEW THREAD
>>71387005
NEW THREAD
>>71387005
NEW THREAD
>>71387005
NEW THREAD
>>71391391
I wanted Angry Hillary, but thinking about it, it couldve backfired. I remember Trump turning the Angry Trump card around. 'Hell yes, Im angry. This Country is fucked. Why shouldnt I be angry?"
Crooked is fine.
>>71391534
>DRUMPF
HOLY SHIT TRUMP STUMPED
HIS CAMPAIGN WILL NEVER RECOVER
BREAKING: NATIONAL AMMO SHORTAGE AS TRUMP SUPPORTERS COMMIT MASS SUICIDES
WE ARE ALL #ZODIACMISSILES
>>71391668
and because calling a woman angry is sexist
>>71389587
>The world is going to end on May 28th, 2015
>>71386964
post yfw when 7/11 happened
http://www.c-span.org/video/?c4588850/donald-trump-mistakenly-refers-september-11-7-11
>>71389635
>Anthony Wiener
>he is not a good person, not a good guy
>and now there's these sexual perversions
Holy shit I need to start watching more of these old videos.
>>71388043
Not true it's WTA I'm pretty sure
>>71391122
"Organizational ability"
I believe the term you're looking for is willingness to bribe low level scum pols.
He doesn't have to. He gets 1237 and they give him the nod or blood flows in the streets. Establishment blood.
I smell a filthy Bernbot.
>>71389834
Breivik really doesn't belong on that side.
He shot 77 mostly white people. Liberals or no that shit is a PR body blow to any white nationalist movement.
The other guys in that picture all built up their countries. Hitler would belong on that side, Breivik would not.
>>71392167
Doubling down, retards. He was referring to the station. It doesn't even make sense otherwise.
>>71392421
Breivik prevented his country for becoming another Sweden.
>>71392562
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3528236/Male-Norwegian-politician-raped-asylum-seeker-says-feels-GUILTY-attacker-deported-man-suffer-Somalia.html
Did he now?
>>71392812
Yeah, that's just one guy and Norway is actually deporting a lot of people.
>>71393059
Still don't think a guy that's only famous for shooting people belongs on a list with guys who have actually led their countries or attempted to do so. The image would have much more propaganda value if he was replaced with another based leader.
>>71393195
It's a joke image by a pro-Saddam meme page on kikebook, it's not supposed to make sense.
